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Okay so this is a parody of the movie 《守望者》 if 你 haven`t seen it. 你 should, it`s a great movie. It`ll have:
苹果白兰地 as Rorshach,
Fluttershy as Nite owl II,
Pinkie Pie as The Comedian,
Twilight Sparkle as Dr.Manhattan,
彩虹 dash as Ozymandias, and
Rarity as Silk Spectre II.


Excerpt from chapter one:
Rorshach: Dog carcass in an alley way this morning, hoove track on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me, I have seen it`s true face. The streets are extended gutters, and the drains are full of blood and when the gutters finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up around their waists, and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!!!" and I`ll whisper "neigh"
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After Pierce left, Pete was upset.

Pete: The best worker I ever had, just quit.
Snowflake: That's not good.
Coffee Creme: I'm going to miss him.
Pete: Yeah. Well, we have a train waiting for 你 to take Coffee Creme. 你 must go to Fort Worth Texas.
Coffee Creme: Ok. *goes to engine*
Snowflake: *Goes back to signalbox*
Coffee Creme: *Shoveling coal into firebox*
Snowflake: *Turns signal green*
Coffee Creme: *Blows signal twice, then pulls lever* Ah! I've got wheel spin.
Pete: Stop your engine from slipping.
Coffee Creme: I don't know what to do! *pushes lever*
Pete: 你 stopped the engine. Are...
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Well, been getting some ideas on how this ends, and they're pretty funny. Here is the end to the three parts of this adventurous story!

Me: What IS that noise?

AJ: Ah don't hear nuthin'......

Me: Shhh! Sounds like a squeaky toy of some sort. Sounds like....

Lyra: HEY!! How ya doin?


Me: Gahhh!! LYRA!


AJ: What the buck are ya doin' here?

Lyra: It's 彩虹 Dash! She's lying on the ground, nobody knows what to do, and the princess is away on royal business! And Soarin' is on vacation for some reason!

Me: On my way! I'm not letting her go! AJ, stay and watch the house!

AJ: Got git 'em, Tiger!

Lyra: He's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the C.I.E headquarters in Canterlot.

Con: Hello P, what do 你 need me to do?
P: That depends, what do 你 know about a 小马 named Hattan Scaramanga.
Con: I know that she has a really powerful gun, and can kill anypony with just one shot. Why?
P: She has plans to kill you.
Con: Well that can't be good.
P: 你 need to go to Hong Kong, and kill her, before the opposite happens.
Con: Kill her? I don't know if I wanna kill her.
P: She is a threat, and must die.
Con: Fine. *leaves room*
Moneybit: Hello Con.
Con: Hi Miss Moneybit, where is Hong Kong?
Moneybit: In China.
Con: And where is China?
Moneybit:...
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With Cadence in a 图书馆 downtown....


Cadence: *looks around* Hmmm...where is it..........HA! there it is! (Grabs book that is titled "Black Magic") Your coming 首页 with me Mr. Book! *trots back 首页 with book*

When Cadence arrived to her room, she immediately started to read the book "Dark Magic".....

Cadence: Hmmm.. *reads* "How..to..turn a pony..into..a..frog...."NAH! Too easy!
Cadence: *flips page and reads* "How to...kill a 小马 with magic..." Too harsh....
Cadence: There is nothing in this stupid book, to get my revenge on Chrysalis!

The book suddenly flipped to the page 129, 由 it's self....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Disneyfan333 helped me out with this.

The story starts in Brazil, as a car pulled into the parking lot. The 小马 driving the car was Mr. Casa.

After Mr. Casa entered the building, he went to an elevator, and went to the floor where his office is.

Mr. Casa: *Enters office, and opens safe*

Earlier, Mr. Casa placed $300,000 in the safe, but it was empty

Mr. Casa: *Staring at empty safe*
Con: P really doesn't mind when 你 borrow his money, but when 你 steal it, that's another story.
Mr. Casa: I should've known P would've sent you.
Con: It's a pleasure meeting 你 too. But whatever happened to...
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Soon, they saw airplanes leaving Canterlot.

Applejack: Where are they heading?
Pinkie Pie: I don't know, but I do know they're going north.
Rainbow Dash: I hope Zecora gets here soon.

Zecora was at Ponyville.

Zecora: *Bringing Fluttershy, and Rarity back to life.
Fluttershy & Rarity: *Wake up*
Rarity: Oh, what happened?
Zecora: 你 were killed, but I have brought 你 back to life with a potion. *gives potion to Fluttershy* Use this to bring every dead 小马 back to life.
Fluttershy: Ok.
Zecora: And 你 Rarity, must bring everypony back to life with your magic.
Rarity: Alright. What are you...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Sorry it took me so long to make this. I was too busy with other fanfics, and I forgot about this one.

Theme song >> link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Adventures Of 彩虹 Dash

Based off the TV Show, Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog

Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, 彩虹 Dash

Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie

The main villian, Discord

Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle

Episode 4

The Race To Save Pinkie Pie

Everything just seemed like an ordinary day, until

Rainbow Dash: 你 know what's better than chocolate?
Pinkie Pie: What?
Rainbow Dash: Nothing. Chocolate...
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