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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After getting the Cello, 《嗜血法医》 gave Octavia some time to play it.

Octavia: *playing Octavia's Overture*
Dexter: *sits 由 Octavia* Have 你 played before?
Octavia: Yes, but not in a long time.
Dexter: 你 sound wonderful.
Octavia: Thank you.
Dexter: Please, continue playing.

While Octavia was playing her music, a group of ponies in the KKK were making a plan to attack. They were riding humans, and were all armed with guns.

KKK leader: Alright, see that house?
KKK ponies: Yeah.
KKK Leader: That's where Octavia Melody is. We need to get in there, and kill her! Now, put your masks on, and let's go.
KKK pony: *putting bag on head* Damn. I can't see fucking shit out of this thing.
KKK leader: We ready 或者 what?
KKK Pony: Ah, hold on, I'm fucking with my eyehole. *rips eye hole* Oh. Oh shit. Ugh, I just made it worse.
KKK 小马 2: Who made this goddamn shit?!
KKK 小马 3: I don't know.
KKK 小马 4: Make your own goddamn mask!
KKK 小马 1: Look, nopony is saying they don't appreciate what Jimmy did.
KKK 小马 2: Well if all I had to do was cut a hole in a bag, I could've cut it better than this!
KKK 小马 5: What about 你 Robert? Can 你 see?
KKK 小马 6: Not too good. I mean, if I don't 移动 my head, I can see 你 pretty good, 更多 或者 less. But when I start riding, the bag's moving all over, and then I can't see.
KKK ponies: *Complaining*
KKK leader: I just made mine worse. Did anyone bring an extra bag?
KKK 小马 2: No! Nopony brought, an extra bag!
KKK leader: I was just asking!
KKK 小马 7: Do we have to wear them while we're riding?
KKK 小马 1: Oh, we're screwed then! If we don't wear them while we're riding it just defeats the purpose!
KKK 小马 2: Well I can't see in this fucking thing!! I can't breath right, and it's because I'm wearing this fucking thing!
KKK 小马 4: To hell with 你 all, I'm going home! My friend made 30 bags for 你 ungrateful peices of hell, and all I can hear is criticize, criticize, criticize! So from now on, don't ask me for anything! *leaves*
KKK 小马 1: Now, look, let's not forget why we're here! We've got a killer 婊子, 子 in that house down yonder, and we gotta teach her a lesson!
KKK Leader: Ok, I'm confused. Are the bags on, 或者 off?
KKK 小马 6: I think- we all think the bags were a nice idea.
KKK Ponies: Mmhmm, yeah.
KKK 小马 6: Now, I'm not blaming anyone, but they could've been done better. So how about, no bags this time? But 下一个 time, we do the bags right, and then we attack, non stop.
KKK Ponies: Ok, yeah. I like that idea.
KKK 小马 1: Wait a minute, I didn't say no bags!
KKK Leader: But nopony can see.
KKK 小马 1: So?
KKK Leader: So it'd be nice to see.
KKK 小马 1: Goddamnit! This is a raid!! I can't see! 你 can't see! So what?! All that matters is if the fucking humans can see?! That's a raid!!!

Shortly after that

Octavia: *putting away cello*
Dexter: *looking out window* Octavia? We got company!

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posted by mariofan14
I have 给 out some wise sayings to 你 people in the past. Hopefully they helped 你 all become 更多 of a "human" person, not a "scumbag" person.

And so, for no specific reason whatsoever, I'll give 你 all some wise sayings to help 你 out some more, as well as myself. Just to let 你 know, some of these are based on proverbs from the biblical Book of Proverbs.

Here is what I would like to say:

Bad people 你 hang out with are a trap, waiting to capture 你 at any 给 moment.

Treasure what 你 may be 给 from people, be it object 或者 affection. Neither lasts as long as 你 would think it...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Our last part of this episode, and we have two things for you. First up, Brony Of The Month.
Master Sword: For August 2015, it's Nickfurious94, a new guy.
Audience: *Cheering*
Tom: With that out of the way, it's time for the bloopers we created while filming this episode.

Blooper song: link

Tom: Hello everypony, and- *Waits for Master Sword to cough*
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Do it again.

Take 2

Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: 你 interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jim, Case Cracker, and Gordon were about to make their attack on the Rock Island Bikers, but first they needed to do something at an abandoned warehouse.

Jim: *Driving the van*
Gordon: Hey. When 你 说 abandoned warehouse, what did 你 mean 由 that?
Jim: It's a place only I know about. Since 你 two are going to see it, 你 can't tell anypony else. Got it?
Gordon: Got it.
Case Cracker: Got it. Whats at this abandoned warehouse anyways?
Jim: A lot of guns, and ammunition. 你 put those RIB uniforms on now. We want to fool them.
Case Cracker: Alright. *puts on uniform*
Gordon: *puts on uniform*...
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Rarity decided to go over to Saten's house, it's clear they would have a common interest, and as much as they don't always like each other, they should probably work together.

Inside Saten's house, probably trying to forget about what Rarity informed him, he was using a glass bong full of Marijuna while the begining lyrics of Black Greace 由 The Black 天使 was playing in the background.
(such a awesome song).

"God. This weed sucks. I'm gonna have ta talk to Master Sword about where he found it" Saten cried, disappointed in how non effective the drug is.

Suddenly there was a knock on his door....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
巴比, papillon, 巴比龙 went to see Andrew. They were both laying down in their beds 下一个 to each other.

Andrew: Did 你 ask Louie about the escape?
Papillon: Yeah, he 说 he'd be joining us.
Andrew: That's great. When do we go?
Papillon: Tonight.
Andre: *Arrives* Did I hear 你 two are planning to escape?
Papillon: Yeah.
Andre: May I 加入 you?
Papillon: The 更多 the merrier.
Andrew: Yeah, you're in.
Andre: Great. I know the perfect time to escape, tomorrow night.
Papillon: Why not tonight?
Andre: A band is coming here tomorrow night. One of the guards told me about it.
Papillon: Good idea.
Andrew: And that way,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the San Franciscolt Federal Credit Union, where Pierce's wife works.

Pierce: They told me to let 你 know about these bank robbers coming here on a train from LA.
Nikki: Are 你 sure about it?
Pierce: Yes, I'm sure. It's on the news, the LAPD told us, and I got to wait at the train station with a bunch of other ponies.
Nikki: Do they know which station to go to?
Pierce: What are 你 talking about?
Nikki: Will the train be going to the station here, 或者 in Oatland?
Pierce: I don't know.
Nikki: Is there anything 你 do know about the train?
Pierce: It's from Amtrak. We saw some of the news footage,...
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The train finally arrived in Ponyville.
Almost instantly, Pinkie Pie was there to reach introduce herself.
She still knew the Rarity, Applejack, 彩虹 and Fluttershy back then. But the others never met each other yet.
Pinkie: Welcome to Ponyville.
Derpy: Wow.. Back in Fillydefia. We would of gotten robbed 由 now.
Saten: (shrugs unsurely).
Pinkie: Want me to give 你 a tour?
Derpy: We.. We don't have any money.
Pinkie: (pets Derpy's head) Oh. 你 don't silly, 你 don't need money for this.
Derpy: Okay then.. As long as 你 don't pet me like that. We'll be happy to.
Pinkie: (pets her head again) great.
Derpy: (groans)
Saten: (snickers to himself)


Well that's all I got..
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posted by alinah_09
Pain...Regret...Doubt...

A 月 has passed since Heave Ho has been charged in the hospital with having a coma after that certain incident,and i grieved in all those times. Its actually suitable for the likes of the 小马 who risked the life of his own dear brother,and now he has not even woken up yet. So to atone,i gave up on my ridiculous fantasy,after all,it was for the best. Besides,it is completely impossible for a mere earthpony like me to get up in the sky realm on my own,it was simply delusional. All those ponies were right,this stupidity is as unreachable as the sky is for me,and that...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the abandoned school building which was turning into a station, things were not going very well. Instead of putting down track for the yard, everypony was being lazy, and listening to the radio.

Radio Pony: *On advertisement mode* If 你 want the greatest household appliances ever made for your home, then trust General Electric.
Jeff: General Electric makes household appliances?
Stylo: I wonder if they put any of those in the locomotives they make.
Pete: Come on, stop playing the commercials, and continue with the news.
Jeff: Sir, I bet 你 they're doing great. 由 now, they probably have all...
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