Just wanted to say: I DON'T OWN THIS! I found this on Fanfiction.net, and thought it was brilliant :3
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你 know you're a My Chemical Romance Freak when
你 know you're a My Chemical Romance Freak when
1. Your carpet is soaked with drool after watching them play on TV
2. 你 cry when u hear them play your 最喜爱的 song live
3. 你 hear someone say My Chemical Romance and 你 snap to attention
4. 你 stand your ground and defend them when someone tries to criticize them
5. 你 feel like burning the TRL building down
6. 你 read a story and claim 你 saw one of the band members names, though its not there
7. 你 have a MCR song for every point in your day
8. 你 lick the TV when there on it, Mmm..MCR
9. 你 recite the words to the song when someone even mutters just a word of it.
10. 你 Live 由 the words of My Chemical Romance
11. You've asked your parents millions of times if 你 could make MCR your religion!
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE
Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
Frank Iero can divide 由 Zero.
The 草 is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.
The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
Bob Bryar doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
Mikey Way can speak braille.
Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.
Jeeves asks 射线, 雷 Toro.
If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Geico saved 15 a 年 由 switching to Gerard Way.
射线, 雷 Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination 由 catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into 谷歌 and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
耶稣 walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
When Frank Iero gives 你 the finger, he's telling 你 how many 秒 你 have left to live.
Gerard Way doesn't use pick-up lines, he simply says, "Now."
Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if 你 can see him coming it's already too late.
Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man.
射线, 雷 Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."
We've fired the bullets, and felt the revenge.
We are lacking the romance.
We've faced the bullies, and we gave 'em hell,
Then hung 'em high.
We've marched down Cemetery Drive
& we are now prepared to march in The Black Parade.
No one loves us, so we don't 爱情 you,
and these are our Famous Last Words.
Here's to the kids who were never okay,
who brought their bullets in return for your love.
To the kids who live life on the murder scene, seeking revenge on those who wronged them.
To the kids who 迷失 their fear of falling,
who refuse to drink to 显示 their support for Gerard's decision.
Here's to the kids who sign their name xoxo, fuck sincerely.
The kids who 爱情 demolition style, who would end their days in a hail of bullets for thy lover. Here's to the kids who will spend their nights dreaming of what life would be like if they were G. F. R. B. 或者 M. instead of partying with others.
Here's to the kids who play with action figures instead of doing homework.
Here's to the kids who mourned over the loss of Mikey's glasses,
here's to the kids who put bars and X's over their eyes to be just like their heroes.
Here's to the kids who scream fuck 你 to anyone who starts shit with them.
Here's to the kids who believe they're vampires, just like the MCR boys.
Here's to the kids who were welcomed to the black parade.
Here's to the kids who are not afraid to keep on living 或者 walk this world alone.
To the kids who could've been a better son.
Here's to the kids who raise their glasses high for tomorrow we die, and we all go to hell.
Here's to the kids who put sister to sleep, who set Ferris wheels ablaze.
To the kids who take pills that counteract the booze they drink.
Here's to the kids with poison and pills.
To the kids who 火, 消防 At Will.
Here's to the kids who loved pansy, and all its glory.
To the kids who cried at the sight of Robert Bryar burning on the set of FLW.
Here's to every soldier, vampire, and parader, to every Fan.
Here's to each and every one of 你 My Chemical Romance fans.
Your dedication is what makes the world go round.
MCRmy:
"I will always stand 由 them no matter what they do 或者 decisions they make... as a die-hard soldier of the MCRmy...I solemnly swear to give my blood, sweat and tears for the sake and well being of Frank Iero, Gerard Way, 射线, 雷 Toro, Mikey Way and Bob Bryar... "
-all the M.C.R 粉丝 out there(including me)
This is for all the kids who doodle MCR lyrics instead of paying attention in class.
This is for all the kids who listened to 'I'm Not Okay' on repeat because it made them feel like they weren't alone.
This is for all the kids who have seen 'Life On The Murder Scene' twenty bajillion times.
This is for all the kids who bought 'The Black Parade' the 秒 it came out and clung to it like a security blanket for a month.
This is for all the kids who 爱情 Gerard, no matter what color his hair is.
This is for all the kids think Mikey is awesome, with 或者 without glasses.
This is for all the kids who wish they could play 吉他 like Frank.
This is for all the kids were worried about Bob when he burnt his leg.
This is for all the kids who secretly fantasize about playing with Ray's hair.
This is for all the kids who know that as long as there is a My Chemical Romance, they will never be alone.
This is for all the kids who 爱情 My Chemical Romance with all their hearts.
This is for all the kids who wear their t-shirts not just to look cool, but to promote them too.
This is for all the kids who saved up their allowance for months, babysat, and mowed lawns to go to their 音乐会 and sing every word.
This is for all the kids who were never okay.
This is for the MCRmy.
Ten Commandments of the Black Parade
1. Thou shall accept death as it comes
2. Thou shall march and sing without question
3. Thou shall face fear and regret
4. Thou shall never let go of thy dreams
5. Thou shall give blood
6. Thou shall not fear thy sins
7. Thou shall protect thy brothers in arms
8. Thall shall darken thy clothes
9. Thou shall walk this world alone
shall carry on!
The Ten Commandments of My Chemical Romance
1. Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2. Thou shall be willing to die for love.
3. Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you.
4. Thou shall be a demolition lover.
5. Thou shall unleash the bats.
6. Thou shall protect thy lover from everything (even vampires)
7. Thou shall respect the lords, Gerard, Mikey, Frank, Ray, and Bob.
8. Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance
9. Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.
10. Thou shall carry on.
The Ten Commandments of Gerard Way
shall never let them take 你 alive.
shall drink 星巴克 coffee
shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
shall admit that they are not okay freely
shall unleash the fucking bats
shall strike violent poses
shall stay out of the light
shall suck thy enemies blood
shall overcome thy weaknesses
shall not be afraid to keep on living
The Ten Commandments of Frank Iero
1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe
2. Thou shall eat skittles
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy 衬衫 领, 衣领 或者 hood
5. Thou shall get tattoos
6. Thou shall kick 随意 objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerard/Mikey too)
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth
8. Thou shall change hair style every year
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun
The Ten Commandments of Mikey Way
1. Thou shall 移动 as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall 爱情 sushi as much as thineself
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall 爱情 独角兽 with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters/heaters
The Ten Commandments of Bob Bryar
1. Thou shall never get mad at those 更多 annoying than thou
2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses
3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou 心 burn openly
4. Thou shall 爱情 cats
5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown
6. Thou shall T.P New York
7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more
8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way's phone number
9. Thou shall be the hardest working 鼓手 ever
10. Thou shall 爱情 Mr. 豆 as thou equal
The Ten Commandments of 射线, 雷 Toro
1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well (I never even knew he wore them)
4. Thou shall not like to read
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets 'Guitar Burn'
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important part
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do 'that' in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro
Ways to Tell If You're a Real My Chemical Romance Fan
MCR 粉丝 know 更多 songs than "Welcome to the Black Parade."
2. Real MCR 粉丝 know Gerard Way's brother's name.
3. Real MCR 粉丝 shout 'YES!' when one of their songs comes on.
4. Real MCR 粉丝 冲床 their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard's hair.
5. Real MCR 粉丝 冲床 their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard in general.
6. Real MCR 粉丝 know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.
7. Real MCR 粉丝 商店 for hours just to find a 夹克 like the band's have for a MCR concert.
8. Real MCR 粉丝 take time to right on the front of all their underwear "I 爱情 Gerard."
9. Real MCR 粉丝 ask their mom "What's for dinner?" and are disappointed when she doesn't say Gerard.
10. Real MCR 粉丝 start smoking because they think they will be how like Frank and Gerard. not really
11. Real MCR 粉丝 ask for Bob the Bryar for 圣诞节 and cry when they don't get him.
12. Real MCR 粉丝 do dirty things with their MCR action figures and are proud to admit it.
13. Real MCR 粉丝 sleep with a picture of MCR and actually have to wipe off the drool stains.
14. Real MCR 粉丝 piss themselves when they see them... on the television.
15. Real MCR 粉丝 would admit to let them rape you.
16. Real MCR 粉丝 go in a rendition of Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge when they hear a guy in a restaurant say "So Long"
17. Real MCR 粉丝 have this on their profile.
18. Real MCR 粉丝 giggle everytime Gerard Way says the word 'way' in his songs
19. Real MCR 粉丝 will scream "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, insert band member name here!" on his birthday, regardless of how quiet the room is.
20. Real MCR 粉丝 watch "Life On the Murder Scene" twice a 日 then apologize to plants.
21. Real MCR 粉丝 often zone out, listening to MCR in their heads, and when someone asks them a 问题 they scream the lyrics they were just thinking of.
22. Real MCR 粉丝 write 'my' and 'romance' around the word 'chemical' when in science class.
23. Real MCR 粉丝 when hearing any word even slightly associated with MCR on the television, instantly freak out and turn up the volume.
24. Real MCR 粉丝 eat skittles and drink 可乐 zero three times daily.
25. Real MCR 粉丝 have every MCR picture possible saved on their computer, and admit it proudly.
26. Real MCR 粉丝 have actually read and re-read and re-re-read etc. any MCR webpages they could find.
27. Real MCR 粉丝 can listen to a MCR song repeatedly and not get tired of 说 song. (no matter how many times 你 listen!)
MCR 粉丝 hear New Jersey and instantly think MCR MCR MCR MCR MCR!
29. Real MCR 粉丝 try their hardest to mention MCR in any project at school.
30. Real MCR 粉丝 spaz out when they see the word 'way' in books, on trucks, anywhere
- Greene Finch
A/N: Originally 发布 由 Bloody Misfit on deviantart.
Sad thing is, I do all of these things….
_____________________________
你 know you're a My Chemical Romance Freak when
你 know you're a My Chemical Romance Freak when
1. Your carpet is soaked with drool after watching them play on TV
2. 你 cry when u hear them play your 最喜爱的 song live
3. 你 hear someone say My Chemical Romance and 你 snap to attention
4. 你 stand your ground and defend them when someone tries to criticize them
5. 你 feel like burning the TRL building down
6. 你 read a story and claim 你 saw one of the band members names, though its not there
7. 你 have a MCR song for every point in your day
8. 你 lick the TV when there on it, Mmm..MCR
9. 你 recite the words to the song when someone even mutters just a word of it.
10. 你 Live 由 the words of My Chemical Romance
11. You've asked your parents millions of times if 你 could make MCR your religion!
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE
Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
Frank Iero can divide 由 Zero.
The 草 is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.
The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
Bob Bryar doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
Mikey Way can speak braille.
Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.
Jeeves asks 射线, 雷 Toro.
If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Geico saved 15 a 年 由 switching to Gerard Way.
射线, 雷 Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination 由 catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into 谷歌 and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
耶稣 walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
When Frank Iero gives 你 the finger, he's telling 你 how many 秒 你 have left to live.
Gerard Way doesn't use pick-up lines, he simply says, "Now."
Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if 你 can see him coming it's already too late.
Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man.
射线, 雷 Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."
We've fired the bullets, and felt the revenge.
We are lacking the romance.
We've faced the bullies, and we gave 'em hell,
Then hung 'em high.
We've marched down Cemetery Drive
& we are now prepared to march in The Black Parade.
No one loves us, so we don't 爱情 you,
and these are our Famous Last Words.
Here's to the kids who were never okay,
who brought their bullets in return for your love.
To the kids who live life on the murder scene, seeking revenge on those who wronged them.
To the kids who 迷失 their fear of falling,
who refuse to drink to 显示 their support for Gerard's decision.
Here's to the kids who sign their name xoxo, fuck sincerely.
The kids who 爱情 demolition style, who would end their days in a hail of bullets for thy lover. Here's to the kids who will spend their nights dreaming of what life would be like if they were G. F. R. B. 或者 M. instead of partying with others.
Here's to the kids who play with action figures instead of doing homework.
Here's to the kids who mourned over the loss of Mikey's glasses,
here's to the kids who put bars and X's over their eyes to be just like their heroes.
Here's to the kids who scream fuck 你 to anyone who starts shit with them.
Here's to the kids who believe they're vampires, just like the MCR boys.
Here's to the kids who were welcomed to the black parade.
Here's to the kids who are not afraid to keep on living 或者 walk this world alone.
To the kids who could've been a better son.
Here's to the kids who raise their glasses high for tomorrow we die, and we all go to hell.
Here's to the kids who put sister to sleep, who set Ferris wheels ablaze.
To the kids who take pills that counteract the booze they drink.
Here's to the kids with poison and pills.
To the kids who 火, 消防 At Will.
Here's to the kids who loved pansy, and all its glory.
To the kids who cried at the sight of Robert Bryar burning on the set of FLW.
Here's to every soldier, vampire, and parader, to every Fan.
Here's to each and every one of 你 My Chemical Romance fans.
Your dedication is what makes the world go round.
MCRmy:
"I will always stand 由 them no matter what they do 或者 decisions they make... as a die-hard soldier of the MCRmy...I solemnly swear to give my blood, sweat and tears for the sake and well being of Frank Iero, Gerard Way, 射线, 雷 Toro, Mikey Way and Bob Bryar... "
-all the M.C.R 粉丝 out there(including me)
This is for all the kids who doodle MCR lyrics instead of paying attention in class.
This is for all the kids who listened to 'I'm Not Okay' on repeat because it made them feel like they weren't alone.
This is for all the kids who have seen 'Life On The Murder Scene' twenty bajillion times.
This is for all the kids who bought 'The Black Parade' the 秒 it came out and clung to it like a security blanket for a month.
This is for all the kids who 爱情 Gerard, no matter what color his hair is.
This is for all the kids think Mikey is awesome, with 或者 without glasses.
This is for all the kids who wish they could play 吉他 like Frank.
This is for all the kids were worried about Bob when he burnt his leg.
This is for all the kids who secretly fantasize about playing with Ray's hair.
This is for all the kids who know that as long as there is a My Chemical Romance, they will never be alone.
This is for all the kids who 爱情 My Chemical Romance with all their hearts.
This is for all the kids who wear their t-shirts not just to look cool, but to promote them too.
This is for all the kids who saved up their allowance for months, babysat, and mowed lawns to go to their 音乐会 and sing every word.
This is for all the kids who were never okay.
This is for the MCRmy.
Ten Commandments of the Black Parade
1. Thou shall accept death as it comes
2. Thou shall march and sing without question
3. Thou shall face fear and regret
4. Thou shall never let go of thy dreams
5. Thou shall give blood
6. Thou shall not fear thy sins
7. Thou shall protect thy brothers in arms
8. Thall shall darken thy clothes
9. Thou shall walk this world alone
shall carry on!
The Ten Commandments of My Chemical Romance
1. Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2. Thou shall be willing to die for love.
3. Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you.
4. Thou shall be a demolition lover.
5. Thou shall unleash the bats.
6. Thou shall protect thy lover from everything (even vampires)
7. Thou shall respect the lords, Gerard, Mikey, Frank, Ray, and Bob.
8. Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance
9. Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.
10. Thou shall carry on.
The Ten Commandments of Gerard Way
shall never let them take 你 alive.
shall drink 星巴克 coffee
shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
shall admit that they are not okay freely
shall unleash the fucking bats
shall strike violent poses
shall stay out of the light
shall suck thy enemies blood
shall overcome thy weaknesses
shall not be afraid to keep on living
The Ten Commandments of Frank Iero
1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe
2. Thou shall eat skittles
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy 衬衫 领, 衣领 或者 hood
5. Thou shall get tattoos
6. Thou shall kick 随意 objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerard/Mikey too)
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth
8. Thou shall change hair style every year
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun
The Ten Commandments of Mikey Way
1. Thou shall 移动 as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall 爱情 sushi as much as thineself
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall 爱情 独角兽 with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters/heaters
The Ten Commandments of Bob Bryar
1. Thou shall never get mad at those 更多 annoying than thou
2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses
3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou 心 burn openly
4. Thou shall 爱情 cats
5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown
6. Thou shall T.P New York
7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more
8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way's phone number
9. Thou shall be the hardest working 鼓手 ever
10. Thou shall 爱情 Mr. 豆 as thou equal
The Ten Commandments of 射线, 雷 Toro
1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well (I never even knew he wore them)
4. Thou shall not like to read
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets 'Guitar Burn'
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important part
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do 'that' in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro
Ways to Tell If You're a Real My Chemical Romance Fan
MCR 粉丝 know 更多 songs than "Welcome to the Black Parade."
2. Real MCR 粉丝 know Gerard Way's brother's name.
3. Real MCR 粉丝 shout 'YES!' when one of their songs comes on.
4. Real MCR 粉丝 冲床 their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard's hair.
5. Real MCR 粉丝 冲床 their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard in general.
6. Real MCR 粉丝 know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.
7. Real MCR 粉丝 商店 for hours just to find a 夹克 like the band's have for a MCR concert.
8. Real MCR 粉丝 take time to right on the front of all their underwear "I 爱情 Gerard."
9. Real MCR 粉丝 ask their mom "What's for dinner?" and are disappointed when she doesn't say Gerard.
10. Real MCR 粉丝 start smoking because they think they will be how like Frank and Gerard. not really
11. Real MCR 粉丝 ask for Bob the Bryar for 圣诞节 and cry when they don't get him.
12. Real MCR 粉丝 do dirty things with their MCR action figures and are proud to admit it.
13. Real MCR 粉丝 sleep with a picture of MCR and actually have to wipe off the drool stains.
14. Real MCR 粉丝 piss themselves when they see them... on the television.
15. Real MCR 粉丝 would admit to let them rape you.
16. Real MCR 粉丝 go in a rendition of Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge when they hear a guy in a restaurant say "So Long"
17. Real MCR 粉丝 have this on their profile.
18. Real MCR 粉丝 giggle everytime Gerard Way says the word 'way' in his songs
19. Real MCR 粉丝 will scream "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, insert band member name here!" on his birthday, regardless of how quiet the room is.
20. Real MCR 粉丝 watch "Life On the Murder Scene" twice a 日 then apologize to plants.
21. Real MCR 粉丝 often zone out, listening to MCR in their heads, and when someone asks them a 问题 they scream the lyrics they were just thinking of.
22. Real MCR 粉丝 write 'my' and 'romance' around the word 'chemical' when in science class.
23. Real MCR 粉丝 when hearing any word even slightly associated with MCR on the television, instantly freak out and turn up the volume.
24. Real MCR 粉丝 eat skittles and drink 可乐 zero three times daily.
25. Real MCR 粉丝 have every MCR picture possible saved on their computer, and admit it proudly.
26. Real MCR 粉丝 have actually read and re-read and re-re-read etc. any MCR webpages they could find.
27. Real MCR 粉丝 can listen to a MCR song repeatedly and not get tired of 说 song. (no matter how many times 你 listen!)
MCR 粉丝 hear New Jersey and instantly think MCR MCR MCR MCR MCR!
29. Real MCR 粉丝 try their hardest to mention MCR in any project at school.
30. Real MCR 粉丝 spaz out when they see the word 'way' in books, on trucks, anywhere
- Greene Finch
A/N: Originally 发布 由 Bloody Misfit on deviantart.
Sad thing is, I do all of these things….
