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狗 IN EASTER COSTUMES!

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The 最佳, 返回页首 Ten Cat Rules

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最佳, 返回页首 Ten Cat Rules

Cat Rule Number 1

The cat is not allowed in the house.

Cat Rule Number 2

The cat is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.

Cat Rule Number 3

The cat is allowed in all rooms, but must stay off the furniture.

Cat Rule Number 4

The cat can get on the old furniture only.

Cat Rule Number 5

The cat is allowed on all the furniture, but it is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.

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Cat Rule Number 6

The cat can sleep on the bed, but not under the covers 或者 on the pillow.

Cat Rule Number 7

The cat can sleep under the covers and on the 枕头由 invitation...

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Science Confirms 狗爱情 Us 🐶🐱

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Science Confirms 狗爱情 Us

Science has confirmed that 狗爱情 us back, because they get the same rush of Oxycontin when they look at us that we get when we look at them.

No, really!

Are 你 telling me 狗 look up at us and see us adorable?

The dog is thinking: I am a fuzzy creature and your a different adorable creature. And 你 smell interesting. I 爱情 you!

(The cat is thinking: I am a graceful leader to be worshiped. 你 should bow when I enter the room.)

This explains why superior 猫 occasionally try to bathe us.

It's true. 猫 see us giant, dumb, hairless babies. That's why they bring...

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Life Explained 由 God

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Life Explained 由 God

When God created the world, he also created the dog, the monkey, and the cow. It's a simple story, told through the eyes of the dog, the monkey, and the cow, and their conversations with God during creation.

God Created the Dog
On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all 日由 the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in 或者 walks past. For this, I will give 你 a life span of twenty years."

The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give 你 back the other ten?"

So God agreed with the dog.

On the 秒 day, God...

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The Dog’s Diary🐶

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8:00 am - Dog food! My 最喜爱的 thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My 最喜爱的 thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My 最喜爱的 thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My 最喜爱的 thing!
12:00 pm - 牛奶 bones! My 最喜爱的 thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My 最喜爱的 thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My 最喜爱的 thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My 最喜爱的 thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My 最喜爱的 thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with my people! My 最喜爱的 thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My 最喜爱的 thing!

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If a Dog was Your Teacher, 你 Would Learn:🐶

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When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.

Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride. 狗爱情 'em.

Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.

When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.

Let others know when they've invaded your territory.

Take naps.

Stretch before rising.

Enjoy dog days.

Run, romp, and play daily.

Thrive on attention and let people touch you.

Avoid biting when a simple doggie growl will do.

On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.

On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady dogwood tree.

When you're...

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The Cat’s Diary😄

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The Cat’s Diary
Day 983 of My Captivity
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed 哈希或者 some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a 老鼠, 鼠标 and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since...

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最佳, 返回页首 Ten Cat Rules

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Cat Rule Number 1

The cat is not allowed in the house.

Cat Rule Number 2

The cat is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.

Cat Rule Number 3

The cat is allowed in all rooms, but must stay off the furniture.

Cat Rule Number 4

The cat can get on the old furniture only.

Cat Rule Number 5

The cat is allowed on all the furniture, but it is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.

Cat Rule Number 6

The cat can sleep on the bed, but not under the covers 或者 on the pillow.

Cat Rule Number 7

The cat can sleep under the covers and on the 枕头由 invitation only.

Cat Rule Number 8

The cat can sleep under the covers every night and on the 枕头 too.

Cat Rule Number 9

Humans must ask permission to sleep under the cover with the cat; only the cat can sleep on the pillow.

Cat Rule Number 10

The cat gives humans a haughty and dismissive look whenever they deign to use the cat's pillow.

Instructions for Giving your Cat a Pill

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Instructions for Giving your Cat a Pill
Pick cat up and 摇篮 it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. 摇篮 cat in left arm and repeat process.

Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, 摇篮 cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push...

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