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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Back at 万圣节前夕 Town, the mayor was panicking

Mayor: We've got to find Jack!! He hasn't been here for a day, and the 下一个 万圣节前夕 won't be here for another 365 days!
Werewolf pony: 364!
Mayor: We need to find him immediately!
Vampire 小马 1: We searched everywhere.
Vampire 小马 2: Even through the 南瓜 patch!
Vampire 小马 3: I stepped in a 南瓜 to.
Mayor: Well he's not here! We need to raise the alarm!!
Police: *raise alarm*
Sally: *hears alarm* Oh no.
Professor Something: What is it?
Sally: Nothing.
Professor Something: Good. Now hurry up with my lunch!
Sally: *making lunch* I've got to get out of here. But how? *sees sleeping potion* Hmmm *places potion in Professor's lunch* Eek, it smells. *grabs frog's breath* This oughta work! *puts Frog's breath in lunch*
Professor Something: Sally?! Hurry up, for the last time!!
Sally: It's finished. *brings lunch to professor*
Professor Something: Ah, worm's wart! My 最喜爱的 汤 *smells frog's breath* Frog's breath? What did 你 put in here?
Sally: Nothing.
Professor Something: Then why don't 你 try it? *hands spoon to Sally*
Sally: Hmmm. I'm not hungry thank 你 *knocks over spoon* Oops.
Professor Something: Ugh. You're so clumsy.
Sally: *grabs spoon with holes*
Professor Something: *does not notice*
Sally: *places spoon in soup* *eats soup* Mmmm, see? Now 你 try it.

For a second, the professor thought about it, then grabbed the bowl, and poured the 汤 right into his mouth. Shortly after that, the professor fell asleep

Back at Town hall

Ponies: *falling asleep* Ugh.
树 pony: Why would Jack leave us like this?
Mayor: I don't know. He's too awesome to do something this low.
Zero: *Barking*
Witch pony: Hear that?
Vampire pony: It's Zero. And, I think I see a car.
Jack: *Returns in blue corvette*
Ponies: Yay! Jack's back! We missed you! How is it going?
Jack: Thank 你 all. How do 你 like my set of wheels? A blue 1975 Corvette does very nicely for me.
Mayor: At least your back Jack. Where have 你 been?
Jack: Gather a town meeting, and I'll tell everypony!

2 B continued
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At CIE Headquarters

Con: Is P in his office?
Moneybit: Yeah, but he's a little busy.
Con: Alright. I heard he had a mission for me, and I decided to come down as soon as possible.
Moneybit: *Hears phone ring, and answers* Hello?
P: Let him in.
Moneybit: He'll see 你 now Mr. Mane.
Con: Right. *Walks into office* Good morning sir.
P: Likewise Con. What do 你 know about Discord?
Con: We've had a very long history. First, he tried to launch a bunch of missiles at Germany, and Mexico, to make it look like they were waging war against each other. Then, he killed my wife, half an 小时 after we got married....
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