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Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 9: Exile – part 2


Ha ha ha ha! 你 should see the look on your face right now, ha ha ha! No, no, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to... wait until 你 hear this 下一个 part, ha ha ha ha! Kkhhm.... oh, it was a long time since I smiled. I just thought... 你 seem like a well read pony, my friend... and now 你 look utterly surprised... All right, hang in there, I will explain a few things I reckon 你 did not know about changelings. So there I was with these four strange, unfamiliar creatures in the middle of the desert.

“The Changelings?” I asked back, after the stallion told me how they call themselves.

“Yes. My name is Ricochet and these are my friends.” he replied, pointing at the others around the campfire.

I blinked in confusion, unable to react, while my savior continued.

“The one to the left is Raid, 下一个 to him it's Cavern and the fella with the gruesome face is Sudden Strike.”

My head was heavy and the windmills of my mind were spinning very slowly, it took me a few 分钟 to absorb all this information and adjust to the situation I found myself in. The other changelings stared me down, but it seemed they have 迷失 interest and resumed their chat on that odd language.

“I don't know what it's like where 你 came from, but among changelings, it counts as ill breeding not to introduce yourself...” Ricochet remarked. “What's your name, sugar?”

Wait, what? I realized, he just called me “sugar”... Major disrespect!

"Where I come from, it is highly inappropriate to disrespect royalty!"

I did not want to reveal my true identity, but it slipped out of my mouth. Old habits die hard. Then I remembered... I wasn't royalty anymore... I was stripped of my title. To them, I was just a simple unicorn, nothing more. And I have to admit, this feeling was quite unsettling and... reassuring at the same time. No matter how proud I was to my pure bloodline, it shackled me all my life. I always had to live up to high expectations to serve my kingdom well and I did the best I could. My duties left so little time for my own self and until now, this way of life was natural to me. I had to rethink everything, the way I perceive the world and my place in it.

"What you're like a Princess 或者 something?" the changeling questioned.

I glanced at Ricochet, who was patiently waiting for my answer. The obvious way he looked at me... I know it sounds silly, but it made me blush, like a little filly. This was the first time somepony was seeing the mare in me, not the Princess... it was really quite flattering, even if he was a different race.

“I'm Summer Pride.” I 说 softly. "And I was a Princess... once.

“Well, it's a pleasure to meet you.” Ricochet replied and kissed my hoof, like a true gentlecolt.

He helped me get back on my hooves again and motioned me to 加入 him and his 老友记 由 the fire.

“So what were 你 doing out so far in the desert?” he asked.

“It's a long story... and I really do not wish to talk about it.” I stated, shutting my eyes.

“Yes, we all did things we regret...”

“I don't regret it, I just... never mind. The only thing matters is that I have nowhere to go now.”

“Oh, you're an outcast, huh? No problem, so are we... well... sorta...”

One of the changelings must have 说 something funny, because the others started laughing. Later, I learned only Ricochet was speaking archa-unicorn, his 老友记 only understood their mother tongue. I furrowed a brow, because I had no idea what they were talking about and it frustrated me. Ricochet must have seen my expression, and he quickly intervened.

“Raid wants to know what's with that flaming 心 on your flank? Is that some kind of ritual symbol? He thinks you're a cult member 或者 some sort.”

“What?” I recoiled, glancing at my flank. “No, of course not! This is my cutie mark!”

“What's that now?” Ricochet asked with curiosity in his voice.

“My cutie mark. It represents my special talent. All ponies have one.” I explained, trying to sound as calm as possible.

That's when I realized, the changelings had no cutie marks. It made me wonder what their special talent were. Yes, yes 你 know what changelings can do, but at that time I didn't. Then the memory flashed inside my brain. Before he banished me, Landslide mentioned some rumors about a new race of equines... I connected the dots and came to the conclusion that these vague gossips were true. There was a new species after all. Ricochet turned to his 老友记 and 说 something on that weird language and the others burst out in laughter once more. My blood started boiling, I've had 更多 than enough humiliation lately.

“Sudden Strike asks, if your special talent is love? Is that what the 心 stands for?” Ricochet translated.

I sighed with resignation, for I knew I'll have to explain the entire concept of the cutie marks to them and I really wasn't in the mood; 你 can imagine! I could have just left of course, it would have been easier, but I was still weak and had no supplies whatsoever. I needed them, but I did not wish to be the object of their jokes...

This stallion, Ricochet had an incredible insight when it came to emotions. His skills exceeded mine 由 a long shot. Oh, I learned a lot from him during my exile. But at that time, the only thing I wanted was solitude.

“Listen...” Ricochet approached me. “If 你 want to be alone, that's fine... but this is a tough land. One has to be very careful. All sorts of criminals are wandering through this desert.”

“I can protect myself.” I declared coldly. Perhaps a little too coldly.

“Very well.” the changeling replied and turned around.

“Wait!” I exclaimed. “I've been through a lot lately and the ordeals made my tone sharp and harsh. I'm grateful for what you've done for me.”

Ricochet nodded and went back to his friends. I stood there like a pupil in elementary school, who didn't study for the upcoming test. I felt stupid... and I had to acknowledge, the changelings aroused my curiosity. Since I had no idea what to do with myself 或者 where I'll be going, I've decided to put my pride away for a little and learn 更多 about these creatures. So I joined this very unlikely company on their journey.

Ricochet told me they were explorers, looking for a new place to live. Their underground kingdom ran out of resources and could not sustain their race any longer. That is why the changelings remained hidden and isolated from the outside world. They were living underground. According to their chronicles, there was some kind of cataclysm during the reign of 皇后乐队 Karma, the sixth unicorn queen. We also knew about this, but the nature of the disaster remained a mystery, since all the 图书 were destroyed 由 the catastrophe.

“That's when the unicorn race divided into two.” Ricochet explained. “Some of us found shelter beneath the surface..."

“So, it's a parallel evolution process!” I called out in excitement. “You've been living down there ever since!”

“Exactly.” the changeling nodded. “We have found magical crystals that provided us light and warmth... we created an entire underground ecosystem. But as 你 can see, the crystals had other side effects... we were born in the darkness... we were molded 由 it... that magic changed our race from generation to generation, until we evolved to a form 你 see now.”

I admitted in awe that this was a fascinating discovery. These creatures were basically unicorns, who were altered through countless centuries 由 the radiation of the crystals. Despite Ricochet was pretty open and honest about their history, I still refused to tell them mine. I didn't want to risk the friendship that I was forging with the changeling stallion. I thought if he'd know who I am... 或者 what I am, he'd be terrified of me, even though he looked like somepony who doesn't scare off too easily. Ricochet accepted my decision and never forced me to talk about this delicate matter. But as we spent 更多 and 更多 time together, roaming through the wasteland I saw the desire grew in his eyes. I would have left the changelings a long time ago, if it wasn't for him. His 老友记 weren't as considerate, nor as well mannered as him. They never really accepted me and I wouldn't have 给 a flying feather about it, but their constant mocking was starting to get on my nerves.

I knew what I could do if I set the monster of my rage free and that would have ended our relationship for sure. Although Ricochet was kind enough not to translate the rude jokes of his friends, I was 阅读 from the signs of their gestures and body language. And let me tell you, I wasn't satisfied of what I saw. Despise, ignorance and mediocrity... I often wondered how he could end up in a company like this, but I never asked.

I controlled myself for the sake of our friendship and stayed vigilant. I paid attention to every word in the long conversations they had each night 由 the campfire. I associated the words with their mannerisms. The language was difficult, but as I mentioned before, I was a quick learner. Sure, I could have asked Ricochet for help. Yes, I could have and there would have been no challenge. I needed an obstacle to overcome to regain some of my 迷失 dignity. And I had to do it on my own.

It has been a 月 since I've been living with the changelings and my enthusiasm started to weaken. So far I had no luck in understanding their language. I was sunken in my thoughts, gazing into the flames, as I did most nights. Then I suddenly raised my head, because I've heard something familiar. As always, Raid, Cavern and Sudden Strike were joking, but there was one word that stood out from the flowing mass of jabbering. I clearly understood the word “unicorn”. Just to make it clear, how hard it was, I'll write “unicorn” on archa-changeling in the sand here... See? “Egyszarvú”... That was my first victory. It was a small one, but was enough to reassure me of my goal. Two weeks later, I revealed my secret.

We were camping in a canyon far away on the East. I was very tired, for we've been traveling all 日 and the only thing I wanted was to get some rest. I lay down beside the 火, 消防 and stared at the flames as usual. I was en-wrapped 由 the cozy warmness and almost fell asleep when...

“... must have been a filthy slut, just like her mother!” Sudden Strike exclaimed loudly and the others laughed.

Not Ricochet of course. I didn't know why he endured such a rude company all the time. And I didn't hear the first part of the joke, but that was the last drop. I slowly sat up and pierced my eyes into the changeling's. He stopped laughing and glared back at me.

“My mother...” I panted out on his language. “...was a pure mare... from a great... noble family. And at least... I know who gave birth to me, you... slimy piece of garbage!”

“What the hay?!” Strike jumped up rapidly. “How did 你 learn our language?!"

“I was paying attention!” I hissed and our horns clashed.

We were eying each other evilly for some length then Sudden Strike abruptly burst out of laughter. I raised a brow in surprise, for this wasn't the reaction I was expecting. Yes, the changelings are quite unpredictable 由 their nature.

“Ha, ha ha ha!” he bumped me in the shoulder. “Can 你 believe this gal?! She learned our language!"

"Yeah, that's pretty impressive!" Raid added.

"You know what? I think we were wrong about you!” "Strike acknowledged with a wide grin.

My jaw dropped in shock; this unpredictable act of friendliness really took me 由 surprise. From then on, I had no further problems with the changelings. Once I was accepted, they opened the gates of a whole new world to me. I seized the opportunity and took every knowledge they had to offer. Insecta martial arts from Sudden Strike, the cunning techniques of infiltration from Cavern, effective tactics from Raid and most importantly, the ultimate changeling spell from Ricochet. As far as I know, I'm still the only unicorn who was able to learn the difficult and complex spell of shape shifting.

I even learned why Ricochet was enduring those guys. They have been life-long 老友记 and he owed his life to Sudden Strike. When he was a young colt, he wandered off in the endless cave system and eventually got attacked 由 a Chimera Abyssal... a vicious underground predator. Strike, Cavern and Raid saved him from the beast... I've encountered one once... feral, bloodthirsty monster and it is very hard to defeat. That's where Strike got that scar on the right side of his chest, when the Chimera bit him. This act ensured their friendship for the future.

Yes, except for Ricochet, the changelings were crude, but their hearts were in the right place. Hah, I even got to like their basic humor as time progressed, especially since they stopped making fun of me. I don't say we were best friends, but formed some kind of bond over the months. Yet, this wasn't enough for Ricochet; he craved 更多 than just my friendship.

I've been living with the Equus Insecta for almost a 年 and I absorbed the wisdom and skill of this race. One night, the others were out on a supply run, I was alone with Ricochet in our camp. We were lying near the 火, 消防 and I sensed his vision on me.

“Can I ask 你 something?” he whispered.

I nodded my head, but already knew the question.

“When we found 你 that 日 in the desert... what were 你 running from?”

“My past I guess...” I sighed.

He remained silent, but I knew I have to give something in return for the knowledge he gave me. So I opened up and told him everything I've told 你 now. He listened carefully, clinging on my every word. How could I deny him the truth? Even though I knew it'll probably be the end of our friendship. I've been speaking for hours and he hasn't interrupted me once.

“Now 你 know why I'm here...I was banished from my 首页 and I can never go back!” I finished and lowered my head in sorrow.

“Hmm... It seems to me that letting your brother go after what he's done was pretty brave.” Ricochet 说 after a while. “You've done what 你 thought was right, no matter what others might do to you.”

“You... don't hate me?”

“Of course not! How could I hate such a beautiful pony?” he asked and moved closer.

I didn't know what to say; my breathing accelerated as he was running his hoof down my cheek very gently. He moved even closer; his muzzle was only a few inches from mine. That sky blue membrane slid back, revealing his iris. I've never seen such, beautiful royal blue eyes as his. He showed his most vulnerable spot to me, because the membrane was there to protect the changeling's eyes from dust, sunlight and water. Their tough skin resisted these elements, but their eyes didn't. I've spotted the spark of desire flash in them, but I moved away, breaking the passionate moment.

“What are 你 doing?! We can't do this! We come from different worlds... I... how would this work? Look at us!” I cried, shutting my eyes, turning away from him. “Just look at us...”

“I see a mare and a stallion.” Ricochet replied sensitively.

“No. I can't... I'm sorry...” I refused and trotted into the darkness to clear my head.

He came after me, but I was faster and ignored his calls. He eventually gave up and returned to the camp. I needed to be alone to organize my whirling thoughts and put my stirred emotions back in order. I couldn't believe I was only a 秒 away from actually 接吻 him. Not because he was a changeling... when 你 live as long as I, 你 look passed such differences... With my current state of mind, I would have 给 in to the urge, but I was very confused back then. That was the first time I experienced what 爱情 could mean and I didn't know what to do with this knowledge. Yes, I have lived for 更多 than 80 years without a stallion, but I perceived time differently. I still do. Time is not so important when 你 have the Inner Spark... I'll explain later. On that night, I haven't yet discovered the true power of my Element. I haven't really paid attention to myself, 或者 how I looked like, I just lived. Only later I understood why I was granted such a long life...

Perhaps things would have played out differently, if I allowed him to 移动 closer, to the most inner depths of my heart. I knew Ricochet had a thing for me, since the first time he laid eyes on me. I've always found that flattering, but never did respond to his advances until that night. And as fate's cruel joke, I've 迷失 everything once again. My hesitation cost Ricochet and his 老友记 their lives, simply because I wasn't there to protect them.
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Ricochet
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Sudden Strike
posted by Canada24
Minuette: (awkwardly) So, uh, what are 你 studying these days?

Moon Dancer: Science, magic, history, economics, pottery. Things like that.

Minuette: Yowza! [chuckles] 你 planning on being a professor 或者 something?

Moon Dancer: No.

Minuette: So you're just... studying?

Moon Dancer: (rolls eyes) Can I go now?

Twilight: Moon Dancer, please.

Saten: Yeah, Don't be rude.

Minuette: It's all right, Twilight. We're having a good time. Right, everypony?

Twinkleshine, Saten, Spike, and 柠檬 Hearts: [unsure sounds]

Minuette: So, uh... Spike, tell Moon Dancer that story 'bout how Twilight had to read a book about...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 This is my OC Donovan. He will take the role of Colonel Von Waldheim
This is my OC Donovan. He will take the role of Colonel Von Waldheim
The following is based off of the 1964 film, The Train.

Paris, August 2nd, 1944. 1511th 日 of German occupation.

German Ponies: *Guarding a museum*
Other German Ponies: *Arriving in a staff car between two motorcycles. They stop at the museum*
German Pony: Achtung.
Driver: *Gets out of the car, and opens the back right door*
Colonel Von Waldheim: *Steps out of the car wearing a jacket, and a hat. He salutes his soldiers, and walks into the museum*

Inside the museum were lots of paintings. This was an art museum.

Colonel Von Waldheim: *Puts his jacket, and hat onto a 涂层, 外套 hanger. He slowly walks...
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Spike: [sighs] 你 know the worst thing about 你 being the Princess of Friendship? The dishes.
Twilight: Thanks for taking care of that, Spike. After three events in one week, I really needed to relax with a good book.
Spike: It's kinda funny, isn't it? All these ponies comin' to 你 for 建议 about friendship?
Twilight: What's funny about that?
Spike: 你 know, 'cause 你 used to be famous for being such a bad friend.
Twilight: What are 你 talking about? I had good 老友记 in Canterlot.
Spike: Come on, Twilight. Look at the wall. D'ya see any 照片 from before we moved to Ponyville? And look...
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Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce returned to his 表 from the bathroom when he noticed Bob was missing.

Pierce: Where did he go?
Waitress: *Arrives* Where did your friend go?
Pierce: That's what I'd like to find out! He must have left without me. *Sits down* I might as well finish this first, then find a way to catch up to him. *Drinks his milkshake, and takes a bite from his burger*

Meanwhile Karl was driving his car through a town called Tipton. He was on the same highway as Tom again, but this time he was behind him.

Karl: *Stops at a red light*
Pony 1: *Stops behind him, and revs his engine twice*
Pony 2: Easy....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Karl was driving his rental car in Bakersfield.

Karl: I got a decent car for free. *Laughs to himself*
Cop: Attention all units, be on the lookout for a 1957 Ford Fairlane stolen from a Hertz rental place just outside of L.A.
Cop 4: Ten-4, we'll keep an eye out for the car.
Cop: The rental company doesn't want any damage on this car. Understood?
Cop 4: Roger.
Karl: *Yawns* Why do I feel so... sleepy? *Falls asleep*

Song: link

Karl: *Swerving to the left, and right*
Ponies: *Honking their horns*
Karl: *Hits the brakes, and turns left. He goes faster*
Cop 4: That car is speeding.
Cop 3: Might also...
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LATER:

Saten: Hello AppleJack.

AppleJack: (with the other girls as they discuss a plan) Ah can't talk wait now Saten.

Saten: But would 你 help me be a better boyfriend for Trixie.

AppleJack: Surely 你 must have 'other' X girlfriends. Yer kinda handsome.

Saten: Well.. There was that 'one' girl I tried asking out... But things didn't go well.

FLASHBACK:

Glaze: (in the middle of 唱歌 the 彩虹 factory 音乐 video).

Saten: (comes onto the set, forth 墙 styled) Excuse me, parden me.

Director: CUUT!... Who the fuck is this!?

Glaze: (facehoof) Saten.. I told 你 not to bother me at work.

Saten: But...
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Derpy: I really messed up on those invitations! I feel just awful!
Master Sword: Why'd 你 bring me to Cake N' 培根 for our third date, I HATE this place!
Derpy: I told Cranky I could get 'em printed for cheap, but that meant hiring somebody with no experience using a printing press... Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Sword: To prove my hatred of this place, I'm gonna leave a lousy tip...under fifteen percent!... And then I'll send my meal back, even though it's EXACTLY what I ordered!
Derpy: Is it possible were having two different conversations?
Sword: How should I know, I'm not listening to you!
#1: The new MLP:
I never even heard of the new MLP at the time.
And when I was convinced into seeing it, 由 all those pictures on Facebook.
I can't say I enjoyed it.. In fact.. It was terrible.
But when I heard of all those so called "bronys" I figured to at give it an honest chance before truly judging it.
And the fact it had John De Lancie, only gave me 更多 reasons to keep giving it an honest chance..


#2: ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD:
I know what 你 think.
But no.
Discovering this guy had NOTHING to do with my friendship with Windwakerguy430.
It had to do with looking up Freddy Krueger's villain's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed 由 any actors.

Today's game: Grand Theft Auto 5

Fox335: *Driving a Red Coquette through Blaine County*
Kadillack: 你 know? This is the only good Grand Theft Auto game. Every other game has either bad graphics, 或者 terrible gameplay. Usually, it's both.
klk321: Yo, you're insulting the best video game franchise ever.
Fox335: No, the best game franchise ever is Gran Turismo. 你 don't have to murder others just to win a race.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*...
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Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon, and Case 饼干 were at a phone booth 由 a drug store when this happened.

Gordon: *Inserts coins in phone booth, and dials Jim's number*
Case Cracker: *Waits in the car*
Jim: Hello?
Gordon: It's done. Anthony is dead.
Jim: That's good. Come on down to the pizzeria, and I'll-
RIB's: *Shooting ponies in pizzeria*
Jim: *Gets shot* AGH! Get over here quickly!! *Hangs up*
Gordon: *Runs to car* Case, Jim is in trouble. I don't know what's happening, but we have to go help him quickly *Drives onto highway*
Case Cracker: Let's hurry then!
Gordon: *Going 90 miles an hour*
Case Cracker: *Impatiently...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon, and Case 饼干 blew up a room in the Equestrian Pyramid. They were on a lift outside of the building, and were now about to finish the job.

Case Cracker: On your mark. *readies pistol*
Gordon: *Makes lift go down* Get set.
Manehattan Ponies: *Running away*
Gordon: *stops lift* Go *Runs in room*
Case Cracker: *Runs inside. Shoots 3 running away*
Manehattan ponies: *Grab Shotguns*
Gordon: *Shoots a pony's head off* Get behind the counter *Gets behind counter*
Case Cracker: *Ducks behind counter*
Manehattan 小马 36: *Shoots the counter* Get up, and fight like stallions 你 cowards!
Case Cracker:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Gordon
Gordon
SeanTheHedgehog and Izfankirby Present

Grand Theft Ponies

San Franciscolt, December 1988

The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case 饼干 at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10

Gordon: I always told 你 that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: 嘿 Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case 饼干 with you, and meet me at the Pizzeria on Mane Ashbury.
Gordon:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic 彩虹 as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What are 你 laughing for? We didn't even start the skit yet.
Audience: *Laughing*

The End

Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What the hell are 你 doing?! If we didn't even start the skit, what makes 你 think it's the end?

Now the skit starts. At the Ponyville golf course, Mitchell, and Olson were playing against each other.

Mitchell: *Waiting to hit the ball as he hears a train's horn*
Olson: *Waiting*
Mitchell: *Hits...
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Source: facebook, joyreactor, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Link to part 3: link

Ditto: There are two things I want 你 to do.
Thomas: I thought 你 说 there was only one thing.
Ditto: Yeah, well.. I lied about that. I want 你 to practice concentration, and spiking the ball.
Erik: I can't believe 你 lied to us coach.
Ditto: Yeah, I know. Now start practicing, first on spiking. Thomas, Mimi, and Joe, 你 go on one side of the net, and the rest of 你 stay on the other side.
Silver: That's fine. I had no anticipation on leaving this side of the net anyway.
Ditto: Good. *Throws 排球 to Thomas* Spike it Tom.
Thomas: *Spikes the ball, but it goes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After some time passed, the diamond 狗 got their ship repaired. Well, actually they didn't do anything. They just watched the repair 小马 fix their ship.

Repair Pony: There. Your ship has been repaired. It'll cost you-
Indiana Bones: *Shoots the ground near the pony's hoof* We won't be paying anything if 你 don't mind.
Repair Pony: *Nervous* Uh no. I don't mind. Go ahead. The repairs are free.
Indiana Bones: Just the way we like it. Right fellas?
Diamond Dogs: Yeah.

As they were getting their ship out of the repairs, Martin went back into the guard tower, and looked through his microscope....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Why are we always standing in front of the exact same house?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Don't ask me. Ask the director.
Master Sword: He's not even here.
Tom: Why not?
Master Sword: He got arrested for drunk driving, and attacking a police officer, thinking it was a zombie panda.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Strange.... very very strange. Today's crossover parody, Barbie: Life In The Russian Front.
Audience:...
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