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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Leo wanted me to pull a 火, 消防 alarm, so that's what I went to do.

Rafe: *goes to teacher* May I please use the bathroom?
Teacher: 你 can wait.
Mrs. Stricker: Section 8! We're almost there!
Rafe: Please! It's an emergency!
Teacher: Ugh! *gives bathroom pass to Rafe* Be back here in five minutes.
Rafe: Ok. *leaves*

My 心 was pounding like crazy. I just had to find a 火, 消防 alarm close to the bathroom. What I would do is pull the alarm, run quickly into the bathroom, and come out just to make it look like I was in there.

Rafe: *goes to 火, 消防 alarm*

I swear, I thought that 火, 消防 Alarm 说 something to me

火, 消防 Alarm: Oh Rafe!!
Rafe: *thinking*
Leo: Do it.
Rafe: *pulls 火, 消防 alarm*

In the auditorium

Mrs. Stricker: Ok everypony! Line up in a single file line, and walk out of the school.
Colt: But what if there's an actual fire, and we get stuck?
Mrs. Stricker: Then that's your fault. Now get in a single file line
Rafe: *Runs out of bathroom*
Teacher: Did 你 pull the 火, 消防 alarm?
Rafe: I was in the bathroom. How could I pull the 火, 消防 alarm?
Teacher: Alright. Come with me. *starts walking*
Rafe: *follows teacher*
Mrs. Stricker: *gets students out of building*
Teacher: Here's a student that went to the bathroom when the alarm went off.
Mrs. Stricker: Alright. Who's your homeroom teacher?
Rafe: Mr. Rourke.
Mrs. Stricker: Ok. Go to him.
Rafe: *goes to Mr. Rourke's class*
Leo: That was awesome.

Leo then gave me a double high five

Leo: One for the execution, and the other for the idea.
Rafe: I can't take all the credit. The idea was half yours.
Leo: That's true. *shows code of conduct book* Check it out. I made some improvements.
Rafe: *looks at drawing* Not bad. And now, *crosses off Section 11: Rule 3: Students shall not tamper with smoke 或者 火, 消防 alarms under any circumstances* One rule down, and well. The rest to go.

2 B continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run 由 thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 4: 显示 business

October 3, 1950

Pete: *driving train at 10 miles an hour, then stops* Hello. I'm the controller of the Union Pacific. This engine I'm driving is not only fast, but it's the world's largest engine, and can pull a train five miles long. The Union Pacific. Power in everything.
Director: Aaaaand cut!! That was excellent.
Pete: Thank...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a wonderful 日 in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering 更多 ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: 你 really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot 你 in the arm! Why aren't 你 bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con Mane has returned.

We begin our story in Beijing, which was violently taken over 由 the koreans.

Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* 更多 like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do 你 need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow up an entire building. Now that 你 know...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a russian military base disguised as a bar.

Con Mane: Ok time to head up. *walks into bar*
Scarlet: Everytime it rains it rains pennies from heaven *eyes Con*
Con: *walks up 更多 stairs heading in the bathroom*
Russian pony: Hey. I saw 你 enter the explosive room.
Con: Oh did you? *fights russian pony*
Scarlet: What are 你 doing?!
Con: *throws russian into bathtub*
Russian pony: *pulls out gun*
Con: *throws 粉丝 into tub which electrocutes the russian pony* Shocking. Positively shocking.

Mares and stallions,...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
The last solstice

Chapter 9: Doubts


The process is very slow, like cruising out of a dark tunnel. First, he hears muffled sounds. Everything’s quieted down. There’s no sign of battle. Then he can form coherent thoughts. The air is weird… stuffy, yet somehow refreshing at the same time. It’s quite ambivalent. Strange wafts are trying to get near his mind. The smell billows around his awakening consciousness. Is that… perfume?

The symbolic light at the end of the tunnel grows brighter, as the fog starts to break up. The stallion attempts to collect his thoughts. His heavy eyelids open...
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I am about to parachute out of an airplane with Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and 彩虹 Dash. This could be interesting.

Sean: *looks out window*
Rarity: We're going to jump soon.
Sean: Why don't 你 three go first?
Rarity: That's nice of you.
Pinkie Pie: Green light go!

Soon the four of us jump out of the plane deploying our parachutes, getting ready to defend Manehattan from the griffons. Back at Canterlot

Twilight: Griffons!
Fluttershy: Oh my *trembling in fear*
Celestia: Theres over a dozen of them! ATTACK!
ponies: *fire 枪 at griffons*
griffons: *fire back* FOR GILDA!!
soldier: *shoots machine gun*
Two...
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 Toothy
Toothy
Chapter 5: talk about eye candy

it was to weeks after Pop and Cub got to Ponyville, Cub came back, none of the ponies understood the system but they were glad it existed. “i wonder who's coming today.” Flippy thought. “hmm......judging 由 who has come already............either Cuddles, Giggles 或者 Toothy are next, too many killers have come.”

“hey Flippy, could 你 help me with something?” Twilight asked.

“what is it, I was thinking of who's coming today.”

“well, someone is coming today and they want a party but Pinkie is sick.” Twilight explained.

“oh my god, with what?”...
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So this is my first 小马 fic! Tell me what 你 think please?
“Where are we going, Twilight?” 苹果白兰地 asked. Twilight Sparkle ignored her friend, and plodded onward through the Evergreen Forest, oblivious to the fear emanating from her companions.

“Wh-why are we in here?” Fluttershy stammered nervously, almost forgetting to flap her wings as she hovered above the other ponies. Twilight turned to her, the exasperation clear on her face.
“I told you, I need a special root for my spells, and it only grows in the Evergreen Forest!”
Fluttershy nodded and muttered a quick “yes”, trembling....
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Let's start with 苹果白兰地 bucking apples........

AJ: wow, I bet I just got a new high record on bucking apples!
AB: sis, when am I gonna have my cutie mark?
AJ: 苹果 bloom! I've told ya a billion times, I don't know!
AB: UGH!............Hey! Here comes 彩虹 dash!
AJ: Now go run along ya little pony
AB: ok! (leaves)
RD: 'sup applejack
AJ: howdy rainbow!
RD: So, wanna come over to fluttershy's house today?
AJ: sorry sugarcube, but I got lots of work to do
RD: oh AJ! Can't 你 just chill for a second?
AJ: I will, but I still need to do some work
RD: who cares about work! C'mon PLLLEEAASSEE!!!!!
AJ: well...
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This isnt THE fanfic ive been planning. Its just something that popped into my mind after 阅读 creepypastas. If I get enough good reviews, ill continue it. Any feedback would be massively appreciated. No descriptive gore.

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I quietly galloped into the boutique, only to see my little sister, Sweetie Belle, sprawled on the floor, sobbing her lit eyes out. Surrounding her were multiple papers emblazed with drawings and doodles. To her left was a box of crayons.
"What's wrong, Sweetie? I thought you'd be with your friends."
She turned to stare at me.
"I was, but then Scootaloo went to help...
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posted by pikachu700
Pinkie pie: what are 你 doing in my bedroom *grabs chainsaw*
me: HOLY S**TIAOUNI
pinkie pie: *starts chainsaw*
me: *looks at window and gets out*
(atfer i got out i was in the forest full of wild 动物 and traps)
me: oh my!
*try to be careful over the traps and bears but got hurt 由 them too much*
me: *see's a road and looks around but no cars*
oh my what if she...
(all the sudden see's a shed witch i know they are dangerous but i had to do it)
*walks into shed theres blood everywhere and hides in a hiding spot*
to be continued
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joycreator
posted by shadowknuxgirl
皇后乐队 of Changelings: This 日 is going to be perfect, the kind of 日 of which I've dreamed since I was small, everypony will gather round, say I look lovely in my gown, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Princess Cadence: This 日 was going to be perfect, the kind of 日 of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my 老友记 to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

Queen of Changelings: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake! Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather,...
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added by shadowknuxgirl
Source: Me and MLP :D
added by kitmolly123
Source: spirtto on deviantArt
added by sweet_cream
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Source: Rightful Owners
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Source: Hasbro