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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Jeff
Jeff
Richard, and John arrived at the airport.

Richard: *Waiting 由 entrance*
Jeff: *Goes to desk* Hi, one ticket for Manehattan.
Cashier: That'll be $20.
Jeff: *Gives Cashier $20 bill*
Cashier: *Gives Jeff ticket* Enjoy your flight.
John: *Shows police badge* Hello, can I see that dollar the 橙子, 橙色 小马 just gave you?
Cashier: Sure *Shows dollar bill*
John: *Looking at dollar bill* 你 wouldn't happen to have a pencil, would you?
Cashier: Sure *Gives John pencil*
John: *Erases part of dollar*
Richard: Is he our pony?
John: Yeah.
Richard: *Goes towards Jeff* Los Pegasus Police Department.
Jeff: *Runs*
Richard: 嘿 wait!! *Chases Jeff*
John: *Watches*
Jeff: *Running*
Richard: *Chasing Jeff*
Jeff: *Pushes mare out of way*
Richard: *Passes Mare*
Jeff: *Running up escalator*
Richard: *Chasing Jeff*
Jeff: *Runs into colt*
Colt: Hey, watch where you're going!
Jeff: *Runs into bathroom*
Richard: *Enters bathroom*

All the stall doors were closed.

Richard: Only three of them. *Kicks first stall door*
Pony: Hey, what the fuck do 你 think you're doing?!
Richard: *Kicks 秒 stall door*
小马 2: Are 你 on crack?! Leave me alone.
Richard: *Kicks third stall door*

The door opened, and Jeff hit Richard with a suitcase.

Jeff: *About to escape*
Richard: *Shoots suitcase* Stop!
Jeff: *Stops*
Richard: You're underarrest. *Handcuffs Jeff*
Jeff: 你 can't do this to me man.
Richard: Oh yeah. I don't see anypony trying to stop me.
Security Guard: Freeze! *Pointing gun at Richard* Who are you?
Richard: Los Pegasus Police Department, I'm arresting this 小马 for counterfeit.
John: Freeze!! *Pointing gun at security* Put your gun down!
Richard: It's just security Johnny.
Security: *Turns around* And who are you?
随意 stallion: Uh.. I just came here to pee. *runs away*

Meanwhile in Jail.

Police Officer: Jeff. 你 got a visitor.
Jeff: Great. *Goes to visitor section*
Rick: Hello Jeff.
Jeff: 嘿 man. I've been set up.
Rick: I know 你 have. That's why I'm here.
Jeff: Who do 你 think did this?
Rick: I don't know, but I'll soon find out.
Jeff: Alright man. But if 你 don't find that fucking asshole, I'll kill him myself.
Rick: No 你 won't. I will.
Police Officer: Time's up.
Jeff: 嘿 man. Don't forget me.
Rick: I won't.

2 B continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh 你 from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this 小马
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are 你 doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did 你 do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: 你 sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
They reached the house, but it seemed vacant.

Harry: Let's check in the alley. *goes in*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *looks in house*
Peter: 你 see anyone?
Harry: Yeah *looks at mare* And she's naked.
hobos: *hit Harry* What do 你 think you're doing perv? We oughta call the cops on you!
Harry: I am the cops
hobos: *beat up Harry*
Peter: That's enough! San Franciscolt Police Department!
hobos: *stand near wall*
Harry: Let them go. We gotta check somewhere else.
operator: Inspector 71, 你 there?
Harry: Yeah. What's up?
operator: We've got a 报道 of a 小马 trying to commit suicide on the TransEquestria...
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*This story shall be divided into two parts, both of them bearing a similar aspect to the 秒 story of 灰姑娘 II: Dreams Come True. I hope that 你 will all enjoy this. I apologize for it being too long.*

It was a great sunny 日 in Ponyville. Everyone was doing their usual business, whether it be doing work, talking to others, 或者 just relaxing their 日 away. As we get to the schoolhouse, we see the little colts and fillies come running out of the door. But why? Because school was out for the summer! Everyone there was very happy to leave so they could hang out with each other 更多 often....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In case 你 are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a 街, 街道 to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a 小马 get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the 小马 was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the 橙子, 橙色 stallion asked. "Our 下一个 target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...
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Stormy: That's enough Discord!!
Discord: nothing is enough for me!
Score: (picks up Nikki and takes her behind some bushes) I'm so sorry Nikki, *sniff* hang on there! (Goes back to fight)
Stormy: Your never gonna get away with this!
Discord: I already got away with this! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Score: Well? What are 你 waiting for? Stab me if 你 can.
Discord: Very Well, (picks up Score) ready?
Score: Rea-
Stormy: WAIT!!!!
Score: Stormy?! What are 你 doing?!?
Stormy: Listen Discord, 你 are-
Discord: So powerful? So Handsome? So evil?
Stormy: uhhh..no
Discord: Then what am I?
Score: Don't listen to her! Stab me!...
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posted by savana89
"rain bow dash!!!"
"hu pinky? what is it?"
"your sister is back"
"WHAT BUT HOW!!!!"
"i dont know shes coming-(passes out on grond)
"hello dashy my little sister WHO PUT A CURS ON ME AND BAND ME WITH YOUR 老友记 but i forgive 你 now"
"uh.....i missed you?"
"aw i missed 你 to do 你 need any help dashy"
"ya can 你 um(looks aroud) can 你 clear all the clouds for me?"
"oh yes dashy(flys away)"
"i need to tell that egg head"
LATER
"SPIKE,take a leter"
"ok"
"D-"
"ill do it"
"ok"
"dear princesses, my sister is back 你 must come save us befor it happens from rain bow"
"hmm that was sort"
"whatever"
"oh dear sister whats going on ARE 你 SENDING A LETTER TO THE PRINESSES!!!"
"no no not at all(spikes sends the leter) its a letter to my... docter"
"ok dashy ill be back!"
Back with the story......

Pixel: So what u- Ow!
Score: What happen?
Pixel: A stupid TW scratched me...
Score: *gasp* Are 你 okay?
Pixel: Yea....but it's bleeding..
Score: Don't worry, I know somepony who can help
Pixel: Really? Who?
Score: AZURA!!!
Azura: yes?
Score: Do 你 have any bandages?
Azura: yes, I do. Do 你 need some?
Score: Yep

After Azura put some bandages on Pixel, Score explained everything that was happening, and asked him if he wanted to join, he 说 he was. Later, Score introduced her 老友记 to Pixel.

Brawny: Welcome to the herd brother
Pixel: *laughs*
Stormy: okay, now what?
Cotton Swirls:...
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Greetings, fellow Bronies, it's me again, 写作 another piece of my thoughts. Today, it's going to be about the stuff made 由 Hasbro.

That's right! I'm going to tell about the toys! Now, don't get me wrong, I understand why they made them. This 显示 was targetted to little children, so it was obvious that there were going to be toys based of that. But, that's what it means for me.

I'm not going to condem you, Bronies who have toys of the Mane Six and others, but I'm going to talk about my opinion about it.

For me, it's a little akward to see grown men playing with 5 Centimeter long bright colored...
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