posted by Seanthehedgehog
It's been 5 days since we've been in the sea. We're halfway there, but the wind has stopped, and now everyone is bored, hungry, and thirsty.
Fluttershy: What do we do?
Vinyl Scratch: I don't know. *inhales* I'VE GOT 舱, 小木屋 FEVER!!
Jade: Ah got it to
Everypony: 舱, 小木屋 FEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pinkie Pie: Every 小马 sing! I've got 舱, 小木屋 fever, it's burning through my brain
Snips: I've got 舱, 小木屋 fever it's driving me insane.
Everypony: We've got 舱, 小木屋 fever, we're flipping our bandanas. Been stuck at sea so long we've simply gone bananas.
Dr. Whooves: Ariba
Dinky: *playing maracas*
Everypony: We've got 舱, 小木屋 fever, we've 迷失 what sense we had! We've got 舱, 小木屋 fever, we're all going mad!
Applejack: Grab yer partner 由 the ears, lash him to the wheel. Do si do step on their hoof, and listen to him squeal. Allemende left, allemende right it's time to sail 或者 sink. 摇摆, 秋千 yer partner over the side, and drop him in the drink. *throws Twilight overboard*
Rarity: We've got 舱, 小木屋 fever
Doughnut Joe: No if's and, 或者 buts.
Rarity: We're disoriented
Doughnut Joe: And demented, and a little nuts.
Pinkie & Fenix: Ach du liebe, Vriendscoupe bus. Sauerbraten weiner schnitzel, und wunderbar.
German military: We were sailing, sailing the wind was on our side.
Sean: Und then it died.
Boris: I've got 舱, 小木屋 fever, I think I 迷失 my grip.
Charleen: I'd like to get my hands on whoever wrote this script!
Huge stallion: I was floating neath the tropic moon. And dreaming of a blue lagoon. Now I'm as crazy as a loon.
Everypony: 舱, 小木屋 fever has ravaged all aboard! This once proud vessel has become a floating physco ward! We were sailing, sailing heading who knows where, and now though we're all here we're not all there *goes crazy for ten 秒 flat* 舱, 小木屋 fever yeah!
Twilight: Look! The wind has returned! We're moving again.
Let's go back to Derpy & Octavia in jail.
Octavia: Somepony get me out of here!!
Derpy: What was that song just being played?
Octavia: What are 你 talking about?
Derpy: It was something like, Kevin fever yeah.
Twilight: Let's go. We have to get the treasure.
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