(In a store)
Jareth: How much are these delightful edible crystals?
Cashier: (rolling eyes) they're rock 糖果 sir and a dollar fifty.
(Clothes shopping in the mall)
Jareth: (goes up to employee with pair of leggings) excuse me.
Cashier: (looks up) what can I help 你 with today?
Jareth: (holding up leggings) do 你 have these in men's?
Cashier: (weirded out) yeah...ummm...no.
(At job interview for daycare)
Interviewer: have 你 had any experience with kids before?
Jareth: yes indeed, 你 see when unwanted children are wished away to the underground. I simply take them to my 城堡 in the goblin...
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