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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Rarity & 苹果白兰地 were having a conversation when...

Rarity: We have 20 miles to go until we get to that island.
Applejack: Ah hope all this isn't for nothing.
Rarity: Pinkie is being serious about this.
Applejack: Since when did she take things seriously?
Derpy & Octavia: *kidnap 苹果白兰地 & Rarity*
Sean: 嘿 Dash can 你 get 苹果白兰地 for me?
彩虹 Dash: Sure.
Pinkie Pie: Good, cuz he's busy helping with the tourists.
Tourist 小马 33: I need a hotdog.
Sean: Coming right up.

Inside the ship

Octavia: What are we going to do with you?
Derpy: I know *farts on Applejack*
Applejack: oh man that smells bad.
Octavia: Other then that?
Derpy: Hmm. Get Rarity.
Rarity: What are 你 gonna do to me? Why do 你 hate me? I'm british just like you.
Octavia: Get the ropes.
Derpy: *ties Rarity*
Octavia: *spins wheel*
Rarity: Whoa. I'm getting taller. This feels great!
Octavia: It's not working. Get that torch.
Derpy: *grabs torch*
Applejack: What are ya'll gonna do?
Derpy: We're going to set 你 on fire.
Applejack: NO! Ah don't wanna be set on fire! Ah'm already orange!
彩虹 Dash: 嘿 Applejack? Sean wants 你 to-
Octavia: ooh.
Derpy: What? *sits on torch* Oh my muffins!
彩虹 Dash: You're trying to kill my friends. How dare you!?

彩虹 Dash brought the traitors to be punished.

Sean: Hhhm.
Octavia: (Don't lock us up)
Sean: 彩虹 Dash, lock up these two for the remainder of the voyage!
Octavia: Fuuuck!
Derpy: *cries* Why is this happening? I just don't know what went wrong!
Octavia: Shut up!
Rarity: How am I going back to my normal size?
Twilight: With magic *performs spell*
Rarity: I'm going to miss being tall, but it was very hard to deal with.
Sean: Pinkie, I think it's a good idea 你 give me the map after what just happened.
Pinkie Pie: I don't know.
Sean: I didn't wanna have to do this, but as captain I order 你 to give me the map.
Pinkie Pie: *gives map*
Sean: Dash, find a 安全 spot for this.
彩虹 Dash: *locks map in safe*

Then we continued sailing until something stopped us, but that will be told later on.
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The last solstice

Chapter 20: Breakthrough – Part 1.


“You’re back!” the white alicorn exclaimed, her voice revealing disbelief.

There was a moment when Nocturnal Mirage thought Celestia’s going to hug him. The way and the speed of how the Princess re-assumed control over herself after the first shock also surprised and fascinated the stallion. There was an entire slideshow of different emotions on Celestia’s face, before she acquired the pose of the reserved, distant ruler. Even though she hasn’t acted as the First Mare of the Kingdom for over a decade, blood doesn’t turn to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con was running to the car, and soon he heard one of the enemies shout..

US Soldier: HEY!! There's no ammo for the 低音 cannon!
Mirage: Oh damnit, it's in the car!
Con: *drives*
Mirage: WAIT!!
Fenix: It's not like him to forget the three of us.
US soldiers: *shooting at Con*
Captain: Shoot the tires!!
Tara: What's going on?
Captain: We have an intruder, but it's heading away from your train.
Tara: Alright then. Proceed.
Engineer: *pulls out of station*

The wheels slipped, but soon the engine was out of the station, and was puffing down the line

Con: I have to chase that train
US soldiers: *shoot all four...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a somewhat dark night in San Franciscolt. A 小马 dressed as a clown was running toward a fence, and when he got there, he started climbing it.

US soldiers: He's over there!! *run*
clown: *running*
US soldiers: *shoot clown*
clown: *laying on ground*
US soldiers: Check his body. *search* He doesn't have it. Let's go.

Next morning in Canterlot

Con: Hello Moneybit, 你 look fine on this wonderful day.
Moneybit: That's because I'm not trying to assassinate anyone near you.
Con: *laughs* It's not your fault.
Moneybit: He'll see 你 now.
Con: Oh good *walks into P's office*
P: Good morning Con.
Con:...
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The last solstice

Chapter 41: Power through deceit


Luna walked over to the edge of the balcony with casual steps. She looked down to the place where her own sister vanished from her sight a moment ago, then burst out in a mad laughter.

“Ha ha ha ha ha!” she tittered maniacally. “Justice is served!”

A 秒 later, something slit through the air with a loud swish, and a circular metal object pierced her chest. Luna gaped, her features revealing surprise and disbelief. Her eyes traveled downwards to see what caused the pain. She discovered with shock, that it was her own royal seal, she...
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