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苹果白兰地 & Rarity went on to rob the bank.

Rarity: *grabs gun*
Applejack: Not yet! Ya have to wait until you're inside the bank!
Rarity: How about this? *makes gun disappear*
Applejack: Now ya have no gun.
Rarity: Oh yes I do, but it's invisible.
Applejack: Alright, let's just rob this bank.
guard: Hello ladies.
Rarity: *shoots guard*
Applejack: *kills other guards*
Rarity: I'm gonna open that vault. *magically opens vault*
Applejack: What are ya'll staring at? A southern 小马 working with someone british?
normal pony: Uuhhh
Applejack: *kills normal pony*
Rarity: Got the money let's go!
Applejack: *runs out of bank*
police pony34: Dispatch, I found the bank robbers. They're in a yellow Coltillac Series 65.
Applejack: *drives away*
police pony34: They're driving away! I'm in pursuit.
Dispatch: Ten 4.
Applejack: *drifts to the left*
Police pony34: *follows*
trucker: *backs down alleyway*
Rarity: Watch out!
Applejack: *floors it*
Rarity: Oh no
Applejack: *passes trucker*
police pony34: *hits truck* I just wrecked my car. I'm out of it.
dispatch: This is the 5th time 你 wrecked our cars. Wait'll the commisoner hears about this.
police pony34: *kills himself*

Back to Applejack, and rarity who are not killing theirselves.

Dan: How much money did 你 get?
Applejack: $60,000
Dan: Holy shit! Well done 你 two.
Rarity & Applejack: Thank you.
?: *knocks on door* Man let me in!
彩虹 Dash: I'll get it. *opens door* TWILIGHT? What happened?
Twilight: Man it's a loong story.
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag!
Sean: Hi Pinkie.
Pinkie Pie: What are 你 doing?
Sean: Taking a break from the violence, and watching the trains go by.
Pinkie Pie: Sounds wunderbar.
Sean: Are 你 really german?
Pinkie Pie: Ja.
Sean: I dare 你 to speak an entire sentence.
Pinkie Pie: Wenn du darauf bestehst. Eigentlich jetzt bin ich sprechen zwei Sätze in Deutsch *laughs*
Sean: Two sentences? Alright, good job.
Pinkie Pie: Have 你 been doing this kind of stuff before?
Sean: Oh yes, and sometimes I take pictures of them passing by. Not only here, but in another world as well. 你 wanna see some?
Pinkie Pie: JA! :D
Sean: Alright here's some pictures down below.

Enjoy the pictures. The 下一个 part will be 发布 soon.
 One of Union Pacific's largest steam engines pulls a train up a 爬坡道, 小山 with some help from a smaller one.
One of Union Pacific's largest steam engines pulls a train up a hill with some help from a smaller one.
 But those steam engines were replaced. Amtrak replaced their steamers with these types of diesels
But those steam engines were replaced. Amtrak replaced their steamers with these types of diesels
 The Fillydelphia & Reading, with borrowed engines from Western Maryland.
The Fillydelphia & Reading, with borrowed engines from Western Maryland.
 Our last picture brings us back to the Norfoalk & Western. As a train patiently waits for the OK to proceed signal
Our last picture brings us back to the Norfoalk & Western. As a train patiently waits for the OK to proceed signal
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 3

The Truth
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*As Darkness walks inside blank black room he hear voice.*

GOD-CORE - My child. The greatest power let me look at you.
Darkness - ...
GOD-CORE - I know why 你 are here, an FOOLISH request to ask about truth but... Is that truth that needed in your life, untill that 日 你 didn't knew about it and 你 were living in peace and what will change the truth about it all.
Darkness - Alot...
GOD-CORE - Will 你 change, will your 老友记 change?
Darkness - No I...
GOD-CORE - If 你 want to hear a truth is that 你 are being puppeted whatever 你 do and 你 can't leave it...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 This engine is what Metal Gloss was using. It's called an SD7
This engine is what Metal Gloss was using. It's called an SD7
Date: January 19, 1963
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:56 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

After dropping off empty freight cars to be loaded with wood, and steel, Metal Gloss brought the engine she was using into the servicing facility.

Percy: How did it go?
Metal Gloss: Good, this just needs to be refueled.
Jeff: We're on it.
Metal Gloss: *Walks to the left, and goes into a shed. She sees engine 8444* Looks like you've been renumbered after all. *Leaves the shed*
Jeff: Now where are 你 going?
Metal Gloss: To talk to Pete.

in his office.

Pete: *Signing papers* This is practically the only thing I...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Episode 7: Oh Deer

Special guest stars

Vinyl Scratch as Brielle
Derpy as Suzanne
Didont from SeanTheHedgehog
And Spike The Dragon as Flamethrower

Julia: *Driving past a firehouse, then crosses a railroad crossing*
Tim: *Looks at the 街, 街道 signs. They say Main Street, and Malpaso Avenue*
Julia: *Turns right from Main 街, 街道 to Malpaso Avenue*

Stop the song

Julia: Is is true with what they say about the deer on this road?
Tim: I don't know. I'll believe it when I see it.
Julia: Why do 你 say that?
Tim: It just seems impossible for twenty five deer to run around one small area. There has...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
As soon as 彩虹 Dash, and 苹果白兰地 were about to set their hooves into Cactus City, Pierce, and Harry stopped them.

Rainbow Dash: What the 干草 are 你 doing?
Pierce: Trust us, 你 don't want to go into Cactus City.
Harry: Come with us. We have a house a mile away from here.

At Pierce and Harry's house, they explained to the three mares why they shouldn't go into Cactus City.

Pierce: The ponies in that town aren't treated very well.
Harry: The mayor likes to abuse everypony there, and even made a law forbidding them to leave.
Applejack: Who is the Mayor?
Pierce: Nobody knows his name, some...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Equestrian Containment and Experimental Laboratories #32
Conainment zone 3 code : red
Subject ID : 37248266628374
Codename : VOID
-----------------------------
Dan - *knocks on window* Hello wake up!
VOID - ...
Dan - How are 你 feeling.
VOID - ...
Dan - 你 may think 你 are monster 37248266628374 but simply 你 are butyful creation of science.
VOID - ...
Dan - ... Eh... If we can't perform the tests in nice way we gonna start stabbing 你 with syringes again. How are 你 feeling.
VOID - I have a headache.
Dan - A prince started 唱歌 *writes something* now do 你 feel something uneasy expect 你 want...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Once they reached the hospital, this happened.

Adrenaline: *Gets out of the truck and starts limping*
Doctor: *Sees Adrenaline* We got a 小马 that was shot.
Doctors: *Running with a stretcher*
Adrenaline: I don't need a stretcher. I can walk fine. *Falls down*
Larry: 你 sure about that?
Doctors: *Putting Adrenaline onto the stretcher*

It didn't take long for Adrenaline to get to his room

Doctor: Okay, put him on the bed.
Doctors: *Gently lifting Adrenaline onto the bed*
Don Castalini: Adrenaline, we're going to head back into Maui now. *Gives him $45,000* 你 did well.
Doctor: What happened?
Larry:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the airport

Don Castalini: *Walks on board the plane with everyone else*
Stewardess: Hold it, the seven of 你 don't have tickets.
Don Castalini: We don't need them.
Stewardess: If you're flying on this plane 你 do.
Don Castalini: We have better things to do then jacking off just to get on board a plane.
Stewardess: Go get tickets, 或者 else.
Don Castalini: Get a ticket for this! *Pushes the stewardess off the plane*

Everyone gets on board, and the plane leaves for Kamodlawe.

Adrenaline: *Sitting in one of the chairs, waiting to reach the destination*
Larry: *Taking a nap in his chair*

Just...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 They're going to turn this beetle into a hot rod.
They're going to turn this beetle into a hot rod.
Larry, and Adrenaline walked out of the Don's house, and then they found a Beetle.

Adrenaline: That was quick. Lets go and get it.
Larry: *Walks toward it* It's so easy to find one of these cars, because it's very common. *Gets in the driver's seat*
Adrenaline: *Gets in the passenger seat*
Larry: *Starts the car, and drives* Let me know if 你 see an auto 商店 anywhere.
Adrenaline: Sure thing.
Larry: *Passes a green light shortly before it turns yellow. He turns on the radio*
Announcer: Today, when it comes to automobiles, everypony knows the facts. Equestrian cars are very reliable, but use too...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The train stops at the station in Kaanapali.

Larry: *Gets off, holding the suit cases with him*
Adrenaline: *Follows*
Larry: *Finds a telephone booth at the station* Make the call, I'm going to get us a ride. *Walks to a blue Belleville in the parking lot*
Adrenaline: *Dials his bosses number*
Larry: *Picks the lock on the door on the left side*
Adrenaline: Hey, boss. We took care of those guys. Yeah, we got the evidence. Alright then. See 你 later.
Don Castalini: 你 didn't even let me say a damn word! Whatever, at least 你 got the job done.
Adrenaline: Yeah. It was pretty easy.
Don Castalini: Wonderful....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After talking to Don Castalini, Larry was driving Adrenaline home, when he got an idea.

Larry: 你 still want to try that destruction derby we saw earlier, 或者 do 你 wanna do that another time?
Adrenaline: I can't pass that up. I wanna do it now.
Larry: Then let's get there. *Drives to the destruction derby stadium*
Adrenaline: *Waits to arrive*
Larry: *Stops car in parking lot*
Adrenaline: *Gets out* 你 know where to sign in?
Larry: 由 the entrance.
Adrenaline: *Goes to the entrance looking for a place to sign up*
Derby Pony: What's your name?
Adrenaline: Adrenaline Rush.
Derby Pony: How old are you...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"Long time 以前 when Equestria wasn't connected yet there was one 小马 that survived and was 给 a knight name even if was only an waiter in inn that was plotting on killing the princess. The story of creation of honorable name."

The first Shadowknight
Episode 1
"Freed 由 child."

Streets of Canterlot.
Dark age of Medieval.

Shadowknight - *sigh* why I'm the one that have to carry carrots...
Pony - The prices went up again...
Pony 2 - yeah no joke, we can't live with that.
Pony - Shut up 你 don't even work, 你 feed of your parents.
Shadowknight - Hm... I wonder if my father have problems with me like...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Larry: *Driving his car with Adrenaline* Now we gotta kill ten ponies in the Mondoro mafia.
Adrenaline: Where can we find them? The pub?
Larry: Nah, no one goes there unless they're Irish. There's one hotel I know where they got lots of ponies in that mafia.
Adrenaline: Then we'd better go.

They got to the hotel.

Larry: This is it.
Adrenaline: *Looks around the lobby, as they enter the hotel*
Larry: Upstairs is where they are. We'll use the elevator.
Adrenaline: Got it. *Gets in elevator*
Larry: *Enters elevator, and hits the button for the third floor* Sometimes they got illegal gambling going on,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Larry, and Adrenaline went to the Don's house in less than ten minutes. They made it on time.

Larry: *Sitting on a 长椅, 沙发 下一个 to Adrenaline*
Don Castalini: *Sitting in a chair* Gentlecolts. As 你 know, there are four mafias on the island of Maui. There's us, the Castalini mafia, then there's the Scaletta mafia, along with the Mondoro mafia, and the Meladori mafia.
Adrenaline: *Nods along with mentioning of the names*
Don Castalini: We checked that pony's wallet, and 偷了 $85 from him. He was a capo in the Mondoro mafia, Aldo Gerardo. To get revenge for what he did to Adrenaline's new girlfriend,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 1, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 12:56 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete had the others meet him in his office. He told them about his idea.

Pete: Now, I understand that the work is getting harder, but I do believe I came up with a solution that will help 你 take your mind off of it. Games.
Mirage: Games sir?
Dan: 你 mean like hockey?
Pete: Not exactly. We will have three games, involving two teams. Everything will be set up 由 tomorrow.
Dan: So I guess you're not going to tell us about the games we are playing.
Pete: You'll see what they are tomorrow. Now get back to work....
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LATER:

Everyone is seen eating lunch. Pinkie and Saten are seen at the same table, Saten eating burger, Pinkie eating a sandwich/

Saten: Can 你 get the pepper, please?

Pinkie: I don't know how much longer I can last.. I am gonna explode if I don't tell somebody.

Saten: It'll be fine. Now please pass the pepper!

Pinkie: Hang on. I don't feel like you're taking this dilemma seriously.

Saten: Fine sweetie. 你 have my undivided attention.

Pinkie: Okay, now, the Shining 说 I still can't tell anyone the surprise.

Saten: (sarcastically) No way!

Pinkie: Yeah, well, it's true. But I am killing myself over...
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posted by Canada24
Twilight: Those look yummy, Pinkie! Let me help you! But we better cover them up so they don't get spoiled.

Pinkie: Why would they get spoiled? We're all gonna eat them super soon!

Saten: Oh, didn't anybody tell you? Shining Armor and Cadance are held up. They may not arrive 'til Saturday.

Pinkie: Whaaaaaaaaaat?! [hyperventilating] 你 mean... [breathes] I have... [breathes] to wait... [breathes] another whole day?! I don't know if I can!

Twilight: Pinkie Pie, do 你 have something 你 need to say? 你 seem like you've been keeping something in.

Pinkie: [inarticulate yell]

Fluttershy: We're here...
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Sean led his group to an airport, owned 由 Eggman.

Sean: Now Tails, 你 说 that Eggman's Super Ridiculously Big Yacht has a landing pad for helicopters, right?
Tails: That's right.
Sean: Okay, so what I'm thinking about right now, is that we take one of their helicopters, and fly to the yacht.
Wind: That's kinda dangerous. What if they spot us?
Sean: If they spot us flying one of their helicopters, there's no doubt they will stop at nothing to kill us, you're right about that. So we gotta get in there quietly. Knuckles, Dash, Charmy, and Tails, 你 four are capable of flying on your own, so...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim was in the briefing room with the rest of his 老友记 when Captain Jefferson started talking.

Captain Jefferson: Twilight Sparkle has some business to take care of here, but unfortunately, someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town. Toby and Red spotted the suspect while out on patrol earlier.
Tim: Did the 小马 that tried to kill Twilight escape?
Captain Jefferson: Yes. He used magic to get out of his car. Now visiting us is Princess Celestia, and Princess Luna. They have something to tell us.
Celestia: *Walks in the room with Luna*
Ponies: *Clapping*
Celestia: Thank...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: May 14, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:39 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye was at his house with Metal Gloss. Metal Gloss was in the 淋浴 while Hawkeye opened his letter.

Hawkeye: *Reading the letter* Dear Pierce, I hope 你 like the sports car I gave 你 thirteen years 以前 as a present for becoming an engineer. I have another one like that coming to your house from Florida. My factory is running well, but I am not. As I write this, I have only 20 hours to live, so I decided to give 你 something special before I pass away. Along with this letter, 你 will find two thousand...
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Twilight was at the castle, when Pinkie Pie and 苹果白兰地 arrived.

Pinkie Pie: *Bouncing excitedly* Guten tag Twilight.
Applejack: Pinkie, this ain't the time to be excited! We're being attacked 由 airplanes.
Twilight: Da fuq do 你 two niggas want?
Pinkie Pie: Zhere is a bunch of airplanes attacking us, und zhey are coming from a portal.
Applejack: We think it's Eggman again.
Twilight: Dat crazy bastard from the same world Sean came from?
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl.
Twilight: Then we need to destroy those things at once! Where da fuq are 彩虹 Dash, Fluttershy, and Rarity?
Applejack: Fluttershy and...
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