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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con shot the explosives in a room near him, not to kill himself, but to blow a hole in the 墙 so that they could escape.

Con: *Jumps out building*
Lola: *Jumps out building* We never did get to find Yolo.
Con: *Looks out in desert* I think I see him. Stay here. *Goes back in building*

Twenty 分钟 later

Yolo: *Walking in desert*
Con: *driving car*
Yolo: *Stops walking*
Con: *Stops car 下一个 to Yolo* You're making a mistake with walking away.
Yolo: Go away. I don't have to put up with you.
Con: Do 你 want to survive, 或者 not?
Yolo: I'll take my chances.
Con: Get in the car.
Yolo: Ugh *gets in car*
Con: *Drives*
Yolo: Why would 你 want to save me?
Con: You're wanted alive.
Yolo: Oh. So, 你 actually care about your work now.
Con: 你 could say that, yeah. Alright, *stops car* This is where 你 get out.
Yolo: Get out?
Con: *Opens door, and pushes Yolo out*
Yolo: *Laying on ground*
Con: *Grabs something from the trunk*
Yolo: What are 你 going to do now?
Con: *Shows can* This, 你 may need. It's going to be a long walk to wherever you're going. You're out in the desert, so if 你 get thirsty, drink that motor oil.
Yolo: What?
Con: Otherwise, you'll die of dehydration.
Yolo: 你 bastard.
Con: *Gets in car, and drives away*

After leaving Yolo behind, Con and Lola went to a trainstation. There were a bunch of ponies at the station, but the only train there was a freight train.

Con: *Stops car*
Lola: Thank 你 Con. Thank 你 for everything.
Con: I'm just doing my job *Kisses Lola*
Lola: *Kisses back* I have to go now *Runs away*
Con: *Watching Lola*
Lola: *Talking to her dad*
Dad: *Looks at Con*
Con: *Smiles, then drives away*

Two days later, 奇瓦瓦, 奇瓦瓦州 Mexico. It's raining

Mexican General: *walking to hotel with girlfriend*
Girlfriend: *Next to General*
Mexican General: Watch this *teleports him, and girlfriend to room*
Girlfriend: Ooh. Excelente.
Con: *Arrives with gun* Sit down.
General, and girlfriend: *Sit down*
Con: Now, for you. *Points gun at girlfriend* I want to know who 你 are, and what you're doing with this stallion. You're Italian secret service, right?
Girlfriend: *Shocked*
Con: That's alright. I know 你 are. Your cover has been blown, and 你 need to leave now. As for 你 *Points gun at General* We want those plans for the new nuclear missiles 你 want to manufacture. Please give them to me.
Mexican General: *Grabs plans, and gives them to Con*
Con: *Leaves hotel room*
P: Did 你 get the plans?
Con: Yes, I did.
P: Good work. Bring them back here, then go to Mr. Foust. I want 你 back in service for the C.I.E.
Con: I never left.

The End

Created 由 Seanthehedgehog & Disneyfan333
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 8

New Day.
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Canterlot 城堡 Hallway
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Crimson - I tell 你 this maid is into me!
Shadowknight - Like every mare in 城堡 eh?
Crimson - Come on boss its not like that...
Shadowknight - *yawns* nothing much happening now...
Crimson - Last time we had this attack what half a 年 ago.
Shadowknight - Now its all calm...
Crimson - heee heee heee and wich one 你 take eh?
Shadowknight - Take? What.
Crimson - 你 know... 你 gonna go with 翠, 翡翠 或者 maybe Lilly 或者 你 like young Pearl of perhaps old 皇后乐队 eh?
Shadowknight - *blushes* That what 你 mean...
Crimson - Come on lad 你 can tell me.
Shadowknight...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At a ranch between Cactus City, and the house 彩虹 Dash was at, 彩虹 Dash was tied up to a poll, and hanging three feet above the ground.

Cowboy Pony: *With seven other cowboy ponies* This mare is an Injun lover.
Rainbow Dash: Why can't 你 say Indian?
Cowboy Pony: I AM SAYING INJUN 你 PIECE OF SHIT!
Rainbow Dash: *Laughing*
Cowboy 小马 3: She's laughing?
Cowboy 小马 4: What the fuck are 你 laughing about?!
Rainbow Dash: Your friend just cracks me up.
Cowboy 小马 6: Get the reverend. We're going to kill her now.

By the ranch, Flim, and Flam passed it.

Flim: Ah, wonderful, there's Rainbow...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a normal 日 in Ponyville with the sun shining, and everypony was feeling happy.

Song: link

Rainbow Dash: *Flying in the air at high speed* Woo hoo!!! *Clearing lots of clouds in the sky as she flies*

One of 彩虹 Dash's 最喜爱的 things to do, besides flying, is clearing clouds. She loves to see a clear blue sky, with the sun shining brightly.

Rainbow Dash: *Kicks two 更多 clouds* Perfect. The sky is the same shade of blue as me. Time for a break. *Flies down into the center of Ponyville, and sees Pinkie Pie, and Rarity* 嘿 Pinkie Pie, Rarity, I haven't seen 你 two in a while.

Song...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
下一个 morning, Captain Jefferson was talking to his officers in the briefing room.

Captain Jefferson: We're getting reports from the State Troopers of two ponies killing officers for fun. They're currently in Ponyville, but they think the suspects might come towards us. These two guys are wanted 由 the State Troopers, both in this state, and in Pennsylvania. If they do 显示 up here, we need to stop them quickly, before anypony gets hurt. We gotta be on our game.
Officers: Yes sir.
Captain Jefferson: That's what I like to hear. Get out there.
Officers: *Leaving*
Julia: Okay Red, it's your turn...
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Now, the rest of this story will take place in Equestria

Nazis: *Driving three truck on a road that goes along a cliff*
Sean: *Chasing the truck with his Corvette*
Rainbow Dash: *Driving her Challenger behind Sean*
Sean: Let's see what Tails did to our cars. *Hits a button*

The headlights popped up, and machine 枪 were fired from inside the headlights

Nazis: *Getting shot. One truck falls off the cliff*
Rainbow Dash: My turn. *Hits a button, and grenade launchers appear on the front wheels*
Nazis: Was ist das?
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots two grenades, and blows up the trucks*
Sean: *Laughing* Nice...
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added by windwakerguy430
Source: 谷歌
added by alinah_09
posted by Canada24
Afried I'm ending season 2 here.. Working on the 3rd season of Trevor Phillips series and deciding to focus my energy on that one..

Pinkie Pie is involved in the series, she became Trevor's 'pet pony'.

But Trevor turned her from cute Pinkie Pie., into the deranged Pinkamena (Cupcakes Pinkie)..

since I'm bring this us., here's best of "psycho pinkie" in the T. P. Series.

SEASON 1 EPISODE 5:

lazlo: Please don't kill me., (holds up Pinkie Pie) I'll give 你 my pet pony.

Michael: It'll take 更多 than tha-

Trevor: I 爱情 IT! (Grabs her and despite being a mentally insane mass murderer, he hugs her like...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 街, 街道 corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 下一个 to Double Scoop*
Tom: 更多 ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands 下一个 to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Blooper time.

Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*

Blooper song: link

Twilight: *Enters the human world with Spike*
Spike: What happened to us?
Twilight: *Talks in her normal voice* I don't know.... wait a second. I NO LONGER HAVE THE- *Coughs, and falls down*
Spike: Cut.
Director: 你 don't make the decisions!
Audience: *Laughing*

Take 2

Twilight: *Enters the human world with Spike*
Spike: What happened to us?
Twilight: *Talks in her black man's voice* I don't know.... Hey, I thought I was supposed to get my normal voice back!
Audience: *Laughing*

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Tom: *Goes on his laptop* Okay, give me a...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, a fake white mustache, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game 显示 wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Bulk Biceps as Adele
and Fancy Pants as Keanu Reeves

Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. It's been an exciting first round, now let's take a look at the scores. Sean the hedgehog has set a new Jeopardy record with negative $235,000.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Suck on it Trebek.
Audience: *Cheering*
Sean: Suck it long, and suck it hard.
Audience: *Clapping* Woo...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Well, we hope 你 enjoyed this episode, because now, it's time for the bloopers.
Audience: *Clapping*

Blooper song: link

Frank & Wilson: We already did the intro!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Matt: Well, considering the fact that I'm blind, I'm going to throw this laptop away. *Throws it at a taxi*
Taxi Pony: Hey, you're gonna pay for that!
Audience: *Laughing*

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Matt: This is getting too random. *Climbs into Gordon's cab* Okay 随意 talking train that I can't see because I'm blind, take me home.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gordon: Uh, I'm not even on the train tracks.
Matt: Now 你 tell me.
Audience:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic 彩虹 as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia was sitting at her 台, 办公桌 when Derpy appeared.

Derpy: I'd like to inform 你 about something important. You're sitting at a desk.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Yes I can see that 你 cross-eyed freak. I f***ing hate you. The news 你 give me, is stupid. Last week 你 informed...
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added by bossyalpha
posted by BlondLionEzel
Episode 1: New School (Part 1)

Joseph: *Sitting 由 himself, has white hair, light green eyes, and a slightly toned figure*

Mane Six: *Sit 下一个 to Joseph*

Rainbow Dash: Good afternoon, Joseph!

Joseph: *Sees the Mane Six 下一个 to him* Oh, hello...

Pinkie Pie: *Looks at Joseph* What’s bugging you, Joseph?

Joseph: *Sighs* It’s nothing...

Rarity: Are 你 sure? We can’t help 你 if 你 don’t talk to us.

Joseph: It’s just...my powers...

Fluttershy: Powers?

Twilight Sparkle: *Looks at her friends* 你 don’t know his powers? They’re super cool!

Rarity: We’ve only known him for about a 年 now......
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Pierce Hawkins as 巴比, papillon, 巴比龙
Pierce Hawkins as Papillon
SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Papillon

Also starring Dragonaura15's Metal Gloss

France, 1938

Two stallions were walking to a warden at a jail. They were outside, near the exit where all the prisoners were lined up.

Police 小马 54: All present, and accounted for sir.
Warden: Thank you.
Police 小马 95: *Playing drums for five seconds*
Warden: As of this moment, 你 will all be transferred to another prison, far from here. Everypony living in France no longer has to worry about you. Forget France. She has gotten rid of you.

Then the warden walked down a crowded street, while soldiers, and police ponies...
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