Recap:
你 could here to people laughing, one was the third and the 秒 one was, Oh no..., there standing there with their arm stretched out to was....

Story starts:
Minato...Akuma 你 fool 你 had a fool out of yourself again.., “Akuma your late” 说 the third while looking at his ANBU shaking his head. 你 took Minato’s hand as he pulled out. ”Thanks” 你 说 in a whisper. The pain had stated to grow 更多 and 更多 intense the second. ”I told 你 to stop” sang one of the ANBU that was waving his hands like a maniac, only to get wacked on the head 由 his partner. I let out a small laugh, serves him right the jerk..,. “I’m sorry I’ll wait outside” 你 说 quickly, avoiding eye contact with Minato. 你 quickly turned around to close the door but 你 tripped over a scroll and landed on Jiraiya. “Hey Akuma, what brings 你 here sitting on me” laughed Jiraiya. Your face lit when 你 saw him. 你 don’t like perverts but Jiraiya lights up your 日 for some strange wired reason. “Well 你 know just falling on my tailbone a lot and I thought 你 looked comfy, so here we are”, 你 laughed. 你 look behind 你 to see Minato walking towards 你 guys. Don’t blush Akuma, don’t blush.., to late Jiraiya had already notice this. His smirk reached ear to ear as he saw the reaction 你 had on his ex-student. “Don’t.You.Dare”, 你 hissed, each word covered in venom. “Its payback” he replied with a twisted smirk.

~~~~~3 Months ago/Your POV~~~~~
It was a bight summer day, the sky was clear the birds were chirping and a nice breeze was coming your way. 你 were sitting on the soft green 草 由 the crystal clear lake 阅读 your favourite book. Lately 你 had been stressing over these nightmares and to make thing worse 你 have some creepy kid that won’t leave 你 alone. Apparently 你 had promised him 拉面 when 你 didn’t. “Strange kid”, 你 mumbled while shaking your head. 你 slowly flipped with page. As 你 started to get into the book an annoying voice boomed behind you. “Good morning Akuma”. 你 twitched at his sudden outburst. “Jiariya, what do 你 want”, 你 说 trying to get him to leave but he just flopped himself 下一个 to you. He leaned over your should trying to see what 你 were reading. He started to breathe louder and louder. “Jiraiya please personal 太空 here”, 你 说 with a shove. “That’s not what 你 说 last night”, he 说 in a smart as$ tone. “Jiariya, even the budda loser his patience’s when consulted the third time”, 你 replied calmly. “So when did 你 have a $ex change?” Jiariya 说 smugly as he got out his ‘famous’ book he was working on. 你 twisted slowly, facing the perverted old man in fount of you. “What did 你 say”, 你 hissed. 你 wonder sometime if Jiraiya has a sixth sense for detecting when you’re in a fool mood. That’s the 秒 time...; Jiraiya carefully placed his book in between 你 to and turned to you. “Awww I think I know what’s wrong, the moods swing, the antisocial, my baby is growing up”, he 说 over enthusiastically, what is he trying to say..., 你 looked at him dumbfounded. A sly smile reached his lips as he spoke with a nudge, “You got your *whippers in ear”, your face broke in a million pieces, like shattered glass. “That’s the third time Jiraiya”, 你 shouted. Your eyes looked on his precious book, like a hawk on its pry. 你 swiftly grabbed his book and throw it in the deepest part of the lake. “And for your information I do not!” 你 bellowed.

~~~~~Present time/Your POV~~~~~
你 laughed nervously at the memory. Surly he still hasn’t held a grudge since then, right..,. 你 could hear a Minato behind 你 guys laughing. “I’m done talking with the Hokage so 你 can go in now Akuma”. “Thanks M-Minato” 你 stammered with a light blush crossing your face. This is when Jiraiya took his chance. “Hey Akuma, you’re not falling for my ex-student are you”, he grinned. Your 心 stopped, did he just say what I thought he said.., 你 slowly turned your head to face Jiraiya, if looks could kill he would be dead my now. “Well she doesn’t have bad taste in men then”, Smirked Minato as he gave 你 a wink. The 树 idea doesn’t sound so bad now..., your blush had even got darker, 你 could feel it burn it was that red. 你 had to get away, your secret your life is at stack here. “U-um..... JIRIYA IS A PERVERT AND LIKES BIG FAT HAIRY WOMAN!” 你 shouted at the 最佳, 返回页首 of your lungs. The whole building started to fill with laughter everywhere. That will teach him..., 你 smirked evilly. Jiraiya just stared at you; he couldn’t believe what 你 had just said. Never in his life time has anyone 说 that to him. Minato was on the floor laughing his head off shouting “She got 你 good sensei!” If 音乐 was playing right now it would have been thriller 音乐 (Not MJ but the one in the 淋浴 with the 刀 one) His face turned into an ugly frown and when Jiraiya is pissed, it’s scary. It’s like facing a 火, 消防 breathing dragon 或者 should I say toad. 你 jumped up like a lightning bolt, 你 had to get away from this 火, 消防 breathing toad right know 或者 things could turn ugly.”Oh no 你 don’t”, Jiraiya growled in a dark tone that its self could open the gates to hell. He quickly throw out his leg, only for 你 to fall on 最佳, 返回页首 of Minato with your bleeding wrist hitting the ground hard with a *’Oof* sound and your lips crashing together. Both your eyes went wide and a 鸭, 德雷克 blush crossed on your face. 你 jumped like a cat and quickly ran into the room the Hokage was in, only to be followed 由 the 评论 of “Awww how cute” and “ooo maybe 你 should get a room instead”. Jiraiya laughed in triumphed, yes he can be a very cruel man at times. Minato was still on the floor in a state of shock. 你 too was in shock because this was your first kiss, 你 slowly brushed 你 lips with your fingers. The 吻乐队（Kiss） was like an electric shock and fireworks going off at the same time, it was soft and smooth to. “Hey Minato, 你 got Akuma’s first kiss”, howled Jiraiya while banging his hands on the floor. “I can’t believe he just 说 that”, 你 chocked out. 你 could hear Minato getting up and heading towards you. “Sensei 你 can be a jerk at times”, Minato replied annoyed, not even turning to face his sensei. Not that 你 kissed him but how Jiraiya made 你 run away. Come on think Akuma think.., *light bulb*, “Hokage sir help me”, 你 begged on one knee. His getting closer.., 你 put on big 小狗 eyes and started to fake a tear. The Hokage let out a sigh, “Close the doors, Minato go meet your new team ok”, he said. “Yes sir, but tell Akuma I’m not mad at her I know it was an accident”, Minato replied and with a poofing sound he was gone. Now’s my chance..., “Hokage sir, may I be excused quickly I’ll be right back”, 你 说 in a sweet soft voice. He nodded, he knew what’s going to happen but the building could use some new paint anyway. (You: What do 你 mean? Me: You’ll see *evil laugh) “Jiraiya 你 Bit#h”, 你 roared as 你 slammed opened the doors and followed 由 tacking Jiraiya to the ground. “You 婊子, 子 你 know how embarrassed I am” 你 说 while punching the living 日 lights out of him and shaking him. “I can never 显示 my face again in front of him”, and with a finally kick Jiraiya went through the 墙 with a huge BANG! Everyone in the building had stopped what they were doing and just stared at you. 你 could hear “Go Akuma” and “She got strengths like the legendary sannin, Tsunade”, that brought a smile to your face. As 你 were about to turn and walk away a huge tong of a toad came flying towards 你 only to have grabbed your bleeding wrist, and then followed 由 another tong grabbing your free wrist. God these tongs’ are strong mother fu#ckers.., 你 thought with a grunt. Slowly 你 started to get pulled down the hall way, were the massive hole was. 你 could literally see smoke coming off your heels of your feet from 你 resiting. There was a large crowned surrounding 你 watching you’re every movement with amazement. Wouldn’t 你 watch if 你 saw a legendary sannin and an 18 年 old have a fight? 你 and Jiraiya only fight very rarely but when 你 do it’s a big one. “Come on Akuma pull”, 你 说 with a louder grunt. I got it.., “Tatsu”, 你 shouted. Suddenly big heavy chains started to come out of your arm rapidly and tying themself tightly on the tong of the toad, “You ready Jiraiya”, 你 shouted above the cheers that were coming your way. “Bring it Akuma” he shouted getting ready for impact. 你 focused your charka on your arms and legs getting enough strength to lift two huge toads from below. And a 摇摆, 秋千 of your arms and strong stance, the two toads came flying through the hole with great speed, followed 由 a surprised looking Jiraiya. “Oh no”, 你 chocked. If 你 moved this building is going to have another hole in it and that means 更多 trouble with Hokage. 你 braced yourself for impact, your feet locked on the ground and your arms stretched out in front of you. *Wham* the toads had proofed away and Jiraiya had landed on you. “You know you’re getting a lot like Tsunade each day, with the strength and that”, Jiraiya spoke with a huff. “Move your fat a$s 你 toad”, 你 spat out ‘toad’. Then 你 and Jiraiya started to bicker away, not noticing the crowned 你 had. “Well at least I’m not a perv”, then followed by, “Looks how’s talking, I’ve seen 你 rea-”. He stopped when he saw the amount of blood that was on the ground and your shirt, there was a small puddle of it on the floor. “Akuma...Did I do that to you”, whispered Jiraiya with guilt behind his voice. Looks like there’s no use hiding my wrist now, “No Jiraiya Obito and I were training an-“, 你 were cut off 由 him. “Don’t lie to me Akuma”, he 说 in a stein voice that even surprised you. When 你 were about to reply, 你 heard someone clear there throat, both 你 and Jiraiya turned your heads at the same time to say the Hokage standing in front of you.

That’s all people! It’s late here so I’m going to bed. 下一个 one will be out soon. 评论 and tell me what 你 think and how I can approve thanks :)