I don't eat much fast 食物 anymore. Maybe it's because I read Fast 食物 Nation a few years back and that scared me off the chalupas and whoppers. 或者 it could be because the doctor told me to watch my fat intake and ease off the fried foods.

When I really think about it though, those excuses are kinda lame. I think that the real reason I don't eat fast 食物 is because fast 食物 restaurants are doing their damndest to scare us away from their restaurants. I mean look at the weirdos they have peddling their food. Scary clowns? Creepy old men? Purple blobs? The fast 食物 companies been subjecting...