小马宝莉 Article: Rise of Nature's Wrath: Rumble, Tumble, Fall; Part 2

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Rise of Nature's Wrath: Rumble, Tumble, Fall; Part 2

posted by NaomiWinx

It was just a regular 日 in Ponyvile......

Celestia was just quietly sitting in her 王座, 宝座 room. She was 写作 a letter of the big party she was having today. It was to celebrate the birth of Equestria, but something wasn't sitting right with Celestia...she knew this party..the whole annual festivities. She did not actually create Equestria with her sister like everyone thought. But she didn't let it bother her and decided to have some fun. Nothing could go wrong. She sent her letters to all of Equestria and went back to her royal duties.

"Howdy ponies! Sure is a purty day" 说 Nikki as she went to meet up with the gang to see what to do for the party. "It sure is! I can't wait for the party! I going to bring in my signature candy-canes for snacks at the party!" 说 Peppermint as she hopped with joy. "It's a great party I heard." 说 Lilly quietly as she followed them. "Just 你 wait! The party will be the best of the year! It's such a blessing Equestria was created 由 our dear Princess!" 说 Crystal. "I going to be one heck of a party!" 说 AlterNate. They all started to get ready for the party, but some 小马 was not happy......

As the ponies headed over to the party a few hours later everyone was having a great time. There was dancing, music, treats and games. Everything was perfect nothing could ruin the day...or so Celestia thought. "Dear Sister, 你 have not done a thing. This is you're party and I don't mean to whine, but 你 must have some fun" Luna 说 while she was drinking some tea. "Oh sister..I know I should be but.." Celestia stuttered, but what cut off 由 Luna. "I know....but don't let that get to you" she layed on Celestia comforting her. Celestia smiled and whispered. "Thank 你 sweet Luna" as both royalty went to 加入 the party.

"Yee-haw!" Nikki was having a grand time with the other ponies playing and laughing. "Guys...?" Crystal stated. "Yeah?" AlterNate asked. "Do 你 feel some kind of....rumbling...?" 说 Crystal. Soon everyone felt it. The party 音乐 shut off and soon the plants went hay-wire. Their was a loud boom and half of the kingdom 分裂, 拆分 apart. A tall angry looking 小马 came from the earth and looked down at everypony from the sky. Her eyes golden. "I have came back for what I proclaim is mine! Equestria shall be born again!!"

To be continued...

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Saten Twist adventures: S3E1...PART 3

posted by Canada24

Saten: Derpy I need to your opinion about something?
Derpy: I was gonna tell 你 the same thing.
If I don't do something about this wrong 日 mishap, I'm not sure if Cranky Danky will ever forgive me.
Saten: (not listening) Trixie wants me to try being a better boyfriend. I'm not sure what to do.
Derpy: (also not listening) Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Saten: Maybe I should ask AppleJack for advice. She always tried making me a better boyfriend, but I wasn't listening at the time.. Classic me.
Derpy: I offered Danky a refund but it didn't help too much.
Saten:...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 100 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: March 4, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:45 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Inside the station, Hawkeye, Percy, Stylo, and Dan were outside of Pete's office. They were planning how to save him.

Stylo: Well we haven't come up with anything good.
Percy: What about my plan to call the cops?
Hawkeye: We gotta do something besides just call the cops. Pete needs our help.
Dan: Percy, what did 你 hear in the office when 你 tried to get in?
Percy: I heard some voices, and someone shouted at me to fuck off. It definitely didn't sound like Pete.
Hawkeye: Yeah he would never say anything like...

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Saten Twist adventures: S3E1 ... PART 1

posted by Canada24

Saten: So, in conclusion, I believe the painful sensation felt after passing a meal of spicy chillies is proof that the rectum does possess the sense of taste.

Trixie: ... I concur, but 你 changed the subject. What are we doing for hearts and hoove’s Day?

Saten: ....... Oh, 你 caught that, did you?

Trixie: Come on Saten, 你 know I can only be for so long., It was part of the deal... And I don't remember the last time 你 even did anything romantic?

Saten: Sure I do.. I got 你 that flower.

Trixie: It was Poison Joke.

Saten: How was I suppose to know that!?

Trixie: It had a sign saying it was...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 98 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 23, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 6:58 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were driving to work. Hawkeye was still thinking about what happened yesterday with Rachael.

Metal Gloss: What's wrong? 你 seem uncomfortable.
Hawkeye: It's the 小马 visiting from Kansas City.
Metal Gloss: Rachael? What happened with her?
Hawkeye: She wants me to 日期 her, but I told her we were married. I have a feeling she thinks I hate her, but I don't. I just want to be 老友记 with her. What do I tell her?
Metal Gloss: *Leans toward Hawkeye* 你 tell her what 你 think is right....

On The Block Episode 25 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, 你 already 说 that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three 分钟 later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS IS...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 97 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 17, 1960
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 5:54 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

The sun was setting, as Anthony sat on the station platform with Ryan, and Donut, waiting for their 下一个 assignments.

Michael: *Storms out of the station, and looks at Anthony* 你 cause an accident on my line, and don't tell me anything?!!?
Anthony: Roger 说 he was going to tell you. He didn't check the coupling between our train, and engines.
Michael: He 说你 were to check them! I don't know if this is going to be common with 你 now, but if 你 keep forgetting to do your work, I'll have 你 fired!...

CHiPs

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, 或者 chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson 摩托车 on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle 下一个 to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...

On The Block Episode 24 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic 彩虹 as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

It was a regular 日 at the fort. Wrangler Jane walked into Captain Parmenter's office.

Captain Parmenter: *Signing papers, but when he sees Jane, he drops...

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Trixie's funhouse remale: Part 5

posted by Canada24

As I managed to escape. The other two continued fighting.

Trixie continued trying to stab her, AppleBloom, at one point, managed to knee her in the stomach, making her bend over in pain.

AppleBloom found the bat and hit Trixie really hard, saying it was for Sweetie Belle.

But Trixie was somehow able dodged all her other swings.

Trixie punched her in the stomach, but AppleBloom ignored the pain as well.

Trixie attempted to stab AppleBloom but she dodged it.

Ten 分钟 of fighting, later:

AppleBloom was clearly growing 更多 tired.

At one point, Trixie punched her really hard on the side of her the head....

Ponies On The Rails Episode 85 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 7, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:38 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Jeff went into Pete's office at the station.

Jeff: 你 wanted to see me sir?
Pete: Yes. Let me ask 你 a question. What do 你 know about the Lehigh Valley Railroad?
Jeff: Not much. All I know about it is that it's a short railway in the east coast. Why are 你 asking me about it?
Pete: There's a shortage of track repairers in Neigh Jersey. You'll be taking an airplane from this city into Jersey City. From there, a stallion with a sign of both the Union Pacific, and Lehigh Valley logo will be there waiting...

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Don't Eat 纸杯蛋糕 On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I ran out of the 纸杯蛋糕 factory, and back to where my scooter was. Unfortunately, it wasn't there.

Scootaloo: Hey! What the- *Sees another 小马 riding her scooter* Bring that back here!!
Pony on Scootaloo's Scooter: Nope!!
Scootaloo: if i had fingers-
Guards: Stop right there!
Scootaloo: *Running towards the the down slope on the mountain* 彩虹 Dash 说 there would be a lot of snow, so I'll ski down here to escape them.
Pony: *Getting ready to ski down the hill* Ah. What a glorious 日 for-
Scootaloo: *Punches the pony, and steals his skis*
Pony: getting.. stuff.. stolen from me.
Guard...

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Awesome 小马 pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: facebook, EQD

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Grand Theft Ponies Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little 小马 version of a Lincoln.

A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little Pony version of a Lincoln.

Gordon, and Case 饼干 got in a black Lunicorn Continental. They were heading to the airport to deliver cocaine.

Gordon: The airport shouldn't be far away. Turn on the radio if you'd like.
Case Cracker: *turns on radio and begins to 搜索 for a station* Sounds like a lotta static.
Gordon: Maybe because this car is old. *Stops at red light* Let me try. *turns onto 98.1* This radio station has a lot of rock & roll, but right now they're playing a commercial.
Announcer: Behold, the best cars 你 could ever ask for, from Chevronet. Chevronet has made many enjoyable cars, from the Belair to...

Awesome 小马 pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart

Awesome 小马 pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart

Just Be Me Episode 2 Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Previously, when 彩虹 Dash, and her 老友记 found the treasure, they also noticed their ship was missing. When the diamond 狗 arrived, they 偷了 the ship.

Rainbow Dash: *Runs onto the 海滩 with her friends*
Leaf Pile: This is not good.
Erik: What are we going to do?
Rainbow Dash: I think I know what we can do. Me, and Leaf Pile will fly onto the ship, and 你独角兽 can teleport yourselves, as well as our earth ponies, and we fight whoever 偷了 our ship.
Applejack: If only I wasn't an earth pony.
Max: Be careful what 你 wish for.
Erik: Hey, I don't mind not having wings, 或者 a horn....

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I'm bored, so here's a 随意 BEST OF SATEN TWIST

posted by Canada24

SCENE 1:
Saten: *drunkily* H 嘿 Applejack
AppleJack: Are ya drunk 或者 something?
Saten: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* Y'all really need some sort of intervention. Ah mean this is the third time this week.
(Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear 苹果白兰地 wasn't completely comfortable with it.)
Saten: I I 爱情你 Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY!
AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It didn't even end well,. But since then. Ya showed up at my house four...

Just Be Me Episode 2 Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

彩虹 Dash, Rarity, and 苹果白兰地 got to the island with the five ponies on the pirate ship. They walked off the ship after putting down the anchor, and were on the island.

Leaf Pile: We're here. Now let's get that pirate map, and look for the treasure.
Rarity: *Realizes something* Oh, about the treasure map.
Leaf Pile: Yes Rarity?
Rarity: Remember when we were dumping Hungry's body over the edge, and into the ocean?
Erik: 你 didn't leave the map with her.
Larry: Did you?
Rarity: Well, 你 see... Yes.
Donut: Darn it!
Leaf Pile: Now how are we supposed to find the treasure?!
Rainbow Dash: Stay...

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The Storm Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

下一个 morning, Joe arrived at his job late.

Boss: *Watching workers unload boxes from a small freight train*
Worker: That's the last one sir.
Boss: Good work.
Worker: Okay man, we got all the boxes out of your train.
Engineer: Thanks. *Rings 钟, 贝尔 on his locomotive as he drives the train away from the depot*
Joe: *Arrives* Sir, I'm sorry for arriving late.
Boss: Don't worry about it. I got something to tell you.
Joe: What?
Boss: Important cargo is coming here from St. Foalis 由 helicopter.
Joe: Why is it coming all the way from there?
Boss: No one else would send it.
Joe: What is it anyway?
Boss:...

The Storm Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In St. Foalis, two ponies climbed into a helicopter on 最佳, 返回页首 of a building.

Orion: *Sits in pilot's seat*
Snowflake: *Sits 下一个 to Orion*
Pony: *Gives manifest to Orion* 你 two need to get some oil to a trucking depot in Trenton Neigh Jersey.
Orion: All the way in Neigh Jersey? What for?
Pony: It's needed 由 a town 由 there, and we're the closest company that can get it to them. Better start flying.
Orion: *Starts up helicopter*
Snowflake: Why did I let 你 talk me into this?
Orion: Because it's a fun job.
Snowflake: We're pegasi. We don't need to fly these things.
Orion: Well I like it. *Gets...