Back at 万圣节前夕 Town, the mayor was panicking
Mayor: We've got to find Jack!! He hasn't been here for a day, and the 下一个 万圣节前夕 won't be here for another 365 days!
Werewolf pony: 364!
Mayor: We need to find him immediately!
Vampire 小马 1: We searched everywhere.
Vampire 小马 2: Even through the 南瓜 patch!
Vampire 小马 3: I stepped in a 南瓜 to.
Mayor: Well he's not here! We need to raise the alarm!!
Police: *raise alarm*
Sally: *hears alarm* Oh no.
Professor Something: What is it?
Sally: Nothing.
Professor Something: Good. Now hurry up with my lunch!
Sally: *making lunch* I've got to get out of here. But how? *sees sleeping potion* Hmmm *places potion in Professor's lunch* Eek, it smells. *grabs frog's breath* This oughta work! *puts Frog's breath in lunch*
Professor Something: Sally?! Hurry up, for the last time!!
Sally: It's finished. *brings lunch to professor*
Professor Something: Ah, worm's wart! My 最喜爱的 汤 *smells frog's breath* Frog's breath? What did 你 put in here?
Sally: Nothing.
Professor Something: Then why don't 你 try it? *hands spoon to Sally*
Sally: Hmmm. I'm not hungry thank 你 *knocks over spoon* Oops.
Professor Something: Ugh. You're so clumsy.
Sally: *grabs spoon with holes*
Professor Something: *does not notice*
Sally: *places spoon in soup* *eats soup* Mmmm, see? Now 你 try it.
For a second, the professor thought about it, then grabbed the bowl, and poured the 汤 right into his mouth. Shortly after that, the professor fell asleep
Back at Town hall
Ponies: *falling asleep* Ugh.
树 pony: Why would Jack leave us like this?
Mayor: I don't know. He's too awesome to do something this low.
Zero: *Barking*
Witch pony: Hear that?
Vampire pony: It's Zero. And, I think I see a car.
Jack: *Returns in blue corvette*
Ponies: Yay! Jack's back! We missed you! How is it going?
Jack: Thank 你 all. How do 你 like my set of wheels? A blue 1975 Corvette does very nicely for me.
Mayor: At least your back Jack. Where have 你 been?
Jack: Gather a town meeting, and I'll tell everypony!
2 B continued
Mayor: We've got to find Jack!! He hasn't been here for a day, and the 下一个 万圣节前夕 won't be here for another 365 days!
Werewolf pony: 364!
Mayor: We need to find him immediately!
Vampire 小马 1: We searched everywhere.
Vampire 小马 2: Even through the 南瓜 patch!
Vampire 小马 3: I stepped in a 南瓜 to.
Mayor: Well he's not here! We need to raise the alarm!!
Police: *raise alarm*
Sally: *hears alarm* Oh no.
Professor Something: What is it?
Sally: Nothing.
Professor Something: Good. Now hurry up with my lunch!
Sally: *making lunch* I've got to get out of here. But how? *sees sleeping potion* Hmmm *places potion in Professor's lunch* Eek, it smells. *grabs frog's breath* This oughta work! *puts Frog's breath in lunch*
Professor Something: Sally?! Hurry up, for the last time!!
Sally: It's finished. *brings lunch to professor*
Professor Something: Ah, worm's wart! My 最喜爱的 汤 *smells frog's breath* Frog's breath? What did 你 put in here?
Sally: Nothing.
Professor Something: Then why don't 你 try it? *hands spoon to Sally*
Sally: Hmmm. I'm not hungry thank 你 *knocks over spoon* Oops.
Professor Something: Ugh. You're so clumsy.
Sally: *grabs spoon with holes*
Professor Something: *does not notice*
Sally: *places spoon in soup* *eats soup* Mmmm, see? Now 你 try it.
For a second, the professor thought about it, then grabbed the bowl, and poured the 汤 right into his mouth. Shortly after that, the professor fell asleep
Back at Town hall
Ponies: *falling asleep* Ugh.
树 pony: Why would Jack leave us like this?
Mayor: I don't know. He's too awesome to do something this low.
Zero: *Barking*
Witch pony: Hear that?
Vampire pony: It's Zero. And, I think I see a car.
Jack: *Returns in blue corvette*
Ponies: Yay! Jack's back! We missed you! How is it going?
Jack: Thank 你 all. How do 你 like my set of wheels? A blue 1975 Corvette does very nicely for me.
Mayor: At least your back Jack. Where have 你 been?
Jack: Gather a town meeting, and I'll tell everypony!
2 B continued
苹果白兰地 as Rorshach,
Fluttershy as Nite owl II,
Pinkie Pie as The Comedian,
Twilight Sparkle as Dr.Manhattan,
彩虹 dash as Ozymandias, and
Rarity as Silk Spectre II.
Excerpt from chapter one:
Rorshach: Dog carcass in an alley way this morning, hoove track on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me, I have seen it`s true face. The streets are extended gutters, and the drains are full of blood and when the gutters finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up around their waists, and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!!!" and I`ll whisper "neigh"