A Ghost 偷了 our lives savings
Stand aside,My Bum's five foot wide
My mate boiled my willy
I'm so fat I broke the toilet
Six toilets actually
I fell for a sexy robot
I paint,with my boobies
A psychic dog,has healing powers
There's a time lord in my loo
Mosquitoes made me pregnant (um So pregnant)
I fart on men' faces for money (oh yeah...come on guys)
I'm so fat i broke the toilet
Six toilets actually
I fell for sexy robots
I paint with my boobies
With my boobies (yeah)
We're sorry. We published last that Joe Jonas is dating Miley Cyrus, but he is for SURE dating Britney Spears!
"Britney is my hero." Joe says. "Without Britney, what would the world be like?"
We have some photos, and we also have evidence from Britney!
We are really positive about it this time!
JOSEPH ADAM JONAS + BRITNEY SPEARS = MATCH
Britney may be much older than Joe, but they are sure a perfect match!
love? dating? Joe? Britney? YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SUPRISE!
It was a huge suprise to all of us, and I am sure it will be to lots and lots of 粉丝 of Britney and Joe. So, Joe's not dating Miley, Chelsea, Camilla, 或者 Demi?
"Britney is my hero." Joe says. "Without Britney, what would the world be like?"
We have some photos, and we also have evidence from Britney!
We are really positive about it this time!
JOSEPH ADAM JONAS + BRITNEY SPEARS = MATCH
Britney may be much older than Joe, but they are sure a perfect match!
love? dating? Joe? Britney? YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SUPRISE!
It was a huge suprise to all of us, and I am sure it will be to lots and lots of 粉丝 of Britney and Joe. So, Joe's not dating Miley, Chelsea, Camilla, 或者 Demi?
sincerly,
mrsjoejonas102
1)your 老友记 get annoyed of 你 when 你 cant stop talking about him
2)you 爱情 every thing about him not just his hotness
3)you dreamed about him before
4)all your 老友记 knows you're the future Mrs. joe Jonas (LOL)
5)you're having a bad 日 ,you just watch funny 视频 about joe :D
6)you have 更多 than 30 pic of joe (ONLY joe)
7)you're jealous from demi and Chelsea.. (any girl who comes near him)
8)you want to kill Camilla
9)you know 更多 than 20 facts about him
10)you will do anything to go to his concert
11)he's your 最喜爱的 Jonas brother
13)he's your dream guy
14)you 爱情 his pick up line "I got my 图书馆 card and i'm checking 你 out"
15)you have a Joe Jonas 墙 in your room
16)you know who DJ Danger is
17) 你 say "Awkward!"
there are a lot 更多 but i didn't have time to write them all
hope 你 liked it
Here is a soap Box 文章 on Joe Jonas. The adorible 18 年 old who will soon be 19. His birthday is August 15th. There will be so many 问题 for all 你 Joe Jonas 粉丝 that i am going to ask them now.
1.What's Joe's 最喜爱的 color?
2. Is fame changing Joe?
What happened to Joe while he filmed camp rock?
3.along others
it's joe jonas the megga cutie and hottie. if 你 have any 更多 问题 电子邮箱 me at testcamp. Plus me and Joe Jonas have so much in common. What do 你 have in common with Joe Jonas?
1.What's Joe's 最喜爱的 color?
2. Is fame changing Joe?
What happened to Joe while he filmed camp rock?
3.along others
it's joe jonas the megga cutie and hottie. if 你 have any 更多 问题 电子邮箱 me at testcamp. Plus me and Joe Jonas have so much in common. What do 你 have in common with Joe Jonas?
Rumor 或者 Not?
London, July 11 – ‘Twilight’ 星, 星级 Ashley Greene has sparked rumours that she’s dating Joe Jonas after the two tried to have a secret 日期 but went to London’s most exclusive restaurant The Ivy.
The duo was in town for the premiere of the latest Twilight film, ‘Eclipse’.
They tried to keep their 晚餐 日期 hush-hush to avoid being spotted together.
“They had a very romantic night at The Ivy. They arrived separately and then left out 由 the back door where there were two vans with blacked-out windows waiting to whisk them away,” News Of The World quoted a 来源 as saying.
The 来源 addded: “They looked like a lovely couple. Had a few drinks and were clearly enjoying not being hounded like they would have been in Los Angeles.”
London, July 11 – ‘Twilight’ 星, 星级 Ashley Greene has sparked rumours that she’s dating Joe Jonas after the two tried to have a secret 日期 but went to London’s most exclusive restaurant The Ivy.
The duo was in town for the premiere of the latest Twilight film, ‘Eclipse’.
They tried to keep their 晚餐 日期 hush-hush to avoid being spotted together.
“They had a very romantic night at The Ivy. They arrived separately and then left out 由 the back door where there were two vans with blacked-out windows waiting to whisk them away,” News Of The World quoted a 来源 as saying.
The 来源 addded: “They looked like a lovely couple. Had a few drinks and were clearly enjoying not being hounded like they would have been in Los Angeles.”
Joe Jonas usually looks pretty stylish, and it turns out the 22-year-old has a serious shoe obsession!
Joe confessed that shoe are his addiction, saying "I 爱情 shoes [...] I have a thousand pairs of sneakers."
That's a lot of footwear!
He also said, "Every time I 显示 my closet, I feel embarrassed because there are so many clothes in there that I feel like, it's hilarious.
I have 更多 clothes than a lot of my 老友记 who are girls.
But I just 爱情 clothes and I 爱情 fashion."
Are 你 surprised 由 Joe's obssession?
Joe confessed that shoe are his addiction, saying "I 爱情 shoes [...] I have a thousand pairs of sneakers."
That's a lot of footwear!
He also said, "Every time I 显示 my closet, I feel embarrassed because there are so many clothes in there that I feel like, it's hilarious.
I have 更多 clothes than a lot of my 老友记 who are girls.
But I just 爱情 clothes and I 爱情 fashion."
Are 你 surprised 由 Joe's obssession?