小马宝莉 Article: On Celestia's Secret Service part 3

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

The three ponies went for a walk toward a 滑雪 resort. Rareesa lives in a really cool part of town, literally.

Fenix: I have some soldiers stationed 由 here. They'll be able to get us from here to Discord's base.
Con: Alright, in the mean time the three of us can go skiing.
Koreans: *arrive on snowmobiles*
Fenix: 或者 not.
Con: Go get those soldiers, we'll cover you!
korean pony62: Hello 你 two.
Rareesa: Hi.
korean pony62: Don't think about running, because we are getting help from sweden.
Con: 你 need all the help 你 can get to stop us. *shoots korean pony* Take his snowmobile!
Rareesa: *leaves on snowmobile*
korean pony85: Alright 你 two, as we planned.
Con: *skis down hill*
sweden pony24: *follows Con*
Con: *switches to automatic firing*
sweden pony52: HA! He has a small pistol!
Con: *kills sweden ponies*
korean pony85: *passes & shoots at Con*
Rareesa: Oh brilliant!
korean pony85: *shoots Rareesa*
Rareesa: *teleports behind pony*
korean pony85: What?!
Rareesa: *breaks the pony's neck*
Con: Rareesa! 你 ok?
Rareesa: I'm alright darling. Where are the germans?
Fenix: In helicopters!
Con: Excellent.
Fenix: Hop in, and we'll get to Discord's base.
Con & Rareesa: *Get in helicopter*
German pony35: *flies helicopter*
Con: How many ponies are here?
Fenix: 12, and they're all willing to fight alongside you.
Con: Excellent. Where is Discord's base?
german pony35: Right in front of us.

I'll 显示你 a picture of the base, but the rest will all be told later.

Discord's base of operations

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Nightmare Moonraker part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The two spies went on until they reached the 太空 ships.

Twilight: Man we found the spaceships.
Con: Hey, look over there.
Twilight: They have a map of the cities they're attacking.
Con: San Fran, Tokyo, and Hong Kong.
Twilight: Man if we're to stop those rockets from hitting them cities we have to get on the ship. I have a plan. *teleports them onto ship*
Con: Perfect. We just need to get in disguise now.
Twilight: Right *gets disguise*
Con: *stares at Twilight's ass*
Twilight: May I help you?
Con: 你 already are *gets in disguise*
Twilight: *gets in disguise* We need to kill everypony in this...

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The New Era... PART 9

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Steven

1 年 later... Vinyl has been killed and... Dan too... soo... yea...
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ACT |||
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Era End Coming...

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FireDash - I gonna buy bannananana... what?
NightFire - CAN 你 SHUT UP!
TearDrop - brother... 你 gonna buy 果汁 for me
NightFire - of course
FireDash - banana... banana... banananana
NightFire - uhhh...
Mare - HELP HELP!
FireDash - huh?
Mare - Undead UNDEAD!
GoldenHorn - HAHAHA IM ALAIVE
NightFire - 0_0
FireDash - bananana wait... OH MY GOD!
NightFire - Hide Behaind Me TearDrop!
GEA Soldier - GO GO GO!!!! *shoot*
GoldenHorn - *teleport*
GEA Soldier...

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MLP Mafias Are Dangerous episode 2 part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Twilight, and Pinkie Pie returned to the Ponyville safehouse.

Dan: Where have 你 two been?
Twilight: Man I just took over some businesses, with help from Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: She knows what to do now.
Dan: Excellent. The Las Pegasus mob says that they will try to attack our safehouse. We gotta prevent them from doing that.
Twilight: No problem.

The Las Pegasus mob soon arrived.

Sean: They're here!!
Twilight: *grabs grease gun* Let's do this.
L.P. ponies: Dan, have your mafia surrender!
Dan: Howabout 你 screw yourselves?
L.P. ponies: Wrong answer! *fire 枪 at Dan*
Dan: Wrong 移动 *grabs molotov*...

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MLP Mafias Are Dangerous episode 2 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

苹果白兰地 & Rarity went on to rob the bank.

Rarity: *grabs gun*
Applejack: Not yet! Ya have to wait until you're inside the bank!
Rarity: How about this? *makes gun disappear*
Applejack: Now ya have no gun.
Rarity: Oh yes I do, but it's invisible.
Applejack: Alright, let's just rob this bank.
guard: Hello ladies.
Rarity: *shoots guard*
Applejack: *kills other guards*
Rarity: I'm gonna open that vault. *magically opens vault*
Applejack: What are ya'll staring at? A southern 小马 working with someone british?
normal pony: Uuhhh
Applejack: *kills normal pony*
Rarity: Got the money let's go!
Applejack:...

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The Mare With The Golden Gun part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con & Hattan were taking 20 paces, and then it happened.

Con: *fires gun* Where did Hattan go?
Sneak Peak: She forgot ammo for her gun. You'll have to continue the duel with her that way.
Con: Why didn't 你 tell me?
Sneak Peak: 你 were concentrating very well, and I didn't wanna disturb that.
Con: 你 know, I've never killed a midget before. But there's a first time for everything.
Sneak Peak: I'm offended.
Con: Good. *walks inside*
Sneak Peak: *runs to control room*
Con: *looks around* What kind of a place is this?
Sneak Peak: It's a funhouse. Me & Ms. Scaramanga worked on it together!...

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The Mare With The Golden Gun part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Golden gun

The first Con Mane story to have OC's that aren't mine. Let's begin on a tropical island 8 miles from Hong Kong.

Hattan: *sunbathing* Sneak Peak, can 你 check the main entrance?
S.P: Right away Ms. Scaramanga.
business pony: Are 你 Hattan Scaramanga?
Sneak Peak: No, I'm her assisstant.
business pony: Where is she?
Sneak Peak: Go in that way.
business pony: *enters room* Hattan Scaramanga.
Hattan: Hi. I just realised 你 have your gun, and I don't have mine.
business pony: That's too bad. *shoots gun*
Hattan: *dodges bullet*
S.P: *turns off lights*
business pony: Where are you? 显示 yourself!
Hattan:...

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The truth about Chrysalis' life: PART 4

posted by soomin1208

At school, in lunch, Cadence sitting alone....

Cadence: *thinking* Maybe...I'm wrong..maybe she is nice... M-
Celestia: 嘿 Cadence: *sits* Ready for P.E.?
Cadence: I sure am!
Luna: Me too!!! Me too!!!
Discord: hurry up mares! We're gonna be late for P.E.! (Flies to gym)

At last, when the class arrived to the gym....

Coach: Okay class, today, we are playing....DODGEBALL!!!!!!!
All: *sigh*
Coach: Okay, Discord, Chrysalis, and Shining Armor, your a team. Cadence, Celestia, Luna, and Sombra, your the other. Let the dodgeball game...BEGIN!

Celestia: *throws ball at Discord, but misses*
Discord: *throws ball...

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MLP mafias are dangerous episode 1 part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

苹果白兰地 & Rarity hid the gun in the bathroom, and talked to Dan on the phone.

Rarity: They should be there in a minute.
Dan: I see a continental, is that them?
Applejack: If it's got Nickel Lesscage then that's the one.
Dan: He's not in there, but his crappy sidekick is.
Applejack: Alright, well kill him.
Dan: With pleasure, but I gotta go now.
Manehattan pony23: Dan, so good to see you.
Dan: Yes, but where's Nickel?
Manehattan pony23: Unfortunately he couldn't make it, so he sent his 秒 highest ranked 小马 to be here.
2nd pony: That's me.
Dan: I see. Let's grab some dinner.
Manehattan...

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The Problem in Sweet 苹果 Acres: Part 3

posted by soomin1208

苹果白兰地 past the rest of the 日 with her friends. And Applebloom past the whole 日 with Scootaloo and Sweetie Bell. It was getting dark. A tear rolled down her face as she 说 goodbye to her friends, so did AB. AJ and AB went back 首页 to pack.

AJ: Ya'll ready Big Macintosh?
BM: Eeyup.
AJ: And ya'll AB?
AB: Eeyup...
Granny smith: We're all ready.
AJ: .....guess...its time to go...
All: *nods*

They all went to the train station tierd. Finally, when they were all in their seats, Applebloom started to cry a bit. Her sister hugged her tightly.

AB: Ah dont wanna leave...
AJ: Ah dont wanna leave either....But...

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the new series MLP WIF

posted by fefe2002

My little 小马 what is friendship is a series like my little 小马 friendship is magic its about a 小马 named bubble gum and she has so many 老友记 and she always party's so she wanted to learn something new that she never bothered to learn it was friendship.Also if she knew how to deal with 老友记 she still likes to learn 更多 about friendship.However she likes to give 更多 happiness to her 老友记 than she has ever done.

and that's my new series so if 你 want 更多 information just post on my 墙 the 问题你 want to ask me :)

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An Unexpected 爱情

posted by mariofan14

It was a glorious 日 in the town of Ponyville. Everyone started to get up and go do their errands, even Princess Twilight Sparkle, who didn't leave her friends. She went to visit some ponies to greet them, chat, and then go to her friends. All the colts and fillies were too getting up, but it was for school. Why don't we go to the house of the family of Diamond Tiara, shall we? Even though her family was rich, their house seemed quaint and small. But it looked a little like a mansion on the inside. (Filler: Do not be fooled 由 common place appearances. It isn't what's on the outside, but what...

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Pinkie's Duel part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Pinkie was sleeping until she heard a horn. She thought it was the trucker, but it was a train passing 由 her.

Pinkie Pie: *laughs* Thank goodness.

She watched the train, and when it passed she drove off. Then she saw the big rig.

Pinkie Pie: Oh boy.
Trucker: *reving big rig*
Pinkie Pie: *drives toward trucker*
Trucker: *blocks road*
Pinkie Pie: *stops*

Pinkie then went in reverse off the road. She got out of her car, and stopped two ponies driving on the road

Pony 1: What is it ma'am?
Pinkie Pie: The 小马 in that big rig is trying to kill me. I need your help!
Pony 2: This mare is crazy.
Pony 1:...

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Pepperella (A Cinderella-like story)

posted by mariofan14

(There will be OC ponies in this story. There's Cotton Swirls 由 MLPFiMFan765, Nikki West 由 applejackrocks, Peppermint 由 DisneyFan333, Score Heights 由 Quillabex, Sugar 云, 云计算由 misscrazel, and Cakey Cake 由 yours truly. I hope 你 all enjoy this.)

It was a great 日 in Trottingham, where everyone was going about doing their business as most other ponies would. But for these ponies, it would be different. 你 see, the cake making alicorn, Cakey Cake, has invited some 老友记 over for a cake project that would be shown at a cake 显示 against many other bakers, including Mr. and Mrs. Cake. She...

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Shadow Ponies part 5 -_-_-Final Fight-_-_-

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Everyone has stop movieng from scare
King of Shadow Ponies - Dan...
Alicorn - Me?
King of Shadow Ponies - Yes Dan 你 stupid like always hahaha... wait... what the fuck 你 do there
Dan - I here to defend 你 from destroying...
Twilight - Equestia
Dan - ... Equestria
King of Shadow Ponies - ummm... shit....
Dan - what little brother do I scare you
King of Shadow Ponies - no... 你 just... uh how to say... my family
Dan - WHEN 你 KILL ALL OF OUR FAMILY IT NOT STOP YOU!!!!
King of Shadow Ponies - oh damn it he remember
Dan - I know now all... mom ... dad... sister and little brother... AND YOU!
King of Shadow...

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The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The fight for Canterlot is getting intense. Griffons are outnumbering us, but we won't go down without a fight.

Sean: 苹果白兰地 watch our six. *shoots machine gun at griffons*
Applejack: They're all over the place!
Pinkie Pie: I need 更多 ammo!
Sean: Just take my gun I got another one.
griffons: STOP! We have 你 surronded. Ok hedgehog, take us to San Franciscolt.
Sean: And why should I?
griffon: TAKE US TO SAN FRANCISCOLT!
Sean: Chaos Control

Little did the griffons know that we ended up in a different place then they were looking for.

griffon: Cut the 独角兽 horns.
other griffons: *cut off Twilight,...

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The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Gustav, the ponies, and I left the barn.

Sean: Alright. Where are the griffons going to attack next?
Gustav: I think they 说 they would take Canterlot, and Manehattan.
Rainbow Dash: 你 think? If you're lying I'll kill 你 myself!
Twilight Sparkle: No 你 won't.
Pinkie Pie: Gustav is innocent, and wouldn't do anything bad to us.
Canterlot soldier: That's a surprise. You're all mares.
Rarity: What's that supposed to mean?
Sean: I told 你 to stop being sexist.
Canterlot Soldier: Fuck 你 hedgehog!
Sean: *kills soldier* He was getting on my nerves talking to 你 like that.
Applejack: 你 didn't have...

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The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Previously a fight started in Baltimare involving ponies against griffons.

Griffon bomber: blow up the cars!
other GB: *blows up car*
Sean: Damnit!
Shredder: At least MOST of us have a way to escape.
Rainbow Dash: Kill the griffons already! *kills griffons*
Pinkie Pie: *shoots grenade held 由 a GB*
Sean: Good work Pinkie.
Griffon 3416: *attacks 彩虹 Dash, but gets her neck broken*
Rainbow Dash: That oughta teach 你 not to mess with me!
Canterlot soldier: They're retreating!
Sean: A few of them are heading into that barn.

So the eight ponies, and hedgehog check inside the barn.

Twilight Sparkle:...

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Dr. Ani (A Con Mane Story) part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The 下一个日 Con was informed that the ponies he killed were working for a scientist named Dr. Ani. He was on an island about 18 miles west of San Franciscolt, and it was guarded 由 an army of Alicorns. When Con got to San Fran via airplane a green stallion was waiting for him in a white '60 corvette. Once they left the airport the stallion driving the corvette would take Con to the docks. A red pegasus with a purple mane would wait for him on a sailboat. From there the pegasus would help Con kill Dr. Ani, but first Con had to leave the airport. As he got in the car he noticed a '61 continental...

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Peppermint Cake (An OC shipping story)

posted by mariofan14

(This contains my alicorn OC, Cakey Cake, as well as Disneyfan333's unicorn OC, Peppermint. Yes, 你 may ask why I ship Cakey Cake and Peppermint. No, 你 may not complain 或者 give me BS. Enjoy.)

It was a beautiful 日 in the town of Trottingham, where Peppermint was making candies with 古姆德罗普, 胶滴, 巴巴 in Gumdrop's 糖果 store, "Gumdrop Galore." The two were having a wonderful time together not only just 由 making candy, but just 由 hanging out together. But one day, Peppermint asked Gumdrop, "Don't 你 think that maybe I can try my peppermint tricks with another pony?" She explained that she thought...

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Score has gone missing part 2.......Kidnapped?!?

posted by applejackrocks

The 下一个 Day, Stormy, Nikki, Azura, CS, and Pacifica had decided to go for a walk around ponyville. Azura looked kind of worried, actually she was very worried.

Nikki: 你 alright sugarcube?
Azura: no.....I haven't seen Score for a while.
CS: I'm sure she's fine. Maybe she just got the Chicken Pox.
Pacifica: If 你 want Darling, we can go check on her.
Azura: That'll be just great!
Stormy: So? What are we waiting for? Lets go!

So, the 5 little ponies ran straight to Score's house. They knocked, and there was no answer. They knocked again, but still no answer. After 8 knocks, Nikki got annoyed 由 waiting...