What would 你 do if 你 turned on the light in your room and discovered Loki sitting on your 床, 床上 looking at you?

Seduce him, and turn off the lightXD<3.... couple months later bare him a son. 嘿 don't call me a perv, i'm just fangirling here!
And heres a picture of Mr. Sexy...

First of all, I'd pinch myself really hard to make sure that's not a dream. Then I'd just stare at him for coupla 秒 cause I obviously wouldn't be able to produce anything coherent at once. If he says nothing while I'm taking my time for being shocked speechless, I'd say I'm glad to see him in my humble place and ask if I can be of any help to him. That's it, I guess :D

Turn off the light, get out of te room (all of these in a slit second) ad try to find my composure, then go back in, turn on the light, check he is still there and (always assuming it is a dream and not freaking out) wait for him to 日 something, he is the one suddenly appearing here after all...

wow okay...
i'd jump on him and we'll see where we go from there :p

"Loki, I'm cold, cuddle me maybe?"

;)

id be like um hello?(in a fangirl kind of way kind of like what the heck but with a little smile) and then sit 下一个 to him and talk and id hug him

I would turn the light back off, and then take a 座位 下一个 to him. After which I would tackle 或者 seduce him, and let him have his way with me. *scary ;)* Then, we would make plans on how to take over Midgard, and free him of his debt to Thanos.

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O.o I'd probably die... 或者 I'd hug him! :3

A beauty it is that I get to answer this twice: I forgot some things in my other answer. It depends on the season, as well as my mood, as to how I might greet him.
Springtime: I'd probably freak out. Badly. It's a nice 日 - why is some perv on my bed?
Summertime: I'd tell him to get the effingness out of my room. It's hot - I'm moody, and want no one but me in my room.
Autumn: I might not come in until midnight because it's so nice out, 由 which time my family's asleep, so what else can I do but hopelessly flirt? ;)
Winter: I'm cold, either let me crawl under my blanket 或者 we're cuddling.

if i found loki sitting on my 床, 床上 in my bedroom, i'd sit down on the 床, 床上 下一个 to him and get him to really open up about everything that transpired on asgard and his feeling about it all and then try to help him get over it all. in short, i'd 显示 him some compassion and comfort.

I'd probably be like, "What the hell are 你 doing here, and how the hell did 你 get here?" Then when he explains, I'd be like, "Ah. I see. Hold on, can I write that down?(I'm a writer-I 爱情 a good story!) Oh, and why the hell are 你 here?" Then when he explains again, I'd be like, "Ok. Just make sure 你 don't get caught 由 my mom 或者 dad. Especially my mom. That would be bad. Nice to meet you. I'm tired, so I'm going to bed." Then I'd go to bed. Yeah. Not very creative answer.

I dunno who that is ouo

I would... Ummm... Melt. Turn into a pile of socially awkward goo. 'Cause I'm socially awkward. And Loki-dono is made of amazingness.

"Huh, so that's where I left you."

i look at him as long as possible......and i talk with him :D

GOOD GOD.
I think I'd die on the spot. If I didn't pounce on him first. ;)

*glomp*

Id be like um ok what are 你 doing here????

offer him a 饼干 and steal his 头盔 >:D

I would start talking to him and I'd hug and ask him if he needed help taking over the world. Then I'd say I could be his servant and do whatever he wanted me to do. :)

Im just a crazy 粉丝 girl so i would say If I turned On the lights In my room and I found LOKI siting on my 床, 床上 I would smile turn off the light slowly and have IT with him

"I don't think 你 are supposed to be real"
"Well...I'm standing right here so..."
"Okay....then...what the heck are 你 doing here?"
"Saw the window open"
"And?"
"Uh...thought I should come inside"
"Why?"
"I don't know"

Silence.

"Should I be worried?"
"Probably...yeah..."
"Uh...do 你 have a cell phone available?"
"Yes"
"Can I borrow it for a second?"
"Sure" *gives cell phone* *I dial 911*
"Uh hello I think there's a psychopathic actor over here, could 你 come over? No...no...no rush..." *closes*
"So...how's Thor?"
"Pretty good. With all that money from the movie..."
"I see..."

Silence again.

"I'll go bring some lemonade"
"Not much sugar please"



Yup I think that's what would probably happen.

I would just stare....Then I'm be like, "So what 你 doing here?"
But then we'd start talking but like I would be dying inside, but before we no it we would be like a couple 或者 something, picture should say the rest <3

1-Scream and cry
2-Hug him
3-Kiss him so much
4-Ask if i can be his "goddess of mischief"
5-Help him to kill his brother and take over the world

I'd be like:
"Still better than Twilight!"

Honestly i would probably become one of those heavy breathing cat memes lol.