Universal Crime
It was a sunny 日 as the two world wide famous detectives Matthew and Luca drove into New York City in their Lamborghini. They got a call from someone with a caller ID of 最佳, 返回页首 secret, the person 说 to go to times square in new York, when 你 get there enter a store called Joey’s comic book store, when 你 get there ask for a burger and he will let 你 in a secret door and 你 will get further instructions, then it 说 this phone will self destruct in 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 and then my iphone 4s blew up. So as they drove through Times Square they finally saw Joey’s comic book store. “There it is,” 说 Luca, as Matthew parked his car and went inside. “Hello, would 你 like to take a look at some comics, we just get a fresh shipment of captain America comics?” asked the owner Joey. “No thank you, but I would like a burger,” answered Matthew. “Oh, come this way,” 说 Joey as Matthew and Luca followed him to a shelf filled with kimo versus demon comic books.
Then Joey removed one of the 图书 and then the entire bookshelf fell and it showed a door. “Keep going straight and someone will meet 你 at the end, and here is a lantern, its dark,” 说 Joey. “Ok,” 说 Matthew as him and Luca as they started walking through the hallway. “What is this all about?” asked Luca. “I don’t know,” answered Matthew, “but, I think I see a light over there”. “Let’s hurry up then,” 说 luca as they begin running to the light. “What is this?” asked Luca as they looked at the swirling 圈, 圈子 that was giving off the light. “I don’t know but we came this far let’s continue,” 说 Matthew as he stepped through the swirling 圈, 圈子 followed 由 Luca.
“Wow!” exclaimed Luca as he entered the portal into a bright room decorated with holographs, a humongous screen, and amazing electronics. The room was filled with men in black 《金装律师》 and aliens, yes aliens. “Al…ali…aliens, those are aliens,” cried Luca. “Welcome Matthew and Luca to the men in black headquarters,” 说 a pale man with gray hair in a black suit. “Hello,” 说 Matthew. “I’m agent k, and this is my partner agent j,” 说 agent k pointing to a person beside him. “hello,” 说 Agent j, “sorry about your phone exploding, will get 你 a replacement”. “What is men in black?” asked luca. “ men in black is a agency that protects the earth from the scum of the universe,” answered agent k. “Sorry to be rude, why are we here?” asked Matthew. “Well, come over here and we will explain,” 说 agent j walking over to the humongous screen followed 由 his partner and the detectives.
“You’re here because we heard 你 two are a couple of good detectives,” 说 agent j. “thank you,” 说 Matthew and luca at the same time. “So 你 guys arrest aliens?” asked Matthew. “Yes,” answered agent j, “but there is one monster that is too hard to find, so we that that 你 two detectives could help us”. “I’d be happy to,” 说 Matthew. “Me to,” luca also said. “Ok, let’s get 你 changed into black 《金装律师》 then will meet 你 back here,” 说 agent k. “ok,” replied luca as him and Matthew followed someone to a room. “Put these on,” 说 the man handing them each a suit. “This is freaky,” 说 luca putting on the suit. “I know,” replied Matthew, “let’s go,” as they left the room and went back to the agents. “Ok let’s go and gets some weapons,” 说 agent j. “Weapons,” exclaimed Matthew. “Of course weapons, what do 你 we kill the aliens with,” 说 agent k, as if it was obvious.
“Follow me,” 说 agent j as he entered a door across them. “Wow!” exclaimed luca as they entered a hallway with hundreds of thousands of guns. “Here,” 说 agent k as he walked up to a shelf and started handing out to each person a gun, “also here’s a Neutralizer, it wipes the memory of people who have seen an alien”. “Cool,” 说 luca taking one. “Where going to nick’s 足球 store where the monster whose name is glob, was last spotted,” 说 agent k. “follow me to the car,” 说 agent j. “is it a hovercraft?” asked luca. “Sort of,” answered agent k 展示 them a Honda civic. “This is not a hovercraft,” 说 Matthew. “Get in,” 说 agent k as he went inside followed 由 everyone else. “Fasten your seatbelts and get ready for the ride,” 说 agent j. boom!, as the car blasted off into the sky at the speed of light. “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” screamed Matthew and luca. Then the car stopped and landed on the ground in front of a store that was closed called nick’s 足球 store with 足球 balls instead of O’s. “I think I’m going to be sick,” 说 Matthew as he got out of the car followed 由 the rest. “You get use to it,” 说 agent j. “let’s go in,” 说 agent k. “but it’s closed?” asked luca. “Who cares,” 说 agent j as he kicked open the door and they went inside.
“Guy’s check out this glow in the dark 足球 ball’s we can use as light,” 说 Luca. “Pass me one,” 说 agent k as luca passed a 足球 ball to each person and they continued walking. “Yuk!” exclaimed Matthew, “what is that?” as the rest of their group looked at what he was seeing. “That’s alien slime,” answered agent j, “look where it is heading” as they followed the slime to a door way. “I think that this is the alien’s lair,” 说 Luca, “let’s go in” as the agents opened the door in to a dark room with slime covering the walls. “Guy’s check this out,” 说 Matthew running to a big screen with a map on it followed 由 the rest. “This map shows were glob hit’s,” 说 agent k. “the 下一个 place he is hitting is Joe’s gameing store”. “We have to get there,” 说 agent j as he ran out the door followed 由 everyone else, into the car and blasted off.
“Ah…………..I am not getting used to this!!!!!,” screamed Luca. “Were here," 说 agent k calmly stopping in front of a store that 说 Joe’s gameing store. “There’s the monster!” yelled luca pointing at something that is so scary it’s hard to say what it looks like. It was a big blue pile of slime moving with tentacles covering most of its body; it was 5 feet tall and moved very slow with a grin on its face. “Well, well, well, look who it is, the men in black,” 说 the glob in a squeaky voice. “Take cover!” screamed agent k as the glob started shooting slime at them. “I’ve been hit!” yelled agent j as the glob shot him in the stomach sending him flying into a wall. “I’m coming,” yelled luca as he ran to help but getting his gun stolen 由 glob and pushed. “I got this!!” screamed Matthew as he ran at the alien, dodging the slime and hitting the alien right in the jut making him explode sending slime ever where.
“Good job,” 说 agent j pating him on the back. “Let’s go back,” as they went into the car and zoomed to the headquarters where Matthew and luca changed and met at their Lamborghini. “Thanks again for your help,” 说 agent k shaking their hand followed 由 agent j. “It was nothing,” 说 Matthew. “There is one problem,” 说 agent j. “what is the problem?” asked luca. “You guys cannot remember what happened so I will have to Neutralize you,” answered agent k. “ok, go ahead,” 说 Matthew as they got ready. “Ok,” 说 agent j as him and agent k put on black sunglasses, took out there Neutralizer and Neutralized them. “Where am I?” asked luca. “You are in new York heading to Chicago,” answered agent k as Matthew and luca got in there car. “Bye,” 说 agent j as the two detectives drove off in to the sunset.
The end!
It was a sunny 日 as the two world wide famous detectives Matthew and Luca drove into New York City in their Lamborghini. They got a call from someone with a caller ID of 最佳, 返回页首 secret, the person 说 to go to times square in new York, when 你 get there enter a store called Joey’s comic book store, when 你 get there ask for a burger and he will let 你 in a secret door and 你 will get further instructions, then it 说 this phone will self destruct in 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 and then my iphone 4s blew up. So as they drove through Times Square they finally saw Joey’s comic book store. “There it is,” 说 Luca, as Matthew parked his car and went inside. “Hello, would 你 like to take a look at some comics, we just get a fresh shipment of captain America comics?” asked the owner Joey. “No thank you, but I would like a burger,” answered Matthew. “Oh, come this way,” 说 Joey as Matthew and Luca followed him to a shelf filled with kimo versus demon comic books.
Then Joey removed one of the 图书 and then the entire bookshelf fell and it showed a door. “Keep going straight and someone will meet 你 at the end, and here is a lantern, its dark,” 说 Joey. “Ok,” 说 Matthew as him and Luca as they started walking through the hallway. “What is this all about?” asked Luca. “I don’t know,” answered Matthew, “but, I think I see a light over there”. “Let’s hurry up then,” 说 luca as they begin running to the light. “What is this?” asked Luca as they looked at the swirling 圈, 圈子 that was giving off the light. “I don’t know but we came this far let’s continue,” 说 Matthew as he stepped through the swirling 圈, 圈子 followed 由 Luca.
“Wow!” exclaimed Luca as he entered the portal into a bright room decorated with holographs, a humongous screen, and amazing electronics. The room was filled with men in black 《金装律师》 and aliens, yes aliens. “Al…ali…aliens, those are aliens,” cried Luca. “Welcome Matthew and Luca to the men in black headquarters,” 说 a pale man with gray hair in a black suit. “Hello,” 说 Matthew. “I’m agent k, and this is my partner agent j,” 说 agent k pointing to a person beside him. “hello,” 说 Agent j, “sorry about your phone exploding, will get 你 a replacement”. “What is men in black?” asked luca. “ men in black is a agency that protects the earth from the scum of the universe,” answered agent k. “Sorry to be rude, why are we here?” asked Matthew. “Well, come over here and we will explain,” 说 agent j walking over to the humongous screen followed 由 his partner and the detectives.
“You’re here because we heard 你 two are a couple of good detectives,” 说 agent j. “thank you,” 说 Matthew and luca at the same time. “So 你 guys arrest aliens?” asked Matthew. “Yes,” answered agent j, “but there is one monster that is too hard to find, so we that that 你 two detectives could help us”. “I’d be happy to,” 说 Matthew. “Me to,” luca also said. “Ok, let’s get 你 changed into black 《金装律师》 then will meet 你 back here,” 说 agent k. “ok,” replied luca as him and Matthew followed someone to a room. “Put these on,” 说 the man handing them each a suit. “This is freaky,” 说 luca putting on the suit. “I know,” replied Matthew, “let’s go,” as they left the room and went back to the agents. “Ok let’s go and gets some weapons,” 说 agent j. “Weapons,” exclaimed Matthew. “Of course weapons, what do 你 we kill the aliens with,” 说 agent k, as if it was obvious.
“Follow me,” 说 agent j as he entered a door across them. “Wow!” exclaimed luca as they entered a hallway with hundreds of thousands of guns. “Here,” 说 agent k as he walked up to a shelf and started handing out to each person a gun, “also here’s a Neutralizer, it wipes the memory of people who have seen an alien”. “Cool,” 说 luca taking one. “Where going to nick’s 足球 store where the monster whose name is glob, was last spotted,” 说 agent k. “follow me to the car,” 说 agent j. “is it a hovercraft?” asked luca. “Sort of,” answered agent k 展示 them a Honda civic. “This is not a hovercraft,” 说 Matthew. “Get in,” 说 agent k as he went inside followed 由 everyone else. “Fasten your seatbelts and get ready for the ride,” 说 agent j. boom!, as the car blasted off into the sky at the speed of light. “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” screamed Matthew and luca. Then the car stopped and landed on the ground in front of a store that was closed called nick’s 足球 store with 足球 balls instead of O’s. “I think I’m going to be sick,” 说 Matthew as he got out of the car followed 由 the rest. “You get use to it,” 说 agent j. “let’s go in,” 说 agent k. “but it’s closed?” asked luca. “Who cares,” 说 agent j as he kicked open the door and they went inside.
“Guy’s check out this glow in the dark 足球 ball’s we can use as light,” 说 Luca. “Pass me one,” 说 agent k as luca passed a 足球 ball to each person and they continued walking. “Yuk!” exclaimed Matthew, “what is that?” as the rest of their group looked at what he was seeing. “That’s alien slime,” answered agent j, “look where it is heading” as they followed the slime to a door way. “I think that this is the alien’s lair,” 说 Luca, “let’s go in” as the agents opened the door in to a dark room with slime covering the walls. “Guy’s check this out,” 说 Matthew running to a big screen with a map on it followed 由 the rest. “This map shows were glob hit’s,” 说 agent k. “the 下一个 place he is hitting is Joe’s gameing store”. “We have to get there,” 说 agent j as he ran out the door followed 由 everyone else, into the car and blasted off.
“Ah…………..I am not getting used to this!!!!!,” screamed Luca. “Were here," 说 agent k calmly stopping in front of a store that 说 Joe’s gameing store. “There’s the monster!” yelled luca pointing at something that is so scary it’s hard to say what it looks like. It was a big blue pile of slime moving with tentacles covering most of its body; it was 5 feet tall and moved very slow with a grin on its face. “Well, well, well, look who it is, the men in black,” 说 the glob in a squeaky voice. “Take cover!” screamed agent k as the glob started shooting slime at them. “I’ve been hit!” yelled agent j as the glob shot him in the stomach sending him flying into a wall. “I’m coming,” yelled luca as he ran to help but getting his gun stolen 由 glob and pushed. “I got this!!” screamed Matthew as he ran at the alien, dodging the slime and hitting the alien right in the jut making him explode sending slime ever where.
“Good job,” 说 agent j pating him on the back. “Let’s go back,” as they went into the car and zoomed to the headquarters where Matthew and luca changed and met at their Lamborghini. “Thanks again for your help,” 说 agent k shaking their hand followed 由 agent j. “It was nothing,” 说 Matthew. “There is one problem,” 说 agent j. “what is the problem?” asked luca. “You guys cannot remember what happened so I will have to Neutralize you,” answered agent k. “ok, go ahead,” 说 Matthew as they got ready. “Ok,” 说 agent j as him and agent k put on black sunglasses, took out there Neutralizer and Neutralized them. “Where am I?” asked luca. “You are in new York heading to Chicago,” answered agent k as Matthew and luca got in there car. “Bye,” 说 agent j as the two detectives drove off in to the sunset.
The end!