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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Wanted 小马
Wanted pony
After losing Rick, Richard had to talk to the cheif.

Toby: How did 你 lose him?
Richard: We didn't see him enter the house.
Toby: Well be 更多 careful 下一个 time. Now, we've received word about two ponies stealing credit cards. They do this to make 更多 money, and get a higher chance of making counterfeit cash.
Richard: Where do they normally go?
Toby: They walk 由 a warehouse with korean writing. Go there now.

So Richard, and Johnny did.

Richard: They should be here soon.
John: What do they look like?
Richard: There is a picture of them right here.
John: I see them both.
Richard: Me too. *walks out of car*
John: *Follows*
Richard: Hey. We wanna talk to you.
Grey pony: *Runs off*
Yellow pony: *Runs off*
Richard: Go after the yellow pony, I'll chase the grey one!
John: I'm on it!
Yellow pony: *Running*
John: *Chasing Yellow pony*
Yellow Pony: Why are 你 chasing me?!
John: Why are 你 running?!
Yellow Pony: Because you're chasing me!
John: *Grabs yellow pony* What are these *shows stolen credit cards* Huh?
Yellow Pony: I don't know. I've never seen them!
John: Oh yeah?
Yellow: Yeah.
John: Bullshit *Arrests Yellow pony*

Meanwhile on a bridge going over a train yard

Grey pony: *Running*
Richard: *Chasing Grey pony*
Grey Pony: *Continues to run*
Richard: *Dives on grey pony* You're going to tell me everything 你 know about those credit cards 你 stole.
Grey Pony: I can't, but I can help 你 get closer to arresting Rick Masters!
Richard: Talk!
Grey Pony: He has a neighbor that visits often! 你 can talk to her!

After arresting the two ponies, Richard and John talked to Rick's neighbor.

Neighbor: I've never seen him create counterfeit money here. He has two warehouses where he normally goes to create the money.
Richard: Where are they?
Neighbor: There's one in the desert, and one in downtown that has Korean writing.
John: We were just there.
Richard: Yeah. Ma'am, what do 你 see Rick doing here?
Neighbor: I see him hang these paintings on his house on the balcony. They were very pretty, but for some reason he set them on fire.
Richard: Hm. Thank's for telling us that.

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 Wanted 小马
Wanted pony
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(To the tune of heart-shaped box 由 Nirvana)

Sitting 由 the door waiting for 你 to come back, I`ve hated so much my red hair has turned black.
For countless weeks, I have trapped myself in fear and priceless bread. Just waiting for the chance to rest my little head.

Chorus: If their is any 天使 left, I got a harsh request. Don`t stop to hesitate!!! Theirs little fillies who have to pray and wait.(x3)

My green foal`s breath has cut through my flawless mane. I have no 更多 urges to play our silly game.
I wish i could pay your debt, when 你 ask to forget.

Chorus: If their is any 天使 left, I got a harsh request. Don`t stop to hesitate!!! Theirs little fillies who have to pray and wait. (x3)
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: To their rightful owners
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con, and Ms. Bonjour were on 最佳, 返回页首 of the train while Fenix was in his car calling the police.

Fenix: That's right. They're on 最佳, 返回页首 of a train, and one of them is an agent of the C.I.E. Please, you've got to help him.
Police: Ok, we'll send some units to try, and stop whoever is killing your friend.

On the train.

Ms. Bonjour: *kicks Con*
Con: *Nearly falls off*
Ms. Bonjour: Au Revoir Mr. Mane.
Con: *Climbs back on*
Ms. Bonjour: Grrr. *Hits Con*
Con: *Punches Ms. Bonjour*
Ms. Bonjour: *lays on roof*
Con: *Kicks Ms. Bonjour*
Ms. Bonjour: Signal!
Con: *gets hit 由 signal*
Ms. Bonjour: Hahahaha!
Con: *Falls...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dan : but... but... but... JADE!
Jade : hell yea...
Shadow : wait a second... but... 你 was in Africa
Jade : I heard that guys kicking your 屁股 soo...
Shadow : oh well...
Dan : but... how... where... WHAAAT!
Jade : no time to lose lets GO!
Yes its her, best double agent in the world, If she wants to kick our corp. asses... she gonna DO IT... but she with us now...
Dan : 你 right!
Everypony start running to the small hallway and they jump into truck
Jade : GO GO GO!
Driver : *move truck*
The truck goes to the city then to the black alley
Dan : Jade... where w-
Jade : *put gun to Dan Head* shut up! now...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen 由 Braeburn
Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen by Braeburn
Braeburn was out of the tournament, and was very angry.

Sergi: *parks car*
Braeburn: *walks toward Sergi's car*
Apyr: We got company
Braeburn: *carrying baseball bat*
Sergi: Well, we're outta here *floors it*
Braeburn: Oh no 你 don't!! *runs to car* Give me your car!!
Sunset Shimmer: No, get lost!
Braeburn: *hits Sunset Shimmer with bat*
Sunset Shimmer: *Knocked Out*
Braeburn: *steals car*

Sergi was driving toward the highway out of Canterlot

Braeburn: *gets behind Sergi*
Apyr: Are 你 kidding me?
Sergi: What's the matter?
Apyr: Braeburn is following us!
Braeburn: GET BACK HERE!!
Police: *sees car chase*...
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posted by NeonInfernoLord
Funny how a town filled with so much joy could befall to such a deadly game…

It was total darkness in…wherever she was. Her eyes adjusted somewhat to it but as far as she knew she was in a hole. She tried to 移动 but she realized her entire lower body was encased inside of something. It was so snug until the point that she couldn't even feel her lower body.

"H-hello!? Rarity!? Scootaloo!?" Sweetie Belle screamed out but couldn't make anything out in the vacant abyss. She let out little whimpers as another voice rang from her side.

"S-sweetie Belle, I'm right here!" The voice of Scootaloo rang...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh 你 from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this 小马
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are 你 doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did 你 do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: 你 sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
They reached the house, but it seemed vacant.

Harry: Let's check in the alley. *goes in*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *looks in house*
Peter: 你 see anyone?
Harry: Yeah *looks at mare* And she's naked.
hobos: *hit Harry* What do 你 think you're doing perv? We oughta call the cops on you!
Harry: I am the cops
hobos: *beat up Harry*
Peter: That's enough! San Franciscolt Police Department!
hobos: *stand near wall*
Harry: Let them go. We gotta check somewhere else.
operator: Inspector 71, 你 there?
Harry: Yeah. What's up?
operator: We've got a 报道 of a 小马 trying to commit suicide on the TransEquestria...
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