小马宝莉 Article: Dragon Quest, The Journey of the New Brony, Part 2

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Dragon Quest, The Journey of the New Brony, Part 2

posted by triq267

First things first, thank 你 to anyone who reads this. Okay, so this is a continuation of The Journey of the New Brony 文章 I wrote a few weeks back. So, while watching Dragon Quest, I noticed even 更多 similarities between the events of the episode and the common new brony's experiences. Let me once again make them into a list. But because this is part 2, remember that the person is already a brony.

1. 你 go to hang out with people who should be your friends.
2. Something happens, and 你 admit to being a brony.
3. They make fun of you.
4. 你 try to prove that it hasn't majorly changed you.
5. 你 do prove it.
6. 你 hang out again.
7. They still don't approve of ponies, 或者粉丝 of ponies.
8. 你 discover who your true 老友记 are through ponies.

Yeah, it's not as good as my last one, but I wanted to share my thoughts anyway. Please give me feedback, I want to write the best 文章 I can, which I can't do if I don't know what I'm doing wrong. Anyway, triq267 out.

Seanthehedgehog, tailsfan111 and 1 other like this

Seanthehedgehog Nice work Triq, but, what happened to part 1?

triq267 http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic/articles/150979/title/read-weep-journey-new-brony

Seanthehedgehog Thanks, just fanned it. I don't know why, but when I searched for this, part 1 didn't show up.

Ponies On The Rails Episode 84 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 3, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:38 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

The trainyard was full of tank cars. Every single on of them was carrying gasoline. Ponies had to be careful around the tank cars, especially when coupling them up to other freight cars, 或者 trains. If they went too fast, they would blow up.

Gordon: *Waiting in a diesel* 嘿 Wilson, what's taking so long to get my freight train set up?
Wilson: 你 gotta pull tank cars full of gasoline.
Gordon: So? I think they should hurry up.
Wilson: Well. It's your life. *Walks away*
Gordon: 嘿 wait a second. Was that supposed...

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On The Block Episode 15 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 街, 街道 corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 下一个 to Double Scoop*
Tom: 更多 ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands 下一个 to...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 83 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 1, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:27 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Gordon: Come on, hurry up!!
Percy: *Slowly driving three diesels towards a freight train*
Jeff: *Standing 由 Gordon with Mike* 你 can't rush him Gordon.
Gordon: I can do whatever I want!
Mike: Yeah, like jacking off.
Gordon: Jacking off is something I despise!
Jeff: He probably did it twelve times yesterday.
Gordon: Don't spread rumors!!
Percy: *Stops the engines*
Ike: *Checking the coupling between the engines, and the freight cars* All good.
Gordon: I can go?
Percy: Yes. *Gets out* Take over.
Gordon: *Runs...

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Trixie's funhouse spoof... Conclusion.

posted by Canada24

I just want to end this story so it can be out of the way, and
I can stop overbooking myself.

The 下一个日 Trixie knocked on Rarity's door.
Trixie: Well. I did it. I killed them.
Rarity: Oh.. Well. This is awkward... I. kinda.. Changed my mind, and was about to call it off.
Trixie: Oh... I'm still getting paid though right.
Rarity: (sighs) Fine.. (gives her the amount of money she promised too).
Trixie: Thank you. (takes the money). Say. 你 have any beer?
Rarity: No. Saten came and took the last one.
Trixie: (excitedly) Saten's still in town?
Rarity: I guess.,
Trixie: Great.. 你 know where he might be.. Because I am totally NOT gonna stalk him.
Rarity: (shrugs unsurely)

THE END

Ending theme.
(theme song/Steven King IT)

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Ponies On The Rails: The Human World Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Location: The 小马 world: San Franciscolt, Alicornia
Date: September 6, 1958
Time: 5:41 PM

Pete, and Metal Gloss finally returned to the hotel with the mirror.

Metal Gloss: *Puts mirror 下一个 to 电视 set*
Pete: Finally. I never thought we'd get it up here.
Metal Gloss: I never thought we'd get it at all.
Pete: Okay. Let's see if this works. Wait here, I'll be back. *Goes into the mirror*

Inside the human world, Pete found out that the mirror took him to a clothing store. Several humans were staring at him.

Pete: awkward. *Goes back to the 小马 world*
Metal Gloss: What did 你 see?
Pete:...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 78 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, Stephanie, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 78: Presidents, And Foul Ups
Date: August 19, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 77 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 14, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 12:34 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

The griffon was assigned to drive a westbound freight train to Denver. Orion was also going to Denver in another train. Both of their trains were right 下一个 to each other.

Hawkeye: *Holding two buckets marked grease, and gives the one with water to Metal Gloss*
Griffon: What are 你 up to?
Hawkeye: Do 你 know anything about grease?
Griffon: No.
Hawkeye: Well it actually helps if 你 put some on the rails. That way, your engines will get a lot of grip when they start off.
Griffon: Really?
Hawkeye: Yeah....

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Tirek's Lamentations

posted by mariofan14

Why has my only brother joined up with the enemy? Why has Scorpan betrayed me? His aid should have been vital in my conquests against those weak mortals, but he had many other thoughts, all that hurt me hard. Why has he forsaken me to the princesses?! Damn you, Scorpan! 你 are not my brother!

I had a goal in mind. I wanted to conquer the entire world, turning it into what it should be: a world under my order and rule, making the mortals' lives a living hell. But the fight against the princesses ruined everything! It was because of their cowardice that banished me to the pits of Tartarus, just...

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巴比, papillon, 巴比龙 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is Papillon

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Papillon

France, 1938

Two stallions were walking to a warden at a jail. They were outside, near the exit where all the prisoners were lined up.

Police 小马 54: All present, and accounted for sir.
Warden: Thank you.
Police 小马 95: *Playing drums for five seconds*
Warden: As of this moment, 你 will all be transferred to another prison, far from here. Everypony living in France no longer has to worry about you. Forget France. She has gotten rid of you.

Then the warden walked down a crowded street, while soldiers, and police ponies escorted the prisoners to the harbor where...

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On The Block Episode 10 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house* HAPPY NEW 年 ASSHOLES!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Let's get some fireworks! *Sets up a firework*
Master Sword: Let's shoot some 枪 into the air! *Grabs a Glock 18, and shoots twelve bullets* I 爱情 Austrian guns!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Sees firework go off in the sky*
Master Sword: That was great, but seriously people, it's just the beginning of a new year.
Tom: There's no need to get excited about it....

Merry 圣诞节

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This Will Be The 日 - RWBY [PMV]

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i didn't think anyone would actually do this! xD woo! RWBY! MLP!

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On The Block Episode 8 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Aina was 写作 down a 圣诞节 list.

Aina: Dear Santa Claus, even though everypony calls this holiday Hearths Warming Eve, I want to remember this as Christmas.
Audience: *Cheering*
Aina: On the 下一个 episode of this show, I want everything to be related to Christmas. The crossover parody, a few of the skits, and I want Master Sword, and Tom Foolery to be dressed like 你 during the intro.
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: As for my presents, I only have one gift that I want, and that is a new set of headphones. I like Dr. Dre's beats, so could I have a pair of those in red? Thanks a lot. Sincerely,...

On The Block Episode 8 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game 显示 wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Rainbow Dash as herself
and special guest star, Nocturnal Mirage as Tom Selleck

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I'd like to once again remind our contestants that there are proper bathroom facilities located in the studio.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We have a real 谷仓 burner on our hooves.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: In the lead, we have 彩虹 Dash with...

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On The Block Episode 7 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

屁股屁股 Inn

Audience: *Laughing*

Starring 彩虹 Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic 彩虹 as Donovan
Blaze as Richard

Los Angeles. A place for many great events, and some bad ones as well.

Audience: *Laughing*

One of the hotels in this town is called the 屁股屁股 Inn. It's got a secret strip club run 由 two mares, but the main reason for it's name, is because it's a hotel for assassins only.

Ranger: What's our target for the 日 Mercury?
Mercury: Our target is to shoot down a green unicorn. He's a police...

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Saten Twist Adventures. Episode 10.. Part 2

posted by Canada24

AT RESTURANT:
Trixie: I'm glad your finally over AppleJack.. Who needed her anyway. She didn't get you.. 你 need someone who 'dose' get you.. Someone who knew 你 your whole life.
Saten: 你 mean Derpy?
Trixie: Well.. Sure.. Derpy.. But I meant some 'else' who knew 你 your entire life, and always had a thing for you.. Who knows.. She might be sitting in front of you.
Saten: (obviously) I honestly have no idea what your going on about Trixie. But your voice is soothing, and strangely I feel better.. (happily) Thanks, 你 always such a great friend.
Trixie: (sighs) Sure... Friend
Saten: (gets up) Anyway. I gotta go.. Sorry again for trying to kill you, last time we were here.
Trixie: (shrugs) 你 were drunk.
Saten: If it makes 你 feel better. I'm really trying to cut back on alcohol.
Trixie: I sincerely doubt that.. But if 你 say.
Saten: (leaves)
Trixie: (sighs) Guess Trixie's paying again..

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On The Block Episode 5 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

彩虹 Dashed

Starring everypony as theirselves.

Narrator: One lovely morning, 彩虹 Dashed arrived at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: Hi 彩虹 Dash.
Rainbow Dash: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rainbow Dash: Can't 你 see I got a hangover? My head feels like a bomb is about to go off.
Twilight Sparkle: My head is a bomb.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Are 你 going to help me learn how to clear clouds?
Rainbow Dash: Forget that, I need a drink.

So she walked out of Sugarcube Corner, and saw an over sized champagne bottle that said...

Rainbow Dash: Spitfire. I'm haluci- halizit,...

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Crystal Gleam Vs. Rarity

posted by Dragon-88

Crystal is hunting for gems when she encounters Rarity.

Blazin' Blue, whom I know 你 know as my main OC, is getting to know his new friend Crystal Gleam after meeting her at the train station to welcome her. While many looked at her weird, and some 说 "What's an alicorn doing here in Ponyville? She belongs in Canterlot!", she was welcomed 由 the blue unicorn and shown around town. After a while, Blazin' decided to get to know her better, and learned she loved gaming and hunting for gems. He lets her go walk around 由 herself to discover 更多 on her own...NOTE: There is a swear word in this article. 你 have been warned.

Crystal: I wonder if I...

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My Little Reviews:Rainbow Rocks

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Oh meh gawd. This was the best movie since Frozen. And still, I just like 《冰雪奇缘》 for like two days. But this. This. This is a masterpiece. A BUCKING MASTERPIECE. It was like--and then--and she--and they--and her--and she said--and OH MY BUCKING GOD. What does this movie mean for S5? I mean, seriously, number one, HOW THE HELL DID TWILIGHT GET THE MIRROR INTO HER CASTLE? I mean, did she like, say, "Oh hey, Celestia, can I come over and steal that mirror?" and then was she like "Okay Twilight" and they just did that? 或者 like did she have a normal mirror and make it magic with a spell? Well, I...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 68 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nemo and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 68: Pimp My Engine
Date: February 1, 1957
Location: Not Yet Mentioned
Time: 10:00 AM
Railway: Southern Pacific...