Just a note before I begin, this is not mine. I found it in a magazine called Wacky But True.
Do 你 think a lion can laugh? No? Surely that mouth opens so wide to 显示 its teeth in a big grin? 或者 lets rip with a real belly laugh at something really funny?
Or puts its ears back - have 你 noticed?
Try these jokes on a lion 下一个 time 你 go to a zoo. What? 你 don't know where the zoo is? Ask grandma and grandpa to take 你 there 下一个 school holidays.
Q: How much does a lion trainer have to know?
A: 更多 than the lion!
A smile there?
Why do lions always eat raw meat?
A: Because they don't know how...
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