50 THINGS TO DO AT WALLMART:
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten 分钟 intervals throughout the day.
4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people 你 can get to 加入 in.
5. Contaminate the entire auto department 由 sampling all the spray air fresheners.
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
8. Re-dress the mannequins as...
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