Excuses
1. I was 迷失 on the road of life.
2. I had a meeting with fate.
3. My fortune cookie told me to be late.
4. The bird of paradise flew up my nose.
5. A little birdie told me to be late.
Please read the warnings of these excuses and the most dangerous, most truthful, and best excuse.
Warning to excuse number 1. People might yell at your face. This could cause headaches, nausea, and 心 attacks.
Warning to excuse number 2. Little kids may take 你 seriously and think 你 will die. Crying from little kids could cause nervous break downs, headaches, and may lead to smoking 或者 drinking.
Warning to excuse number 3. People may take 你 seriously and start believing in fortune 饼干 and parents could sue.
Warning to excuse number 4. Little kids could take 你 seriously and may put their hands over their nose. This could make kids harder to train.
Warning to excuse number 5. Little kids may take 你 seriously and start talking to birds. This could lead to suing.
Now for the last and final excuse. 6. I don't like 你 so I decided to 显示 up late so I can have some peace.
Warning to excuse number 6. People could beat 你 up for saying that. This could lead to bruises, blooding, death, suing, high hospital bills, neck braces, headaches, smoking, pain relievers, crying, swelling and enemies.
Warning 卡卡西 is not too bright.
1. I was 迷失 on the road of life.
2. I had a meeting with fate.
3. My fortune cookie told me to be late.
4. The bird of paradise flew up my nose.
5. A little birdie told me to be late.
Please read the warnings of these excuses and the most dangerous, most truthful, and best excuse.
Warning to excuse number 1. People might yell at your face. This could cause headaches, nausea, and 心 attacks.
Warning to excuse number 2. Little kids may take 你 seriously and think 你 will die. Crying from little kids could cause nervous break downs, headaches, and may lead to smoking 或者 drinking.
Warning to excuse number 3. People may take 你 seriously and start believing in fortune 饼干 and parents could sue.
Warning to excuse number 4. Little kids could take 你 seriously and may put their hands over their nose. This could make kids harder to train.
Warning to excuse number 5. Little kids may take 你 seriously and start talking to birds. This could lead to suing.
Now for the last and final excuse. 6. I don't like 你 so I decided to 显示 up late so I can have some peace.
Warning to excuse number 6. People could beat 你 up for saying that. This could lead to bruises, blooding, death, suing, high hospital bills, neck braces, headaches, smoking, pain relievers, crying, swelling and enemies.
Warning 卡卡西 is not too bright.