小马宝莉 Article: On Celestia's Secret Service part 3

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

The three ponies went for a walk toward a 滑雪 resort. Rareesa lives in a really cool part of town, literally.

Fenix: I have some soldiers stationed 由 here. They'll be able to get us from here to Discord's base.
Con: Alright, in the mean time the three of us can go skiing.
Koreans: *arrive on snowmobiles*
Fenix: 或者 not.
Con: Go get those soldiers, we'll cover you!
korean pony62: Hello 你 two.
Rareesa: Hi.
korean pony62: Don't think about running, because we are getting help from sweden.
Con: 你 need all the help 你 can get to stop us. *shoots korean pony* Take his snowmobile!
Rareesa: *leaves on snowmobile*
korean pony85: Alright 你 two, as we planned.
Con: *skis down hill*
sweden pony24: *follows Con*
Con: *switches to automatic firing*
sweden pony52: HA! He has a small pistol!
Con: *kills sweden ponies*
korean pony85: *passes & shoots at Con*
Rareesa: Oh brilliant!
korean pony85: *shoots Rareesa*
Rareesa: *teleports behind pony*
korean pony85: What?!
Rareesa: *breaks the pony's neck*
Con: Rareesa! 你 ok?
Rareesa: I'm alright darling. Where are the germans?
Fenix: In helicopters!
Con: Excellent.
Fenix: Hop in, and we'll get to Discord's base.
Con & Rareesa: *Get in helicopter*
German pony35: *flies helicopter*
Con: How many ponies are here?
Fenix: 12, and they're all willing to fight alongside you.
Con: Excellent. Where is Discord's base?
german pony35: Right in front of us.

I'll 显示你 a picture of the base, but the rest will all be told later.

Discord's base of operations

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The story of Black Snow: Chapter 1

posted by jordy_dash

The story of Black Snow:Chapter 1, wrote 由 Jordy_Dash, 设计 of Black Snow 由 Alinah_09
Disclaimer! This is my first story in ages, sorry if it's not up to my standards. Enjoy

My name is Black Snow, I'm a unicorn born in 小马 ville and I moved to canterlot when I was only four, I was raised in a middle class family in canterlot, my mother was a fashion designer and my father a musician though because they were always busy I would be alone for the most of my days, I had my father mane, but my mother's 涂层, 外套 and eyes, my mane was black with highlights of blue and my 涂层, 外套 was a snow white and my...

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Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Ice Cube's car is green, and Sally's car is silver

In Ice Cube's hideout in Compton L.A.

Song: link

Ice Cube: Alright Vito. Me, and Sally here are gonna go down to the storm drains, and get those weapons for ISIS ready. 你 stay here, and protect the prisoners.
Vito: Why do I have to stay here?
Ice Cube: Because 你 called me the N word.
Vito: *Sighs*
Sally: Here we go again.
Ice Cube: Let's go Sally. *Gets in car*
Sally: *Gets in another car*
Ice Cube: *Drives*
Sally: *Drives, and follows Ice Cube*
Vito: This is stupid. *Hears a sound* What was that? *Goes downstairs*
Fenix: Stay quiet. *Grabs gun* I got 你 covered.
Vito: *Comes downstairs* Hey!...

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What Do 你 Think #6: Mr. WTF?!

posted by mariofan14

It's been a while since I've done this spinoff of Windwaker430's "What's Your Take" articles. It's time to bring this back up with a big dislike about a new show.

To put it quite frankly, the new 显示 I would like to talk about is a 显示 named Mr. Pickles on [adult swim]. It's about a very evil, and quite Satanic, dog who disguises himself as man's best friend, but the reason the dog is named Mr. Pickles is because he likes pickles. But why am I going to say that it's a bad show? It's not that it's bad, but it's practically evil. Mr. Pickles has a secret Satanic lair under his doghouse, bends...

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Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con, Fenix, and Rain called the German Commander from their tanks.

German Commander: The objective is complete?
Fenix: Jawohl. We had no difficulty.
German Commander: That is what I like to hear. Now get to Los Angeles, and defeat Ice Cube.
Fenix: We're on it.

On the plane ride to L.A.

Fenix: I just realized something. How are we going to stop the enemy?
Con: Disguises.
Fenix: What disguises? They'll know right off the bat that we're not one of them, because we are not alicorns.
Rain: Would 你 care to elaborate on your plan?
Con: I am a unicorn. I'll turn Rain, and myself into an alicorn.
Fenix:...

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Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After the power outage, and sabotage caused 由 Parcival, Pinkie Pie tried calling M.I.3 again.

Pinkie Pie: *Waiting for response*
German Commander: Pinkie Pie? What happened?
Pinkie Pie: The power went out, and somepony nearly killed me.
German Commander: Are 你 alright?
Pinkie Pie: Yes. 0007 made sure of that.
German Commander: Fenix has always told me good things about that agent of yours. Now, what did 你 want from us again?
Pinkie Pie: I wanted information on Ice Cube, her alicorn army, and their whereabouts.
German Commander: The last time we got any info on them was when they ended up in...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 66 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: January 14, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming

Nemo was doing a poor job taking over for Hawkeye while he was on vacation. He became frightened of bulls, and remained very lazy, and stubborn. The only trains he would drive, were passenger trains, pulled 由 diesels.

All the freight trains were being left behind for Stylo to deal with, and it was annoying him big time.

Stylo: *Walking into train yard*
Metal Gloss: *Stops train in yards*
Stylo: *Sees Metal Gloss*
Metal Gloss: *Climbs down from cab* Hello Stylo. I see Nemo has left another freight train behind.
Stylo: I'll have to make a special...

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On The Block Episode 1 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The sun was setting, and everypony was on the 街, 街道 intersection they were on in the beginning of this episode.

Master Sword: Well, I gotta get going.
Tom: Me too. Remember what I 说 about being good at fishing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: *Not amused* Yep.
Sunny: Wait, we don't have to go yet.
Tom: Why not?
Saten Twist: Because we forgot something to put in this episode.
Director: CUT!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: What the f**k we're 你 thinking?! We got in everything we needed to get in.
Saten Twist: Well, what about this story right here? *Shows the director the script*
Director:...

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On The Block Episode 1 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Double Scoop, and Sunny were watching TV Together.

Announcer: We'll be back with 更多 episodes of Aqua Marine's Journey. Now, it's time for commercials.
Double Scoop: Aw man!
Announcer: Did 你 really think 你 could get away with watching this 显示 without any commercials?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Yeah, it's called the Internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: Advertisements.
Double Scoop: Agh, he's right!
Audience: *Laughing*

The commercials started playing on their TV. The first one was an energy drink created 由彩虹 Dash.

Rainbow Dash: *Playing electric 吉他 while flying* I suppose...

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Aqua Marine's journey 7

posted by AquaMarine6663

Aqua Marine trotted away, bored. She suddenly stumbled across a gorge in the earth, and the ground was now stone. Down in the gorge, a waterfall thundered and a river ran far below. She sat down and looked behind her. “How far did I walk?” she murmured to herself. Suddenly, a 刀 like the one from earlier flew over her head and hit the rock 墙 behind her with a clang. Aqua looked up, startled. “Today is your 日 to die, Aqua Marine.” She heard a voice say. She looked up at a ledge, where the voice came from. A grey earth 小马 with a black wild mane was standing there. “Who are...

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Saten Twist Adventures 9... PART 5

posted by Canada24

Pinkie showed Derpy and Saten all over Ponyville, eventually they ended up at sweet 苹果 aches.
Saten: (eyes widen) 冬青, 冬青树 cow.. Who's that!?
Pinkie: Oh that.. That's Applejack.
Saten: She's.. Beauitful.
Derpy: Really? Not really something I'd look twice at. (looks at AJ again), No wait, never mind..
Pinkie: (calling out) 嘿 AppleJack! Come meet the new folks.
AJ: (comes over) greetings.
Saten: (has trouble finding his tongue)..
AJ: Are ya okay.
Saten: Yeah.. It's just.. (sigh) would 你 go out with me?
AJ: (pauses)... Sure.
Saten: R Really?
AJ: Sure. Why not.. Just give mah an 小时或者 so (leaves)
Pinkie...

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Saten Twist Adventures 9... Part 3

posted by Canada24

Let me take a moment to thank those who stood 由 my lame tempt of a series.. Haha. Just kidding, I'm not really that insecure. But seriously. Thanks guys..
In case 你 haven't noticed it yet, this episode, not only sets as the back story. But also it's as close as I can get to a "Derpy episode".. She's the biggest breakout character of my series. And deserves her own episode of it..

YEARS LATER, (their all at their current age).

AT THE FILLYDEFIA TRAIN STATION:
Derpy: Oh no. The line is so long. We're never get aboard.
Chimney: (imitating a sarcastic Rarity) Oh no, what EVER shall we do.
Chimney:...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 64 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 64

You Can't Win

Date: January 10, 1957
Location: Ogden, Utah

Duke is the oldest 小马 to work on the Southern Pacific....

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Saten Twist Adventures 9... PART 1

posted by Canada24

This story takes place many years ago..

Derpy (As a filly): *jumping on bed, but her eyes seen as normal and she dosen't have her cutie mark*
Saten (as a filly): 嘿 Derp. Quite that already, your gonna hurt yourself.
Derpy: *subbornly* Shut up! Your not the boss of me.. *bangs her head on the roof, making her have the 交叉, 十字架 eyed disign*
Saten: My god, your okay!?
Derpy: *calmly and unaware of her new look* Sure, why do 你 ask?
SOON AFTER:
Saten: Told you, 你 were gonna hurt yourself.
Derpy: Just shut up. (looks in mirror) I look terrible.
Saten: No.. 你 look unique. Just like 你 yourself.
Derpy:...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 63 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Before we start this episode, I have a message for you.

As 你 all know, it has been at least one 月 since Karina_Brony deleted her account. I talked to her about it, and asked if she would return, and she 说 no. Because of this, it brings me great displeasure to say that I will not be allowed to use her character anymore. This is the last episode she will appear in. With that said, it's time to begin.

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From...

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Saten Twist Adventures 8... Part 4

posted by Canada24

Twilight rejoined with Discord and Satwn Twist.
Discord: Ahh.. About time 你 ladies returned.
Twi: Just me actually..
Discord: Still better then him then Saten. All he seems to be is off putting and angry.
Saten: *face gets even redder then already is, out of anger* Offputting!? ANGRY!?
Discord: *pats him* Thaats just the tip of the old ice burg there.
Twi: *chuckles* 你 have 'no' idea.

CUTAWAY:
Master Sword: Alright. Saten. Your my only other choice for assitent 足球 coach.
Saten: No problem.. I 爱情 little kids.. *to the filly soccor team* Alright. Do your best okay. Your all winners here. Despite...

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M.C.C Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Nocturnal Mirage's car

Business is-a boomin'. I think this is the best fanfiction I have written so far, and now it's time to continue.

Night Frizz had Saten Twist, Blazin' Blue, and Ryan pull over so that she could give them something. They seemed like regular clear license plate covers, but to Night Frizz, they were a way to get pass toll gates.

Ryan: How are these going to help?
Night Frizz: I have seen many ponies do this before. If 你 put it on your license plate, the scanners can't track down the number. If they can't track down the number on your plate, they won't be able to find your house, and if they can't...

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Saten Twist Adventures 8

posted by Canada24

This may not be my greatest episode. But its all I got..

Saten: Guys what's with all the vines?
AppleJack: I don't know. But it'll soon take over all of ponyville considering how fast it's moving.
Satan: Yeah. Fast.. Just like in-
AppleJack: Okay! We get it! Your used in a car racing story.. Will 你 ever shut up about it!?
Saten: We'll see..

Saten: Soo.. The whole Ponyville is being invaded 由 huge vine like plants? And the princess's have been captured?
Twi: Yes.. Except for me.
Saten: *turns to AppleJack* Hey.. Remember how 你 keep saying "only when hell freezes over".. Well.. I think this qualifies.....

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Let's B*tch About stuff Number 2 Bronies and their Types

posted by SteamPunkOtaku

As far as i can tell Bronies are seperated into three types each having subtypes.

Type 1: Artistic (Artfags)
Normal Artistic
Clop (dear god)
And Crossover

Type 2 : Fanfic Writers (Writefags)
Normal Writer
Clop (oh goood)
Crossover
Horror (or as ilike to call it, Grimdark)

Type 3: Music
Just 音乐 I Don't Really know if there are subcategories 你 can tell me in the 评论 if 你 want

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小马 story...

posted by AquaMarine6663

I sat in my chair, daydreaming, when my cat, Jewel, landed on my head. "The heck, Jewel! Get the heck off me!" I shouted, pushing the cat off my head. Now, you're probably thinking, 'who the heck yells at their cat?' Well, Mr. Nimbly does. Jewel, my chocolate-point cat sat up on the arm of my chair. "Justin! I um, I found something!" she excitedly said, batting at the blue half of my hair. 由 now, you're probably like, 'the heck?! this has NOTHING to do with ponies!!!' Just wait. "Fine. Lead the way." I said, grabbing my cane, as Jewel leaped on my shoulder. She led me through my neighborhood,...

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Saten Twist Adventures 7... Part 5

posted by Canada24

Saten Twist was helping AppleJack try to find Twilight. When suddenly banged into SilverNeedle.
SilverNeedle: (makes creepy joke).
Saten: *laughs and claps hooves like little kid* Ohhh, I like him.
SilverNeedle: Sup ponies!?
Saten: *claps hooves again* This guy.. We're has this guy been all this time!?
SilverNeedle: *to Saten* Wanna do some crack *shows beg* I have some of the best kinds.
Saten: Su-
AppleJack: *pulls Saten away* Nope..

Saten: What gives!? We were really hitting it off!?
AppleJack: Look suger.. As your friend. I can't have 你 hanging with druggies.. It's bad enough your a alcoholic....