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It was 12am in Ponyville, and all the ponies were asleep, except for one little pony, Score. For some reason she couldn't sleep well.

Score: Ugh!! Why can't I sleep?!?!? (Looks at clock) UGH!!!

Score gets out of bed, and grabs a cup of milk. Then, she finally falls asleep. At around 3am, she hears a loud noise. And she decides to go and investigate.

Score: W-Who's there?!
????: ...........
Score: (grabs pan) Come out wherever 你 are!!!!
????: GET IN THE BAG!!!!
Score: What?!?!
????: That's right, get in the buckin Bag!
Score: *gasp* *whispers* the army.....

Suddenly, a bunch of Colts dressed in uniforms come out. One comes out of Score's closet, and others come from under her bed.

Score: What the 干草 are 你 all doing here!!! I 说 I wasn't gonna 加入 the army!!!!!
Colt: We didn't asked 你 if 你 wanted to, your going to!
Score: Azura! CS! Nikki! Stormy! Pacifica!! HELP!!!!!
Colt: (puts tape on Score's mouth)
Score: MMMMMF!!!!
Colt: Listen Score, if 你 don't 加入 the army NOW, we will take over Ponyville and kill all your friends! Got it?!?!?
Score: (calms down) *nods*
Colt: Good then! Now let's go everypony! (Puts Score into a bag)
Colt: We're gonna need 更多 than just one pony!
Colt: I think I know some ponies as strong as Score!
Colt: Okay then, lets get them.

They all left Score in a bag in their army car. And they went to kidnap the rest. The first house where they stopped was in Peppermint's house. They grabbed her and put her in a bag, then threw her inside the car with Score. After that, they headed to Aura's house. Aura did fought back, but it was too late. They shoved her in the car too. Finally, they went to 葡萄 Fruit's house. 葡萄 水果 did hit a 小马, 柯尔特 with her legs, but they also shoved her in the car, then they all left to San 帕洛米诺 Desert.

To be continued.....
Previously, we killed some people holding Princess Cadence hostage. Shortly after 彩虹 Dash's arrival, we turned back to normal.

Sean: Our disguises are gone. Cadence, do 你 know any spells to make us look like one of them?
Cadence: No I don't.
Sean: Alright. *gets map of castle* We've got a lot of ammo, explosives, and we need to create a lot of confusion if we're getting out of here alive.
Rainbow Dash: What should we do?
Sean: Dash, I want 你 to place some explosives in this room, most of them should go 由 the door, for when the enemy tries to open them, they'll die.
Shredder: There's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 John's car
John's car
The stalkers were getting closer.

Richard: Come on, two hooves! Take the hat off! *Takes Thomas' hat off* That's great *Finds money*
John: Is it?
Richard: Now take your 衬衫 off.
John: We already got the money we don't need to-
Richard: Take your 衬衫 off!
Stalker: *stops car on bridge*

The two stalkers got out, and one was carrying an assault rifle.

Stalker 2: *Shoots at Richard, John, and Thomas*
Somepony: *Crashes into stalker's car*
Stalkers: *Looking at car*

Then all of a sudden, the gun accidentally went off, and killed Thomas.

Richard & John: *Run for cover*
Richard: 你 ok?
John: I'm fine....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After the Flim Flam brothers left with Dexter, another 小马 walked in.

??: Hey. Are 你 alright?
Applejack: *Stands up* Who are you?
?? My name is Erica. 你 three should get some medical attention.
Applejack: We can't right now. I gotta go after those ponies that beat me, and my cousin up.
Erica: I think I saw them. Were they two 独角兽 with an 橙子, 橙色 pegasus?
Applejack: Yeah. Where'd 你 see them?
Erica: They just left the warehouse.
Applejack: Ok. Wake up Braeburn while I untie my sister. *Goes to Applebloom*
Erica: *Walks to Braeburn* Exuse me. Sir?
Braeburn: *Hits Erica*
Applejack: Braeburn!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce was very mad. He ran towards a truck, and started raging.

Hawkeye: A perfect time to scrap engines, just because they run on steam! *breaks truck window*
Jeff: Hawkeye? What happened?
Hawkeye: Pete is going to scrap an engine!
Jeff: Which one?
Hawkeye: I don't know, some 2-8-0.
Jeff: Oh. Sorry for your loss. *walks away*
Hawkeye: AAHH!!
Gordon: *Walks up to Hawkeye* Hey! Nopony is supposed to do idiotic things but me.
Hawkeye: Fuck off Gordon, I'm in a bad mood right now.
Gordon: No, I'm not fucking off, I just want to know why you're 表演 like this.
Hawkeye: Pete is scrapping a steam engine....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Just when Jeanne was walking away, Mrs. Stricker arrived.

Mrs. Stricker: Jeanne! Get over here!
Jeanne: *goes to Mrs. Stricker*
Mrs. Stricker: You're not allowed to 吻乐队(Kiss) other students on school grounds.
Jeanne: Really?
Rafe: That's dumb.
Mrs. Stricker: 你 two in my office, now.

In Mrs. Stricker's office

Mrs. Stricker: What in the world were 你 thinking when 你 kissed him?
Jeanne: I was happy for him. He offered to do something very nice, and-
Mrs. Stricker: No, unacceptable. No matter what, 你 cannot 吻乐队(Kiss) other ponies in this school.
Rafe: That's so unfair!
Mrs. Stricker: Watch your tone, Mr....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

Warning: This fanfic is rated R for lot's of violence, strong language, and is intended for a mature audience. Viewer Discretion is advised

Seanthehedgehog presents

A story with a sad intro

Octavia Unchained

As 你 probably know, in Equestria there are 更多 mares (female ponies) then there are stallions (male ponies). Because of this, nearly all the stallions placed much of the mares in slavery.

One of these mares is Octavia, and this is where her story begins, in Canterlot

Octavia: *Walking with other mares*
Stallions: *walking with mares, carrying whips*
Mares: *Walking to bus*
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Later that day, Pete called everypony down to the station. Gordon was already there, because of his timeout.

Pete: 你 all did an excellent job. Tomorrow, none of 你 need to come into work.
Ponies: Oh sweet.
Pete: But.....
Ponies: *Waiting*
Pete: I do need two volunteers to work the night shift.
Gordon: The night shift, how do 你 do that?
Pete: 你 got to carry a train of Chevy's to a dealership in St. Foalis. 你 can ride another train back here when it's done, and enjoy your 日 off.
Hawkeye: I'll do it.
Pete: You'll need a fireman. Anyone will do.
Hawkeye: Ok, uh Red Rose?
Red Rose: Sorry,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run 由 thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 9

Bartholomew "Not so" Perfect The 55th

June 10, 1951

At the station in Cheyenne, Bartholomew was getting ready to conduct a passenger train.

Gordon: *Looking at map of Equestria* Hey, Bart! Do 你 know how long it would take to get to Germany from my place if I was driving?
Bartholomew: Perhaps 你 should try looking at an actual world map instead...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Bartholomew Perfect the 55th
Bartholomew Perfect the 55th
Pete was discussing his plan on how to get back at Gordon

Pete: What we need to do is hire a new unicorn, and get him to find out about what Gordon is up to.
Orion: Like a spy?
Pete: Yup.
Bartholomew: *teleports 下一个 to Pete*
Pete: This is our new worker, Bartholomew Perfect the 55th. He's british, so don't make fun of him for that.
Coffee Creme: Uh, nopony makes fun of the british at all.
Pete: Ok then. Good luck *walks away*
Hawkeye: Hello Bartholo- lomr- mew
Bartholomew: *laughs* 你 don't have to call me 由 my full name. Bart will do nicely.
Hawkeye: Oh, hi Bart.
Bartholomew: Hello. I must say,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Spike was recaptured, and they continued taking him to Canterlot. Still, could be worse.

General Rosemeyer: Our soldiers have still not stopped Sean The Hedgehog, and his friends.
Robotnik: Fuck. Get in four trucks, three airplanes, and a tank!!
General Rosemeyer: Yes sir. *walks off*

30 秒 later

Fluttershy: Oh no! 更多 airplanes!!
Rainbow Dash: *holds gun for Sean*
Sean: No, keep it. I have another one *grabs .44*
Rainbow Dash: If 你 say so.
Applejack: Why can't these humans give up?
Sean; They're Nazis, they don't know how to give up. *shoots at airplanes*
Airplanes: *pass*
Rarity: They're not...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run 由 thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 4: 显示 business

October 3, 1950

Pete: *driving train at 10 miles an hour, then stops* Hello. I'm the controller of the Union Pacific. This engine I'm driving is not only fast, but it's the world's largest engine, and can pull a train five miles long. The Union Pacific. Power in everything.
Director: Aaaaand cut!! That was excellent.
Pete: Thank...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The B&O worker came back with his boss.

B&O boss: Ok, so 你 want to take three 4-6-2's in favor of these diesels?
Hawkeye: Yes sir.
B&O boss: Hm. There could be a problem with this.
Coffee Creme: What is it?
B&O Boss: Ah never mind, just a joke. Those three engines 你 want are over there. They're all yours.
Hawkeye: Thank 你 so much. *goes to engines*
Coffee Creme: *follows*
Hawkeye: Now we have new engines for the line, and we have less diesels. Let's do this.

The two ponies got the first engine started up, and pulled the other two.

Hawkeye: Now we give these two a run on U.P...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After Snow got her revenge on Con, she went back to HQ. As for Con, and Blu, they were on a 船, 小船 heading to Maredagascar.

Blu: Will 你 be able to save me?
Con: *turns on transmitter* I believe so.

When they arrived the town was deserted. The only ponies on the streets were Con, Blu, 7 koreans, and a mexican 小马 walking toward them.

Heckler: Hola everypony.
Con: I assume that a 小马 named Vetrice was working for you.
Heckler: You're correct, but how?
Con: I killed him, and he told me it was a mexican.
Heckler: Let's talk somewhere a little 更多 private shall we?

There was a warehouse 下一个 to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The taxis stopped at the park. Spike, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy ran out of the cabs quickly.

cab driver 1: What do 你 suppose they're doing?
cab driver 2: No clue, half of them we're carrying a pick, and a shovel.
cab driver 1: We better find out about this
Sam: *crashes into fence*
Rarity: I don't want to find the money!
Spike: What do 你 mean? Aren't 你 curious to find out about all this?
Rarity: I'm 更多 disgusted. *walks away*
Spike: Jeez.
Mirage: *drives toward entrance*
Shining Armor: *does the same*
Twilight: Man let's go find the money!
Pinkie Pie: *sees cab drivers* Who are they?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The famous spy of the Central Intelligence Of Equestria has returned!

The story begins at a Mexican airbase.

P: What do 你 see?
Con: Other then rain, and explosive weapons from communists?
P: Ach. 更多 serious then I thought.
S: Hang on, there's a 小马 there that looks familiar.
P: Yeah, isn't that Snails?
Con: I see him too.
Snails: Get all these weapons to our base in Las Pegasus as soon as possible!
Mexican pony98: Yes sir.
Con: We have to get rid of those weapons *shoots nuclear missile*
Moneybit: What the fuck is he doing?
P: His job.
mexicans: *shoot at Con*
Con: *kills three mexicans*
S: Con,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It's the 11th Con Mane story, and it begins in Berlin Germany. Con's best friend Fenix Lighter, an agent for the German Secret Service, M.I.3 is on his way to a marriage. Con, and another 小马 is with him, until they run into trouble....

I was actually typing that while listening to the 星, 星级 wars theme song! LOL

Fenix: Are we almost there? How do I look?
Con: Relax Fenix.
German pony75: *flies near them*
German pony23: 嘿 look, there's a message.
Con: *reads it* Follow me.
German pony23: *follows*
German pony75: *lands*
Fenix: *gets out* What the fuck happened?
German pony75: Sanchez escaped, he's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We left off on the fight between bronies, and haters

Hater 54: *sets up MG*
Sean: *shoots haters*
Security guard: Stop the fighting!
Hater 54: *kills guard*
Sean: Enemy machine gun! Take cover
bronies: *hide behind wall*
Hater 54: *shoot at wall* Penetrate!!
Sean: *kills machine gunner* All clear!
bronies: *advance*
Jade: We got enemies with RPG's!
Hater 402: *shoots missile*
Sean: *runs from missile*
Hater 635: *shoots at Jade*
Jade: *shoots missile*
Hater 635: *dies from explosion*
Sean: *kills other 导弹 carrying haters*
Brony 64: Let's 移动 up!

We moved up a floor, and got introduced to 50 haters wanting...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Hater's hotrod
Hater's hotrod
We were heading for Philadalphia having just crossed the Tappan Zee Bridge when Jade was on her laptop.

Sean: Good thing this car has Wi-fi. What are 你 doing?
Jade: I'm sending a message to every brony about the assault on Philadalphia.
Sean: Perfect. We gotta stop to refuel though.

So we stopped at a gas station after getting off the highway.

Jade: I think that store is oepn. Let's get some food!
Sean: Ok.
Hater 643: *drives up in '32 ford*
Sean: Whoa, that's a very cool car.
Hater 643: I found them!
Sean: What?
Hater 643: *pushes me to ground*
Jade: What the heck?
Hater 643: *kicks my face*
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