Our story starts with 19 年 old Kick Buttowski, sleeping in his 床, 床上 in the middle of the night, dreaming a nightmare involving Kendall being kidnapped 由 Ronaldo and forcing her to marry him otherwise he would kill her.
Kick: KENDALL!!!
Kendall: KICK, SAVE ME!!!
Ronaldo: MUAHAHAHA! It's too late, dearest Kendall, unless 你 agree to be my wife!
Kendall: Never!
Kick: 你 heard the lady, Ronaldo, let her go!
Ronaldo: On the contrary, Buttowski, I'm never letting her go! Unless she agrees to be my wife, that is.
Kendall: Well...alright.
Kick: Whoa whoa whoa, Kendall, you're not serious, are you?
Before Kendall could answer she was being hypnotized 由 Ronaldo's hypno goggles.
Kendall: (hypnotized) I sure am, Clarence! Ronaldo is my one and only!
Kick: That four-eyed geek? COME ON! What about us?
Kendall: (hypnotized): Us? HA! There is no ”us”, and there never will be!
Kick: B-but we were gonna get married!
Kendall: (hypnotized) Now why would I EVER want to marry someone like you?
Kick: Because I am your true love, your destiny, the 爱情 of your life?
Kendall: (hypnotized) I don't recall calling 你 anything of the sort. Now if you'll excuse us, Ronaldo and I have a wedding to finish!
Suddenly, Kick, Kendall and Ronaldo were in a church, waiting for the priest played 由 Mr. Vickle to pronounce Kendall and Ronaldo man and wife.
Kick: Mr. Vickle, 你 can't actually think this is a good idea, can you?
Mr Vickle: Sorry Kick, just doing my duty. (To Ronaldo and Kendall) 你 may now 吻乐队(Kiss) each other!
Kick: Kendall, noooooo!!!
But it was too late. Ronaldo pushed his big, smelly, hairy lips onto Kendall's smooth, cherry-flavoured ones, making Kick scream out a big, heartbroken ”KENDAAAAAAAAAAAALL!!!!”. 下一个 thing he know, he was back in his wide, warm bed, thinking ”Whew!”. Then he felt a well-shaped, curvy body laying 下一个 to him in the bed. It was his beautiful girlfriend and ex-rival Kendall Perkins.
Kendall: Mmm...Clarence? IIIIHHH!!!
Kick: AAAHHHHH!!!!
Kendall: IIIIHHH!!!
Kick: AAAAHHHH!!!!
Kendall: WHAT THE HECK AM I DOING IN YOUR BED!?!?
Kick: WHAT THE BISCUITS AM I DOING WITH 你 IN MY BED!?!?
Kendall: Okay okay okay, calm down! I think I have an answer.
Kick: Let's hear it!
Kendall: Last night, 你 asked me to sleepover with you, and since my house is under refurbishment, I agreed, but just this once.
Kick: Oh yeah, now I remember.
Kendall: And besides, we're getting married, so maybe this was meant to happen.
Kick: Yes, it seems like we really are destined to be together!
Kendall: So why did 你 scream out my name, 你 had a nightmare 或者 something?
Kick: Yeah.
Kendall: Aww, 你 poor thing! Care to tell me about it?
Just then, Kick's father Harold knocked on the door.
Harold: Kick? 你 alright in there, son? I heard a scream!
Kick: It's ok, dad, just a nightmare!
Harold: That's terrible, want me to read 你 a bedtime story with some 饼干 and warm milk?
Kendall: (whispering) What?
Kick: (whispering) 你 don't know my dad, he's too overprotective sometimes.
Kendall: (whispering) And here I was thinking I was engaged to a REAL man, not a frickin' 5 年 old!
Kick: (whispering) Hey!
Harold: Kick?
Kick: Just a sec, dad! (Whispering to Kendall) Quick, hide in the closet!
Kendall went to hide in the closet near the bed, but Kick gestured her to hide in his other closet where he kept Gunther's clothes.
Kendall: (whispering) Why is there two closets?
Kick: (whispering) 你 think this is the time?
Kendall just rolled her eyes, hid in the closet without 问题 and closed the door. Next, his dad barged into the room.
Harold: So son, I brought some warm 牛奶 and 饼干 for you.
Kick: Thanks dad, but I'm alright now.
Harold: Well, I'll just leave them on the nightstand for you. (Turns his head) Hmm, I never noticed THIS closet before!
Kick: DAD, DON'T OPEN THAT!!
Too late. Harry opened the doors to the closet but luckily, Kendall found a set of Gunther's clothing. Thinking quickly, she put it on and disguised herself as Gunther to fool Harry.
Harold: Gunther? What on earth are 你 doing in there?
Kendall: (bad Gunther imitation) Oh, uh, hi mr. Kick's dad. I was just...uh...looking for my...my tv antenna, and here it is so I'll be going now. BWAR!
She grabbed a 涂层, 外套 hanger from the wardrobe and jumped out the window.
Harold: Hmm, I'll never understand that kid. So is everything alright, Kick?
Kick: Sure, Dad, don't worry about it!
Harold: Okay, but if 你 need help just call and I'll come running.
Kick: (Don't count on it.)
Harold: What?
Kick: Uhh...count on it, dad!
They waved goodbye at each other as Harry closed the door behind him, while Kick gave out a sigh of relief and rushed to the window to check on Kendall and helped her back in through the window.
Kick: Kendall? That was pretty amazing.
Kendall: Yeah, like I haven't learned anything from 你 two.
Kick: No, I mean it. It was really awesome! This is like the closest I've ever felt to you.
Kendall: So NOW will 你 tell me why 你 have two closets?
Kick: Well, the other one is for...Gunther.
Speaking of which, Gunther jumped in through the window, wearing nothing but underwear and he freaks out when he sees Kendall wearing his clothes.
Gunther: Hi Kick, I was just stopping 由 to pick up some clothes, but it's not neccessary because I'm already wearing them, how nice... (snap) IIIIHHHH GHOST GHOST GHOST!!!
He runs right through Kick's door in panic, but stops 由 the nightstand, calmly fiesting on the 饼干 and warm milk, then he went straight back to rushing out the door in panic. Kick and Kendall looks at each other in confusion, then Gunther pops his head back in and says ”Hey could I have some clothes, I'm kind of naked”, and he is thrown a set of clothes covering his face. ”Thank you” he said.
Theme song
Kick and Kendall snuck out the window, making sure nobody saw them together. Walking hand in hand to school, they were met 由 Ms. Chicarelli who were out walking Oscar.
Kick: Oh, Ms. Chicarelli, hi!
Chicarelli: Well, if it isn't young Mr. Buttowski! Terrorizing the neighborhood as usual?
Kick: Not today, it's Valentine's Day.
Chicarelli: Not even a little bit? Young miss Perkins, you're always against everything that that hooligan stand for!?
Kendall: Not today, it's Valentine's Day.
Chicarelli: Oh my word, it has happened! I'm hearing double! THE TWO HOOLIGANS ARE D-D-DATING, IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Ms. Chicarelli screamed and flapped her arms about as she dissappeared into the horizon, dragging Oscar along with her. A 秒 later, a big rock fell from the sky, squishing Kick flat like a flapjack. Kendall gasped and lifted the rock and Kick sprung back up like an accordion.
Kendall: Oh my god, Kick, are 你 ok?
Kick: Yeah. I guess that's one way to get rid of your rivals!
Gunther: 你 guys, wait up! That looks like fun!
Gunther ran straight into a near-by mountain so that another big rock fell on him, squishing him flat. ”Hey guys, look at me, I look like a manhole cover” he said. Later, at Mrs. Fitzpatrick's class, the students were exchanging Valentine's 日 cards. Unluckily, Kick got a card from Wacky Jackie, and Kendall got one from Ronaldo.
Kendall: Mrs. Fitzpatrick, this must be some kind of mistake!
Mrs. Fitzpatrick: No mistake, Miss Perkins, everybody got their cards.
Kendall: As former class president, I demand a re-count!
Mrs Fitzpatrick: Mmmm-hmmm! I don't think so.
Kendall sat down and looked at her card in disappointment. It 说 ”Will 你 be my valentine, Dearest Kendall?” in big red letters, and on 最佳, 返回页首 of that there was an interactive message from Ronaldo 阅读 a binary poem. Kendall was a little creeped out 由 it.
Kendall: This is really...interesting, Ronaldo, but I'm gonna have to say no.
Ronaldo: But...why?
Kendall: I think you're exaggerating way too much with this, and besides I think another guy is going to ask me.
She sneaks a look at Kick.
Kick: Jackie, what do 你 mean 由 this? I'm not interested!
Jackie: OH KICK PLEASE SAY YES!!!
Kick: (sigh) Jackie, I appreciate all your hard work, but I already have someone.
He sneaks a smiling look at Kendall.
Jackie: So is that a 'yes'? I knew it, YES YES YES!!!
Kick: PLEASE JACKIE!!! NO MEANS NO!!!
Jackie: ...Oh...
She looked down in disappointment.
Gunther: Pretty harsh, Kick.
Kick: Yeah, but she just won't take ”no” for an answer. Get her off my hands, will ya?
Gunther: Will do, wingman!
Kendall: And Ronaldo, sorry, but you're too much into science!
She joins Kick on his Ol' Blue.
Mrs. Fitzpatrick: Mr. Buttowski, Ms. Perkins, where do 你 think you're going?
Kick: Didn't 你 just say ”class dismissed”?
Mrs. Fitzpatrick: No! Well, not for another 5 秒 anyway.
5...4...3...2...1...BOOM! She got runned over 由 the lovebirds on Ol' Blue.
Mrs. Fitzpatrick: C-c-class dismissed. UNGH!!!
Gunther: Mrs. Fitzpatrick, that looks painful. I know what'll make 你 feel better! Say hello to my new pet Rocky!
He holds up a big rock dressed in blonde hair and a comb as moustache. He brings it over to her, but trips over a kid's leg and drops it over her face.
Gunther: Whoops!
Mrs. Fitzpatrick: (heavy sigh)
Meanwhile, at the Buttowski residence, Harold and Honey where playing a quiet game of Monstropoly. Harry was just about to 交叉, 十字架 the finish line with his Missing Link.
Harold: MONSTROPOLY! Suck on that!
Honey: Hey, that's not fair! 你 always beat me at this dumb game!
Harold: It's not my fault you're such a sore loser!
Honey: And 你 always go straight to the teleporter!
Harold: If only 你 wasted your money on that ufo like I told 你 to, but nooooo, 你 had to be so danged greedy!
They kept arguing when the doorbell rang, and Harry went to open it, giving his wife the ”I'm watching you” look. When he opened the door, a pair of strong arms reached in, almost squeezing him to death. After 10 seconds, the arms belonging to Magnus Magnuson, Gunther's father, finally let go.
Magnus: BWAR!!! Hi, Harry.
Harold: Magnus, what a nice surprise. Listen, if it is about that wedgie I gave 你 when we were kids, it was...IT WAS ALL HONEY'S IDEA!!! IT WAS HER IDEA, NOT MINE!!!
Magnus: Relax, Harry. I was only going to ask if I could borrow an egg-beater. Helga is going to bake her world-famous lingonberry muffins for the bazaar on saturday.
Harold: Oh, of course, the egg-beater. Come in, have a seat, I'll go get it!
Magnus entered the Buttowski mansion while Harry went up to the attic to get the egg-beater.
Honey: Hello, Magnus, care to 加入 us in a game of Monstopoly?
Magnus: I'm not really into board games.
Honey: It's not a board game, it's a...uh...Battlesneegen contest!
Magnus: Ohhh?
Honey: Yesss, and the person with the most points wins a...a free battle in Fjordsdryk!
Magnus: Well, in that case...BWAR BWAR BWAR!!!
Meanwhile, Kick were thinking about what gift to buy for Kendall.
”I could get her a book on poetry, but she probably has a million of those already” Kick thought. ”How about a dictionary? No no no, it's gotta be something that expresses my true feelings for her!”
Kendall: Kick, what are 你 thinking about?
Kick: Oh, uh, nothing. Just wondering if a guy were to surprise 你 with a gift, what would he get you?
Kendall: He wouldn't have to buy it, as long as he expresses his true feelings for me.
Kick: And how would he go about doing that?
Kendall: Sing it!
Kick: I'm trying, but it's hard when I don't know! I mean ”HE doesn't know”!
Kendall: No, I mean sing your true feelings for me.
Kick: What makes 你 think I'm talking about me?
Kendall: Come on, Kick, don't 你 think I know 你 better than this? Seriously, Clarence, you're like the worst liar.
Kick: Alright, fine! It IS me I'm talking about! I've been crazy about 你 since the 日 we met. You'll see I will find the perfect song that expresses my true feelings for you.
Kendall: I'll be waiting!
Meanwhile, Harry had accidentally locked himself in the attic while lookin for the egg-beater. After hours and hours of unsuccessfully looking through the attic, Harry tried the door, only to see that the lock was stuck.
Harold: Aw biscuits, how did I manage to lock myself in THIS TIME?
He found a 篮球 in the mess, thinking he'd try to hit the net hung up on the wall.
Harold: Let's see if I can hit a 3-pointer!
He held the ball with both hands, took aim and threw it at the basket. But instead of hitting the basket, it bounced off the 墙 and knocked him out, making him fall to the floor.
Harold: Ughhh, did anyone get the number on that flying basketball...?
The ball continued to bounce out the window and hit a 随意 person on the head.
随意 guy: AW COME ON!!!
Kick sat down alone on a rock in the middle of an open field, tuning the 吉他 in his hands, trying to come up with a good song to sing for Kendall. ”Biscuits, how am I gonna do this?” he thought to himself. ”I'm no singer, the last time I tried singing, Steve went berzerk.”.
Flashback: 13- ýear old Kick sings ”Deck the Halls” at 圣诞节 while Grandma Rosie plays the piano.
Kick: Deck the halls with boughs of holly, FA-LA-LA-LA-LAAAAHHHHHHHHH LAAAAAA LAHHHHH LAHH LAH LAHHHHHH-
Everybody covered their ears from Kick's horrible 唱歌 voice, which made Steve grow out of his 鱼 bowl into a monster with legs. Grabbing the piggy bank, mutated Steve walked straight out the 墙 of mortar surrounding Kick's house. Everybody stared out the hole in the 墙 in silence. 5 秒 after he was long gone, Honey said:
Honey: Well then...who wants egg nog?
Harold: Oooh oooh I do!
Brianna: Me too!
Brad: I want tankini flavour!
End of flashback.
While Kick was fiddling with the strings, Wade came along.
Wade: 嘿 嘿 hey, Danger Dude! How's the weather down there?
Kick: Huh? Oh, hi, Wade.
Wade: Yo, what's with the long face?
Kick: I'm trying to come up with a song for my girlfriend as a valentine's 日 gift.
Wade: Whoa, dude, that's pretty sweet. How are 你 doing so far, need any help?
Kick: Not very well. Have 你 actually heard me sing, it's not pretty!
Wade: Chill, my friend, and leave it to the Wade! I was the 鼓手 for The Buttles!
Another flashback. Wade's band featuring himself, Scarlett Rosetti, 情绪硬核 Kid and Linnie Perkins sat down in their workshop, trying to come up with new songs.
Scarlett: ”The Faster I Go”?
Wade: No no no, it's a ballad!
情绪硬核 Kid: ”The Weaker I Feel”.
Wade: Something fresh!
Linnie: I've got it! ”The Higher I Reach”!
Wade: Ohh brother...!
Scarlett: That's a good one! ”Oh Brother Where Art Thou”!
Wade: I quit!
Linnie: I think we already did that one.
Wade: Goodbye!
Linnie: That one too.
Wade stormed out of the workshop, slamming the door shut behind him. 10 silent 秒 passed.
Scarlett: Coffee break!
End of flash back.
Wade: We had some...minor...success.
Kick continued tuning his guitar. After a while it started raining and dark rainclouds appeared in the sky.
Kick: Biscuits, he's here...
Wade: Who's here?
Kick: Cousin Kyle...
Wade: Whoa, look at the time! I just remembered I've got ballet lessons at 5 PM!
Kick: Ballet what-now?
Wade: And if anyone asks, 你 don't know me!
Kick: No worries, I really don't.
Wade zipped away faster than the speed of light. Next, Aunt Sally's SUV drove by, dropping off Kyle 由 the bus stop 下一个 to the rock Kick was sitting on, then it drove off like a rocket into the distance.
Kyle: Hidey-ho, Kick, here comes your 最喜爱的 cousin, K-Y-L-EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Kick: Joy... Kyle, I don't have to for 你 today, so why don't 你 just do like the wind and skedaddle, huh?
Kyle: But, Kick, I heard 你 were having troubles figuring out a song to sing for your girlfriend, so 你 could 显示 her how much 你 爱情 her, so 你 two could live together happily forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever-
Kick: ENOUGH!!!
Kyle: -and ever so I was thinking I could help 你 in some way so 你 can finally get the girl of your dreams.
Kick: Hey, who told 你 that!? I mean...aw biscuits...FINE, it's true, I'm crazy about her!
Kyle: So, who's the lucky girl? It's that tall blonde girl from 下一个 door, isn't it? Please say it's her, I can tell that 你 two are just so made for each other, that 你 will get married and have beautiful children and buy a house on the country where 你 can grow old together and-MFLFFFLLLLFFFFFFF.
Kyle was quickly silenced 由 Kick.
Kick: Yes, Kyle, everything 你 say is true.
Kyle: MFLFFFLMM?
Kick: Yes, even the part with the monkeys.
Kyle: MFFTTT!
Kick: AND the cows.
Kick finally released his hand from Kyle's mouth.
Kick: So, Kyle, are 你 ready to help me 撰写 a song?
Kyle: Ready as ever, my dear cousin and role model who I 爱情 and respect and who fears nothing! (Looks down) Oooh, a quarter!
He bends down and picks up the quarter, only to realize it's a penny. ”Ehh, it's only a penny” he said, tossing it up in the air. When it comes back down, it hits Kick in the eye.
Kick: (sigh) This is gonna be a loooooooong day.
Meanwhile, Kendall was walking through the park when she noticed Jackie crying on a bench.
Kendall: Jackie? What are 你 doing here?
Jackie: WHAT AM I DOING HERE? WHAT ARE 你 DOING HERE YOURSELF, MISS GOODY TWO-SHOES KENDALL PERKINS!?
Kendall: 你 seem upset.
Jackie: UPSET? UPSET? BECAUSE OF YOU, KICK WON'T EVEN TALK TO ME!!!
Kendall: Ohhh, is THAT what this is about? Look, I'm sorry if he hurt you, but even if Kick doesn't want you, at least 你 should be happy for him, whether way he chooses to go.
Jackie: (sob) I-I never thought of it like that. Can I still be his #1 fan?
Kendall: Uhh, sure? Look, I just want 你 and me to be friends, is that so bad?
Jackie: I guess we could be friends, on one condition!
Kendall: (sigh) What?
Jackie: Can I have your autograph?
Kendall: My autograph, for what?
Jackie: You're training to become a daredevil, aren't you? I want your autograph 下一个 to Kick's so I can look at it every night in my bed!
Kendall: Why, I-I-I guess.
Kendall took out her 最喜爱的 粉, 粉色 pen and wrote her name in Jackie's autograph book. Then Jackie closed the book and hugged it tight.
Jackie: Did 你 really think I was giving up THAT easy? Now I have TWO daredevils who I can stalk and do everything for, we'll be together forever, WAAHOO YEAH JACKIE!!!
Kendall just stood in place with her mouth open wide while Jackie ran off like a maniac into the horizon.
Kendall: Well, I guess that's why she's called ”Wacky” Jackie!
Meanwhile, back at the attic of the Buttowski mansion, Harry was desperately prying up the attic door with a crowbar, but to no avail, the crowbar only broke itself. Downstairs, the game of Monstropoly was getting on Magnus' nerves, in the end he smashed the game repeatedly with his battle axe. Then they finally heard Harry's loud banging on the attic door. Magnus hit the lock on the door with the axe, the door opened and Harry fell down to the floor with a splat.
Harold: (dizzy) Hi, honey, Magnus, nice wheather we're having...! Hey, I didn't know we had company, buy them all a drink on me!
Honey: Harold, what were 你 doing up there?
Harold: I'm sorry, guys, I just couldn't find the egg-beater anywhere!
Honey: 你 mean the one in the 厨房 cabinet? The one place where we always keep our 厨房 utilities?
Honey opened the 厨房 cabinet, picked up the egg-beater and handed it to Magnus.
Magnus: Well, Harry, this got awkward, I'm gonna take off!
Honey: Please yourself!
Magnus ran 首页 as fast as he could with the egg-beater in his hands. Honey gave Harry a cold, icy stare while he just shrugged and smiled a big fake smile.
Meanwhile, Gunther was on his way to Jackie's house with a bouqet of flowers.
Gunther: Alright, Gunther, this is the 日 you're going to ask Jackie out on a date! Nothing serious, only a date, just a simple date!
Gunther rang the doorbell to Jackie's house, and she answered it.
Jackie: Hello?
Gunther: PLEASE, JACKIE, BE MY WIFE!!! I mean ”Go 日期 on a out with me!”. I-I mean ”G-g-go out...on a d-d-date with me!”
Jackie: Hellooo? I heard someone nervous, but I don't see no one!
Gunther: GRR, NOW LISTEN TO ME, WOMAN! I RISKED MY LIFE FOR THESE FLOWERS, AND YOU'RE GONNA GO ON A 日期 WITH ME, WHETHER 你 LIKE IT 或者 NOT!!! (Heavy breathing)
Jackie: Jeez, Gunther, if 你 wanna 日期 me, all 你 had to do was ASK!
Gunther: (faint) Uggghh!
Kick and Kyle were almost done where almost done 写作 the perfect song for Kick to sing for Kendall.
Kick: I don't know, Kyle. I mean, I don't sing very well.
Kyle: Don't 你 worry your pretty little tonsils, Kick, my 最喜爱的 cousin in the whole wide world!
Kick: Kyle, I'm your ONLY cousin.
Kyle: Doesn't hurt to mention it once in a while. So, the song is called ”Kendall”, why does that name sound so familiar?
Kick: 你 named the song after her? That's...brilliant!
Kyle: Well, that explains that! Wait, after who?
Kick: Kendall! My girlfriend!
Right about then, Kendall approached in the grass.
Kendall: Yes, Kick?
Kick: KENDALL!! 你 scared the biscuizus outta me.
Kyle: Hey, look, Kick, it's your girlfriend who you're sooo deeply in 爱情 with and 你 wanna spend the rest of your days with for eternity!
Kendall: What's HE doing here!?
Kick: Uhh, Cousin Kyle were just leaving, weren't you, Kyle?
Kyle: But, Kick, I...Ohhh I get it, it's alone time for 你 and yor future wife now, isn't it? That's ok, I'll have my mom pick me up anytime now!
Just then, Aunt Sally's SUV appeared and honked the horn.
Kyle: Well, cousin Kick, this is where I bid my farewell.
Kick: (finally) Oh, I can't tell 你 how much I'm gonna miss you, so long, auf wiederzehn, see 你 later alligator, blah blah blah!
Kick pushed Kyle onto the SUV and it drove off into the horizon, while Kick let out a relieved ”WHEW!”
Kendall: Time's up, Clarence, I'm ready for my song!
Kick: Don't worry, I've got it all covered!
Kendall sat down on a rock in the clearing, while Kick thought to himself ”Here goes nothing. Come on, tonsils, don't fail me now!” Kick started jamming on the guitar, and soon he started singing, and much to Kendall's surprise, it sounded good.
Kick: (singing) When lights go down, I see no reason
For 你 to cry, we've been through this before
In every time, in every season
God knows I've tried, so please don't ask for more
Can't 你 see it in my eyes?
Though this might be our last goodbye
Kendall, Kendall, things they change my friend, whoa
Kendall, Kendall, maybe we'll meet again, somewhere, again
Happy tears started to fill Kendall's eyes. ”I can't believe he wrote a song for me!” she thought. ”This is like the sweetest thing anyone have ever done for me.”
Kick: (singing) I read your mind, with no intentions
Of being unkind, I wish I could explain
It all takes time, a whole lot of patience
If it's a crime, how come I feel no pain?
Can't 你 see in my eyes
Though this might be our last goodbye, whoa-oa,-oa
Kendall, Kendall, ohh, things they change my friend, whoa
Kendall, Kendall, maybe we'll meet again
Oh, can't 你 see it in my eyes?
This might be our last goodbyeeeeeeeeeee
Ohhh, Kendall, Kendall
Oh, oh, things they change, Kendall, Kendall, whoa
Kendall, Kendall, maybe we'll meet again, somewhere, again
When lights go down
After Kick finished, Kendall could barely keep the tears back, she just stood up and applauded.
Kendall: (sob) Wow, Kick, that was...just so beautiful.
Kick: Oh come on, I told you, I'm a terrible singer!
Kendall: Not in my ears!
Kick: Oh yeah? Think 你 could do better?
Kendall: Actually...
Kendall revealed a fancy nightclub dress that she wore underneath her clothes, Kick's eyes widened, Gunther played the 钢琴 that he brought in out of nowhere and a stage with backup dancers and an orchestra appeared. ”Hit it, boys!” Kendall 说 as Kick helped her to sit on 最佳, 返回页首 of the piano, then she started to sing to the smooth R'n'B music.
Kendall: (singing) A few stolen moments, is all that we shared
You've got your family, and they need 你 there
Kick: Kendall-
Kick tried to tell her that she didn't have to do this, but then he noticed the ”trust me” look in her continue.
Kendall: (singing) Though I try to resist, being last on your list
But no other man's gonna do
So I'm saving all my 爱情 for you
Kick let himself be swept away 由 Kendall's beautiful 唱歌 voice. He rested his elbows on the side of the 钢琴 and gazed up at Kendall, while she playfully scratched his chin.
Kendall: (singing) It's not very easy, living all alone
My 老友记 try and tell me, find a man of my own
But each time I try, I just break down and cry
Cause I'd rather be 首页 feeling blue
So I'm saving all my 爱情 for you
你 use to tell me, we'd run away together
爱情 gives 你 the right to be free
你 说 be patient, just wait a little longer
But that's just an old fantasy
由 now, Kick was hopelessly 迷失 in Kendall's eyes, they shone brighter for every high tone she took.
Kendall: (singing) I've got to get ready, just a few 分钟 more
Gonna get that old feeling
When 你 walk through that door
Cause tonight is the night, for feeling alright
We'll be making 爱情 the whole night through
So I'm saving all my love
Yes I'm saving all my love
Yes I'm saving all my 爱情 for you
No other woman is gonna 爱情 你 more
Cause tonight is the night
That I'm feeling alright
We'll be making 爱情 the whole night through
So I'm saving all my love
Yes I'm saving all my loving
Yes I'm saving all my love
For
Yoouuuuuu
When the orchestra stopped playing, Kendall lifted up Kick's face and kissed his lips. After 10 秒 she let go and 说 softly ”Happy Valentine's day, Kick Buttowski.”. Kick was totally in love.
Gunther: Kick, are 你 ok?
Kick: (heavy sigh of love) No, Gunther, I'm in love... and it ROCKS!!!
Gunther: I'm pretty sure that rocks and 爱情 don't match.
He picks out his pet rock Rocky and finds a suiting rock that he dresses in womens clothing, naming it Roqelle. 下一个 thing he knew, the rocks magically kept rolling down the 街, 街道 together. Gunther kept chasing them and suddenly Papercut Peterson appeared and started chasing after Gunther.
Gunther: ROCKY, ROQELLE, COME BACK!!!
Papercut: HEY, LIL' GURL, GET BACK HERE, 你 OWE ME ONE GOOD PIANO!!!
That night, Kick didn't want to think of anyone but Kendall. Sweet, sweet Kendall with her perfect figure, perfect eyes, perfect nose, perfect lips, perfect everything. He could already imagine what their wedding would be like. He imagined himself wearing a black tuxedo walking down the church aisle hand in hand with Kendall who wore a beautiful white wedding dress, with all their 老友记 and families eyes focused on them. He snapped out of his dream when his Rock Callahan radio buzzed ”Let's rock! Let's rock! Let's rock!” until he turned it off. He stretched himself while yawning and went to the wardrobe to change into a jumpsuit. But when he opened the doors, he was knocked out cold 由 a mysterious silhouette who dragged him out the window. When he came to, he was barred up in Ronaldo's basement.
Kick: Uhhh, my head. Ronaldo? What the biscuits is this!?
Ronaldo: Well, Buttowski, I'm glad 你 ask. 你 see, since Kendall rejected me at school, I've been thinking that if I can't have her then no one can!
Kick: And that means?
Ronaldo: It means that I have to get rid of the competition.
Kick: Get to it!
Ronaldo: Very well, I'm gonna have to kill you!
Kick: HA! I'd 爱情 to see 你 try! My girlfriend would back me up on this.
Ronaldo: 你 mean Kendall?
Kick: Yes, I mean Kendall!
Just then, Kendall rang Ronaldo's doorbell, and he went up the stairs to open it.
Ronaldo: Kendall! What a nice surprise!
Kendall: Zip it, science boy! I came to break up with you.
Ronaldo: It's because of that punk Buttowski, isn't it? I told 你 he was bad news!
Kendall: No, he is not! He's the most wonderful man I've ever known! What's going on in your basement?
Ronaldo: Oh, that? That is...that is a slumber party!
Kendall: Oh, really? Then where is your other guests?
Ronaldo: Well, you're here, and Kick. I don't need anymore guests!
Kendall: You're too gullable, Ronaldo! I sensed something was wrong, so I called the police!
Ronaldo: The police?
Kendall: Yep! They should be here right about...now!
On time, the police officers Mac and Irwin bursted through the door with 枪 and 说 ”freeze, punk!”
Mac: Lay it off, Irwin, you're not even loaded!
Irwin: Yeah, well, you're not loaded either!
Mac: Oh yeah, we must've forgotten our bullets down at the station. We'll just go get them!
Kendall: Wait, what about the criminal?
Mac: Don't 你 worry, lil' lady, we'll be right back once we got bullets for our guns.
Kendall: That won't be nesseccary, nobody is shooting anybody!
Irwin: Aww, but I wanna shoot somebody!
Kendall: I SAID, ”nobody is shooting anybody”! My boyfriend has been threatened to be killed, 你 need to put the criminal in jail!
The cops went down to the cellar and put handcuffs on Kick.
Kendall: Not him! HERE'S the guilty one!
She pointed at Ronaldo who was handcuffed in Kick's place. Before they threw Ronaldo in the police car, he turned to Kendall.
Ronaldo: Could I maybe have one last kiss?
Kendall: (sigh) Okay, close your eyes.
He closed his eyes and pouted his smelly, hairy lips at her. She winked at Kick and slapped Ronaldo across the face with all the strenght she could gather, then she threw him into the police car, which then drove away. Kendall helped Kick get off the bars.
Irwin: Boo yah, who finally caught his first bad guy!? THIS guy!
Mac: Yes, yes, and we'll be throwing 你 a big party later down at the station! Now, please keep your eyes on the road, 你 nearly hit that cow and monkey!
Irwin: Party pooper!
Kick: Whoah, Kendall, that was AWESOME!!! 你 really are the woman for me.
Kendall: I've learnt from the best!
Later, down at the jail, Kick and Kendall came to visit Ronaldo.
Kendall: Ronaldo?
Ronaldo: Oh, hi, Kendall.
Kendall: We were only making sure 你 are in good hands.
Ronaldo: Well, it's not the best, but at least I get roof over my head.
Kick: Oh, I don't think that's the only thing you're getting!
Kick pointed at a unknown prisoner behind Ronaldo's back. A fat, unattractive, female prisoner fell in 爱情 with Ronaldo and nearly squeezed him to death.
Unknown prisoner: Hi there, handsome, what's your name?
Ronaldo: Gulp!
Unknown prisoner: Gulp? Weird name, but I'll take it!
Outside the cell, Kick and Kendall couldn't help but smiling and almost break into laughter.
Kendall: Aww, 你 two would make such a cute couple (giggle)! Bye, Ronaldo, see 你 in two years!
Ronaldo: Two years? Wait, Kendall? KENDALL!!!
Unknown prisoner: We're gonna have such a good time together, maybe I'll even let 你 shave my back this sunday...!
Epilogue:
Magnus and Helga were sitting quietly in their relaxing chairs at home.
Magnus: Helga, where's Fjordsdryk?
The end
Kick: KENDALL!!!
Kendall: KICK, SAVE ME!!!
Ronaldo: MUAHAHAHA! It's too late, dearest Kendall, unless 你 agree to be my wife!
Kendall: Never!
Kick: 你 heard the lady, Ronaldo, let her go!
Ronaldo: On the contrary, Buttowski, I'm never letting her go! Unless she agrees to be my wife, that is.
Kendall: Well...alright.
Kick: Whoa whoa whoa, Kendall, you're not serious, are you?
Before Kendall could answer she was being hypnotized 由 Ronaldo's hypno goggles.
Kendall: (hypnotized) I sure am, Clarence! Ronaldo is my one and only!
Kick: That four-eyed geek? COME ON! What about us?
Kendall: (hypnotized): Us? HA! There is no ”us”, and there never will be!
Kick: B-but we were gonna get married!
Kendall: (hypnotized) Now why would I EVER want to marry someone like you?
Kick: Because I am your true love, your destiny, the 爱情 of your life?
Kendall: (hypnotized) I don't recall calling 你 anything of the sort. Now if you'll excuse us, Ronaldo and I have a wedding to finish!
Suddenly, Kick, Kendall and Ronaldo were in a church, waiting for the priest played 由 Mr. Vickle to pronounce Kendall and Ronaldo man and wife.
Kick: Mr. Vickle, 你 can't actually think this is a good idea, can you?
Mr Vickle: Sorry Kick, just doing my duty. (To Ronaldo and Kendall) 你 may now 吻乐队(Kiss) each other!
Kick: Kendall, noooooo!!!
But it was too late. Ronaldo pushed his big, smelly, hairy lips onto Kendall's smooth, cherry-flavoured ones, making Kick scream out a big, heartbroken ”KENDAAAAAAAAAAAALL!!!!”. 下一个 thing he know, he was back in his wide, warm bed, thinking ”Whew!”. Then he felt a well-shaped, curvy body laying 下一个 to him in the bed. It was his beautiful girlfriend and ex-rival Kendall Perkins.
Kendall: Mmm...Clarence? IIIIHHH!!!
Kick: AAAHHHHH!!!!
Kendall: IIIIHHH!!!
Kick: AAAAHHHH!!!!
Kendall: WHAT THE HECK AM I DOING IN YOUR BED!?!?
Kick: WHAT THE BISCUITS AM I DOING WITH 你 IN MY BED!?!?
Kendall: Okay okay okay, calm down! I think I have an answer.
Kick: Let's hear it!
Kendall: Last night, 你 asked me to sleepover with you, and since my house is under refurbishment, I agreed, but just this once.
Kick: Oh yeah, now I remember.
Kendall: And besides, we're getting married, so maybe this was meant to happen.
Kick: Yes, it seems like we really are destined to be together!
Kendall: So why did 你 scream out my name, 你 had a nightmare 或者 something?
Kick: Yeah.
Kendall: Aww, 你 poor thing! Care to tell me about it?
Just then, Kick's father Harold knocked on the door.
Harold: Kick? 你 alright in there, son? I heard a scream!
Kick: It's ok, dad, just a nightmare!
Harold: That's terrible, want me to read 你 a bedtime story with some 饼干 and warm milk?
Kendall: (whispering) What?
Kick: (whispering) 你 don't know my dad, he's too overprotective sometimes.
Kendall: (whispering) And here I was thinking I was engaged to a REAL man, not a frickin' 5 年 old!
Kick: (whispering) Hey!
Harold: Kick?
Kick: Just a sec, dad! (Whispering to Kendall) Quick, hide in the closet!
Kendall went to hide in the closet near the bed, but Kick gestured her to hide in his other closet where he kept Gunther's clothes.
Kendall: (whispering) Why is there two closets?
Kick: (whispering) 你 think this is the time?
Kendall just rolled her eyes, hid in the closet without 问题 and closed the door. Next, his dad barged into the room.
Harold: So son, I brought some warm 牛奶 and 饼干 for you.
Kick: Thanks dad, but I'm alright now.
Harold: Well, I'll just leave them on the nightstand for you. (Turns his head) Hmm, I never noticed THIS closet before!
Kick: DAD, DON'T OPEN THAT!!
Too late. Harry opened the doors to the closet but luckily, Kendall found a set of Gunther's clothing. Thinking quickly, she put it on and disguised herself as Gunther to fool Harry.
Harold: Gunther? What on earth are 你 doing in there?
Kendall: (bad Gunther imitation) Oh, uh, hi mr. Kick's dad. I was just...uh...looking for my...my tv antenna, and here it is so I'll be going now. BWAR!
She grabbed a 涂层, 外套 hanger from the wardrobe and jumped out the window.
Harold: Hmm, I'll never understand that kid. So is everything alright, Kick?
Kick: Sure, Dad, don't worry about it!
Harold: Okay, but if 你 need help just call and I'll come running.
Kick: (Don't count on it.)
Harold: What?
Kick: Uhh...count on it, dad!
They waved goodbye at each other as Harry closed the door behind him, while Kick gave out a sigh of relief and rushed to the window to check on Kendall and helped her back in through the window.
Kick: Kendall? That was pretty amazing.
Kendall: Yeah, like I haven't learned anything from 你 two.
Kick: No, I mean it. It was really awesome! This is like the closest I've ever felt to you.
Kendall: So NOW will 你 tell me why 你 have two closets?
Kick: Well, the other one is for...Gunther.
Speaking of which, Gunther jumped in through the window, wearing nothing but underwear and he freaks out when he sees Kendall wearing his clothes.
Gunther: Hi Kick, I was just stopping 由 to pick up some clothes, but it's not neccessary because I'm already wearing them, how nice... (snap) IIIIHHHH GHOST GHOST GHOST!!!
He runs right through Kick's door in panic, but stops 由 the nightstand, calmly fiesting on the 饼干 and warm milk, then he went straight back to rushing out the door in panic. Kick and Kendall looks at each other in confusion, then Gunther pops his head back in and says ”Hey could I have some clothes, I'm kind of naked”, and he is thrown a set of clothes covering his face. ”Thank you” he said.
Theme song
Kick and Kendall snuck out the window, making sure nobody saw them together. Walking hand in hand to school, they were met 由 Ms. Chicarelli who were out walking Oscar.
Kick: Oh, Ms. Chicarelli, hi!
Chicarelli: Well, if it isn't young Mr. Buttowski! Terrorizing the neighborhood as usual?
Kick: Not today, it's Valentine's Day.
Chicarelli: Not even a little bit? Young miss Perkins, you're always against everything that that hooligan stand for!?
Kendall: Not today, it's Valentine's Day.
Chicarelli: Oh my word, it has happened! I'm hearing double! THE TWO HOOLIGANS ARE D-D-DATING, IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Ms. Chicarelli screamed and flapped her arms about as she dissappeared into the horizon, dragging Oscar along with her. A 秒 later, a big rock fell from the sky, squishing Kick flat like a flapjack. Kendall gasped and lifted the rock and Kick sprung back up like an accordion.
Kendall: Oh my god, Kick, are 你 ok?
Kick: Yeah. I guess that's one way to get rid of your rivals!
Gunther: 你 guys, wait up! That looks like fun!
Gunther ran straight into a near-by mountain so that another big rock fell on him, squishing him flat. ”Hey guys, look at me, I look like a manhole cover” he said. Later, at Mrs. Fitzpatrick's class, the students were exchanging Valentine's 日 cards. Unluckily, Kick got a card from Wacky Jackie, and Kendall got one from Ronaldo.
Kendall: Mrs. Fitzpatrick, this must be some kind of mistake!
Mrs. Fitzpatrick: No mistake, Miss Perkins, everybody got their cards.
Kendall: As former class president, I demand a re-count!
Mrs Fitzpatrick: Mmmm-hmmm! I don't think so.
Kendall sat down and looked at her card in disappointment. It 说 ”Will 你 be my valentine, Dearest Kendall?” in big red letters, and on 最佳, 返回页首 of that there was an interactive message from Ronaldo 阅读 a binary poem. Kendall was a little creeped out 由 it.
Kendall: This is really...interesting, Ronaldo, but I'm gonna have to say no.
Ronaldo: But...why?
Kendall: I think you're exaggerating way too much with this, and besides I think another guy is going to ask me.
She sneaks a look at Kick.
Kick: Jackie, what do 你 mean 由 this? I'm not interested!
Jackie: OH KICK PLEASE SAY YES!!!
Kick: (sigh) Jackie, I appreciate all your hard work, but I already have someone.
He sneaks a smiling look at Kendall.
Jackie: So is that a 'yes'? I knew it, YES YES YES!!!
Kick: PLEASE JACKIE!!! NO MEANS NO!!!
Jackie: ...Oh...
She looked down in disappointment.
Gunther: Pretty harsh, Kick.
Kick: Yeah, but she just won't take ”no” for an answer. Get her off my hands, will ya?
Gunther: Will do, wingman!
Kendall: And Ronaldo, sorry, but you're too much into science!
She joins Kick on his Ol' Blue.
Mrs. Fitzpatrick: Mr. Buttowski, Ms. Perkins, where do 你 think you're going?
Kick: Didn't 你 just say ”class dismissed”?
Mrs. Fitzpatrick: No! Well, not for another 5 秒 anyway.
5...4...3...2...1...BOOM! She got runned over 由 the lovebirds on Ol' Blue.
Mrs. Fitzpatrick: C-c-class dismissed. UNGH!!!
Gunther: Mrs. Fitzpatrick, that looks painful. I know what'll make 你 feel better! Say hello to my new pet Rocky!
He holds up a big rock dressed in blonde hair and a comb as moustache. He brings it over to her, but trips over a kid's leg and drops it over her face.
Gunther: Whoops!
Mrs. Fitzpatrick: (heavy sigh)
Meanwhile, at the Buttowski residence, Harold and Honey where playing a quiet game of Monstropoly. Harry was just about to 交叉, 十字架 the finish line with his Missing Link.
Harold: MONSTROPOLY! Suck on that!
Honey: Hey, that's not fair! 你 always beat me at this dumb game!
Harold: It's not my fault you're such a sore loser!
Honey: And 你 always go straight to the teleporter!
Harold: If only 你 wasted your money on that ufo like I told 你 to, but nooooo, 你 had to be so danged greedy!
They kept arguing when the doorbell rang, and Harry went to open it, giving his wife the ”I'm watching you” look. When he opened the door, a pair of strong arms reached in, almost squeezing him to death. After 10 seconds, the arms belonging to Magnus Magnuson, Gunther's father, finally let go.
Magnus: BWAR!!! Hi, Harry.
Harold: Magnus, what a nice surprise. Listen, if it is about that wedgie I gave 你 when we were kids, it was...IT WAS ALL HONEY'S IDEA!!! IT WAS HER IDEA, NOT MINE!!!
Magnus: Relax, Harry. I was only going to ask if I could borrow an egg-beater. Helga is going to bake her world-famous lingonberry muffins for the bazaar on saturday.
Harold: Oh, of course, the egg-beater. Come in, have a seat, I'll go get it!
Magnus entered the Buttowski mansion while Harry went up to the attic to get the egg-beater.
Honey: Hello, Magnus, care to 加入 us in a game of Monstopoly?
Magnus: I'm not really into board games.
Honey: It's not a board game, it's a...uh...Battlesneegen contest!
Magnus: Ohhh?
Honey: Yesss, and the person with the most points wins a...a free battle in Fjordsdryk!
Magnus: Well, in that case...BWAR BWAR BWAR!!!
Meanwhile, Kick were thinking about what gift to buy for Kendall.
”I could get her a book on poetry, but she probably has a million of those already” Kick thought. ”How about a dictionary? No no no, it's gotta be something that expresses my true feelings for her!”
Kendall: Kick, what are 你 thinking about?
Kick: Oh, uh, nothing. Just wondering if a guy were to surprise 你 with a gift, what would he get you?
Kendall: He wouldn't have to buy it, as long as he expresses his true feelings for me.
Kick: And how would he go about doing that?
Kendall: Sing it!
Kick: I'm trying, but it's hard when I don't know! I mean ”HE doesn't know”!
Kendall: No, I mean sing your true feelings for me.
Kick: What makes 你 think I'm talking about me?
Kendall: Come on, Kick, don't 你 think I know 你 better than this? Seriously, Clarence, you're like the worst liar.
Kick: Alright, fine! It IS me I'm talking about! I've been crazy about 你 since the 日 we met. You'll see I will find the perfect song that expresses my true feelings for you.
Kendall: I'll be waiting!
Meanwhile, Harry had accidentally locked himself in the attic while lookin for the egg-beater. After hours and hours of unsuccessfully looking through the attic, Harry tried the door, only to see that the lock was stuck.
Harold: Aw biscuits, how did I manage to lock myself in THIS TIME?
He found a 篮球 in the mess, thinking he'd try to hit the net hung up on the wall.
Harold: Let's see if I can hit a 3-pointer!
He held the ball with both hands, took aim and threw it at the basket. But instead of hitting the basket, it bounced off the 墙 and knocked him out, making him fall to the floor.
Harold: Ughhh, did anyone get the number on that flying basketball...?
The ball continued to bounce out the window and hit a 随意 person on the head.
随意 guy: AW COME ON!!!
Kick sat down alone on a rock in the middle of an open field, tuning the 吉他 in his hands, trying to come up with a good song to sing for Kendall. ”Biscuits, how am I gonna do this?” he thought to himself. ”I'm no singer, the last time I tried singing, Steve went berzerk.”.
Flashback: 13- ýear old Kick sings ”Deck the Halls” at 圣诞节 while Grandma Rosie plays the piano.
Kick: Deck the halls with boughs of holly, FA-LA-LA-LA-LAAAAHHHHHHHHH LAAAAAA LAHHHHH LAHH LAH LAHHHHHH-
Everybody covered their ears from Kick's horrible 唱歌 voice, which made Steve grow out of his 鱼 bowl into a monster with legs. Grabbing the piggy bank, mutated Steve walked straight out the 墙 of mortar surrounding Kick's house. Everybody stared out the hole in the 墙 in silence. 5 秒 after he was long gone, Honey said:
Honey: Well then...who wants egg nog?
Harold: Oooh oooh I do!
Brianna: Me too!
Brad: I want tankini flavour!
End of flashback.
While Kick was fiddling with the strings, Wade came along.
Wade: 嘿 嘿 hey, Danger Dude! How's the weather down there?
Kick: Huh? Oh, hi, Wade.
Wade: Yo, what's with the long face?
Kick: I'm trying to come up with a song for my girlfriend as a valentine's 日 gift.
Wade: Whoa, dude, that's pretty sweet. How are 你 doing so far, need any help?
Kick: Not very well. Have 你 actually heard me sing, it's not pretty!
Wade: Chill, my friend, and leave it to the Wade! I was the 鼓手 for The Buttles!
Another flashback. Wade's band featuring himself, Scarlett Rosetti, 情绪硬核 Kid and Linnie Perkins sat down in their workshop, trying to come up with new songs.
Scarlett: ”The Faster I Go”?
Wade: No no no, it's a ballad!
情绪硬核 Kid: ”The Weaker I Feel”.
Wade: Something fresh!
Linnie: I've got it! ”The Higher I Reach”!
Wade: Ohh brother...!
Scarlett: That's a good one! ”Oh Brother Where Art Thou”!
Wade: I quit!
Linnie: I think we already did that one.
Wade: Goodbye!
Linnie: That one too.
Wade stormed out of the workshop, slamming the door shut behind him. 10 silent 秒 passed.
Scarlett: Coffee break!
End of flash back.
Wade: We had some...minor...success.
Kick continued tuning his guitar. After a while it started raining and dark rainclouds appeared in the sky.
Kick: Biscuits, he's here...
Wade: Who's here?
Kick: Cousin Kyle...
Wade: Whoa, look at the time! I just remembered I've got ballet lessons at 5 PM!
Kick: Ballet what-now?
Wade: And if anyone asks, 你 don't know me!
Kick: No worries, I really don't.
Wade zipped away faster than the speed of light. Next, Aunt Sally's SUV drove by, dropping off Kyle 由 the bus stop 下一个 to the rock Kick was sitting on, then it drove off like a rocket into the distance.
Kyle: Hidey-ho, Kick, here comes your 最喜爱的 cousin, K-Y-L-EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Kick: Joy... Kyle, I don't have to for 你 today, so why don't 你 just do like the wind and skedaddle, huh?
Kyle: But, Kick, I heard 你 were having troubles figuring out a song to sing for your girlfriend, so 你 could 显示 her how much 你 爱情 her, so 你 two could live together happily forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever-
Kick: ENOUGH!!!
Kyle: -and ever so I was thinking I could help 你 in some way so 你 can finally get the girl of your dreams.
Kick: Hey, who told 你 that!? I mean...aw biscuits...FINE, it's true, I'm crazy about her!
Kyle: So, who's the lucky girl? It's that tall blonde girl from 下一个 door, isn't it? Please say it's her, I can tell that 你 two are just so made for each other, that 你 will get married and have beautiful children and buy a house on the country where 你 can grow old together and-MFLFFFLLLLFFFFFFF.
Kyle was quickly silenced 由 Kick.
Kick: Yes, Kyle, everything 你 say is true.
Kyle: MFLFFFLMM?
Kick: Yes, even the part with the monkeys.
Kyle: MFFTTT!
Kick: AND the cows.
Kick finally released his hand from Kyle's mouth.
Kick: So, Kyle, are 你 ready to help me 撰写 a song?
Kyle: Ready as ever, my dear cousin and role model who I 爱情 and respect and who fears nothing! (Looks down) Oooh, a quarter!
He bends down and picks up the quarter, only to realize it's a penny. ”Ehh, it's only a penny” he said, tossing it up in the air. When it comes back down, it hits Kick in the eye.
Kick: (sigh) This is gonna be a loooooooong day.
Meanwhile, Kendall was walking through the park when she noticed Jackie crying on a bench.
Kendall: Jackie? What are 你 doing here?
Jackie: WHAT AM I DOING HERE? WHAT ARE 你 DOING HERE YOURSELF, MISS GOODY TWO-SHOES KENDALL PERKINS!?
Kendall: 你 seem upset.
Jackie: UPSET? UPSET? BECAUSE OF YOU, KICK WON'T EVEN TALK TO ME!!!
Kendall: Ohhh, is THAT what this is about? Look, I'm sorry if he hurt you, but even if Kick doesn't want you, at least 你 should be happy for him, whether way he chooses to go.
Jackie: (sob) I-I never thought of it like that. Can I still be his #1 fan?
Kendall: Uhh, sure? Look, I just want 你 and me to be friends, is that so bad?
Jackie: I guess we could be friends, on one condition!
Kendall: (sigh) What?
Jackie: Can I have your autograph?
Kendall: My autograph, for what?
Jackie: You're training to become a daredevil, aren't you? I want your autograph 下一个 to Kick's so I can look at it every night in my bed!
Kendall: Why, I-I-I guess.
Kendall took out her 最喜爱的 粉, 粉色 pen and wrote her name in Jackie's autograph book. Then Jackie closed the book and hugged it tight.
Jackie: Did 你 really think I was giving up THAT easy? Now I have TWO daredevils who I can stalk and do everything for, we'll be together forever, WAAHOO YEAH JACKIE!!!
Kendall just stood in place with her mouth open wide while Jackie ran off like a maniac into the horizon.
Kendall: Well, I guess that's why she's called ”Wacky” Jackie!
Meanwhile, back at the attic of the Buttowski mansion, Harry was desperately prying up the attic door with a crowbar, but to no avail, the crowbar only broke itself. Downstairs, the game of Monstropoly was getting on Magnus' nerves, in the end he smashed the game repeatedly with his battle axe. Then they finally heard Harry's loud banging on the attic door. Magnus hit the lock on the door with the axe, the door opened and Harry fell down to the floor with a splat.
Harold: (dizzy) Hi, honey, Magnus, nice wheather we're having...! Hey, I didn't know we had company, buy them all a drink on me!
Honey: Harold, what were 你 doing up there?
Harold: I'm sorry, guys, I just couldn't find the egg-beater anywhere!
Honey: 你 mean the one in the 厨房 cabinet? The one place where we always keep our 厨房 utilities?
Honey opened the 厨房 cabinet, picked up the egg-beater and handed it to Magnus.
Magnus: Well, Harry, this got awkward, I'm gonna take off!
Honey: Please yourself!
Magnus ran 首页 as fast as he could with the egg-beater in his hands. Honey gave Harry a cold, icy stare while he just shrugged and smiled a big fake smile.
Meanwhile, Gunther was on his way to Jackie's house with a bouqet of flowers.
Gunther: Alright, Gunther, this is the 日 you're going to ask Jackie out on a date! Nothing serious, only a date, just a simple date!
Gunther rang the doorbell to Jackie's house, and she answered it.
Jackie: Hello?
Gunther: PLEASE, JACKIE, BE MY WIFE!!! I mean ”Go 日期 on a out with me!”. I-I mean ”G-g-go out...on a d-d-date with me!”
Jackie: Hellooo? I heard someone nervous, but I don't see no one!
Gunther: GRR, NOW LISTEN TO ME, WOMAN! I RISKED MY LIFE FOR THESE FLOWERS, AND YOU'RE GONNA GO ON A 日期 WITH ME, WHETHER 你 LIKE IT 或者 NOT!!! (Heavy breathing)
Jackie: Jeez, Gunther, if 你 wanna 日期 me, all 你 had to do was ASK!
Gunther: (faint) Uggghh!
Kick and Kyle were almost done where almost done 写作 the perfect song for Kick to sing for Kendall.
Kick: I don't know, Kyle. I mean, I don't sing very well.
Kyle: Don't 你 worry your pretty little tonsils, Kick, my 最喜爱的 cousin in the whole wide world!
Kick: Kyle, I'm your ONLY cousin.
Kyle: Doesn't hurt to mention it once in a while. So, the song is called ”Kendall”, why does that name sound so familiar?
Kick: 你 named the song after her? That's...brilliant!
Kyle: Well, that explains that! Wait, after who?
Kick: Kendall! My girlfriend!
Right about then, Kendall approached in the grass.
Kendall: Yes, Kick?
Kick: KENDALL!! 你 scared the biscuizus outta me.
Kyle: Hey, look, Kick, it's your girlfriend who you're sooo deeply in 爱情 with and 你 wanna spend the rest of your days with for eternity!
Kendall: What's HE doing here!?
Kick: Uhh, Cousin Kyle were just leaving, weren't you, Kyle?
Kyle: But, Kick, I...Ohhh I get it, it's alone time for 你 and yor future wife now, isn't it? That's ok, I'll have my mom pick me up anytime now!
Just then, Aunt Sally's SUV appeared and honked the horn.
Kyle: Well, cousin Kick, this is where I bid my farewell.
Kick: (finally) Oh, I can't tell 你 how much I'm gonna miss you, so long, auf wiederzehn, see 你 later alligator, blah blah blah!
Kick pushed Kyle onto the SUV and it drove off into the horizon, while Kick let out a relieved ”WHEW!”
Kendall: Time's up, Clarence, I'm ready for my song!
Kick: Don't worry, I've got it all covered!
Kendall sat down on a rock in the clearing, while Kick thought to himself ”Here goes nothing. Come on, tonsils, don't fail me now!” Kick started jamming on the guitar, and soon he started singing, and much to Kendall's surprise, it sounded good.
Kick: (singing) When lights go down, I see no reason
For 你 to cry, we've been through this before
In every time, in every season
God knows I've tried, so please don't ask for more
Can't 你 see it in my eyes?
Though this might be our last goodbye
Kendall, Kendall, things they change my friend, whoa
Kendall, Kendall, maybe we'll meet again, somewhere, again
Happy tears started to fill Kendall's eyes. ”I can't believe he wrote a song for me!” she thought. ”This is like the sweetest thing anyone have ever done for me.”
Kick: (singing) I read your mind, with no intentions
Of being unkind, I wish I could explain
It all takes time, a whole lot of patience
If it's a crime, how come I feel no pain?
Can't 你 see in my eyes
Though this might be our last goodbye, whoa-oa,-oa
Kendall, Kendall, ohh, things they change my friend, whoa
Kendall, Kendall, maybe we'll meet again
Oh, can't 你 see it in my eyes?
This might be our last goodbyeeeeeeeeeee
Ohhh, Kendall, Kendall
Oh, oh, things they change, Kendall, Kendall, whoa
Kendall, Kendall, maybe we'll meet again, somewhere, again
When lights go down
After Kick finished, Kendall could barely keep the tears back, she just stood up and applauded.
Kendall: (sob) Wow, Kick, that was...just so beautiful.
Kick: Oh come on, I told you, I'm a terrible singer!
Kendall: Not in my ears!
Kick: Oh yeah? Think 你 could do better?
Kendall: Actually...
Kendall revealed a fancy nightclub dress that she wore underneath her clothes, Kick's eyes widened, Gunther played the 钢琴 that he brought in out of nowhere and a stage with backup dancers and an orchestra appeared. ”Hit it, boys!” Kendall 说 as Kick helped her to sit on 最佳, 返回页首 of the piano, then she started to sing to the smooth R'n'B music.
Kendall: (singing) A few stolen moments, is all that we shared
You've got your family, and they need 你 there
Kick: Kendall-
Kick tried to tell her that she didn't have to do this, but then he noticed the ”trust me” look in her continue.
Kendall: (singing) Though I try to resist, being last on your list
But no other man's gonna do
So I'm saving all my 爱情 for you
Kick let himself be swept away 由 Kendall's beautiful 唱歌 voice. He rested his elbows on the side of the 钢琴 and gazed up at Kendall, while she playfully scratched his chin.
Kendall: (singing) It's not very easy, living all alone
My 老友记 try and tell me, find a man of my own
But each time I try, I just break down and cry
Cause I'd rather be 首页 feeling blue
So I'm saving all my 爱情 for you
你 use to tell me, we'd run away together
爱情 gives 你 the right to be free
你 说 be patient, just wait a little longer
But that's just an old fantasy
由 now, Kick was hopelessly 迷失 in Kendall's eyes, they shone brighter for every high tone she took.
Kendall: (singing) I've got to get ready, just a few 分钟 more
Gonna get that old feeling
When 你 walk through that door
Cause tonight is the night, for feeling alright
We'll be making 爱情 the whole night through
So I'm saving all my love
Yes I'm saving all my love
Yes I'm saving all my 爱情 for you
No other woman is gonna 爱情 你 more
Cause tonight is the night
That I'm feeling alright
We'll be making 爱情 the whole night through
So I'm saving all my love
Yes I'm saving all my loving
Yes I'm saving all my love
For
Yoouuuuuu
When the orchestra stopped playing, Kendall lifted up Kick's face and kissed his lips. After 10 秒 she let go and 说 softly ”Happy Valentine's day, Kick Buttowski.”. Kick was totally in love.
Gunther: Kick, are 你 ok?
Kick: (heavy sigh of love) No, Gunther, I'm in love... and it ROCKS!!!
Gunther: I'm pretty sure that rocks and 爱情 don't match.
He picks out his pet rock Rocky and finds a suiting rock that he dresses in womens clothing, naming it Roqelle. 下一个 thing he knew, the rocks magically kept rolling down the 街, 街道 together. Gunther kept chasing them and suddenly Papercut Peterson appeared and started chasing after Gunther.
Gunther: ROCKY, ROQELLE, COME BACK!!!
Papercut: HEY, LIL' GURL, GET BACK HERE, 你 OWE ME ONE GOOD PIANO!!!
That night, Kick didn't want to think of anyone but Kendall. Sweet, sweet Kendall with her perfect figure, perfect eyes, perfect nose, perfect lips, perfect everything. He could already imagine what their wedding would be like. He imagined himself wearing a black tuxedo walking down the church aisle hand in hand with Kendall who wore a beautiful white wedding dress, with all their 老友记 and families eyes focused on them. He snapped out of his dream when his Rock Callahan radio buzzed ”Let's rock! Let's rock! Let's rock!” until he turned it off. He stretched himself while yawning and went to the wardrobe to change into a jumpsuit. But when he opened the doors, he was knocked out cold 由 a mysterious silhouette who dragged him out the window. When he came to, he was barred up in Ronaldo's basement.
Kick: Uhhh, my head. Ronaldo? What the biscuits is this!?
Ronaldo: Well, Buttowski, I'm glad 你 ask. 你 see, since Kendall rejected me at school, I've been thinking that if I can't have her then no one can!
Kick: And that means?
Ronaldo: It means that I have to get rid of the competition.
Kick: Get to it!
Ronaldo: Very well, I'm gonna have to kill you!
Kick: HA! I'd 爱情 to see 你 try! My girlfriend would back me up on this.
Ronaldo: 你 mean Kendall?
Kick: Yes, I mean Kendall!
Just then, Kendall rang Ronaldo's doorbell, and he went up the stairs to open it.
Ronaldo: Kendall! What a nice surprise!
Kendall: Zip it, science boy! I came to break up with you.
Ronaldo: It's because of that punk Buttowski, isn't it? I told 你 he was bad news!
Kendall: No, he is not! He's the most wonderful man I've ever known! What's going on in your basement?
Ronaldo: Oh, that? That is...that is a slumber party!
Kendall: Oh, really? Then where is your other guests?
Ronaldo: Well, you're here, and Kick. I don't need anymore guests!
Kendall: You're too gullable, Ronaldo! I sensed something was wrong, so I called the police!
Ronaldo: The police?
Kendall: Yep! They should be here right about...now!
On time, the police officers Mac and Irwin bursted through the door with 枪 and 说 ”freeze, punk!”
Mac: Lay it off, Irwin, you're not even loaded!
Irwin: Yeah, well, you're not loaded either!
Mac: Oh yeah, we must've forgotten our bullets down at the station. We'll just go get them!
Kendall: Wait, what about the criminal?
Mac: Don't 你 worry, lil' lady, we'll be right back once we got bullets for our guns.
Kendall: That won't be nesseccary, nobody is shooting anybody!
Irwin: Aww, but I wanna shoot somebody!
Kendall: I SAID, ”nobody is shooting anybody”! My boyfriend has been threatened to be killed, 你 need to put the criminal in jail!
The cops went down to the cellar and put handcuffs on Kick.
Kendall: Not him! HERE'S the guilty one!
She pointed at Ronaldo who was handcuffed in Kick's place. Before they threw Ronaldo in the police car, he turned to Kendall.
Ronaldo: Could I maybe have one last kiss?
Kendall: (sigh) Okay, close your eyes.
He closed his eyes and pouted his smelly, hairy lips at her. She winked at Kick and slapped Ronaldo across the face with all the strenght she could gather, then she threw him into the police car, which then drove away. Kendall helped Kick get off the bars.
Irwin: Boo yah, who finally caught his first bad guy!? THIS guy!
Mac: Yes, yes, and we'll be throwing 你 a big party later down at the station! Now, please keep your eyes on the road, 你 nearly hit that cow and monkey!
Irwin: Party pooper!
Kick: Whoah, Kendall, that was AWESOME!!! 你 really are the woman for me.
Kendall: I've learnt from the best!
Later, down at the jail, Kick and Kendall came to visit Ronaldo.
Kendall: Ronaldo?
Ronaldo: Oh, hi, Kendall.
Kendall: We were only making sure 你 are in good hands.
Ronaldo: Well, it's not the best, but at least I get roof over my head.
Kick: Oh, I don't think that's the only thing you're getting!
Kick pointed at a unknown prisoner behind Ronaldo's back. A fat, unattractive, female prisoner fell in 爱情 with Ronaldo and nearly squeezed him to death.
Unknown prisoner: Hi there, handsome, what's your name?
Ronaldo: Gulp!
Unknown prisoner: Gulp? Weird name, but I'll take it!
Outside the cell, Kick and Kendall couldn't help but smiling and almost break into laughter.
Kendall: Aww, 你 two would make such a cute couple (giggle)! Bye, Ronaldo, see 你 in two years!
Ronaldo: Two years? Wait, Kendall? KENDALL!!!
Unknown prisoner: We're gonna have such a good time together, maybe I'll even let 你 shave my back this sunday...!
Epilogue:
Magnus and Helga were sitting quietly in their relaxing chairs at home.
Magnus: Helga, where's Fjordsdryk?
The end