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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con found Lola tied to her bed, and there was tape on her mouth.

Con: *Frees Lola* What happened?
Lola: One of Frank's men came here, and tied me to this chair. He kept asking me where 你 were, but I didn't say anything.
Con: And that's why he tied 你 to the bed?
Lola: Yes.
Con: Well it's over. I killed him, and now we got to dump his body somewhere.
Lola: Where are we going to do that?
Con: Tonight. Oh, and I got the groceries. This should be enough for our flight into Equestria.
Lola:Con! *hugs Con* We can't go back to Equestria. Your boss will be looking for you.
Con: He won't know where I am. As long as we stay away from Canterlot.
Lola: Okay. *Sees groceries* 你 didn't forget the canolli's, right?
Con: Of course I didn't. They're right in that bag with the other groceries 你 told me to get.

Hours passed, and eventually it was dark. Con, and Lola stuffed David's dead body into a big black bag, and they were going to dump it in the ocean.

Con: *Goes to front desk* We'd like to check out.
台, 办公桌 Clerk: Sign here, and you're able to leave.
Con: *Signs paper*
台, 办公桌 Clerk: Alright, thank 你 for staying with us. We hope 你 come back soon.
Con: *Leaves*
台, 办公桌 Clerk: Hmph. He could have at least 说 thank you.
Lola: *Puts body in back of car* All set.
Con: I'll drive *gets in driver's seat*
Lola: *Sits 下一个 to Con*
Con: *Starts car, and drives off*
Lola: I never did thank 你 for saving me.
Con: It's all part of my job. *Turns left*
Lola: What else do 你 do in your job?
Con: I drive sports cars, shoot other ponies, kill other ponies, and that's pretty much about it.
Lola: Do 你 like your job?
Con: Yeah. What's not to like?
Police: *Behind Con, with sirens on*
Con: Really? *Pulls over*
Lola: Why did 你 stop?
Con: Don't worry. I got this all planned out.
Police Pony: *Walks to front of car* Sir, step out of the car.
Con: *Exits car*
Police Pony: This isn't your car.
Con: I know, Lola is letting me drive it.
Police Pony: In australia, we don't care if the owner of a car let's 你 drive it. You're still not allowed to drive cars that belong to anypony, but yourself.
Con: Is that so? *Punches police pony*
Police Pony: *Falls on ground*
Con: *Grabs gun* Now what do 你 have to say about it?
Police Pony: 你 are a dangerous pony.
Con: *Shoots Police Pony* Lola, change of plans. We're getting rid of the body in this dumpster.
Lola: *Drags out body*
Con: *Opens dumpster*
Lola: *Puts body in dumpster* Now what?
Con: 你 说 we'd go to the airport.

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posted by bluethunder25
In a 前一个 article, I talked about how Sunset Shimmer's defeat at the end of the movie wasn't done right; how Sunset Shimmer turned from the dark side too fast and was way too excepting of friendship. In this article, I wanna talk about another subject regarding that ending; specifically, what Twilight says to Sunset Shimmer as she is lying, broken and helpless in the crater.

"You will never rule in Equestria! Any power 你 may have had in this world is gone! Tonight, you've shown everyone who 你 really are, you've shown them what is in your heart."

I know a lot of people are gonna say that...
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Trixie: (answers her phone) Hello?

Saten: 嘿 cutie

Trixie: ... Saten?

Saten: 你 说 to call 你 everyday, remember

Trixie: Yes, but honey, this isn't a good time, I'm about to preform... I'll call 你 back, promise

Saten: Wait, wait, this is my- (Trixie didn't hear him and hung up).. Last... Phone call.

Saten: (angrily hangs up).. (Angrily points at Sword) THIS IS YOUR FAULT!!

Master Sword: (reading magazine) It's not so bad.. Just chill, least 你 still have me

Saten: Your making my skin crawl!

Master Sword: Still, look at it this way... It could be worse!

Saten: Worse?

Master Sword: Yeah....
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Anyone remember the days of how this club- no, this WEBSITE- used to be? I do. I remember it as a place full of great people, ideas, and extravagant conversation.

It was also full of assholes, trolls, conflict, and arguments.

But was that bad? Nah, not really. I like conflict. Can't be a sword without being forged in flame, amirite? Hardships make the soul stronger.

And, unlike how the club is now, it's not so BORING.
I mean really, coming back to the site as it is now, I fully realize why I left in the first place.

This place is so BORING. I mean, maybe it's because i've grown intellectually over...
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posted by bluethunder25
OK, obviously as a villain, a lot of people do not give Sunset Shimmer a lot of praise, but as a reformed villain, she has become one of the most 流行的 characters in the MLP franchise , and I have to say, I do like Sunset Shimmer as reformed villain and I think she makes a great edition to the HuMane 6. But here's the thing; as I 说 in my 前一个 article, Sunset had the potential to be arguably Twilight's greatest rival, but they dropped the ball on that account. And what really drives it 首页 for me is her defeat at the end of the first movie; not so much because she was defeated 由 the...
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(a stallion is seen running away in panic).
Scootaloo: I don't get it.. All I did was ask him to look at my opening. (refers to a cut on her arm).
AppleBloom: Well. It's possible he might of misunderstood you.
Scootaloo: I guess..
Sweetie Belle: I like pie!. Let's go get some pie.
Scootaloo: I... Fine, let's go.

(the crusaders are seen all eating a piece of pie).
Sweetie Belle: Oh. This was a good day.
Scootaloo: Sure. Rather then the part were 你 ruined your sisters chances of using Fluttershy's skin for a dress 由 firing Fluttershy up with blow torch because 你 thought 你 saw a fly land over...
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The Elements of Harmony are ancient stones that have magical abilities. The Infinity Gems are powerful stones that if gathered together, can give the holder omnipotence. But...what if they are the same? Here's some evidence:

Magic Element = Mind Gem (Twilight Sparkle is the smartest of the group)

Honesty Element = Reality Gem (Applejack is the most realistic and honest of the group)

Kindness Element = Soul Gem (Fluttershy is quite kind)

The other three are just guesses:

Generosity Element = Power Gem (Rarity has been shown to be quite strong)

Laughter Element = 太空 Gem (Pinkie Pie can break the...
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