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posted by Mylittlecute12
彩虹 Dash leads Twilight to the town square.
"So what is it"? asks, Twilight.
"I found the alicorn amulet"! says, 彩虹 Dash.
"WHAT?!" I thought I locked that thing away!" says Twilight. "Me too" says, 彩虹 Dash.
"Rainbow Dash have 你 seen my brother?" asks, Twilight. "No sorry Twi." replies, 彩虹 Dash.
Twilight tries to find the others. "WAIT!!!" yells, Trixie. "I am coming with you". "You can't Trixie it's far too dangerous and Sombra can be any of these ponies." explains, Twilight. "Oh please let me! The Great and Apologetic Trixie can do it"! explains, Trixie. "Fine" says, Twilight.


To be continued....................
I was watching some Yo Mama 视频 on YouTube before I started 写作 this article, and I was inspired to make some myself. So I hope 你 guys have a laugh with this.

-Yo Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the square block through Chrysalis' holes!

-Yo Mama is so ugly, when Discord saw her, he said, "That is too chaotic for my tastes."

-Yo Mama is so hairy, she makes up part of the Everfree Forest!

-Yo Mama is so fat, it takes a 日 for Pegasus ponies to fly around her!

-Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought 彩虹 Dash was made out of Skittles!

-Yo Mama is so fat, Starswirl the Bearded couldn't banish...
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Source: sazuko
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Source: pintrest (if anyone knows the exact artist, let me know)
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Source: aquila sadiqua zeba
#5: Anthropology 由 JasonTheHuman
Okay, I haven't actually read it..But it's on Triq267's 列表 of must reads, and I want to have at least ONE story to hate on, despite never 阅读 it. Cause, as Brad Jones would say.
"Hating on stuff everyone likes, makes me think I'm being cool.. But really it makes me look like a total asshole"


#4: THE 粉, 粉色 TEMPTATION 由 CooperCrisp:
Look I just don't care about Carrot Cake.. I'm sorry.
But this writer has some really well done talent..

link


#3: SPIKE'S 彩虹 DASH 由 MallaJone:
SpikeXDash isn't the WORST idea for a ship. And this writer is kinda talented.
But...
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Source: Alasou
HELLO! EVERYPONY The story for this 显示 down with the evil 婊子, 子 皇后乐队 Chrysalis was epic it's amazing what the staff did with bringing the changeling army for one last time plus did everypony like that thorax was reformed Changeling ! Then in the long run we all knew that 皇后乐队 Chrysalis did not want to reform for good because she feeds on the hate of others and was born to hate everypony and others anyway let me know in my opinion if 你 liked the season finale of season 6 或者 not ?


Hopefully season 7 we get to see princess Ember become better 老友记 with spike and perhaps we will someday get the full story of the evil sirens in Equestria !
BEST:

CUPCAKES:
This story truly is my favourite creepy pasta.
I made stories of it myself.
Not only that, but the fact that 纸杯蛋糕 has some of the greastest 粉丝 视频 and 粉丝 sequels is also why I am a good supporter of the story.. It has one of the greatest songs ever "Get ready to Die/Andrew WK". Witch, according to Conan (yes, I watch Conan, deal with it, hahaha) the song was made directly for the video, same with the whole song. Guess its why most of the songs are party themed, particulary the one used for Hellsing Abridged.
Anyway.
Obviously this story two thumbs up for me.
As its "different"...
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THE MANE SIX - "HEY DISCORD 你 HAVE TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THOSE DARK PONIES TAKE THOSE NIGHTMARES AWAY !

DISCORD-"YOU OF EVERPONY ACUSING ME YOUR FRIENDLY CHAOS GOD OF INTENTIONS I HAVE NO CONTROL OF PLUS I SMELL SOMETHING ROTTING TO THE CORE AS IF WHY WOULD ANYPONY WANT TO FRAME ME AND ALL 你 SIX PONIES HAVE BEEN FRAMED ALSO SO IF I WAS 你 TWILIGHT MAGIC, COWBOY JACK, SPARKLY AND GIGGLES PIE AND SPEEDY DASH PLUS LAST LOW VOICE SHY 或者 WHATEVER YOUR 小马 NAMES ARE ? THERE'S WORD THAT DERPY HOOVES BEEN GETTING STRANGE MAIL THAT KEEPS SAYING "YOU MUST OBEY ME EVERYPONY "! MEANWHILE IN OTHER...
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Glaze: Here's your stuff (hands over a bag of weed).

Saten: Thanks Mrs WoodenToaster, wanna smoke it with me?

Glaze: No thanks, I don't smoke that stuff anymore.. This isn't high school.

Saten: Maybe not to YOU.

Glaze: Whatever.. Usual price.. $280.

Saten: Sure, here (hands her the money).

Glaze: Thank yo-.. This is 2 dollars!

Saten: I'm a little low on cash, okay.

Glaze: Low on cash!?.. What, did 你 spend it all 啤酒 again?

Saten: No.. I realized.. If there's the risk of becoming my father.. It's probably time to stop drinking.

Glaze: Ahh... Some could say that 日 came and went after 你 gave yourself...
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I thought I would have 更多 ideas from here.. But... I don't.

So this concludes the third season. I have 更多 annoying Grand Theft Auto crap that nobody cares about, to write.

A lot of my 老友记 want a crossover between GTA and Farcry 3, ever sense I spoofed Far-cry 3 in Trevor Phillips Series episode 3.. In the scene. Trevor Phillips envisioned himself as the main protagonist, Jason Brody, saying how he would of done things a bit differently.

This includes, killing an off guard Vaas Montenegro 秒 after Grant's death (despite the irony that Vaas and Trevor are 更多 或者 less the same type of person). Vaas's murder then appears to make Trevor the NEW pirate's leader. And Trevor then blackmails Hoyt Volker into returning Reily and the others... The game was WAY shorter..
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Source: joyreactor, EQD
Flash Sentry trotted down the majestic streets of Ponyville. It was late evening, and he was headed his way to meet up with his 老友记 in their 最喜爱的 tavern of the town, “The Tipsy Horse”. He was not wearing his Royal Guard uniform, as instead, he wore a loose 衬衫 and dark jeans. The pegasus was still muddled that the Princess Of 爱情 had asked him to be the personal guard of the Princess of Friendship, Twilight Sparkle. The name seemed familiar to him of course, he knew her as the mare that constantly bumped into him around the castle. But the puzzled expression on his face soon...
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A/N: This story was highly inspired 由 The 爱情 in the Night 由 Riter on www.fimfiction.net. My version is slightly different, replacing the characters with Twilight Sparkle and Flash Sentry. Oh, yes, 你 heard me. I’m ready for all the hate. So if 你 don’t like it, don’t read it. Oh, and ignore the errors here and there. Putting all that aside, thank 你 for 阅读 and enjoy!

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Princess Mi Amore Cadenza slowly trotted through the regal hallways of her 城堡 in the great Crystal Empire. The princess of 爱情 craned her neck, narrowing her eyes at the rays of light that pierced through...
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Source: DeviantArt
posted by SomeoneButNoone
"Once 你 wake up and see the reality, the dreams will fall and shatter. That's why everyone want to stay a kid, who can't see the truth."

Slash - *reads newspaper*

-Some Ponies call me a genius. Some a monster. In the end I'm just a fool.-

Slash - *picks cigarette*

-A Fool that as a kid wanted to catch criminals. Fooled with this became an detective and 迷失 everything...-

Slash - *looks in the air*
Ace - Shall we go?
Slash - Shut up.
Ace - Eh...
Slash - *sighs* Let's go.





Episode 1
Bloody Sleepover

>TwilightSparkle Castle

Slash - *enters the Castle*
Police - Ah detective...
Slash - What is it. Something...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"Letter to EPM
RMP moved faster then we thought originally. The last prep work has ended and talks with KGB are ended. They will take over operation Shadow Raid and we will call government take over aswell.
Cheif Juistice Dan von Shadowknight"

Dan - Everyone! We have prepared count-reformation aginst RMP movemen, we officially control Canterlot so we are in upper hand. VSS will be supported 由 EMP and KGB. Our enemy is RMP and GSF. We will crush our enemies! We will eliminate the evildoers! We will protect Equestria in its full image! Take back Ponyville and make peace! Innocent kids and grow...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Jake - Well?
Dan - Darkness is really from orther timeline.
Jake - As he said.
Dan - Weird.
Jake - Hm?
Dan - He radiates with wierd aura.
Jake - Who cares.

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Rose - Welcome - Deathless Squadron.
Void - Uh... What is it.
Rose - I want to 显示 你 the new operation. Operation - Shadow Raid. As 你 all mostly know there are monsters 4th times bigger than Valkyries. Behemoths are connected to the mothers of these monsters. They create an plasmatic shield around their cave. We will engage 30 Valkyries to battle it.
Dan - So this is the plan. Phase One - Engage Behemoth and create barricade around the battlefield....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 11 is beginning

Rainbow Dash & Applejack: *Turning on the teleporter*
Pinkie Pie & Twilight: *Connecting the pad to the core, and running to the teleporter*
Rainbow Dash: Did we fix any barriers?
Applejack: Yes, but it was off screen.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots two zombies with her Spas 12, blowing their heads off* Aw, I can no longer hear their screams if they no longer have mouths.
Twilight: *Shoots the head off of a zombie with her Stakeout* No 更多 meat for you.
Applejack: 你 were three feet away. Big deal.
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the teleporter*

They were back in the projector room

Pinkie...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 4 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Running towards Pinkie Pie, but gets sideswiped 由 a room to her right, and goes in it to see the sign toiletten* Haha, and 你 thought I wouldn't find it.
Applejack: *Stays in the first room with Twilight, shooting zombies* If that's all 你 got, maybe you're not drinking enough.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots the head off of two zombies* Ah, wunderbar Dashie, you've made it just in time.
Rainbow Dash: Don't 你 ever, leave without the rest of us, EVER AGAIN!!
Pinkie Pie: Oh Dash, 你 worry too much. *Shoots the head off of a zombie near 彩虹 Dash* Now hurry up, and...
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