(story orginally started in and ended between 2018)


In the 年 1899, after a botched ferry heist, Dutch 面包车, 范 der Linde and his gang - which includes Arthur 摩根 and John Marston - are forced to flee their hideout in Blackwater and attempt to 交叉, 十字架 the mountains in the east to evade law enforcement.

Arthur, Dutch and fellow gang member, Micah Bell, find a house, and Arthur and Micah hide, as Dutch tries to charm the guards. But Micah finds a body in a wagon, and themmen reconsize Dutch and become hostile, so a shootout begins. Dutch's side easily taking them down. Arthur kills one who tried...

#1:
Debbie: RPG's aren't that bad.
(Jon throws "BASICALLY A FACT IN BROAD TERMS" onto screen)
Debbie's Teacher: Spells, poison, battles, maiming, killing?
Debbie: Yeah, but it's all imagination
Debbie's Teacher: IS IT?!
Jon: Is it, Debbie? Well I suggest 你 read a totally real book that has absolutely no poisoning, maiming 或者 killing and it called the Holy Bible an- (pauses, staring blankly as he raises up the Bible) (whispery).. Oh no... that book-that book done got that.

#2:
Jon: We're here to watch, Howling ll, your sisters a werewolf.
Sister: JON! How could 你 say that about me?!
Jon: Whatever,...

(Considered the first story I EVER wrote, originally wrote sometime in 2003 或者 2004, based loosely Call of Duty 3.. But the story was rewritten and made public, August 23, 2013, here was the result)




FIVE YEARS AGO,

Nazi's had attacked and destroyed a village, Thomas James 乌鸦 was the only lone survivor. He witnessed the town being destroyed and Nazi's killing the villagers including his parents, who were killed 由 one particular Nazi named LT Hassan, a cold hearted man, who has a large black mustache (what looks kind of like the one Captain Prices has in the Call of Duty games), he also has...

EPISODE 5: (Simpsons)

So I remember having a character, Maggie, who's a bartender. She's also gay, but nobody seems to mind 或者 care. Mostly cause she doesn't act stereotypical about, 你 honestly wouldn't know on first impression. Anyway, her bar is having financial trouble. Saten chooses to tell her buddy about a drink recipe that he accidentally invented one night when he actually did have a flu. Saying cough syrup into some whiskey, and when it fell onto a candle, it ended tasting amazing.

After trying 说 drink out, Maggie steals his idea, renames the drink after herself. Honestly one of...

#1: CLAMS:
My 最喜爱的 as a kid. And still funny years later.
Krabs steals the show..


#2: CAN 你 SPARE A DIME:
The best example of why Pre Movie Spongebob is "real spongebob", is how he respondes to the situration..
Squidward begins taking advantage of Spongebob. But instead of being abnoxiously blind to it like he would in modern episodes. Spongebob reacts with sarcasm and trying to 拍击, smack, 味道 it into Squidward's head "you need a job". And than nearly killing Krabs for not rehiring him..


#3: SOMETHING SMELLS:
This time is Patrick who steals the show.
I would do a reaction video to this one if I could...

EPISODE 1:

Twilight Sparkle: I 说 no magic. 你 were supposed to do it 由 hoof so I could work in a friendship lesson.

Starlight Glimmer: Oh, I heard "set the table" and just kinda went for it.

Twilight Sparkle: Well, if 你 hadn't used magic, you'd have heard me say, uh... this plate represents your head, this spoon is your heart, and the knives... are sharp! Always be careful with knives. [sigh] The metaphors make 更多 sense when you're actually setting the table.

Starlight Glimmer: Should I... change it back?

Twilight Sparkle: I just want to make sure you're ready for this dinner. Princess...