Jack
1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A 三明治 OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though 你 were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the 三明治 yourself, and eat it bitterly
Kate
1. Make separate sandwiches, one with 花生 牛油, 黄油 and one with jelly
2. Take a bite of the 花生 牛油, 黄油 sandwich, declaring it the best
3. Take a bite of the 果冻 sandwich, declaring it the best
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum
5. Follow 花生 牛油, 黄油 或者 果冻 三明治 into grave danger
Sawyer
1. Throw the jar of 果冻 at wall, sneering “I...
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