小马宝莉 Article: Hedgehog In Ponyville One Last Time part 1

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Hedgehog In Ponyville One Last Time part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Another title screen

I've made several enemies, been in many wars, and countless battles, but this will be intense. It all started on March 13, 2025 when King Sombra was figuring out a way to destroy Equestria. He had something very big planned after losing the crystal empire.

King Sombra: Finally, time to test the time machine. *travels back into time*

November 23, 2012

Nazi Leiutenant: They went into a place called Equestria.
Robotnik: Then lets go!
King Sombra: Wait!
Robotnik: What do 你 want?
King Sombra: I heard you're trying to destroy a hedgehog correct?
Robotnik: Ja, and?
King Sombra: I want to help you. Follow me.
Robotnik: A time machine?
King Sombra: Yes. Now we go 前锋, 期待 for a month.

December 23, 2012

Discord: Robotnik! You're alive!
Robotnik: What?
King Sombra: 你 died from a 小马 named Scootaloo after bombing a 城堡 here.
Blaze: It was a filly to.
Nazis: *laugh*
Robotnik: HALT DIE KLAPPE!
Nazis: *stop laughing*
Robotnik: What's next?
Discord: Yeah Sombra, what do 你 have planned?
King Sombra: Only three 更多 people to get.

January 5, 2021

Catie: Attention Equestria! 你 are now under Communist power!
King Sombra: You. Over here.
Catie: What the fuck do 你 want?
King Sombra: 你 speak russian right?
Catie: Da, I am russian.
King Sombra: idealʹnyy *perfect*
Catie: Chto vy khotite? *what do 你 want?*
KS: Mne nuzhna vasha pomoshchʹ, chtoby unichtozhitʹ Equestria *I need your help to destroy Equestria*
Catie: A kto ostalʹnyye? *And who are the others*
KS: nemtsy *germans*
Robotnik: What is taking so long?
Catie: YA ne znayu, yesli eto budet rabotatʹ *I don't know if this will work.*
KS: Vy khotite, Shonezha mertv ili net? *You want Sean the hedgehog dead 或者 not?*
Catie: YA delayu, no *I do, but*
KS: Yesli nemtsy datʹ vam problemy , ya budu zabotitʹsya o nikh sam. *If the germans give 你 problems, I'll take care of them myself*
Catie: Lyubyye drugiye lyudi, kotorykh ya dolzhen znatʹ? *Any other people I should know about?*
KS: My dolzhny grifony, i prezident Hasbro *We'll have griffons, and the president of Hasbro*
Catie: V samom dele? *Really?*
Robotnik: Sombra lets go!
KS: We'll be right there.

June 9, 2023

Gilda: *flying to Canterlot*
KS: 嘿 you
Gilda: Oh god. What?
KS: Are 你 trying to kill a-
Gilda: Pony! I have to go to canterlot, and destroy it ok?
KS: I can help you.
Robotnik: There is a grey hedgehog helping them, and we have to kill him.
Gilda: Is that the hedgehog?
Catie: Yeah I'm the one 你 want to kill!
KS: It's a different hedgehog. He has red white, and blue stripes on his chest.
Gilda: Oh yeah I remember. What do 你 have planned?
KS: We have 更多 people to get.
Gilda: Then lets get them.
KS: Ok *activates time machine*

May 20, 2014

Brian Goldner: Lauren. We need to talk.
Lauren Faust: What is it?
Brian Goldner: People are mad that we ended with season 4.
Lauren Faust: Then 你 shouldn't have tried to fuck up my show!
KS: Attention 你 two.
Lauren Faust: King Sombra?
KS: Yes. It's me. I heard you're having problems with ponies
Brian Goldner: Your one.
KS: That doesn't mean I can't help. A hedgehog is helping them, and he has saved them from these guys.
Robotnik: Guten tag
Discord: Sup?
Catie: Hi
Gilda: What he 说 *points at Discord*
KS: Would 你 like to 加入 us?
Lauren Faust: Why should-
Brian Goldner: We would 爱情 to.
Lauren Faust: What?!
Robotnik: She doesn't seem impressed with the idea.
Discord: Well in that case we should kill her.
Brian Goldner: What, no interrogation?
Lauren: I would like that instead of being killed for no reason.
KS: Then we hold her prisoner.
Catie: Where?
Robotnik: I've got to come up with everything. *activates death egg*
Discord: What the friggin fuck is that?
Robotnik: Our flying fortress of death. And luxury.
Catie: I've seen this before. There's a chance it might get destroyed.
Robotnik: It won't, trust me. Plus we can fit our entire army on it.
KS: Sounds good lets go.

To be continued

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Gran Turismo Episode 8 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tim, and Julia were at briefing.

Captain Jefferson: Okay everypony, yesterday, Tim, and Julia chased a 小马 that 偷了 a muscle car. Sadly, they were not successful in stopping the suspect.
Tim: He was too fast for us Captain. That thing was fast.
Julia: Although it's 最佳, 返回页首 speed was lower than ours, it's acceleration was much better.
Captain Jefferson: He could be back, moving onto better cars. The guy we're dealing with here is good. Real good. The Ponyville police department has chased him seven times, and never caught him.
Toby: Do we have an ID on the suspect?
Captain Jefferson: The police in...

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Gran Turismo Episode 8 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

What to expect in this episode.

Pony: *Stealing a Plymouth Cuda*

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Captain Jefferson: The guy we're dealing with here is good. Real good. The Ponyville police department has chased him seven times, and never caught him.

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糖果 Sunshine: Hi, my name is Candy, and I'll be visiting for a week.
Tim: A state trooper visiting us?
Toby: That's bad news.

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Candy: I think I know how to catch your suspect.
Julia: Really? How?
Candy: I'll tell everyone tomorrow at briefing.

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting 下一个 to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
彩虹 Dash as Julia Rose

Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*

Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15

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The first Shadowknight. Episode 9

posted by SomeoneButNoone

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Holy Palladin 城堡 - Ponyville
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Joker - What it is sir.
Deathwish - Calling us both here.
Palladin - An yes it's time for us to take action.
Joker - Ohoho are we reacting to movements now?
Palladin - Our Feudal Recreational Dictatorship is great, but Noone accept it so with assassination of 皇后乐队 we may have 更多 to talk... He he he. Alias with death of Arthur we have 更多 to tell on Equestrian Concuil.
Joker - Shall we prepare?
Deathwish - Hmhmhm it's time we waited for.

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Canterlot Castle.
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Shadowknight - *sighs* this guy is pathetic.
Crimson - Uhhh.
Pearl - How this stalion can marry my sister....

Awesome 小马 Pictures

added by tinkerbell66799

Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)

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The Heist : Episode 2

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Damien - Hahaha... Easy money *drinks wine*
Jackson - Too easy.
Joel - Hehehe.
Jeremy - Ahh good to do this for some reason.
FI - 你 idiots forgot to burn security and now you're famous around Ponyville. Soon 你 will be infamous around Equestria. 你 slept well? I don't care. Get ready we need 更多 money and today is special occasion.

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On Road
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FI - Road F-23 Got closed because of someone going this way. Today we don't do a Heist. We're kidnapping princess Twilight Sparkle. We must get her before she gets to Canterlot. But we can't get her in Ponyville. So we hit her mid road. Exploding rails...

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Darkness - Ode to Destruction Ep. 3

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Episode 3

The Truth
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*As Darkness walks inside blank black room he hear voice.*

GOD-CORE - My child. The greatest power let me look at you.
Darkness - ...
GOD-CORE - I know why 你 are here, an FOOLISH request to ask about truth but... Is that truth that needed in your life, untill that 日你 didn't knew about it and 你 were living in peace and what will change the truth about it all.
Darkness - Alot...
GOD-CORE - Will 你 change, will your 老友记 change?
Darkness - No I...
GOD-CORE - If 你 want to hear a truth is that 你 are being puppeted whatever 你 do and 你 can't leave it...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 111 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This engine is what Metal Gloss was using. It's called an SD7

Date: January 19, 1963
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:56 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

After dropping off empty freight cars to be loaded with wood, and steel, Metal Gloss brought the engine she was using into the servicing facility.

Percy: How did it go?
Metal Gloss: Good, this just needs to be refueled.
Jeff: We're on it.
Metal Gloss: *Walks to the left, and goes into a shed. She sees engine 8444* Looks like you've been renumbered after all. *Leaves the shed*
Jeff: Now where are 你 going?
Metal Gloss: To talk to Pete.

in his office.

Pete: *Signing papers* This is practically the only thing I...

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Gran Turismo Episode 7 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Episode 7: Oh Deer

Special guest stars

Vinyl Scratch as Brielle
Derpy as Suzanne
Didont from SeanTheHedgehog
And Spike The Dragon as Flamethrower

Julia: *Driving past a firehouse, then crosses a railroad crossing*
Tim: *Looks at the 街, 街道 signs. They say Main Street, and Malpaso Avenue*
Julia: *Turns right from Main 街, 街道 to Malpaso Avenue*

Stop the song

Julia: Is is true with what they say about the deer on this road?
Tim: I don't know. I'll believe it when I see it.
Julia: Why do 你 say that?
Tim: It just seems impossible for twenty five deer to run around one small area. There has...

Just Be Me Episode 3 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

As soon as 彩虹 Dash, and 苹果白兰地 were about to set their hooves into Cactus City, Pierce, and Harry stopped them.

Rainbow Dash: What the 干草 are 你 doing?
Pierce: Trust us, 你 don't want to go into Cactus City.
Harry: Come with us. We have a house a mile away from here.

At Pierce and Harry's house, they explained to the three mares why they shouldn't go into Cactus City.

Pierce: The ponies in that town aren't treated very well.
Harry: The mayor likes to abuse everypony there, and even made a law forbidding them to leave.
Applejack: Who is the Mayor?
Pierce: Nobody knows his name, some...

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Project VOID Episode 1

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Equestrian Containment and Experimental Laboratories #32
Conainment zone 3 code : red
Subject ID : 37248266628374
Codename : VOID
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Dan - *knocks on window* Hello wake up!
VOID - ...
Dan - How are 你 feeling.
VOID - ...
Dan - 你 may think 你 are monster 37248266628374 but simply 你 are butyful creation of science.
VOID - ...
Dan - ... Eh... If we can't perform the tests in nice way we gonna start stabbing 你 with syringes again. How are 你 feeling.
VOID - I have a headache.
Dan - A prince started 唱歌 *writes something* now do 你 feel something uneasy expect 你 want...

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 13

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Once they reached the hospital, this happened.

Adrenaline: *Gets out of the truck and starts limping*
Doctor: *Sees Adrenaline* We got a 小马 that was shot.
Doctors: *Running with a stretcher*
Adrenaline: I don't need a stretcher. I can walk fine. *Falls down*
Larry: 你 sure about that?
Doctors: *Putting Adrenaline onto the stretcher*

It didn't take long for Adrenaline to get to his room

Doctor: Okay, put him on the bed.
Doctors: *Gently lifting Adrenaline onto the bed*
Don Castalini: Adrenaline, we're going to head back into Maui now. *Gives him $45,000* 你 did well.
Doctor: What happened?
Larry:...

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 12

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At the airport

Don Castalini: *Walks on board the plane with everyone else*
Stewardess: Hold it, the seven of 你 don't have tickets.
Don Castalini: We don't need them.
Stewardess: If you're flying on this plane 你 do.
Don Castalini: We have better things to do then jacking off just to get on board a plane.
Stewardess: Go get tickets, 或者 else.
Don Castalini: Get a ticket for this! *Pushes the stewardess off the plane*

Everyone gets on board, and the plane leaves for Kamodlawe.

Adrenaline: *Sitting in one of the chairs, waiting to reach the destination*
Larry: *Taking a nap in his chair*

Just...

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

They're going to turn this beetle into a hot rod.

Larry, and Adrenaline walked out of the Don's house, and then they found a Beetle.

Adrenaline: That was quick. Lets go and get it.
Larry: *Walks toward it* It's so easy to find one of these cars, because it's very common. *Gets in the driver's seat*
Adrenaline: *Gets in the passenger seat*
Larry: *Starts the car, and drives* Let me know if 你 see an auto 商店 anywhere.
Adrenaline: Sure thing.
Larry: *Passes a green light shortly before it turns yellow. He turns on the radio*
Announcer: Today, when it comes to automobiles, everypony knows the facts. Equestrian cars are very reliable, but use too...

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The train stops at the station in Kaanapali.

Larry: *Gets off, holding the suit cases with him*
Adrenaline: *Follows*
Larry: *Finds a telephone booth at the station* Make the call, I'm going to get us a ride. *Walks to a blue Belleville in the parking lot*
Adrenaline: *Dials his bosses number*
Larry: *Picks the lock on the door on the left side*
Adrenaline: Hey, boss. We took care of those guys. Yeah, we got the evidence. Alright then. See 你 later.
Don Castalini: 你 didn't even let me say a damn word! Whatever, at least 你 got the job done.
Adrenaline: Yeah. It was pretty easy.
Don Castalini: Wonderful....

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After talking to Don Castalini, Larry was driving Adrenaline home, when he got an idea.

Larry: 你 still want to try that destruction derby we saw earlier, 或者 do 你 wanna do that another time?
Adrenaline: I can't pass that up. I wanna do it now.
Larry: Then let's get there. *Drives to the destruction derby stadium*
Adrenaline: *Waits to arrive*
Larry: *Stops car in parking lot*
Adrenaline: *Gets out* 你 know where to sign in?
Larry: 由 the entrance.
Adrenaline: *Goes to the entrance looking for a place to sign up*
Derby Pony: What's your name?
Adrenaline: Adrenaline Rush.
Derby Pony: How old are you...

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The first Shadowknight. Episode 1

posted by SomeoneButNoone

"Long time 以前 when Equestria wasn't connected yet there was one 小马 that survived and was 给 a knight name even if was only an waiter in inn that was plotting on killing the princess. The story of creation of honorable name."

The first Shadowknight
Episode 1
"Freed 由 child."

Streets of Canterlot.
Dark age of Medieval.

Shadowknight - *sigh* why I'm the one that have to carry carrots...
Pony - The prices went up again...
Pony 2 - yeah no joke, we can't live with that.
Pony - Shut up 你 don't even work, 你 feed of your parents.
Shadowknight - Hm... I wonder if my father have problems with me like...

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Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Larry: *Driving his car with Adrenaline* Now we gotta kill ten ponies in the Mondoro mafia.
Adrenaline: Where can we find them? The pub?
Larry: Nah, no one goes there unless they're Irish. There's one hotel I know where they got lots of ponies in that mafia.
Adrenaline: Then we'd better go.

They got to the hotel.

Larry: This is it.
Adrenaline: *Looks around the lobby, as they enter the hotel*
Larry: Upstairs is where they are. We'll use the elevator.
Adrenaline: Got it. *Gets in elevator*
Larry: *Enters elevator, and hits the button for the third floor* Sometimes they got illegal gambling going on,...

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Larry, and Adrenaline went to the Don's house in less than ten minutes. They made it on time.

Larry: *Sitting on a 长椅, 沙发下一个 to Adrenaline*
Don Castalini: *Sitting in a chair* Gentlecolts. As 你 know, there are four mafias on the island of Maui. There's us, the Castalini mafia, then there's the Scaletta mafia, along with the Mondoro mafia, and the Meladori mafia.
Adrenaline: *Nods along with mentioning of the names*
Don Castalini: We checked that pony's wallet, and 偷了 $85 from him. He was a capo in the Mondoro mafia, Aldo Gerardo. To get revenge for what he did to Adrenaline's new girlfriend,...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 110 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: July 1, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 12:56 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete had the others meet him in his office. He told them about his idea.

Pete: Now, I understand that the work is getting harder, but I do believe I came up with a solution that will help 你 take your mind off of it. Games.
Mirage: Games sir?
Dan: 你 mean like hockey?
Pete: Not exactly. We will have three games, involving two teams. Everything will be set up 由 tomorrow.
Dan: So I guess you're not going to tell us about the games we are playing.
Pete: You'll see what they are tomorrow. Now get back to work....

Saten Twist Adventures S3E3 Part 6

posted by Canada24

LATER:

Everyone is seen eating lunch. Pinkie and Saten are seen at the same table, Saten eating burger, Pinkie eating a sandwich/

Saten: Can 你 get the pepper, please?

Pinkie: I don't know how much longer I can last.. I am gonna explode if I don't tell somebody.

Saten: It'll be fine. Now please pass the pepper!

Pinkie: Hang on. I don't feel like you're taking this dilemma seriously.

Saten: Fine sweetie. 你 have my undivided attention.

Pinkie: Okay, now, the Shining 说 I still can't tell anyone the surprise.

Saten: (sarcastically) No way!

Pinkie: Yeah, well, it's true. But I am killing myself over...