1. Take him out for 晚餐 but have him pay the check.
2. Make a sim of him on your sims game with the unlucky and loser traits and watch him come back to life again and again when 你 try to drown him in a swimming pool.
3. 显示 him Willy Bum Bum and watch his facial expressions closely.
4. Tell him that Christian grey is 更多 kinkier than thee.
5. Tell him Dahvie vanity had scene hair before it was cool.
6. Draw on his face with sharpie while he's napping on his throne.
7. Magically teleport yourself into his bathroom while he's taking a bath.
8. Teach the goblins how to speak similish. (The language sims speak in the sims games. )
9. Make out with a goblin king cardboard cut out in your room.
10. If you're pregnant and he wants the baby to be named jareth, refuse "no we're naming her Sarah,"
11. Tell him Sarah was a 婊子, 子 and you're a better match for him.
12. Get married near the bog of eternal stench.
13. When the guests start complaining about the smell blame it on jareth "I knew we shouldn't have stopped for 塔科, 炸玉米饼 Bell,"
14. Persuade the goblins to go skinny dipping in the bog of eternal stench.
15. Tell him David Bowie is 更多 attractive than thee.
16. Introduce the citizens of the underground to iPhones.
17. Watch jareth get annoyed when the goblins aren't amusing him and instead playing 糖果 crush saga on their iPhones.
18. Open an 苹果 store in the center of the labyrinth.
19. Play and sing the 鸭 song on the 吉他 for a royal event .
20. 显示 him this list....
2. Make a sim of him on your sims game with the unlucky and loser traits and watch him come back to life again and again when 你 try to drown him in a swimming pool.
3. 显示 him Willy Bum Bum and watch his facial expressions closely.
4. Tell him that Christian grey is 更多 kinkier than thee.
5. Tell him Dahvie vanity had scene hair before it was cool.
6. Draw on his face with sharpie while he's napping on his throne.
7. Magically teleport yourself into his bathroom while he's taking a bath.
8. Teach the goblins how to speak similish. (The language sims speak in the sims games. )
9. Make out with a goblin king cardboard cut out in your room.
10. If you're pregnant and he wants the baby to be named jareth, refuse "no we're naming her Sarah,"
11. Tell him Sarah was a 婊子, 子 and you're a better match for him.
12. Get married near the bog of eternal stench.
13. When the guests start complaining about the smell blame it on jareth "I knew we shouldn't have stopped for 塔科, 炸玉米饼 Bell,"
14. Persuade the goblins to go skinny dipping in the bog of eternal stench.
15. Tell him David Bowie is 更多 attractive than thee.
16. Introduce the citizens of the underground to iPhones.
17. Watch jareth get annoyed when the goblins aren't amusing him and instead playing 糖果 crush saga on their iPhones.
18. Open an 苹果 store in the center of the labyrinth.
19. Play and sing the 鸭 song on the 吉他 for a royal event .
20. 显示 him this list....