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Dear Lady Gaga,

I was there. 你 were NOT born that way.

Sincerely, Mom.


Dear Lady Gaga,

Do 你 know what would freak everyone out 更多 than your shenanigans? If 你 showed up to an award 显示 completely normal.

Sincerely, think about it.


Dear Lady Gaga,

We are impressed with your skills.

Sincerely, The World Series of Poker Tour


Dear Lady Gaga,

What do 你 wear on Halloween?

Sincerely, Curious


Dear Lady Gaga,

I won't be needing 你 to write a bad romance after all.

Sincerely, Stephenie Meyer



Dear Lady Gaga,

You're supposed to wear the outside.

Sincerely, Dead Animals



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