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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It's the 11th Con Mane story, and it begins in Berlin Germany. Con's best friend Fenix Lighter, an agent for the German Secret Service, M.I.3 is on his way to a marriage. Con, and another 小马 is with him, until they run into trouble....

I was actually typing that while listening to the 星, 星级 wars theme song! 哈哈

Fenix: Are we almost there? How do I look?
Con: Relax Fenix.
German pony75: *flies near them*
German pony23: 嘿 look, there's a message.
Con: *reads it* Follow me.
German pony23: *follows*
German pony75: *lands*
Fenix: *gets out* What the fuck happened?
German pony75: Sanchez escaped, he's at the airport.
Con: Hang on, I'll be right back. *teleports to airport*
Sanchez: We have an intruder!!
Russians: *shoot at Con*
Con: *take cover*
Sanchez: Is the bike ready?
Russian pony53: Yeah, move!!
Sanchez: *rides away*
Con: *gets back to car* Everypony in now!
Germans: *get in car*
Con: *teleports on highway* Sanchez is on a green EMW
German pony23: I'm on it! *drives car*
Sanchez: *weaves through traffic*
German pony23: I see him!
Con: Alright, keep driving. I'm getting on the roof! *gets on roof*
German pony23: *drives faster*
Con: *gets rope*
Sanchez: What the?!
Con: *ties up Sanchez*
Sanchez: *falls off bike*
Con: I got him!
Fenix: He got him!!
German pony23: Wunderbar, but we won't get to the wedding on time!
Con: Oh yes we will! *teleports them to wedding*
Bride: Fenix, where did 你 come from?
Fenix: Magic, what are we all waiting for? Let's start this!
Germans: Ja. *arrest Sanchez*

This is just the beginning of

License To Murder

Starring
Doughtnut Joe..............................Con Mane
Mr. Sanchez.................................Himself
Cranky Doodle Donkey................Dario
Roseluck......................................Fenix's wife
Fenix Lighter................................Himself
彩虹 Dash.............................Rain Bouvier
Pinkie Pie.....................................P
Vinyl Scratch...............................Tara
Spike............................................S
Lyra Heartstrings..........................Moneybit
Germans......................................Good guys
Russians.......................................Bad guys

Cars provided 由

Marecedez
EMW
Dodge
Chevronet
PMC
Ponybilt
Vriendscoupe
Lunicorn

The night after the marriage was when the ponies were partying.

Con: Congrats Fenix.
Fenix: Danke my friend. Me, and Roseluck have a gift for you.
Roseluck: It's a cigarette lighter.
Con: Oh wow. Thanks 你 two.
Roseluck: *grabs flower* He loves me,
Fenix: Come on, of course I 爱情 you.
Con: I have to go *gets in car*
Roseluck: Con wait!
Con: *drives off*
Roseluck: Is he ok?
Fenix: He was married once, but that was a long time ago.

At the Berlin jail

Sanchez: *playing harmonica*
Copper 43: Shut up!
Sanchez: Fine.
Russians: *storm in jail* Where's Sanchez?!
Warden: I'm not telling you!
Russians: *kill warden* Let's find his cell.
Coppers: *shoot two russians*
other three russians: *kill coppers* Let's go Sanchez *busts down door*
Sanchez: Thanks 你 three. Let's get out of here A.S.A.P. I have somepony to visit.

Back at Fenix's place

Fenix: *hears car pull into driveway* Con?
Russians: *K.O. Fenix*
Roseluck: Fenix?! What's happening?!
Russians: Shut up! *slap Roseluck*

The russians kidnapped Fenix, and took him to a warehouse

Fenix: What is this?
Russian pony65: We're making 你 pay for what you've done!
Fenix: What are 你 talking about?
Sanchez: 你 sent me to jail, remember?
Fenix: No! I don't
Sanchez: That's great... kill him
Russians: *open trap doors*
Fenix: *falls in water*
Sharks: *eat Fenix*
Fenix: AAAAAAAAHHHHH! nien, nien- AAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Con was at the airport about to make his way back to Canterlot when...

German pony23: *walks into airport*
Con: I'd like one ticket to Canterlot, Equestria.
german pony88: Sure.
German pony23: Con, come over here, quick!
Con: I have to go!
German pony88: But, your ticket!
Con: What is it?
German pony23: Fenix has gone missing, and his wife is beat up badly!
Con: Let's go then.

They arrived at Fenix's house

Con: Wait here, I'll be right back.
Roseluck: Con!
Con: Roseluck, what happened?
Roseluck: Some russians came here, and kidnapped Fenix, then brought his body back here.
Con: *spots body* There's a note.

He disagreed with something that ate him

Con: I think he's still breathing.
Roseluck: He's still alive? Oh thank celestia!
Con: I gotta go find those sick bastards that killed Fenix. Who was it?
Roseluck: Sanchez, and his ponies.
Con: Great, where are they now?

3 hours later at a bar near some water

Con: *rides 船, 小船 to bar*
Waiter: Hello sir, can I tie up your 船, 小船 for you?
Con: Sure. Is there somepony here named Rain Bouvier?
Waiter: Oh yeah, she's a blue pegasus with a 彩虹 mane. Can't be too hard to spot her.
Con: Right, thanks *walks into bar*

20 秒 later

Con: Are 你 Rain Bouvier?
Rain: Yeah, what's it 2 ya?
Con: I am Mane. Con Mane, my best friend Fenix Lighter works for the same organization 你 do, and Sanchez's gang nearly killed him.
Rain: Who do 你 work for Con? Are 你 a spy?
Con: Yeah, for the C.I.E.
Rain: Well I think we can work together.
Con: Good.
Dario: *walks in bar*
Rain: Oh damnit!
Con: What is it?
Rain: It's Sanchez's right hand man, Dario.
Con: And he's brought company.
Waitress: 嘿 there, anything I can get you?
Con: Two beers, that's all.
Waitress: Alrighty, coming right up.
Dario: Good evening Miss Bouvier.
Rain: Hi Dario. I see 你 brought company.
Dario: Seven russians. 你 can't escape this time.
Con: You've tried to catch her before?
Dario: Mind your business, but I will tell 你 I've tried to catch her 41 times!
Con: Wow.
Rain: Waitress!
everypony: *puts away weapons*
Waitress: Here 你 go *puts tray on table* That'll be $3.50. Anything I can get for your friends?
Russian captain: Let me get it *heads toward Con*
Con: *K.O's captain* He's had enough, thank you.
Waitress: Oh, um ok *walks away*
Rain: How did 你 get here?
Con: 由 boat.
Rain: Where is it?
Con: Behind that 墙 *attacks Dario*
dario: Now!!
Russians: *head toward Rain*
Rain: *grabs shotgun* Eat this *shoots two russians*
Russian leiutenant: *runs toward Rain*
Con: *K.O's leiutenant*
Rain: Thanks.
Dario: *grabs Rain*
Rain: *flips Dario over*
Russians: *grab swordfish*
Con: *dodge fish*
Russians: Charge!!! RRAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!
Con: *dodges fish*
Russians: again! RRAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! *hit Con*
Rain: *K.Os russians*
Con: Touche
Dario: *grabs Rain's shotgun*
Rain: *hits Dario, and shoots hole in wall* Get it started.
Con: *runs to boat*
Rain: *walks slowly to hole*
Con: *starts boat*
Rain: *flies to boat*
Con: *drives boat*
Dario: *shoots Rain*
Rain: Ah! *falls on floor*
Con: *shoots at Dario*

They got away, but the 船, 小船 ran out of gas after their escape

Con: Well this is great.
Rain: You're a unicorn. Can't 你 make the engine run without gasoline?
Con: Can't 你 learn how to die? How did 你 survive getting shot?
Rain: Flak jacket.
Con: Oh, cool.
Rain: Yeah.
Con: So where are we heading now?
Rain: I don't know, but I'm sure we've got time for a little something. *grabs Con*
Con: I see where this is going *kisses Rain*
Rain: *kisses Con*

Con & Rain went to a city called svoboda. Mr. Sanchez was there, and had plans to continue his business, but what was it?

Con: We need to know what we're dealing with, but first, gambling! *sits at poker table*
Rain: Of course!
Dealer: Hello, how may I help you?
Con: I shall put in $50 for chips.
Dealer: Ok. *deals cards*
Rain: How is this going to get us information about Sanchez?
Con: Oh don't worry, it will *takes cards*

In Canterlot

P: Where is Con?! He was suppsed to be here 8 hours ago! WHERE IS HE?!!?
S: How should I know? Moneybit, do 你 know?
Moneybit: Let me check his tracking device.
Con: Oh crap, hold on *turns off tracking device*
Moneybit: Shit!
S: What is it?
Moneybit: I only saw it for a second, but I'm sure he's in Svoboda.
S: *grabs bag* Well then I must get him.
P: Take me with you!
S: Take this *throws watch* 你 can talk to him when I find him.
P: ok *hops to kitchen*

Back to Svoboda

Con: I see your $20, and raise 你 $30!
Rain: You're going all in?! Are 你 insane?
Con: No, I'm a winner
Dealer: And the $350 goes to Con Mane.
Con: What did I tell you? I'm a winner.
Rain: Good job. Now that 你 got us 更多 money, what should we do?
Con: Let's not talk about the money, and get a hotel room. We'll need to stay here for a few days.

Upstairs in a secret room

Sanchez: Who was that 小马 who won the entire pot?
Russian pony67: I don't know, but I do know he was with Rain Bouvier.
Sanchez: Rain Bouvier is here?!?
Russian pony67: That is what I just said, yes.
Sanchez: Well then we have to get her to tell us who she's hanging out with. He could also be in her organization! Tara! Get over here!!
Tara: What do 你 want?
Sanchez: I want 你 to go find a 彩虹 maned pegasus, and find out what 你 can about her friend.
Tara: I don't work for you, I live with you.
Sanchez: Shut up! 你 do exactly what I say if 你 don't wanna get whipped.
Tara: Fine, I'll do it!

After 40 分钟 of doing uh, stuff.. Con & Rain went to play 更多 poker.

Con: I'll let 你 play this time.
Rain: I don't know if I can win.
Con: Nonsense, 你 hate losing right?
Rain: Right.
Con: So why can't 你 win?
Rain: Fine, I'll do it. *sits at table*
Waiter: Can I get anypony something?
Con: I'll have a milkshake, stirred, not shaken.
Waiter: Very well.
Tara: Excuse me sir.
Con: What do 你 want?
Tara: I was wondering if 你 could help me with something.
Con: No *walks back to table*
Dealer: Hey, is there somepony named Con Mane?
Con: That's me, why?
Dealer: Someone called, and 说 he was a friend of yours. He's in your hotel room.
Rain: I won!
Con: Perfect, cuz we have to go now. *runs*
Rain: What is it?
Con: Somepony might be trying to kill us!

At the hotel room

Con: *grabs gun* Wait here until I tell 你 to.
Rain: Ok
Con: *walks toward door, rams into it, and pushes S on the floor*
S: Really 0007!
Con: S?! What the fuck are 你 doing here? I might have killed you!
S: Well I'm on leave! I thought I'd stop by, and see how 你 were getting along.
Con: *helps S up* Are 你 alright?
S: Yes, of course.
Con: How'd 你 find me?
S: Moneybit of course, she's worried sick about you.
Con: Look S, this is no place for you. Go home.
S: Don't say that 0007, I know exactly what you're up to, and quite frankly you're gonna need my help. Remember, if it hadn't been for the S branch, 你 would've been dead long ago.
Rain: Is everything ok?
Con: It's fine, just my quartermaster.
Rain: He's a baby dragon.
S: Yeah, problem? Because if there is, I can kill 你 easily.
Con: Flak jacket, 或者 not.
Rain: Right, uh... What are 你 doing here?
S: Giving 0007 his equipment.
Rain: Who's 0007?
Con: I am, that's what they call me anyway.
S: Exactly, now where were we?
Con: 你 wanted to 显示 me some stuff?
S: Oh yes, four clips of ammo for your Nambu pistol. A pen that shoots poisonous darts, grenades, and a rifle.
Con: A Kar98k, interesting.
S: It's not just a Kar98 rifle, hold this part with your right hoof
Con: *holds it*
S: Now hold it with your left
Con: *holds it*
S: Now you're the only one that can use it.
Rain: 你 说 he was your quartermaster?
Con: Yes he is.
S: And I hope 你 don't mind, but I'm staying with you, even if I get fired for it.
Con: Alrighty then. 你 can stay.
S: YAY!!!!

Con, and his 老友记 found out that Mr. Sanchez smuggled drugs out of Svoboda into other places in the world, and the way he did it, was illegal.

Sanchez: *drives past S*
S: Rain, do 你 copy?
Rain: I copy. What's the skinny?
S: Sanchez is in a convoy with two sedans, and a bus.
Rain: An actual bus?!
S: No, just a Vriendscoupe bus.
Rain: Oh, thank god.
Con: She's not used to cars. Just flying.
S: I'll keep that in mind.
Rain: *flies above cars*
Con: Why are 你 carrying me again?
Rain: So we can go over the plan. We'll be disguised as tourists, and then we infiltrate Sanchez's plan.
Con: Great.
Rain: We're here.
Con: Thank god, I felt like 你 were going to drop me the entire time.
Sanchez: Welcome my visitors. How is everypony today?
Con: Good.
Sanchez: Excellent, because 你 will be 给 a tour of my drug facility.
Rain: Aw yeah.
Sanchez: Helping me with the tour is my right hand man, and a donkey, Dario.
Dario: Hello, follow me.
Tourists: *follow*
Dario: Here is where we load our drugs into trucks. They're all tankers so that no one can find out what it is.
Sanchez: They'll all think it's gasoline, so they won't bother to look inside.
Tourists: Ooh *take down notes*
Dario: Now if 你 walk up these stairs, you'll see the drugs go directly into our trucks. It's awesome, isn't it?
Rain: Soo awesome
Dario: Don't get too excited, there is still 更多 to be looked at inside this room.
Con: (I'll bet, which is something I'm really good at)
Dario: Now that we're inside, let us 显示 你 something. Since 你 all decided to not only visit, but buy our drugs, we'll deliver it to 你 once 你 get back to your homes.
Sanchez: And you'll get a souvenir as well. *sets paper on fire* A free paper shredder. This is actually a glass cylinder with some of the drugs you'll recieve.
Con: *throws cylinder*
Sanchez: THE BUILDING IS ON FIRE!!! RUN!
Tourists: *running*
Dario: *hits Con*
Sanchez: *grabs gun*
Rain: *hits Sanchez*
Con: *grabs rifle*
Dario: *grabs rifle* Why won't this shoot?!
Con: Cuz it's mine *takes rifle*
Dario: *pushes Con onto conveyor belt*
Con: *falls*
Sanchez: I got the mare, let's finish this loser off.
Con: *teleports into truck*
Dario: Where did he go?
Russian pony56: All trucks may leave the 下载 湾
Russians: *drive trucks*
Con: *drives truck*
Dario: He's driving one of our trucks!!
Rain: *kills Dario* See ya *flies away*
Sanchez: Damnit! Where is my car?

Warning, this has a extremely intense car chase. If 你 don't like intense action then do not read

Russians: *driving trucks*
Con: *driving behind them*
Russian trucker1: Who is that pony?
Sanchez: Attention, Con Mane has stolen one of our trucks. Stop him at all costs!
Russian trucker 1: I see him! *slows down*
Russian pony45: *driving bus*
Russian pony89: Stop!
Russian pony45: *stops* Get the rocket launchers, they're in the trunk.
Russian pony89: *grabs rocket launcher*
Russian trucker 1: *rams Con*
Con: *rams trucker*
Citizen 8975: *spins off road*
Con: *rams truck into canyon*
Construction worker: Wave that flag so the truck won't hit this ramp.
Construction worker2: Ok
Russian pony89: He's getting close *aims rocket*
Con: *goes faster*
Russian pony89: *shoots rocket*
Con: *gets truck on one side*
Construction workers: Aaaahh *runs away*
Russian pony89: How did I miss?!
Con: *drives toward them*
Russians: *run toward bus*
Con: *lands truck on bus*
Rain: *flies above* Oh man!
Con: *driving toward other truckers*
Russian trucker 2: *grabs mini uzi*
Con: *hits truck*
Russian trucker 2: *shoots tires on trailer*
Con: *stops truck*
Russian unicorns: *teleports near Con* Fire! *shoot at Con*
Rain: *throws grenade*
Russians: Where did this come from?! *die*
Con: Nice work Rain!
Rain: Your welcome!
Con: *unhitches trailer, then drives truck*
Sanchez: Take the wheel of my car, I'm going in that bigrig!
Russian pony90: How?
Sanchez: With wings idiot! *flies into big rig*
Russian trucker 3: Sir!
Sanchez: Keep driving, forget I'm here.
Con: *gets behind 2nd truck*
Russian trucker 2: *shoots windows*
Con: *pushes truck off road*
Russian trucker 2: Oh great!
2nd truck: *explodes*
Sanchez: Now he's heading towards us, floor it!
Russian trucker 3: *goes faster*
Con: *catches up*
Sanchez: Of course! HE has no trailer, so he can go faster then us!
Con: *gets behind 3rd truck*
Sanchez: *shoots at Con*
Con: *sets his truck to cruise control*
Russian trucker 3: Oh great! A hill!
Con: *jumps onto 3rd truck*
Sanchez: He's on the trailer! *shoots at Con*
Con: *sets charge on trailer*
Sanchez: What is he doing?
Con: *teleports off truck*
Sanchez: Hah! He left. That wimp couldn't deal with us!
Con: *detonates charge*
Russian trucker 3: *drives off cliff*
Con: do svidaniya Sanchez!
Sanchez: *flies up* 你 forgot I'm a pegasus!
Con: Oh shit *hits Sanchez*
Sanchez: *kicks Con*
Con: *breaks Sanchez's wings*
Sanchez: *falls on street*
Bus driver: *drives toward them*
Sanchez: *shoots driver*
driver: *flips bus over*
Con: *kicks Sanchez*
Sanchez: *makes fuel leak, but doesn't know*
Con: *pushes Sanchez into gasoline*
Sanchez: *hits Con*
Con: *breaks Sanchez's arm*
Sanchez: All this! 你 did all this for what purpose?
Con: For a friend *grabs lighter, and sets Sanchez on fire*
Rain: *flies toward Con* How about getting us back home?
Con: Yes sir!
Rain: *laughs*

1 and a half days later

Fenix: The doctor says I'll be out in a few weeks.
Con: Hey, congrats on surviving a 鲨鱼 bite, those aren't usual!
Fenix: Thanks my friend, I just hope Roseluck is alright.
Roseluck: I'm right here Fenix
Con: We have to go now, bye *hangs up*
Fenix: *hangs up* What a great pony.
Roseluck: So what do 你 wanna do now?
Con: *spots Rain* Jump in the pool *jumps in pool*
Rain: 你 got me wet!
Con: Sorry. Can I help 你 dry off?
Rain: Without magic? Sure
Con: *hugs Rain*
Rain: *kisses Con*

The End

Con Mane will return
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bob, and Emily returned home.

Emily: Well, that was a fun cruise.
Bob: *Being sarcastic* Yeah, especially the part where 随意 ponies ask for 随意 items.
Emily: Perhaps some TV might help you. *Turns on TV* Let's see what's on.
TV Pony: Walt 迪士尼 has gone bankrupt creating the movie Frozen, which turned out to be the worst animated film ever.
Emily: Enjoy that, I'm gonna go get groceries. *Leaves apartment*
Bob: Yeah, but I'm not watching a review about some stupid cartoon that nopony likes. *Changes channel*

Ponies On The Rails came on the television

Gordon: *Loading baggage on train*
Pete:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After lunch, Bob went in his room to relax, while Emily, and a few other ponies went on a scavenger hunt around the ship. Soon, Bob heard somepony knocking on his door.

Bob: Come in.
Mildred: *Comes in* I need your help with something.
Bob: What's the matter?
Mildred: It's Burt. He's been bothering me since we came here. I told him not to call me mum, but he got angry with me.
Bob: He didn't try to hurt you, did he?
Mildred: No, but he's probably looking for me, and then he'll hurt me.
Bob: I'll make sure he doesn't hurt you.
Random Pony: *Knocking on door*
Mildred: That's probably him!
Bob: *Opens...
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added by karinabrony
video
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Previously, Bob was on a luxury cruise liner with Emily, his wife. On that cruise, they met two ponies named Burt, and Mildred.

Burt: 你 know what I like to get all the time?
Bob: Potatoes?
Burt: No, that's the Irish. I like to get the salad.
Mildred: And I get steak.
Burt: Maybe, this time 你 should have the 沙拉 with me mum.
Emily: 沙拉 sounds nice.
Bob: I have to agree with Mildred, the 牛扒, 牛排 sounds good.
Waiter: May I take your orders.
Burt: Me, and mum will have a salad.
Mildred: Don't be daft Burt, I can order for myself. Let me have a steak.
Waiter: Okay. *Writing down orders* And...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Burt (He appears on the luxury cruise liner with Bob)
Burt (He appears on the luxury cruise liner with Bob)
The 下一个 day, Bob came to work. Carol had a gift for his vacation tomorrow.

Bob: Hello.
Boss & Carol: 嘿 Bob. We have your present.
Bob: What is it?
Carol: *Shows gift* Some wine, for you, and your wife.
Bob: Thanks. How old is this wine?
Carol: It's from last Tuesday.
Bob: Oh.
Sam: *Arrives* Hello Bob.
Bob: Hi Sam, have a 座位 in my office, I'll be right with you.
Sam: *Sees wine* What's the vintage on that? I'll bet it's from 1936.
Bob: Last tuesday.
Sam: Oh. Doesn't taste as good as a '36, but okay. *Goes to office*
Bob: Well, I really like the gift 你 have 给 me, and I want to thank...
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The last solstice

Chapter 37: Fair trade


The dungeons were beneath Canterlot Castle, carved deep within the mountain which the capital sat on. The cells were empty most of the time, there was no need for them since the royal sisters came to power a thousand years ago. Of course, a few criminals and villains were accommodated there from time to time; the crude engravings on the walls testified for that. Names, crooked drawings, lines representing days, months and years. Even Silent Hoof, the infamous burglar was a guest in one of the small cells.

The stone walls were cold and moist, and the temperature...
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The last solstice

Chapter 36: Flashpoint


Two days... It was 更多 than enough for her to chart Celestia's habits. She was wondering why she didn't do it sooner. Nopony was aware of her presence, not even the Princess. There were plenty of opportunities to complete her task. They were alone in the library. The premise was perfect. Dark corners for dark deeds... Celestia was 迷失 in the books, pursuing a frivolous goal. She wasn't paying attention to her surroundings. It was almost too easy. She couldn't have tricked her like that 13 years ago. The assassin locked her eyes on the target. Celestia...
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posted by SkyheartPegasus
Ok, yes, intro after the first part. I forgot. So yeah.

A whole year, after Shining Armor and Cadence's wedding, the Mane 6 are going to their anniversary. They will meet tough dangers along the way. Who knows what...

~~Characters~~
Twilight Sparkle
彩虹 Dash
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
Applejack
Rarity
Cadence
Shining Armor
Celestia
Luna
Chrysalis
Shadow Mist (OC)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Part 1: link
posted by Seanthehedgehog
I was carrying a M249 machine gun, and a .44 magnum. I had to stop Discord's army from doing any damage, and that's exactly what I was going to do.

Italians: *resting in castle*
Sean: *Walking up towards Castle*
Italian Soldier: *Spots Sean* I see him.
Italians: E 'quasi qui, preparatevi!
Sean: *hears shouting* Italians. They really 爱情 shouting at each other.
Italian Soldier: *Throws grenade*
Sean: Whoa *Runs away*
Italian Soldier: Gettare più granate!
Italians: *Gathering grenades*
Sean: *Shoots Italian soldier 由 window*
Italian Soldier: *Dies while pulling pin on grenade*
Italian Captain:...
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added by karinabrony
a few days passed,all with the same enjoyment of every activity,even if in some of them,we got last place,i always encourage them that its alright,its the least i can do for the things they did to change me...and now its time for training

here we are at Ponyville Ace Academy Campus II,going through the halls of the building to the Computer Room on the 秒 floor

"well here we are then" one of the Journalism adviser mumbled "okay,kids,just take a 座位 in one of those chairs 下一个 to the computers and lets get started"

i started to look over the 太空 to see where i wanted to go,when somepony called...
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posted by SkyheartPegasus
This is a fanfiction taking place a 年 after A Canterlot Wedding. Who knows what could happen at Shining and Cadence's anniversary?

--Note: This has both OCs and real chars.--

It was a nice 日 in Equestria. The Mane 6 were at the train, getting prepared for Prince Shining Armor and Princess Cadence's wedding anniversary.

"I can't wait to see Shining and Cadence!" exclaimed Twilight, packing up her saddlebags.

"It's tootalllyyy gonna be a blast!" Pinkie said, putting her party canon in her bag.

Rarity stuffed some dresses in her packages Spike carried. They're gonna 爱情 these dresses! she thought....
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
My Name Is Slash...
I lived in Canterlot... But my mother died and I needed to 移动 to Ponyville... to my dad... Im not normal 15 years old Stalion... Im a detective... I wantet to be detective because of.... one thing...

Year 1995 - Dream World

White Stalion - *have 刀 in one hoof and Mare in another hoof* HAHAHA! I WILL SAVE HER!
Police - Stop it! What do 你 want
Stalion - my god...
Mare - w-what the hell where we are
Slash Mom - ...
Slash - ugh...
Police - What 你 want?
White Stalion - hahaha... hahahahaha...
Police - ...
White Stalion - HAHAHAHAHAHA I WILL SAVE HER~!!! I WILL SAVE 你 ALL!!!
Detective...
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posted by Canada24
LATER!

"Why are 你 so sure I can find 你 gems?" Sweetie 钟, 贝尔 asked, as she was needed to travel with the diamond dogs.

"Your Rarity's sister. So she probably showed 你 how to do that gem finding spell" Rover said.

As it turned out, this wasn't false, Rarity DID teach her the gem finding spell.

"Fine.. But on one condition" Sweetie 钟, 贝尔 insisted.

"What NOW" Rover groaned.

"You have to piggy back me" Sweetie 钟, 贝尔 told him.

"Wha- No!" Rover cried.

"Piggy back me! Piggy back me!" Sweetie 钟, 贝尔 cried stubbornly.

"There's no way in hell I'm giving 你 a piggy back!" Rover cried annoyedly.


Ironically, and with great annoyance to him, Rover is shown having to piggy back Sweetie Bell.

Rover was angrily mumbling to himself, the whole way.

"SLOW DOWN! I want to get there! But I want to get there ALIVE!" Sweetie 钟, 贝尔 cried annoyingly, from on 最佳, 返回页首 of Rover.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose got all the decorations they needed, and Pete told everypony about the party. On the 日 that Bartholomew returned, he was tired.

Bartholomew: Good thing it's 7 PM. That means I can go straight home. *Opens door to station*
Ponies: SURPRISE!!!!
Bartholomew: Whoa. A surprise party for me?
Pete: Red Rose told me 你 were planning on leaving the railroad, so I wanted to wish 你 the best of luck on your future job.
Orion: I'll make sure that Pete doesn't kill 你 when 你 leave.
Pete: Orion, be quiet.
Bartholomew: Thanks. I don't know what to say.
Pete: How about 你 choose which part of...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After yet another mishap with freight cars carrying chemicals, Pete had a serious talk with Orion.

Pete: I know 你 want to get fired on purpose, but you've gone way too far with this!
Orion: So will I get fired now?
Pete: Fired?! I'm having 你 sent to jail! *Gets on phone*
Operator: Operator?
Pete: This is the Union Pacific train station. Get me the police.
Police Ponies: *Arrive*
Pete: What took 你 so long?
Police Sargent: Is this the 小马 that caused the explosion? *Points at Orion*
Pete: Yeah, that's him.
Orion: *Sees train about to pass station* You'll never catch me alive 你 motherfuckers....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Hello. About a 年 ago, I wrote this fanfic called MLP: Mafias Are Dangerous. Me, and Someonebutnoone worked together, and he let me use his OC named Dan. Here it is again.

Since Twilight Sparkle became a princess, she made some idiotic decisions. She tried to steal Pinkie Pie's treasure in Pinkie's Treasure Hunt, but now she created a law that made many ponies go apeshit. No 小马 can drink alcoholic beverages.

Many ponies formed a mafia, and there were six of them in Manehattan.

The Ponyville mafia was lead 由 彩虹 Dash, and Dan.

The Manehattan mafia was lead 由 a 小马 named Nickel Lesscage....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Connor
Connor
In Bringham City, May 8, 1869. 10 miles east of Promontory Utah.

Pete's great grandfather was named Connor.

Mercury: 嘿 Connor, get over here.
Connor: *Walks over to Mercury* Yeah?
Mercury: We need to take extra special care of this. *Shows golden spike*
Connor: Why is that golden?
Mercury: We're using this as the last spike for the Transcontinental Railroad. When we meet up with the Central Pacific, we'll use this on the line.
Connor: Great, but who would want to steal this?
Mercury: Oh, I don't know, a few robbers, some Indians. 你 know, anypony that's obsessed with gold.
Connor: Okay, I understand...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 29

The 搜索 For The Golden Spike

June 11, 1953

It was 7:00 PM in Cheyenne. Everypony working on the Union Pacific finished their work day. However, Hawkeye, Stylo, and Pete were still sitting on a bench at the station platform. Something...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
On the way to St. Foalis, Hawkeye, and Stylo were thinking of a plan to get Gordon, and Coffee Creme to break up.

Stylo: I got it.
Hawkeye: What?
Stylo: When we return to Cheyenne, we'll hire a band to play music, have Gordon in there, and we get Snowflake to pretend to be dating Gordon.
Hawkeye: How are we getting Snowflake involved?
Stylo: Just leave it to me.

A couple of days later, Hawkeye, and Stylo returned to Cheyenne, after getting The City Of San Franciscolt to the station. After letting another crew take over, Stylo, and Hawkeye soon got to work.

Stylo: Alright. 你 get the band, and...
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