小马宝莉 Article: The New Era... PART 12

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posted by SomeoneButNoone

Natalia (Pro fackt - Shadow 爱情 this OC Pro fact 2 my GF OC Pro Fact 3 I DONT KNOW WHY I DOING PRO FACTS uhhhh)

Natalia (Pro fackt - Shadow love this OC Pro fact 2 my GF OC Pro Fact 3 I DONT KNOW WHY I DOING PRO FACTS uhhhh)

Natalia - Long time dont see
Dan - y-yea long time hehe
Natalia - -_-
Dan - OH COMON DONT SAY WE GONNA TALK ABO- *hear expolion* ok 你 know better get out from solar empire...
In GEA Hedquater number 5 (In Ponyville)
Natalia - WHY 你 DO THIS
Dan - OH COMON NO MY FAULT YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS KILLED ON WAR I WAS ON "NO" ABOUT WAR!
Natalia - BUT 你 FATHER DO THIS WAR!
Dan - FUCK MY FATHER HE IS DUPASS *punch wall* Im sorry about my father BUT HE IS JUST A FUCKIN STUPID IDIOT!
Natalia - why 你 talking about 你 father t-
Dan - BECAUSE HE DONT CARE ABOUT ANYTHINK... no like our family... *open family book* I gonna re- WOW!
Natalia - Whats wrong?
Dan : well we have find my ancestry tresure
Natalia - WHAT?
Dan : I just read about my ancestry SneakHoofs he was a thief... he steal many thinks and throw it into one valute... well its my ancestry tresure... WO HOO!
Natalia - What?
Dan - ... realy... uhhh we gonna find tresure and I find tom 2 of my family book!
Natalia - oh... well... WOO HOOO
ACT IV
Dan ancestry tresure aka "Operation : SneakHoof Valute"
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Dan house
Time - 20:20
Dan - *trying to find where is vaulte*
Natalia - *knock doors* can I in?
Dan - yup...
Natalia - *entering house* wow 你 realy want to find this valute... uhhh... can I sleep here I dont have where stop... I dont have bits
Dan - Of course! 你 my best freind!
Natalia - yea friends...
Dan - NO NO NO! uhhh there no way we pass without atencion under russia barracks
Natalia - maybay this *poin at tunel*
Dan - 你 AMAIZING!
郁金香 - *knock doors* 嘿 dan!
Dan - 嘿 get in whats matter
郁金香 - ahh nothink just come for looking at plan
Dan - well we get in tunel and we sneak like SneakHoofs into Russian base... 下一个 we enter valute and BAM we have tresure!
郁金香 - cool... oh we making party tooday!
Dan - well cool... we going on it!

T.B.C. (or nor)

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SomeoneButNoone Oh and if anypony what to be Shadow girlfriend XD he is lonley... he want to punch me about I write this bout... a fk him *bitch please*

Seanthehedgehog I don't know why I'm doing profacts!

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Slycall part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Previoulsy, Con tried to find out who Vetrice was working for. But upon seeing Vetrice, he ended up killing him, shortly after an attempt of murder.

Now Con is at a casino, playing poker.

Koreans: Where is he?
blue headed griffon: *goes to Con* Hello.
Con: Hi.
blue headed griffon: I watched 你 prevent an assasination. I'm Blu 由 the way, and 你 are?
Con: Mane. Con Mane. How did 你 see me kill Vetrice?
Blu: I watched 你 at another building. To be precise, it was 下一个 to the one 你 were in.
Con: You're here to tell me something aren't you?
Blu: Three koreans are here that want 你 dead. They're...

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A 爱情 Story: Part 2

posted by applejackrocks1

苹果白兰地 awoke. She sneezed as she looked around. She saw nopony. She sure wasn't in the Everfree forest.

Applejack: What is this place?!?
??????: *pops out of bushes*
Applejack: GAH! *coughs*
??????: Don't worry, ah ain't gonna hurt ya...
Applejack: Who ate you?! And how did 你 find me?!
??????: A timberwolf was about to eat ya, so ah saved ya.
Applejack: T-Thanks....
??????: Here sugarcube. *Hands a 夹克 to AJ*
Applejack: *smiles* Thanks,....so...what's your name?
??????: Just...somepony....
Applejack: Who is???
??????: *sigh* My name is...Brawny Spirit.
Applejack: That's a cute name *giggles*
Brawny:...

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Dashing & Daring: 伦敦 Burnouts part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The 下一个日 came, and Sean was getting ready for the 秒 race, when suddenly...

Russian pony64: Look at that Canterlot.
Russian pony24: I am. Let's steal it.
Sean: *looks behind him* Hmm. Thought I heard something.
Nikki: I think you're a little nervous.
Sean: I swear! I heard something. Maybe it was someone passing by.
Daredevil: Maybe. Alright, all your tires are inflated perfectly. The race doesn't start until an hour, so what do 你 wanna do?
Sean: I am hungry. What about 你 two?
Nikki: Yeah!
Daredevil: Same here. 你 two go, I'll watch over the car.
Sean: Ok. *leaves with Nikki*
Russian...

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2 更多 stories in 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Warning: Despite this being very long, it's worth reading.

Hedgehog In Ponyville With A Vengeance

It's been two years after Canterlot got bombed. Unfortunately the 城堡 got destroyed, but thankfully everyone in it survived and the 城堡 was rebuilt. Scootaloo killed Robotnik, but he got Discord free. He also got Blaze the Cat to lead his army, while Discord got Diamond Tiara with Silverspoon to 加入 his army. "Those cutie mark crusaders are fighting to save Equestria." He informed them. Hating Applebloom, and her 老友记 so much, Tiara, and Silverspoon were convinced to 加入 Discord's army....

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The New Era... 8

posted by SomeoneButNoone

where we done ah 小马 mech

Dan - well we fucked
Dimitri - ... WTF...
Dan - WHAT
Jade - *grab Dan head and point on Black Alicorn* that
Dan - wow one 更多 alicorn.... FUCK!
Mech - *shoot black alicorn*
Alicorn - *fly away from bullets* ha! *shoot from 火箭筒, bazooka to mech*
Dan - hmmmm... OMGF *point on black pegasus*
Pegasus - its time for fireworks! *shoot from 火箭筒, bazooka into mech core*
Dan - mech destroyed *come to Alicorn* ...
Alicorn - ...
Dan - ...
Alicorn - ...
Dan - ... WHO THE FUCK 你 ARE!!!!! ...
Alicorn - oh yes soo Im FireDash *point at pegasus* and this is Night Fire
Filly - come from building* its everythink...

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Shadow Ponies part 2

posted by SomeoneButNoone

5 老友记 [AppleJack, Rarity, Fluttershy, PinkiPie,Twilight] meet under RainbowDash clound.
AppleJack - Fluttershy fly to her clo...
*boom* 彩虹 Dash Fall from clound. Shes not moving and she dont breathing.
AppleJack - oh no... Rainbow...Dash...
??? - MUAHAHAHAHA... 你 think 你 use elements of harmony on my? 你 THINK I STUPID!!!! HAHAHAHA!! NO 你 SOOOO STUPID!
Twilight - You!
King of Shadow Ponies - soo Twilight what 你 do now... NOTHINK! HAHAHAHA! I WIN!!!!!!!
Fluttershy GIVE HER BACK TO US!!! i-if 你 dont...
King of Shadow Ponies - HAHAHA Fluttershy why 你 soo shy... oh look Twilight Canterlot...

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doctor whooves meets ponyville

posted by epicskyrimfan56

ponyville-11:30 am
*vwoom* The 草 swayed and the wind blowed as the TARDIS landed. The strange phonebooth like device opened and out came a pony. A 小马 with a brown mane and a light brown coat. He wore a bow tie and his cutie mark was an hourglass. His name was the doctor.
He had a box that was bigger on the inside and could travel through time and space. The machine had brought him here. "interesting, the 草 is so green and the weather, oh absolutly marvelous." "if only i knew where i was" "hmm. i feel odd, are my legs off balance?" he looked down to see that he was indeed not a human,...

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Hedgehog in Ponyville, AGAIN!! part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hey. Don't be surprised. I did leave a cliffhanger at the ending. Kintobor is actually Robotnik, he just put some stuff in the story, and I got confused. Can't believe he used his name backwards. Anyway, he did say something about getting his revenge on me, and this is how it happened. I made a Pinkie promise to visit Pinkie Pie once a week. A 月 passed after the promise, and things looked different. There were a few houses destroyed, swastikas were spray painted at a lot of places, and bloodstains were on Twilight's house. "Seems like Robotnik's doing, but how?" I 说 to myself. "Because...

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Total Drama Equestria: Meeting The Contestants

posted by xFluttershyx

Chris: Hello, everyone. Welcome to Total Drama Equestria! In today's episode, well meet our contestants for this season.

*a 船, 小船 comes up along the shore*

Chris: And here they are now! First up, we have Billie Joe Armstrong!

Bille:*walks off the boat* I 爱情 tacos!

Chris: Okay? 下一个 is Aqua Fresh!

Aqua:*walks off the 船, 小船 and waves to the camera*

Chris: Leon Grim!

Leon:*appears from behind a bunch of smoke from the smoke bomb he threw* The Great and Powerful Leon has arrived!

Chris: Christina!

Christina:*walks off the boat, eating some chips*

Chris: Owl Feather!

Owl:*walks off the boat* H-Hello....

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The Past~ Part One

posted by Tawnyjay

I listened to the splashes of 浓情巧克力 rain on the rook of my castle. I sighed. Discord...

Celestia then trotted in, her eyes swimming with tears. "More ponies have been corrupted," she told me glumly. "I don't know what happened. One 日 there was beauty, and then..." She paused as the night quickly turned to 日 and back.

"I think we need to do something." I got to my hooves. "Luna!" Celestia protested, "You know that we can't just go and save Equestria. If Discord found out, he would imprison us even 更多 than we already are!" She looked around my room, which was connected to hers.

"We're...

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Thank you, friend~

posted by shadowknuxgirl

"It was really nice of the Princess to let us explore the castle, without all the commotion of the gala." 说 Twilight to her five friends. "Hey, Pinkie!" shouted 彩虹 Dash,"What's with that bag of yours? You've been carrying it since we got on the train to get here!" It was true. In Pinkie Pie's mouth, there was a brown piece of cloth that seemed to hold a few items. "Oh, it's nothing!" Pinkie Pie replied with struggle, since she would drop the bag if she opened her mouth too much."Just a gift for a friend." Pinkie Pie told her 老友记 she would be right back, and ran off to deliver her...

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Wouldn't this be a funny episode?

posted by queencold

Spike sneaks into Zecorah's place and 'borrows' a special flower. Smelling it will make 你 fall in 爱情 with the first person 你 see. Obviously he tries to get Rarity to smell it, accidentally infecting everyone in ponyville in the process. Eventually everypony's chasing Spike in a lovestruck stampede, causing Celestia to come down from her 城堡 to see what the ruckus is about. When she too smells the 花 and falls in 爱情 with Spike all hell breaks lose.
Spike is forced to ask Zecorah for help. She creates a 粉, 粉色云, 云计算 of fog, that cures everypony. Luckily for Spike nopony remembers a thing. In the end he writes a letter to Celestia, about how 爱情 is something that cannot be forced.

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My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

added by karinabrony

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Golden Harvest

added by karinabrony

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Awesome 小马 pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, tumblr, joyreactor, deviantart

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Awesome 小马 pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor, tumblr, deviantart

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape Part 13

posted by Seanthehedgehog

That night, I put my plan into action. I went to the blindspot, and went through the fence. No one noticed that I left until tomorrow morning.

Meanwhile, in the tunnels.

Pablo: *digging, but feels dirt falling on him, then looks up* Oh thank god. The roof isn't going to collapse. *Continues digging*
Volk: *Gets bag of dirt full, and gives it to Sigmund*
Sigmund: *Passes bag to Airborne*
Airborne: *Passes bag to 彩虹 Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *passes bag to Sacred Symphony*
Sacred Symphony: *Passes bag to Shredder*
Shredder: *Passes bag to Jade*
Jade: *Passes bag to Bartholomew*
Bartholomew: *Passes bag...

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Fluttershy

added by meliblack

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Strike Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

On July 5, everypony on strike did exactly what James told them to do.

James: That's everypony, right?
Jack: I think so.
Deputies: *On boat*
Deputy Roebuck: 你 can't do this. We'll arrest you!
Larry: We'd like to see 你 try that when 你 go down river. *Pushes boat*
Deputy: Get some paddles, and row back!
James: *Holding paddles* 你 mean these?!
Jack: And good luck trying to row back with your arms, and hooves!
Deputies: Curse you!

And so, the deputies had no way to get back to shore, and continued drifting towards the middle of nowhere

Meanwhile, at the mill

Henry: Ok, the strikers are not stopping,...

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Casino Royale Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con returned to the game. He played two 更多 rounds, when this happened.

Der Cheif: I will take three cards.
Dealer: Alright. Now, it's time to bet.
Der Cheif: I am going all in.
Ponies: Ooooh.
Con: That may be a bad choice *Goes all in*
Der Cheif: For you.
Dealer: 显示 everypony your hand.
Con: Straight flush
Dealer: Der Cheif. What do 你 have?
Der Cheif: *Eyes everypony with suspicion* Royal Flush.
Dealer: Der Cheif is the winner. Everypony coming back may return in two hours.
Der Cheif: *Has $26,800,983*
Con: *Slowly leaves table*

When Con returned, he heard the shower

Con: *Walks slowly to shower*...