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King John
In the Limousine which was where the king was

King John: Taxes! *laughs* We make them high, and rob the poor to feed the rich!
Mclaren: Yes sir, I agree! But I must inform 你 about something important.
King John: What is it?
Mclaren: The sheriff just spotted Robin Hood. His men 迷失 him, and he's with Little John.
King John: Why do I have to fight somepony with the same name that I have?!
Mclaren: It's not my fault sir!!


Meanwhile further up the road

Robin: They'll be here soon.
LJ: OK, but why are we disguised as mares?
Robin: To fool them. Trust me, it'll work.
LJ: Alright. Let's get this over with.
Robin: *walks into road*
Police: *stop their cars*
King John: What is going on?!
Constaple: Two mares, that's what.
King John: Oooh, that sounds good. I'll let them in my limo for a while.
Robin: *enter's limo* Hey, how's it going?
KJ: Whoa!!! I knew something good would happen when we stopped.
LJ: Two good things.
KJ: You're right.
Mclaren: *thinking about something*
Robin: So, what do 你 wanna do first?
KJ: Something special.
Mclaren: You're having sex?
KJ: Stay outside. Now!
Mclaren: Alright, but I think something is fishy here! *gets out*
Robin: *gives King John a bl****b*
KJ: Oh yes! *closes eyes*
LJ: *steals money*
Robin: *continues bl****b*
KJ: Oh my, you're good! That's enough.
Robin: *stops* It's about time we go anyway
LJ: Yeah *leaves*
Robin: *leaves*
KJ: Mclaren, 你 can come back in now!
Mclaren: Good, because one of them 偷了 your money!
KJ: What?!! *notices something* Shit! Those two are Robin 兜帽, 罩, 发动机罩 & Little John! AFTER THEM!!!!

Every car started going after the two stallions disguised as mares, until the King's car got a flat tire, thanks to Little John

limo driver: *hits other cars*
KJ: UNNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!!
Mclaren: I tried to warn you! But 你 ignored me, 你 dunce!
KJ: Shut the buck up *punches Mclaren*

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 Robin disguised as mare
Robin disguised as mare
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