1.Use Magic
2.Keep calling him King Giles
3.Copy the Rocky Horror pictures and post them all over the palace
4.Be a fangirl like me who wants to follow him around and hug him all the time
5.Tell him his son is in 爱情 with a servant
6.Tell him "It's a Kind of Magic" should be Camelot's national anthem
7.Tell him he looks hot in a 丁字裤
8.Put superglue on his 王座, 宝座
9.Graffitti "Uther loves Troll Lady" in the palace bathrooms
10.Bedazzle all the clothes in his closet
11.Exchange his royal robes for tweed
12.Fish out the 照片 of him and a certain lady/troll at family times, 或者 better yet just 上传 them to facebook!
13.Tell him that as a king, he should be 更多 ethical and stop wearing leather. He will now effectively have to go around naked.
14.Throw your 手套 at him.
15.Tell him he's a hypocritical prat
16.Give him a pretty 项链 that looks identical to the Troll Lady's one
3.Copy the Rocky Horror pictures and post them all over the palace
5.Tell him his son is in love with a servant
12.Fish out the photos of him and a certain lady/troll at family times, or better yet just upload them to facebook!
