Okay, so this is a fic me and my friend wrote ages ago. No actually it's just some 5 years 或者 so, but 你 know what I mean. Its English is just awful, 5 years 以前 we spoke (and especially wrote) a very very bad English full of various kinds of mistakes. I'm sorry about that in advance, but this is so stupid, and yet such a wonderful memory of mine too, I have to post it.. Hope you'll enjoy, 或者 at least have a laugh at some parts. Here we go..

Of 草 and stewed rabbit, that is how to smuggle drugs inside of dead rabbits?

Elrond: Elves and Men both have been living hard times recently. As for...