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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It's been 5 days since we've been in the sea. We're halfway there, but the wind has stopped, and now everyone is bored, hungry, and thirsty.

Fluttershy: What do we do?
Vinyl Scratch: I don't know. *inhales* I'VE GOT 舱, 小木屋 FEVER!!
Jade: Ah got it to
Everypony: 舱, 小木屋 FEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pinkie Pie: Every 小马 sing! I've got 舱, 小木屋 fever, it's burning through my brain
Snips: I've got 舱, 小木屋 fever it's driving me insane.
Everypony: We've got 舱, 小木屋 fever, we're flipping our bandanas. Been stuck at sea so long we've simply gone bananas.
Dr. Whooves: Ariba
Dinky: *playing maracas*
Everypony: We've got 舱, 小木屋 fever, we've 迷失 what sense we had! We've got 舱, 小木屋 fever, we're all going mad!
Applejack: Grab yer partner 由 the ears, lash him to the wheel. Do si do step on their hoof, and listen to him squeal. Allemende left, allemende right it's time to sail 或者 sink. 摇摆, 秋千 yer partner over the side, and drop him in the drink. *throws Twilight overboard*
Rarity: We've got 舱, 小木屋 fever
Doughnut Joe: No if's and, 或者 buts.
Rarity: We're disoriented
Doughnut Joe: And demented, and a little nuts.
Pinkie & Fenix: Ach du liebe, Vriendscoupe bus. Sauerbraten weiner schnitzel, und wunderbar.
German military: We were sailing, sailing the wind was on our side.
Sean: Und then it died.
Boris: I've got 舱, 小木屋 fever, I think I 迷失 my grip.
Charleen: I'd like to get my hands on whoever wrote this script!
Huge stallion: I was floating neath the tropic moon. And dreaming of a blue lagoon. Now I'm as crazy as a loon.
Everypony: 舱, 小木屋 fever has ravaged all aboard! This once proud vessel has become a floating physco ward! We were sailing, sailing heading who knows where, and now though we're all here we're not all there *goes crazy for ten 秒 flat* 舱, 小木屋 fever yeah!
Twilight: Look! The wind has returned! We're moving again.

Let's go back to Derpy & Octavia in jail.

Octavia: Somepony get me out of here!!
Derpy: What was that song just being played?
Octavia: What are 你 talking about?
Derpy: It was something like, Kevin fever yeah.
Twilight: Let's go. We have to get the treasure.

2 B continued.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The train finally made it to the crystal empire. Princess Cadence was waiting.

Princess Cadence: 你 made it.
Easter bunny: Yeah, and now to celebrate easter.
Rainbow Dash: Did 你 see me pull the train?
Princess Cadence: What
Rainbow Dash: I pulled it most of the way here from Ponyville.
Pinkie Pie: We filmed it to!
Rainbow Dash: Now everyone gets to see my awesomeness!
Easter bunny: Not yet! We've gotta celebrate Easter.
Rainbow Dash: Fine! Let's color some eggs.

Everypony in the crystal empire started painting eggs. While this was happening the easter bunny hid some eggs for the ponies to find....
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Okay, this time, Azura, Nikki, Score, Cotton Swirl, stormy, Jack, 蓝莓 Swirl, Brawny, Twirl, Pixel, and Pacifica ran to the same place where they last saw Discord. Pacifica was all dressed up as she was going to go to are resort, she had high heels on cause she was afraid she was going to touch dirt. Pacifica, as usual was mean to Nikki and Score. She told them to carry her all the way to our destiny. Nikki and Score didn't wanted to do it but they knew what would happen if they didn't. So they carried her.

Nikki: *pant* *pant* are we there yet?
Score: *pant* I don't think so
Stormy: Why...
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posted by applejackrocks
All the ponies of ponyville are running backwards, the 动物 are running around, half of all the houses in ponyville are destroyed. Stormy, Nikki, Cotton Swirls, Score, and Azura are running to Stormy's house. When they finally arrived, they started making plans.

Stormy: Okay guys, what do we do first?
Azura: We have never defeated somepony so powerful...
Cotton Swirls: .....Some of us ponies, may not live....
Score: And I really don't wanna die....
Nikki: WOAH! Hang on there y'all, it's true, we may not live, but we'll still fight. We all have talent, mahn is with the rope.
Stormy: Nikki is right...my...
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In Canterlot.....

AJ: we really appreciate 你 guard us here
Pinkie: Yeah!
Soldier: no problem
AJ: But how exacly did Princess Celestia died?
Soldier: 你 see, Princess Celestia, as always, was drinking 茶 with the Wonderbolts, but suddenly, Discord came...he had 4 other ponies in his hand...I just reconized a 小马 there, her name is Twilight Sparkle, a faithful student of the Princess. The Wonderbolts tried to stop Discord...but it was to late...He grabbed the Princess and flew off....before he left I saw Twilight's horn glow then she screamed out "Elements of Harmony! Princess Luna!!! The Cutie...
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posted by applejackrocks
lets continue with the story... ..


AJ: (wakes up) huh? .......PINKIE!! Where are ya! (looks around in panic) Pinkie pie? Pinkie? (sees Pinkie's body in the floor covered with blood) No, No, NO! wake up sugarcube! d-dont leave me here.......alone........c'mon! wake up! Pinkie?....pinkie pie?... ..she's dead....FOREVER! (a tear rolls down her cheek)

Pinkie: APRIL FOOLS! *giggles*
AJ: what the hay?
Pinkie: hehe gotcha there *winks*
AJ: *face palm* oh pinkie! *giggles
Pinkie: so.....
AJ: wait, hpw did 你 got rid of the lion?
Pinkie: I just gave him a piece of cake!
AJ: uhhhhh....okay? ummmm so......
Pinkie:...
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posted by AquoMoon
As the mane 6 found Princess Celestia and Luna searching for the elements of of harmony to defeat Discord who is currently ruling Equestria with chaos and disharmony. "Hello can 你 ask me your name please?" asked Princess Celestia,"Sure I am Twilight Sparkle and theses are my 老友记 彩虹 Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity, 苹果 Jack, and Pinkie Pie," exclaimed Twilight Sparkle,"Hey sister did 你 find them yet, Oh who are theses 老友记 of yours," asked Princess Luna,"Hey I know 你 Twilight, Rarity, 彩虹 Dash, Fluttershy, 苹果 Jack and Pinkie Pie. 老友记 nope complete strangers to me."said...
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This is my first 文章 that I'm 写作 for Fanpop, and it's 11pm at night, and I have school in the morning. So if I start rambling of the convenience of solar energy in Ponyville, due to 彩虹 Dash's ability to clear the sky in 10 秒 flat, please, don't stop reading.

Let me start:

4.

She's Actually A Half-Mortal Goddess

In Ancient Greek times, the peeps believed that Zeus was the King of Le Gods. But he was also the sluttiest thing since credit cards. So, he got a lot of mortals preggo, and the usual outcome was a supernaturally enhanced baby, such as Hercules.

Who knows? Perhaps some...
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