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Funny when things never change
Even when 你 say they will
But while your off s(rewing her
My life is standing still

你 tell me that 你 爱情 me
When I go to leave
你 tell me I'm your only one
And I let myself believe

I know that 你 are using me
But you'll never let me go
I know that 你 don't 爱情 me
I know I'm just for show

I don't know If I can stand
To see 你 爱情 another girl
你 know that 你 broke my 心
你 know that your my world

But while your standing 由 my side
I'll believe your lies forever
Cause everything seems so perfect
When we are together
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A bunny goes to a 海滩 and lights a cigarette. Since he was a newbie smoker the effect was stronger than it usually is. So he was lying on a nearby rock and a goldfish came to check what’s wrong:

Goldfish: “Hey dude, are 你 OK?”
Bunny (slightly stoned) : “Yeah, man… Just a bit tired…”
Goldfish: “What are 你 doing?”
Bunny: “I got a pack of cigarettes and I lit one. It makes 你 kind of dizzy, but very relaxing.”
Goldfish: “Can I try?”
Bunny: “Of course! 你 just inhale big time, swim underwater for a while and then exhale.”

The goldfish does as told and meets a 鲸, 鲸鱼 during swimming – so he explains the whole thing to a 鲸, 鲸鱼 as well. A few moments later a 鲸, 鲸鱼 comes to a bunny and wakes him up, since he dosed off. The bunny wakes up, sees the 鲸, 鲸鱼 and screams his lungs out:

Bunny: “Goldfish, exhale, exhale!! “
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Johnny wants to talk to his teacher, so he asks her if they can exchange a few words after class. She agrees.

Teacher: “Ok, Johnny, how may I help you?”
Johnny: “I believe I’m too smart to stay in this grade. I would like to be moved directly to high school, because it’s boring here.”

She agrees one 更多 time and notifies the principal. The principal proposes a test to prove Johnny’s intelligence and knowledge. So it begins:

Principal: “Johnny, let’s see. What is 3 x 4?”
Johnny: “12!”
Principal: “What is 6 x 6?”
Johnny: “36!”
Principal: “The capital of Japan?”
Johnny:...
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We were together for many years
We became as one.It was like
I had your blood running through my vain
We could read each other's thoughts.
Finish each others sentence without saying
a word. There is so much I'd like to change
But i cant turn back hands of time your memory
will always be apart of me and my heart.I still
talk to 你 and wonder if 你 hear. Sometimes i
feel 你 near even in my dreams.My 心 cant say goodbye. For its afraid your memory will die
apart of my 心 is with 你 and it's your's to
keep now that it's gone im left to stand
alone.....
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A child,Born into a world of hate and despair nowhere to go no one to cling to no one to look up too seen only as a disaster grandpa T calls her a N_ _ _ _ _ Grandpa D. a damn slave driver names engraved on her sides for life she is only a baby.A new born and already,only being moments alive she is unwanted misfit of society looked upon as an outcast as if this child had chosen to be half black and half white.she must learn to live in a world of gray where she is made to pay for representing two peoples forbidden 爱情 people are so selfish,so blind unopen to differences unopen to change people...
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In this annual, delicious dual to the death, Anthony and Ian pit their 最喜爱的 foods against each other. In 2008, veteran pink-frosted sprinkled donut faces some stiff and sugary cinnamon competition when bold newcomer churro steps into the ring.
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Anthony & Ian fight to the death to prove which of their 最喜爱的 食物 is superior.
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