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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Previously, Gordon was being too stupid to stop at a red signal. As a result, he was close to crashing into a train.

Gordon: *shuts eyes*
Coffee Creme: *prepares to jump*

But before Coffee Creme jumped, Gordon's train stopped. It was literally half of a centimeter close to the other train.

Coffee Creme: What happened?
Gordon: I don't know, but it's completely unacceptable. Stay here, I'll be back.
Coffee Creme: I wanna go with you.
Gordon: Stay here!! I'll be back!
Coffee Creme: *sits in chair*
Gordon; *walks to other engine* It's so hot. *turns around*
Coffee Creme: *waiting*
Gordon: *comes back* Fuck it, 你 go find out what's happening.
Coffee Creme: Me?
Gordon: No, Harry Trumare. Yes you, go!
Coffee Creme: *climbs out of cab*
Gordon: *grabs shovel* Take this with 你 *throws it at Coffee Creme*
Coffee Creme: *grabs shovel*

Shortly after that, the train in front of Gordon started to move. Once it did, Percy drove up to them in a truck.

Coffee Creme: Hi Percy.
Percy: What's up Coffee? I just wanted 你 to know there was a derailment because of the track's condition. You'll have to wait for me to fix it, and then 你 can go.
Gordon: What did he say?
Coffee Creme: We have to wait for the tracks to be fixed.
Gordon: Nope. There has to be another way to get to Las Pegasus.
Percy: There isn't unless 你 want to travel backwards for twenty miles.
Gordon: It'll be quicker than waiting for 你 to fix the tracks. Get in Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: *gets in cab*
Gordon: *driving backwards*
Coffee Creme: How are we going to see which way we're going?
Gordon: When a train crashes into us, then we'll know.
Coffee Creme: Great.
Gordon: Oh, shut up. 你 got a better idea?
Coffee Creme: Oui. We put the engine on the other side, and we know which way we're going.
Gordon: Nope. That takes too long.

Eventually they were going 70 miles an hour. They would reach the alternate route in no 更多 than 15 minutes.

Coffee Creme: I'm surprised we haven't crashed yet.
Gordon: We're not going to.
Coffee Creme: I think we should just go forward. The tracks are probably fixed now.
Gordon: No, they're not. As a matter of fact, we had to wait for them to fix the track.
Coffee Creme: Still, could be worse.

Suddenly, the sound of a crashing train could be heard. Orion crashed into the back of Gordon's train.

(Everybody, say it with me)

Luckily, no one was hurt.

Except for the millions of passengers that probably just died on Orion's passenger train. Luckily, no one important was hurt.

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posted by mariofan14
*So sorry I've never made any major appearances around this club for a while now. I hope to make it up with this story, though. Enjoy.*

It was a great 日 in the Crystal Empire, and all the citizens that gleamed brightly there were having a good day. Yes, they too had their own errands to attend to, but they were still having a good time. 由 day, they would be filled with energy. 由 night, they would be fast asleep. But there would be one creepy night for their prince, Shining Armour, because something's going to get him.

One day, when he was making a trip around the castle, he accidentally bumped...
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 RingPop that Nikki and Peppermint did
RingPop that Nikki and Peppermint did
It was a beautiful day. And it was 5:00 in the morning, the birds were singing, and a cool breeze spread across PonyVille. Nikki, as usual got up at 5:30AM. After she had done her chores, took a shower, and brushed her teeth. She went directly outside with her rope. And then suddenly, her phone started to ring. When she answered it, there was an old mare on the other line. She 说 that there was a loose 狐狸 and that she needed Nikki's help right away! After she hung up, she got her tools ( A bucket, gloves, and her rope). She went running as fast as she could, but then she suddenly bumped...
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posted by applejackrocks
In Ponyville, where AJ, RD, Rarity, FS, Pinkie pie, and Twilight are in a picnic........

AJ: what a wonderful 日 to have a picnic!
Pinkie: *giggles* 你 说 it sister!
RD: 嘿 Rarity?
Rarity: Yes darling?
RD: would 你 pass me the salt......please?
Rarity: Ofcourse! (Passes salt to RD)
RD: thanks
Twilight: so, what should we do now?
Fluttershy: how about we help the 动物 with their food?
RD: Nah! Thats to boring!
AJ: how about ya'll come to mah farm?
All: yeah!

In AJ's Farm.....

Pinkie: man, i wish it would rain 浓情巧克力 milk, like last time with Discor-
Twilight: dont say his name! I hate him........
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"W-Where did he go",asked Fluttershy.

"I don't know", 说 the princess.

"I'll find him", 说 彩虹 Dash.

"No, Rainbow, we must locate the Elements of Harmony", 说 Twilight.

"Fine", 说 彩虹 as she crossed her arms.

As Twilight and the Mane 5 ran out, Princess Celestia called, "Good luck, my little ponies!"

Outside, Discord had already started his chaos. The 日 and night kept switching, the ground turned into soap, and buildings were flying in midair.

Discord was sitting in a 王座, 宝座 in the air, laughing evilly.

"Where are the Elements", asked Twilight.

"I have them."

"Give them to us."

"Now...
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My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Theme Song
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh ahh ahh ahhh…
(My Little Pony)
Twilight Sparkle: I used to wonder what friendship could be
(My Little Pony)
Until 你 all shared its magic with me
Rainbow Dash: Big adventure
Pinkie Pie: Tons of fun
Rarity: A beautiful heart
Applejack: Faithful and strong
Fluttershy: Sharing kindness,
Twilight Sparkle: It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete
You have my little ponies
Do 你 know you're all my very best friends?
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Twilight Sparkle: When I was young I was too busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not...
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