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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I have worked on this with Disneyfan333. It is a crossover of My Little Pony, and The Nightmare Before 圣诞节

Twas a long time ago. Longer now then it seems, when a town near Canterlot remained isolated from other places for a long time until a chain of events occurred. If 你 never heard about this story, I say it's time 你 begun

This song starts playing link

Everypony sings along to it

Colts, and Fillies of every age
Wouldn't 你 like to see something strange?
Come with us, and 你 will see
This our town of 万圣节前夕

This is Halloween, this is 万圣节前夕
Pumpkins scream in the dead of night
This is Halloween, everypony make a scene
Trick 或者 treat till the neighbor's gonna die of fright

It's our town, everpony scream
In this town of 万圣节前夕

I am the one hiding under your bed, teeth ground sharp, and eyes glowing red

I am the one hiding under your stairs
Fingers like snakes, and spiders in my hair

This is Halloween, this is 万圣节前夕

Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween,

In this town
We call 首页
Everyone hail to the 南瓜 song
In this town, don't we 爱情 it now?
Everypony is waiting for the 下一个 surprise

Round that corner man
Hiding in the trash can
Something's waiting now to pounce, and how you'll Scream!

This is 万圣节前夕
Red, and black
Slimy green
Aren't 你 scared?

Well that's just fine
Say it once, say it twice
Take a chance, and roll the dice ride with the moon in the dead of night

Everypony scream! Everypony scream!!
In our town of 万圣节前夕

I am the clown with the tear away face
Here in a flash, and gone without a trace
I am the who, when 你 call "who's there?"
I am the wind blowing through your hair
I am the shadow of the moon at night! Filling your dreams to the brim with fright.

This is Halloween, this is 万圣节前夕

Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween,

Tender lumpings everywhere
Life's no fun without a good scare
That's our job, but we're not mean
In our town of 万圣节前夕

In this town, don't we 爱情 it now?
Everypony is waiting for the 下一个 surprise

Skeleton Jack might catch 你 in the back
And scream like a banshee
Make 你 jump out of your skin

This is 万圣节前夕
Everypony scream
Won't 你 please make way for a very special guy?
Old man Jack is king of the 南瓜 patch
Everypony hail to the 南瓜 king

This is Halloween, this is 万圣节前夕

Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween,

In this town
We call 首页
Everyone hail to the 南瓜 song

La, la, la
La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la

Weeeeeeeeeeee

Shortly after the song ended, the 南瓜 king himself arrived, shouting loudly, causing all the ponies to be frightened.

Jack: Thank 你 for the warm welcoming.
Mayor: Thank 你 for the scary entrance
Jack: My pleasure sir.
Ponies: We thought for a moment 你 wouldn't come, and then 你 arrived scaring us very badly.
Jack: Thank 你 for the lovely compliments. Now, I must get going.
Vampire ponies: Why? You'll miss the ceremony.
Jack: I've got to go check on my dog Zero. 你 know how much he loves me.
Vampire ponies: Well, ok. See ya around Jack.
Jack: So long. *leaves* (Finally, I thought I could never get out of there.)

While Jack was walking away from the others, a mare was looking at him. She was called Sally

Professor Something: Sally! Come over to me at once.
Sally: Hmmm, no.
Professor Something: You're not ready for this.
Sally: Yes I am.
Professor Something: *Grabs Sally* No, you're not!!
Sally: Can't 你 just let me be? *kicks professor*
Professor Something: Ah *falls out wheel chair*

Sally then followed Jack, as he went for a walk.

Jack: *throws money in jar*
Musical band: Nice work old bean.
Jack: Yeah I guess so. Just like last year, and the 年 before that. *continues walking*
Sally: *watching*
Jack: *claps hooves*
Zero: *appears*

Jack then sings this song link

There are few who'd deny, at what I do I am the best
For my talents are renowned far, and wide
When it comes to surprises in the moonlit night
I excel without ever even trying

With the slightest little effort of my ghostlike charms
I have seen grown men give out a shriek
With the wave of my hand, and a well placed moan
I have swept the very bravest off their feet

Yet 年 after year, it's the same routine
And I grow so weary of the sound of screams
And I Jack, the 南瓜 King
Have grown so tired of the same old thing

Oh, somewhere deep inside of these 识骨寻踪
An emptiness began to grow
There's something out there far from my 首页
A longing that I've never known

I'm the master of fright, and a demon of light
And I'll scare 你 right out of your pants
To a 小马 in Kentucky, I'm mister unlucky
And I'm known throughout England, and France

And since I am dead, I can take off my head
To recite Shakespearean qoutes
No animal nor man can scream like I can
With the fury of my recitations

But who here would ever understand
That the 南瓜 King with the skeleton grin
Would Tire of his crown, if they only understood
He'd give it all up if he only could

Oh there's an empty place in my 识骨寻踪
That calls out for something unknown
The fame, and phrase come 年 after 年
Does nothing for these empty tears

Jack then walked away with his ghost dog, Zero

Sally: I know how 你 feel Jack
Professor Something: *arrives* Sally? Get over here now!
Sally: Fine. *goes to Professor Something*

Soon, the professor took Sally to his lab

Professor Something: I can't have 你 wandering off!
Sally: But I want to see what this world is like.
Professor Something: You're not ready. We've talked about this before. All 你 need is patience, and then you'll be ready.
Sally: But I don't want to be patient. I want to go out there now.
Professor Something: Someday 你 will. Someday

Jack was walking with his ghost dog Zero.

Zero: *barks*
Jack: No Zero. I'm not in the mood.
Zero: *begs*
Jack: Alright *grabs bone* Go get it! *throws bone*
Zero: *grabs bone* Bark, bark.

下一个 morning near Jack's house.

Mayor: *drives up* Ah, time for another great day. *goes upstairs humming This is Halloween* *rings doorbell*

Nothing happened, and the mayor soon became angry. Right when he was mad, the mayor soon thought for a moment, and was immediately happy again.

Mayor: Jack! I've got plans for 下一个 Halloween. I'll need to check them with 你 before we start.

Still no response

Mayor: *sad* For heaven's sake Jack! Answer me *grabs speaker* JACK!! Don't leave me like this!! *falls down stairs*
Musician: He's not home.
Mayor: What? Why?
Musician: He hasn't been 首页 all day.

Shortly after that, Jack was asleep, while walking.

Jack: *wakes up* What?
Zero: Bark, bark.
Jack: *sees portal* What is this? *walks toward portal*

Jack was being clueless, and stepped into the portal

Jack: Whoa!!
Zero: Bark, bark.
Jack: *falling* WHOooooooAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Eventually, he ended up somewhere completely different.

Jack: *sees snow*

Once again, Jack starts to sing a song
link

What's this, what's this?
There's color everywhere
What's this?
There's white things in the air
What's this?
I can't believe my eyes I must be dreaming
Wake up Jack, this isn't fair

What's this?!

What's this, what's this?
There's something very wrong
What's this?
There's ponies 唱歌 songs

What's this?
The streets are lined with little creatures laughing
Everypony seems so happy
Have I possibly gone daffy?

What is this?

What's this?!

There's ponies throwing snowballs
Instead of throwing heads
They're busy building toys
And absolutely no one's dead

There's frost on every window
Oh I can't believe my eyes
And in my 识骨寻踪 I feel the warmth
That's coming from inside....

Oh look!
What's this?
They're hanging mistletoe. They kiss?
Why that looks so unique, inspired

They're gathering around to hear a story roasting chestnuts on a 火, 消防
What's this?!

What's this?
In here, they got a little 树
How queer
And who would ever think, and why?

They're covering it with tiny little things
They've got electric lights on little strings
And there's a smile on everyone
So, now, correct me if I'm wrong this looks like fun

This looks like fun
Oh could it be?
I got my wish?
What's this?!

Oh my, what now?
The ponies are asleep
But look, there's nothing underneath
No ghouls, no witches here to scream, and scare them
或者 ensnare them, only little cozy things secure inside their dreamland *looks calmly at sleeping fillies*

WHAT'S THIS?!!?

The monsters are all missing
And the nightmares can't be found
And in their place there seems to be good feeling all around

Instead of screams, I swear
I can hear 音乐 in the air
The smell of cakes, and pies are absolutely everywhere

The sights!
The sounds!!
They're everywhere and all around
I've never felt so good before
This empty place inside of me is filling up
I simply cannot get enough

I want it, oh I want it, I want it for my own
I've got to know what is this place that I have found
What?! Is?! This?!!?

Jack: *crashes into sign* ooh *looks up* Canterlot? Hmm.

Back at 万圣节前夕 Town, the mayor was panicking

Mayor: We've got to find Jack!! He hasn't been here for a day, and the 下一个 万圣节前夕 won't be here for another 365 days!
Werewolf pony: 364!
Mayor: We need to find him immediately!
Vampire 小马 1: We searched everywhere.
Vampire 小马 2: Even through the 南瓜 patch!
Vampire 小马 3: I stepped in a 南瓜 to.
Mayor: Well he's not here! We need to raise the alarm!!
Police: *raise alarm*
Sally: *hears alarm* Oh no.
Professor Something: What is it?
Sally: Nothing.
Professor Something: Good. Now hurry up with my lunch!
Sally: *making lunch* I've got to get out of here. But how? *sees sleeping potion* Hmmm *places potion in Professor's lunch* Eek, it smells. *grabs frog's breath* This oughta work! *puts Frog's breath in lunch*
Professor Something: Sally?! Hurry up, for the last time!!
Sally: It's finished. *brings lunch to professor*
Professor Something: Ah, worm's wart! My 最喜爱的 汤 *smells frog's breath* Frog's breath? What did 你 put in here?
Sally: Nothing.
Professor Something: Then why don't 你 try it? *hands spoon to Sally*
Sally: Hmmm. I'm not hungry thank 你 *knocks over spoon* Oops.
Professor Something: Ugh. You're so clumsy.
Sally: *grabs spoon with holes*
Professor Something: *does not notice*
Sally: *places spoon in soup* *eats soup* Mmmm, see? Now 你 try it.

For a second, the professor thought about it, then grabbed the bowl, and poured the 汤 right into his mouth. Shortly after that, the professor fell asleep

Back at Town hall

Ponies: *falling asleep* Ugh.
树 pony: Why would Jack leave us like this?
Mayor: I don't know. He's too awesome to do something this low.
Zero: *Barking*
Witch pony: Hear that?
Vampire pony: It's Zero. And, I think I see a car.
Jack: *Returns in blue corvette*
Ponies: Yay! Jack's back! We missed you! How is it going?
Jack: Thank 你 all. How do 你 like my set of wheels? A blue 1975 Corvette does very nicely for me.
Mayor: At least your back Jack. Where have 你 been?
Jack: Gather a town meeting, and I'll tell everypony!

Bells rang all around 万圣节前夕 town, and the mayor was driving around in his car

Mayor: Town meeting!! Town meeting!!
Ponies: *going to town hall*
Mayor: Town meeting!
Sally: *going to townhall*
Ponies: *going in*
Clown: *passes on unicycle*
Sally: *nearly gets hit* Whoa!
Mayor: *Returns* And now, fillies and gentlecolts. We present to 你 Jack Skellington
Ponies: YAHH! *Clapping hooves*
Jack: *Arrives on stage* Listen everypony

Another song link

Jack: There are objects so peculiar they were not to be believed
All around things to tantalize my brain
It's a world unlike anything I've ever seen, and as hard as I try.. I can't seem to describe
Like a most improbable dream

But 你 must believe when I tell 你 this
It's as real as my skull, and it does exist.
Here, let me 显示 你 *grabs present*
This is a thing called a present
The whole thing starts with a box
Werewolf pony: A box? Is it steel?
Vampire pony: Are there locks?
Vampire 小马 2: Is it filled with a pox?
Vampire 小马 3 A pox? How delightful, a pox!
Jack: If 你 please. Just a box with bright colored paper, and the whole thing's topped with a bow.
Witches: A bow? But why? How ugly! What's in it? What's in it?
Jack: That's the point of the thing not to know.
Clown pony: It's a bat!
Fat pony: Will it bend?
Clown: It'a a rat!
Fat pony: Will it break?
Clown: Perhaps it's the head that I found in the lake!
Jack: Listen now, 你 don't understand. That's the point of Canterlot. Now, pay attention. We pick up an oversized 袜子 *hangs sock* And hang it like this on a wall.
树 pony: Oh yes, does it still have a foot?
Witch: Is it rotted, and covered with gook?
Jack: Let me explain. There's no foot inside, but there's candy, 或者 sometimes it's filled with small toys.
Teenage pony: Small toys?
Changeling: Do they bite?
Teenage pony: Do they snap?
Changeling: 或者 explode in a sack?
Teenage pony: 或者 perhaps they just spring out, and scare fillies, and colts.
Mayor: What a splendid idea, this 圣诞节 sounds fun. I fully endorse it! Let's try it at once.
Jack: Everyone please, now not so fast. There's something here that 你 don't quite grasp. Well, I may as well give them what they want. And the best I confess, I have saved for the least. For the ruler of Canterlot, is a fearless princess with a mighty voice. At least that's what I've come to understand. And I've also heard it told, like's she's something to behold. She's big, and white when she sets out to slay with her raingear on, carting bulging sacks with her big great arms, that is so, I've heard it said. And on a dark cold night, under full moonlight she flies into the light like a 秃鹫, 兀鹫 in the sky, and they call her. Celestia.
Ponies: *cheer*
Jack: *goes off stage* Well at least they're excited, but they don't understand that special kind of feeling... In Canterlot. Oh well.

After the meeting, Jack decided to go visit Professor Something.

But at the professor's house

Professor Something: 你 poisoned me for the last time 你 rotten mare! *locks door*
Sally: No! Let me out of here!!
Professor Something: *Ignores Sally*
Jack: *knocks on door*
Professor Something: Who's there?
Jack: *opens door*
Professor Something: Ah, Jack Skellington, come in.
Jack: Thank 你 professor.
Professor Something: What brings 你 here on this fine day?
Jack: I need some tools for an experiment.
Sally: *hears conversation*
Professor Something: And what is the experiment for?
Jack: Getting rid of my curiosity.
Professor Something: Ah yes. Curiosity killed the cat 你 know.
Jack: *laughs* I know.

After getting the tools from Professor Something, Jack went to his house to start work

Zero: *Sleeping*
Jack: *arrives* Zero, I'm home!
Zero: *wakes up* Bark, bark.

The first thing Jack tried was examining a small 番茄 from a 导弹 toe. He zoomed in on it with a microscope, and kept going until the lense cracked.

Next, he tried cutting a snow flake out of paper. It seemed like that would go well, but instead of making a snowflake, Jack created the spiderman logo.

For his third attempt at making something for christmas, Jack took part of a 圣诞节 ornament, dropped it in peroxide, with bark from a 圣诞节 tree, and when the three were mixed, a glowing green light appeared

Jack: *looks* Hmmm. Interesting reaction, but what does it mean?

Jack continued working about why the green light appeared after what he did. It was so bright that Sally saw it, and decided to escape the room she was in.

Sally: *grabs bag of supplies* This oughta help.

The door was locked from the other side, so Sally had to escape through the window. It was a long drop down, and Sally had to be careful.

After tying some string onto the window, Sally had to climb down. She was carrying the bag of supplies, but when she went down, the string snapped. Sally then fell to the ground, and her arm fell off.

But, what's this? Sally didn't die somehow, and she started sewing her arm back to where it belonged. Once that was done, Sally continued on her way

Sally: *walks toward Jack's house*
Musicians: *playing The Godfather*
Sally: *passes musicians*
Musicians: *playing, and looking at Sally*
Sally: *arrives at Jack's house* *knocks on door*
Jack: *hears knocking* Hmm. Company? *walks toward door*
Sally: *places supplies on ground, and hides*
Jack: *opens door* Ah, a gift. From... no one. *reads note* Hope this helps you. *goes back inside*
Sally: *runs away*

When Sally got to the front gate, she noticed a 花 that was blooming.

Sally: Oh cool.

Then suddenly, the 花 caught on fire, and died.

Sally: O_O

It could have been a message to her, but what?

link

Nearly everypony in 万圣节前夕 Town saw the light in Jack's house, but they couldn't find Jack, and started 唱歌

Something's up with Jack
Something's up with Jack
Don't know if we're ever going to get him back
He's all alone in there locked away inside

Never 说 a word
Hope he hasn't died
Something's up with Jack
Something's up with Jack

Inside Jack's house, he was also 唱歌

圣诞节 time is buzzing in my skull
Will it let me be, I cannot tell
There are so many things I cannot grasp
When I think I got it, and then at last through my bony hooves it does slip
Like a snowflake in a fiery grip

Something here I'm not quite getting though I try
I keep forgetting, like a memory long since past
Here in an instant, gone in a flash
What does it mean? What does it mean?
In these little bric-a-brac a secret's waiting to be cracked

These dolls, and toys confuse me so
Confound it all I 爱情 it though
Simple objects nothing more, but something's hidden through a door
Though I do not have the key
Something is here I cannot see
What does it mean? What does it mean?

What does it mean? Hmmmm

I've read these 圣诞节 图书 so many times
I know the stories, I know the rhymes
I know the 圣诞节 carols all 由 心
My skull is so full, it's tearing me apart

As often as I've read them, something's wrong
So hard to put my bony hoof on

或者 perhaps it's really not as deep as I've been let to think
Am I trying much too hard?
Of course! I've been to close to see the 答案 right in front of me (Right in front of me)

It's simple really
Very clear
Like 音乐 drifting in the air
Invisible, but everywhere

Just because I cannot see it doesn't mean I can't believe it
你 know I think this 圣诞节 thing is not as tricky as it seems
And why should they have all the fun?
It should belong to anyone, not anyone in fact but me!!

Why, I could make a 圣诞节 树
And there's no reason I can find
I couldn't handle 圣诞节 time
I bet I could improve it too
And that's exactly what I'll do

After plugging in a 圣诞节 tree, there were a lot of sparks coming out, and Jack stuck half his body out the window

Jack: Hehehe, eureka I got it!! This time, 圣诞节 is OURS!!!
Ponies: Yaaaay!!!

At Professor Something's house

Professor Something: Sally? *opens door* 你 can come out- *notices Sally is gone* GONE AGAIN?! *smashes lantern*

Back at townhall

Jack: Ok, 你 all know what to do?
Ponies: Yes Jack.
Sally: *arrives in town hall*
Insanity Crusaders: *arrive*

The insanity crusaders are somewhat like the cutie mark crusaders. The ponies in this group are the mayor's daughter, Brenna, a 小马, 柯尔特 that dresses up like the devil, named Charlie, and the third 小马 is dressed like a mummy. His name is Jake.

Brenna: Hi Jack.
Charlie: 你 wanted to see us?
Jake: I know we can do what 你 tell us to do.
Jack: Yes. 你 three are very good at taking things, I need 你 to work together, and go find Celestia for me. Go to Canterlot, and kidnap her.
Brenna: Your wish is our command Jack.
Charlie: We'll get her for you.
Jake: And you'll look just like her.
Jack: Excellent.

So the insanity crusaders went to their clubhouse while 唱歌 a song link

All three: Kidnap Princess Celestia
Charlie: I wanna do it!
Jake: Let's draw straws!
Brenna: Jack 说 we should do it together, three of a kind.
All three: Birds of a feather now, and forever, wheeeeee
La, la, la, la, la, la. La, la, la, la, la. La, la, la, la, la, la. La, la, la, la, la.
Kidnap Celestia, lock her real tight. Throw away the key, and then turn off all the lights.
Brenna: First we're going to set some bait inside a nasty trap, and wait. When he comes a-sniffing we will snap the trap, and close the gate
Charlie: Wait! I've got a better plan. To catch this big white alicorn let's pop her in a boiling pot, and when she's done we'll 牛油, 黄油 her up.
All three: Kidnap Celestia throw her in a box. Burry her for 90 years, and see if she will talk.
Brenna: Then Mr. Oogie Boogie 小马 can take the whole thing over then he'll be so pleased, I do declare that we will cook him rare.
All three: Wheeee!!
Charlie: I say that we take a cannon. Aim it at her door, and then knock three times, and when she 答案 Celestia will be no more.
Brenna: You're so stupid, think now if we blow her into smithereens. We may lose some peices, and then Jack will beat us black, and green.
All three: Kidnap Celestia, tie her in a bag. Throw her in the ocean, and see if she is sad.
Charlie: Because Mr. Oogie Boogie 小马 is the meanest 小马 around
Brenna: If I were on his boogie 列表 I'd get out of town.
Jake: He'll be so pleased 由 our success that he'll reward us too I bet.
All three: Perhaps he'll make his special brew of snake and 蜘蛛 stew. Mmmm! We're his little henchmen, and we take our job with pride. We do our best to please him, and stay on his good side.
Brenna: I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb.
Jake: I'm not the dumb one
Charlie: You're no fun.
Brenna: Shut up.
Charlie: Make me.
Brenna: I've got something, listen now. This one is real good, you'll see. We'll send a present to her door, upon there'll be a note to read. Now, in the box, we'll wait, and hide.
All three: Until his curiosity entices him to look inside. And then we'll have him. One, two, three. Kidnap Celestia, beat her with a stick. Lock her for 90 years see what makes her tick.
Kidnap Celestia, chop her into bits. Mr. Oogie Boogie is sure to get his kicks. Kidnap Celestia, see what we will see. Lock her in a cage, and then throw away the key.

The trio then went to find Celestia in Canterlot.

At Celestia's 城堡 in Canterlot.

Celestia: *checking list* Hmm. 彩虹 Dash has been good. So was Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy. Twilight turned evil, so she's naughty.
Insanity crusaders: *walk into castle* Oh Miss Celestia?
Celestia: What?
Insanity crusaders: *throw bag on Celestia*

Back in 万圣节前夕 Town

Town Hall

Jack: Alright, let's see what you've got.
Vampire ponies: *show scary toy*
Jack: No, no. We can't have anything look scary
insanity ponies: *Arrive* Jack! We got Celestia.
Jack: Ah excellent. Open the bag.
Charlie: *Opens bag*
Celestia: *pops out* ah! What is going on here?
Jack: We're making christmas.
Celestia: 你 look almost like me.
Jack: Surprised, aren't you. I just casted a spell on myself to have wings. Now I need your mane.

After using 更多 magic, Jack's mane, and tail was exactly like Celestia's.

Jack: Good work 你 three. Now get rid of her.
Insanity Crusaders: Ok. *close bag*
Celestia: No! 你 can't do this to me!
Insanity crusaders: *arrive at treehouse* Oh? Why not?
Celestia: I've got to do some work.
Jake: Jack's doing it for you. Now, here we go

All three of the insanity crusaders tried pushing the bag with Celestia down a pipe, but it was too big.

Brenna: She won't fit.
Charlie: I've got an idea *kicks bag*
Celestia: *goes further down the pipe*
Jake: And for the grand finale *kicks ball in pipe*
Celestia: Aah!! *Goes all the way down*

Suddenly, another song was being sung link

Oogie boogie pony: *Arrives*
Celestia: *groans*
Oogie Boogie Pony: *Starts to sing* Well well well. What have we here? Celestia huh? I'm really scared! So you're the one everypony is talking about. hahahahahahaha! You're joking! You're joking! I can't believe my eyes! You're joking me, 你 gotta be, this can't be the right pony. She's ancient. She's ugly. I don't know which is worse! I might just 分裂, 拆分 a seam first if I don't die laughin first. When Mr. Oogie Boogie says there's trouble close at hand, 你 better pay attention now, cause I'm the boogie pony. And if 你 aren't shakin, then there's something very wrong. 'Cause this may be the last time that 你 hear the boogie song. Woo-oo
Dead ponies: Whooa
Oogie Boogie Pony: Woohoo
Dead ponies: Wooah
Oogie Boogie Pony: Woo-oo
Dead ponies: Whooa
Oogie Boogie pony: I'm the oogie boogie pony. What if I'm feeling antsy, and there's nothing much to do? I might just cook a special patch of snake and 蜘蛛 stew. And don't 你 know the one thing that would make it work so nice? A roly-poly Celestia to add a little spice. Wooah
Dead ponies: Wooah
Oogie Boogie Pony: Wooah
Dead Ponies: Oooh.
Oogie Boogie Pony: Yeah, I'm the oogie boogie pony.
Celestia: Release me now 或者 你 will face the dire consequences. The children are expecting me so please come to your senses.
Oogie Boogie pony: Hah! You're joking. You're joking! I can't believe my ears! Would someone shut this 小马 up? I'm drowning in my tears! It's funny! I'm laughing! 你 really are too much! And now with your permission, I'm gonna do my stuff.
Celestia: Well, what are 你 going to do?
Oogie Boogie Pony: I'm gonna do the best I can. HaHaHaHaHaHa! DooDoodooDoodoo. *ties up celestia* HA! Yeah! Whooooooooooooa!!! *grabs dice* Oh the sound of rollin' dice to me is 音乐 to my ears! Cause I'm a gambling boogie pony, though I don't play fair. It's much 更多 fun I must confess when lives are on the line *puts Celestia on tracks* Not mine of course, but your's old boy, now that'll just be fine *pulls lever*
Robots: *move slowly towards Celestia*
Celestia: Release me fast 或者 你 will have to answer for this heinous act.
Oogie Boogie Pony: *stops robots* Oh brother! You're something. 你 put me in a spin! 你 aren't comprehending the position that you're in. It's hopeless. You're finished. 你 haven't got a prayer! Cause I'm Mr. Oogie Boogie, and 你 ain't goin nowhere.

Everypony was helping Jack set up, and they decided to sing yet another song link

Ponies: This time. This time. Making Christmas, making christmas, making christmas,
Mayor: *towing trailer of presents with Corvette* Making 圣诞节 is so fine.
Ponies: It's ours this time, and won't the children be surprised? This time it's ours.
Fat pony: *Smashes toy* Making christmas,
Thin pony: making christmas,
Fat Pony: Making 圣诞节
Ponies: Time to give them something fun. They'll talk about for years to come. Let's have a cheer from everyone, it's time to party. Making christmas, making christmas.
Vampires: Snakes, and mice get wrapped so nice with 蜘蛛 legs, and pretty bows.
Witch: It's ours this time.
Ponies: All together, that, and this with all our tricks, we're making christmastime.
Werewolf: Here comes Jack.
Jack: *Arrives* I don't believe what's happening to me. My hopes, my dreams, my fantasies, eeheheheheheh!
Professor Something: Won't they be impressed? I am a genius. See how I transformed this old 鼠, 大鼠 into a most delightful hat.
Jack: Hmmm. My compliments from me to you, on this your most intriguing hat. Consider though this substitute. A bat in place of this old rat. *sees dead snake* HMm. Nonono, that's all wrong. This thing will never make a present. It's been dead for much too long. Try something fresher, something pleasent. Try again, don't give up!
Ponies: Altogether, that, and this with all our tricks we're making 圣诞节 time.
Witches: *creating scary wrapping*
Professor Something: *makes skelleton reindeer*
Vampires: *making 更多 presents*
树 pony: *cuts off his own leg, and puts it in present box*
Sally: *looks*
树 pony: *Grows leg back*
Ponies: This time. This time, it's ours! Making christmas, making 圣诞节 la la la!! It's almost here and we can't wait. So ring the bells, and celebrate, cause when the full moon starts to climb we'll all sing out..

The full moon arrives

Jack: It's christmastime!!! Heeeheee!!!
Sally: *Arrives* Jack, what are 你 doing?
Jack: Fear not beautiful mare. We are going to create christmas.
Sally: But this isn't you. *shows picture of Jack from beginning of fanfic* You're the 南瓜 king.
Jack: Not anymore *smashes picture* I am Celestia! *laughs*
Sally: I've got to stop this somehow.

Everything was going good, but Sally didn't want Jack to go.

Sally: *Grabs fog potion* This should do the trick *throws potion into fountain*

Lots of fog showed up.

Ponies: Hey! Why is it like this?
Jack: Oh no!
Professor Something: It's too foggy for the reindeer.
Fat pony: There goes 圣诞节 *cries*
Zero: Bark bark. Bark, bark bark!
Jack: No zero. Down boy.
Zero: *shining nose*
Jack: Wait a minute. Zero's nose is lighting up! He can lead the path!!
Ponies: Yay!!
Zero: *gets in front of reindeer*
Jack: *Gets on sleigh with presents* Wish me luck everypony!
Reindeer: *Take off*
Ponies: *cheer*
Sally: No!
Musicians: *Play song*

link

Sally: *sings* I sense there's something in the wind. That feels like tragedy's at hand. And though I'd like to stand 由 him. Can't shake this feeling that I have. The worst is just around the bend. And does he notice... My feelings for him? And will he see... How much he means to me? I think it's not to be. What will become of my dear friend? Where will his actions lead us then? Although I'd like to 加入 the crowd.. In their enthusiastic cloud. Try as I may it doesn't last. And will we ever... End up together? No, I think not. It's never to become. For I am not the one.

Meanwhile in Canterlot

Jack: *flying past* Our first stop shall be here! At a house with a nice family!
Filly: *sleeping*
Jack: *VIolently crashes onto roof*
Filly: Celestia :D

She ran down the stairs, and saw Jack who looked like Celestia

Filly: Celestia?
Jack: Oh hello little girl. I've left 你 a present. And, *eats cookie* Thank 你 for the cookie. I must go now, for other ponies need presents *goes up chimney*
Filly: Cool *opens present*
Octavia: *Arrives* And what did Celestia give 你 for Christmas?
Filly: *Shows Octavia live snake*
Octavia: AAHHHHH!!

At police headquarters

Policepony: *answers telephone call* Hello police.... What? Attacking toys?
News reporter: Celestia is out giving toys to children, but they seem to be scary, and deadly
Ponies: Woo hoo!!! YEAH!!
Mayor: Keep it up Jack!!
Fat colt: *running towards door* Ahh!!
zombie teddy bear: *Walks towards colt*

In ponyville

Jack: *drops present at Fluttershy's house*
Fluttershy: AHHH!
Jack: *drops present at Vinyl Scratch's house*
Vinyl Scratch: UGH!!
Jack: *drops present at Mr. Greenhooves house*
Mr. Greenhooves: Hmm. Cool.
Jack: *drops present at Rarity's house*
Sweetie Belle: Look Rarity! Look what Celestia gave us!
skeleton: *walking*
Rarity: AAAAAH!!
Police: It's at Ponyville too?!.... Ok, will 你 just shut up, and let me answer this call first? Hello police! Yes, we're doing everything we can!
Pony: *runs into station* HELP!!
Police: Forget this!
News reporter: The police, and everypony in Canterlot have decided to allow Ponyville's army called Metra handle the situation.
Ponies: Ooh.

At Metra HQ

Metra colonel: Get on the artillery!!
Metra soldiers: *get on artillery guns*
Metra captain: *turns on searchlights* Target sighted!
Metra soldiers: FIRE!! *shoot at Jack's sled*
Jack: Oh look! Fireworks! They must be celebrating on a job well done!
Metra soldiers: *shoot a few rounds at Zero*
Zero: Yip!
Jack: Careful!! 你 almost hit us!!

Meawhile at the oogie boogie pony's hideout

Celestia: How long do I have to be held here?
Oogie Boogie Pony: Forever! Forever. There's no hope in running. Cause if 你 try, you're gonna die, so sit back, and relax.

A mare's leg soon appeared 由 the door

Oogie Boogie pony: Well, what have we here?
Sally: *By window* I'll get 你 out *throws ladder*
Celestia: Thank you. *climbs up ladder*
Oogie Boogie Pony: HEY!! *Pulls ladder down*
Sally: Aah! *falls down* ow.
Oogie boogie pony: Wrong move.

Returning to Jack

Metra soldiers: *continue shooting at Jack's sled*
Jack: They're trying to hit us!
Metra soldiers: *Fire 更多 rounds*
Metra captain: I think we got him.

A shot from one of the artillery 枪 hit Jack's sled, and it exploded

Jack: *Falling* Happy 圣诞节 to all, and to all a goodnight!!!
Ponies: *Watching* Aah!!
Werewolf pony: They killed Jack!!
Vampires: What a tragedy
Mayor: No!! *cries* I knew this was a bad idea *goes to his car* I've got to spread the news *drives* *Talking in microphone* TERRIBLE NEWS!! JACK HAS BEEN MURDERED 由 THE PONIES OF PONYVILLE!!!
Sally: *listening* Oh no.
Oogie Boogie Pony: Oh yes! He's dead, and no one can save you!
Mayor: Jack has been blown to smithereens!!!

But in Ponyville

Police officer: *driving police car* Attention, everypony. The imposter has been killed. I repeat, imposter has been killed.
Jack: *laying in cemetary*
Police officer: However, Princess Celestia has not been found. So it looks like 圣诞节 is going to be cancelled this year.
Ponies: *crying*

Jack woke up at the cemetary

Zero: *Wimpers*
Jack: What have I done? I realized, I ruined christmas, and it didn't go the way I wanted it to. We've got to fix this now *runs out of cemetary*
Zero: *Following*

Somewhere between not far away, and far away

Oogie Boogie pony: And now that I've got two ponies I'm holding prisoner, let's roll the dice, shall we? *rolls dice* WHAT?! Snake eyes? Aah *hits table*

The dice soon ended up on a six, and five

Oogie Boogie pony: Ooh, much better. And now, to kill 你 two 由 lowering 你 into the lava below. Hahahahaha!
Jack: *Appears behind oogie boogie pony* Hello Oogie Boogie Pony.
Oogie Boogie Pony: Ah! Jack!! T-this isn't what it looks like!
Jack: Oh really? Cause if you're not trying to kill Celestia, and one of my friends, what are 你 doing then?
Oogie Boogie Pony: Setting a trap. For you!! *pulls lever*

A few machines arrived, and fired 枪 at Jack

Jack: *jumps on 最佳, 返回页首 of machines*
Oogie Boogie pony: Hmm. You're too good. How about a 小马 with a sword?
小马 with sword: *arrives*
Jack: *takes sword*
Sword pony: HEY!!!! That's cheating.
Jack: So? *kicks sword 小马 into lava*
Oogie Boogie pony: *grabs two swords*
Sally: Jack! Look out!!
Jack: *blocking attacks*
Oogie Boogie Pony: *about to make another attack*
Jack: *cuts part of oogie boogie pony*
Oogie Boogie Pony: *sees cut* No! Look what you've done!
Bugs: *poor out of Oogie Boogie pony*
Oogie Boogie Pony: My bugs! My bugs!

This went on for a while when finally another bug was running around

Jack: *kills bug* Sally. Are 你 alright?
Sally: I'm ok, but check with Celestia first.
Jack: Oh princess *frees Celestia* I am so sorry.
Celestia: 你 better be. If 你 were trying to take over my job, I'd listen to her *points at Sally* She's the only one that has common sense in this whole town.
Jack: Well we better get out outta here *opens window*
Celestia: *Flies out window*
Ponies: *See Jack* Jack!! You're alright!!
Jack: As I should be!
Ponies: Yay!!
Celestia: *flying with reindeer* Happy halloween!
Ponies: And a very merry christmas!

Suddenly, snow started to appear

Ponies: Oooh
Werewolf: What's this? What's this?
Mayor: It's rather very cold! What's this? *sticks out tongue* It taste's so very good.
Insanity crusaders: What's this? It's easy to make balls out of, and throw at ponies *throws snowballs at Professor Something*
Professor Something: What's this?!

Later, at another part of 万圣节前夕 Town

Sally: Now we can be alone at last.
Jack: And have our first kiss.

They both kissed, and a shooting 星, 星级 appeared out of nowhere

The End

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom caused an accident, and got away without being stopped 由 the cops.

Pierce & Bob: *In their cars, surrounded 由 other cars*
Leslie: *Driving the car on a road on a hill, going parallel to the highway*
Karl: *Sees Pierce, and Bob in their cars* Wow, those guys might be there for a long time.
Leslie: *Looks at the other cars* Oh wow. That's a terrible crash. I'm glad I'm not a part of that. *Swerves to the left*
Karl: Keep your eyes on the-
Leslie: *Accidentally goes down the hill, crashing into a tree, and makes the car land on it's roof as it gets on the highway*
Pierce: *Looks at the...
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Saten: Derpy I need to your opinion about something?
Derpy: I was gonna tell 你 the same thing.
If I don't do something about this wrong 日 mishap, I'm not sure if Cranky Danky will ever forgive me.
Saten: (not listening) Trixie wants me to try being a better boyfriend. I'm not sure what to do.
Derpy: (also not listening) Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Saten: Maybe I should ask AppleJack for advice. She always tried making me a better boyfriend, but I wasn't listening at the time.. Classic me.
Derpy: I offered Danky a refund but it didn't help too much.
Saten:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 4, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:45 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Inside the station, Hawkeye, Percy, Stylo, and Dan were outside of Pete's office. They were planning how to save him.

Stylo: Well we haven't come up with anything good.
Percy: What about my plan to call the cops?
Hawkeye: We gotta do something besides just call the cops. Pete needs our help.
Dan: Percy, what did 你 hear in the office when 你 tried to get in?
Percy: I heard some voices, and someone shouted at me to fuck off. It definitely didn't sound like Pete.
Hawkeye: Yeah he would never say anything like...
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Saten: So, in conclusion, I believe the painful sensation felt after passing a meal of spicy chillies is proof that the rectum does possess the sense of taste.

Trixie: ... I concur, but 你 changed the subject. What are we doing for hearts and hoove’s Day?

Saten: ....... Oh, 你 caught that, did you?

Trixie: Come on Saten, 你 know I can only be for so long., It was part of the deal... And I don't remember the last time 你 even did anything romantic?

Saten: Sure I do.. I got 你 that flower.

Trixie: It was Poison Joke.

Saten: How was I suppose to know that!?

Trixie: It had a sign saying it was...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 23, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 6:58 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were driving to work. Hawkeye was still thinking about what happened yesterday with Rachael.

Metal Gloss: What's wrong? 你 seem uncomfortable.
Hawkeye: It's the 小马 visiting from Kansas City.
Metal Gloss: Rachael? What happened with her?
Hawkeye: She wants me to 日期 her, but I told her we were married. I have a feeling she thinks I hate her, but I don't. I just want to be 老友记 with her. What do I tell her?
Metal Gloss: *Leans toward Hawkeye* 你 tell her what 你 think is right....
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, 你 already 说 that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three 分钟 later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS IS...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 17, 1960
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 5:54 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

The sun was setting, as Anthony sat on the station platform with Ryan, and Donut, waiting for their 下一个 assignments.

Michael: *Storms out of the station, and looks at Anthony* 你 cause an accident on my line, and don't tell me anything?!!?
Anthony: Roger 说 he was going to tell you. He didn't check the coupling between our train, and engines.
Michael: He 说 你 were to check them! I don't know if this is going to be common with 你 now, but if 你 keep forgetting to do your work, I'll have 你 fired!...
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The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, 或者 chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson 摩托车 on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle 下一个 to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...
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The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic 彩虹 as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

It was a regular 日 at the fort. Wrangler Jane walked into Captain Parmenter's office.

Captain Parmenter: *Signing papers, but when he sees Jane, he drops...
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As I managed to escape. The other two continued fighting.

Trixie continued trying to stab her, AppleBloom, at one point, managed to knee her in the stomach, making her bend over in pain.

AppleBloom found the bat and hit Trixie really hard, saying it was for Sweetie Belle.

But Trixie was somehow able dodged all her other swings.

Trixie punched her in the stomach, but AppleBloom ignored the pain as well.

Trixie attempted to stab AppleBloom but she dodged it.

Ten 分钟 of fighting, later:

AppleBloom was clearly growing 更多 tired.

At one point, Trixie punched her really hard on the side of her the head....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 7, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:38 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Jeff went into Pete's office at the station.

Jeff: 你 wanted to see me sir?
Pete: Yes. Let me ask 你 a question. What do 你 know about the Lehigh Valley Railroad?
Jeff: Not much. All I know about it is that it's a short railway in the east coast. Why are 你 asking me about it?
Pete: There's a shortage of track repairers in Neigh Jersey. You'll be taking an airplane from this city into Jersey City. From there, a stallion with a sign of both the Union Pacific, and Lehigh Valley logo will be there waiting...
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I ran out of the 纸杯蛋糕 factory, and back to where my scooter was. Unfortunately, it wasn't there.

Scootaloo: Hey! What the- *Sees another 小马 riding her scooter* Bring that back here!!
Pony on Scootaloo's Scooter: Nope!!
Scootaloo: if i had fingers-
Guards: Stop right there!
Scootaloo: *Running towards the the down slope on the mountain* 彩虹 Dash 说 there would be a lot of snow, so I'll ski down here to escape them.
Pony: *Getting ready to ski down the hill* Ah. What a glorious 日 for-
Scootaloo: *Punches the pony, and steals his skis*
Pony: getting.. stuff.. stolen from me.
Guard...
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Source: facebook, EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little 小马 version of a Lincoln.
A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little Pony version of a Lincoln.
Gordon, and Case 饼干 got in a black Lunicorn Continental. They were heading to the airport to deliver cocaine.

Gordon: The airport shouldn't be far away. Turn on the radio if you'd like.
Case Cracker: *turns on radio and begins to 搜索 for a station* Sounds like a lotta static.
Gordon: Maybe because this car is old. *Stops at red light* Let me try. *turns onto 98.1* This radio station has a lot of rock & roll, but right now they're playing a commercial.
Announcer: Behold, the best cars 你 could ever ask for, from Chevronet. Chevronet has made many enjoyable cars, from the Belair to...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Previously, when 彩虹 Dash, and her 老友记 found the treasure, they also noticed their ship was missing. When the diamond 狗 arrived, they 偷了 the ship.

Rainbow Dash: *Runs onto the 海滩 with her friends*
Leaf Pile: This is not good.
Erik: What are we going to do?
Rainbow Dash: I think I know what we can do. Me, and Leaf Pile will fly onto the ship, and 你 独角兽 can teleport yourselves, as well as our earth ponies, and we fight whoever 偷了 our ship.
Applejack: If only I wasn't an earth pony.
Max: Be careful what 你 wish for.
Erik: Hey, I don't mind not having wings, 或者 a horn....
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SCENE 1:
Saten: *drunkily* H 嘿 Applejack
AppleJack: Are ya drunk 或者 something?
Saten: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* Y'all really need some sort of intervention. Ah mean this is the third time this week.
(Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear 苹果白兰地 wasn't completely comfortable with it.)
Saten: I I 爱情 你 Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY!
AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It didn't even end well,. But since then. Ya showed up at my house four...
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彩虹 Dash, Rarity, and 苹果白兰地 got to the island with the five ponies on the pirate ship. They walked off the ship after putting down the anchor, and were on the island.

Leaf Pile: We're here. Now let's get that pirate map, and look for the treasure.
Rarity: *Realizes something* Oh, about the treasure map.
Leaf Pile: Yes Rarity?
Rarity: Remember when we were dumping Hungry's body over the edge, and into the ocean?
Erik: 你 didn't leave the map with her.
Larry: Did you?
Rarity: Well, 你 see... Yes.
Donut: Darn it!
Leaf Pile: Now how are we supposed to find the treasure?!
Rainbow Dash: Stay...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
下一个 morning, Joe arrived at his job late.

Boss: *Watching workers unload boxes from a small freight train*
Worker: That's the last one sir.
Boss: Good work.
Worker: Okay man, we got all the boxes out of your train.
Engineer: Thanks. *Rings 钟, 贝尔 on his locomotive as he drives the train away from the depot*
Joe: *Arrives* Sir, I'm sorry for arriving late.
Boss: Don't worry about it. I got something to tell you.
Joe: What?
Boss: Important cargo is coming here from St. Foalis 由 helicopter.
Joe: Why is it coming all the way from there?
Boss: No one else would send it.
Joe: What is it anyway?
Boss:...
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