LOOKS LIKE LIAM PAYNE AND ZAYN MALIK'S SECRET 爱情 CHILD 

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Slap us with a seagull and hose us down with chocolate spread, because Twitter has discovered a chiselled GOD who looks exactly like Liam Payne and Zayn Malik\'s secret love child, and we\'re about five seconds away from spending our day crying under the buffet table at the family BBQ.

The sun is shining, the bacon\'s sizzling and Ziam\'s unofficial love child is in the world. WHAT A DAY TO BE ALIVE.

— laurenizer kara (@Iemonadezayn) September 3, 2015

Not only could we grate a whole toastie\'s worth of cheese on his abs, but we reckon we could also carve an entire living room full of wooden furniture on that jawline. LOOK:

— Niall ღ (@wonderfullhoran) September 4, 2015

We feel like we should maybe be a little weirded out that there\'s a man in the world who looks EXACTLY like both Zayn and Liam, but considering looking at this mysterious boy is making us feel like someone poured silky smooth caramel spread in our eyes, we can\'t help but just feel like all of our dreams have come true.

Sadly, his identity is yet to be revealed, so he\'ll have to remain as a mysterious boy for now. Where are you now when we need you, Mr Ziam?

Stick a fork in us, we\'re done. If you\'re still vaguely okay, please send us your thoughts either below or @Sugarscape. Big thanks.

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