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All my 老友记 are coming over
And I hope nobody told her
She has a way of turning sunshine into rain
I’ve got on that 衬衫 she hates
I just know that face she’ll make
Even though it hurts, she’s my 最喜爱的 pain
She never drives her car, she drives me crazy
She went out of gas, and somehow I’m to blame

I’ll take her out and drop her off
On the outskirts of our town
I’ll leave a trail of 玫瑰 that’ll lead back 首页 (so come back home)
She’ll pick a fight for no good reason
She knows I’ll never leave
I 爱情 her half to death,
But she’s killing me

All my friends, they say they like her...
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(WARNING: miese insiderwitze, die nur ich verstehe :D interessiert niemand aber ich habe gewisse aggressionen gegen kA(HHHH)- RIIIIII(HHHH)N Fucking slut whore 婊子, 子 brat)

Karin is so fat, not even 火影忍者 can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the 秒 level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shiet thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed 由 Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'...
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FREAKING AMAZING! Everything that happens in my mind in one song :D
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(ich hatte langeweile und habe mir mal ein mieses englisches schimpfwort ausgedacht)

Fucking-stupid-sluttish-slut-of-a-whorish-bitch-slut-brat-who-would-do-josh-schwartz-just-to-get-a-bad-payed-role-dealing-with-a-fucked-up-character-everybody-likes-in-the-beginning-but-then-got-only-bad-and-humiliating-storiylines-so-that-the-character-got-hard-and-hollow-or-just-ended-up-with-some-pitty-of-a-boyfriend-fucking-around-and-not-caring-for-her-feelings-a-second-until-he-looses-her-and-gets-her-again-and-loses-her-again-because-his-character-is-fucked-up-too-and-her-character-is-probably-going-to-die-or-getting-pregnant-from-some-random-stranger-in-the-end-anyway-and-after-her-damn-chareer-making-friends-with-mrs-damm-just-to-get-her-fashion-knowledge-skrewed-up-and-then-bonding-with-karin-fucking-annoying-whore-to-be-naive-and-stupid-and-sluttish-together-just-to-probably-get-killed-along-with-her-or-ending-up-marring-a-lama-which-spits-in-her-face-every-moring-as-a-way-to-say-''whoa-how-could-I-get-married-to-such-a-stupid-neurotic-bitch,-I-can't-belive-I-didn't-listen-to-my-lama-parents-how-can-I-get-rid-of-her?''-and-after-killing-her-poor-innocent-lama-husband-getting-pregnant-from-pettersson-without-a-real-name-or-findus-nobody-really-knows-this-probably-both-and-burying-her-newly-born-cat-finne-slut-baby-in-peter-lustigs-not-so-funny-fun-corner-just-to-finally-get-head-shotted-by-a-damn-cool-muckla-in-hunnululu...
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LEARN CHINESE IN FIVE MINUTES...(IF 你 ARE CHINESE, PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS OFFENSIVELY...IT IS ONLY FOR HUMOR) 你 MUST READ THIS OUT LOUD...

1 - THAT'S NOT RIGHT...Sum Ting Wong

2 - ARE 你 HARBORING A FUGITIVE...Wai Yu Hai Ding

3 - SEE ME ASAP...Kum Hia

4 - STUPID MAN...Dum Fuk

5 - SMALL HORSE...Tai Ni Po Ni

6 - DID 你 GO TO THE BEACH...Wai Yu So Tan

7 - I BUMPED THE COFFEE TABLE...Ai Bang Mai Fa King Ni

8 - I THINK 你 NEED A FACE LIFT...Chin Tu Fat

9 - IT'S VERY DARK IN HERE...Wai So Dim

10 - I THOUGHT 你 WERE ON A DIET...Wai Yu Mun Ching

11 - THIS IS A TOW AWAY ZONE...No Pah King

12 - OUT MEETING IS SCHEDULED FOR 下一个 WEEK...Wai Yu Kum Now

13 - STAYING OUT OF SIGHT...Lei Ying Lo

14 - HE'S CLEANING HIS AUTOMOBILE...Wa Shing Ka

15 - YOUR BODY ODOR IS OFFENSIVE...Yu Stin Ki Pu

16 - GREAT!...Fa King Su Pa
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Female come backs

Man: Where have 你 been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen 你 someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this 座位 empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if 你 sit down.

Man: Your place 或者 mine?
Woman: Both. 你 go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do 你 do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: 嘿 baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do 你 like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would 你 stay there?

Man: If I could see 你 naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw 你 naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
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