I know this may be painful for 你 to do but TRY.

I'm on Kira's side.

...L...
Watari got tired of feeding 你 sweets and watching you, because he's obsessed with them too. He started having really bad withdrawl symptoms. 你 ate all the sweets. So he left his place being your samurai manservant, and took all the sweets with him. Now he's a homicidal sadistic hermit who lives in the suburbs and eats all the 糖果 he can find. He also has agoraphobia now so he huddles in a corner hissing at people as they walk 由 and try to steal his food. And now, all the 浓情巧克力 Mello eats, goes straight to Watari's thighs.

My condolences.

You're REALLY emo. Sorry L! *hugs*

你 have to give 饼干 to Santa Clause this year.... for the rest of your life... that's it i'm going to kill all sweets....................i'm sorry OK *covers face*

L... I destroyed every kind of sweet in the world. *big watery eyes* ....... ........ ...... No, I can't! I just CAN'T! Look at him, he's so f*****g cute... sorry, L! *cries and runs away*

I,m gonna KILL you!! *kisses him and give him a cake*

I know your secret.

u suck 你 stupid 情绪硬核 retard! BTW-im on kira's side! i could never say that to l if i did he would do this:see pic

i'm ganna make sure that 你 never get sweets again but i'll make sure 你 see other people eating it!!......i'm sorry L!!!*hugs l then falls to floor crying*

你 have just been diagnosed with diabities. 你 can no longer eat sweets. I think that would upset him enough. :(

"I think you're gay for Light."

That MIGHT piss him off. XD That is, if he's not... >:3

....you suck cake i think your gay Lxlight i hope sweets will come back and eat 你 i joined kiras side and I AM YOUR FATHER!!!!!!!!!xD
sorry your awesome L..D:

go get a girlfriend, 你 stupid mother fucker. NOOOO I CAN'T SAY IT. IT'S TOO MEAN!!!

L, 你 eat so many sweets i'm so surprised your whole mouth isnt just one f*cking huge cavity in its self! cut down a lil, jeez!

IM SOOOORRRRRYYYY!

Your a nerd with no emotions.
SORRY! I KNOW WHAT 你 GO THROUGH! FORGIVE ME!!!
i 爱情 你

Kira is the best thing that has ever happened to us and 你 will never find him.

i cried when 你 died ... it was a painful moment :'(

i like Kira better, i am sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!

L..... *tries really hard to think of something* ... *five 分钟 later* I cheated on 你 in Sims with Dahvie Vanity *falls to the floor and cries*

L.... I... I ATE ALL YOUR COOKIES! *crying and begging for forgiveness*
(this is the WORST thing I CAN say to L! I am so pathetic!XD lol)

I'm on kira's side, The cake is a lie!, and...


I'll take your cake..., AND EAT IT!...

5 min. later

I'm sorry L. Your cake isn't a lie. Here. 你 can take my cake. :'(

"L 你 do not 爱情 that bimbo miss 或者 ill have to kidnap 你 in your sleep."

l did 你 know eating sweets is against the law so ALL the sweets 你 eat are against JUSTICE! YOU'RE NOT JUSTICE YOU'RE JUST A SWEETS ADICT!!! *I run like hell*

........ A few 分钟 later.......

l in sorry i didn't mean it,it was an answer to a question! Here have my cake. I'M SORRY!!!!!!!!! You're too cute to be mean to!*Hugs him* IM SO SORRY!!!

You'll die, but I can't to stave off this

your hot. oh did i say that out loud? (fan girl blush) sooo....... what your apenon on .......nightcore music?.......hi?