// The 下一个 Morning //
Knock knock knock
Me: I'm coming shoot people need to calm they nerves
*opens door*
Me: t'f what is this a DVD wait lemme play it first
On the DVD
-moaning-
Me: T'F OVER DERE SENDING ME SOME PORN AND SHIT
T: Jennifer are 你 watching porn
Me: No ain't nobody got time for dat *sweet brown voice*
T: lemme see
Me: why 你 so hyped 你 watch porn
T: No I don't
-gives him the laptop-
T eyes all like: 0.0
Dayumm that girl gotta big 屁股 b-(gco)
Me: give me my laptop!!
T: wait w-w-wait
Me: Fine
-walks upstairs-
5 分钟 later
I go back downstairs
Me: o. O T what .. are 你 masturbating
T:...
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