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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Back at police headquarters.

Toby: A few officers are telling me 你 let Jeff escape.
Richard: I didn't want him too sir. He just took me to Santa Neigh, and knocked me out.
Toby: 你 cannot let him do that.
Richard: Whatever. I'm still close to arresting Rick Masters. Just tell me where to get enough money to pay him back.
Toby: 302.5.
Richard: What?
Toby: 302.5! 你 violated section 302.5! No police officer will go without his/her partner when taking a prisoner somewhere he/she would not be allowed to go to. *Points at John* Where were you?
John: I was, uh-
Richard: He wasn't with me.
Toby: Then bring him with 你 下一个 time!

The 下一个 day, Richard, and John were having lunch at a hotdog stand.

Richard: *sitting 由 truck*
John: *Eating hotdog* So how are we going to get Masters $64,000?
Richard: Simple. Rogue told me about a 小马 coming here with $64,000 that he robbed from a jewelry store in San Franciscolt. We knab him, and we get his money.
John: Isn't that called stealing?
Richard: 你 call it whatever 你 want, I call it taking down a scumbag that's breaking the law.

6 hours later

John: *walking to bar*
Richard: *Following John* So I'm thinking we should use your car for the job.
John: I don't think that's a good idea.
Richard: What are 你 talking about? Your car is much faster then my truck, it makes perfect sense to me.
John: It's a 1967 GMO, I don't know if I want to destroy it.
Richard: Who 说 it would be destroyed? It'll be a piece of cake. Take the money, and drive away.

At the bar

Richard: Besides, it's not like he's going to be armed 或者 something.
John: 你 don't know that.
Richard: Yes I do. When ponies like this guy finish robbing a bank, they throw their gun in a trash can.
John: I'm still not doing it.
Richard: Fine, but let me tell 你 something. Everything I 说 about 你 is a lie. You're not my friend, you're not my partner. We just have the same assignment! *Leaving bar*
John: Richard-
Richard: Don't talk to me! *Slams door*

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After blowing up the engine Con Mane got on the train. The rest of the train was unharmed.

Engineer: Con Mane is on the train!
0006: Where is Senia?
Senia: Right here.
Mexican Col: I thought I told 你 to kill Charleen!
Senia: I would have if that spy didn't get on here.
Con: Freeze!
Mexican Col: Senia. Go with 0006!
0006: I will, but first let me ask Con something.
Con: What's that?
0006: I was just wondering if 你 still try to complete your missions.
Senia: Without killing ponies? I don't know...
Charleen: Let me go!
Con: Let her go
0006: Maybe we will, maybe we won't. What would 你 rather do. Complete...
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posted by btflash
I know this should be for some other club, but I'd like to... well... "Educate" people on proper usage of words, phrases, and grammar in general.

So please, allow me to present:
LESSONS ON GRAMMAR
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I'm on kind of a short mind-set at the moment, so these "lessons" will definitely grow in number as time goes on and I add lessons.

PLEASE NOTE: These lessons are set in the order in which that I think of them and add them. If 你 would like a lesson to be added, please post what the topic of 说 lesson would be in the 评论 below 或者 Private Message me. I will gladly add the lesson if...
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